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Why did you wait for me?
I finished my makeup in 10 minutes, so I waited for about an hour.
Because I waited for an hour.
It's a little late. What are you doing today?
I'm practicing singing and dancing.
Oh, I see.
I just got a call that it was over.
Really?
Low-cost?
It's like that. Low-cost.
It's never been like this before.
Time is the root of everything.
What should we do?
We have no choice but to go.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Someone is coming.
They are doing something like a stage.
Wow!
It's different from what I thought.
But...
Oh, it's you.
You're not a woman if you have thick legs.
That doesn't make you a woman if you don't have a brain.
But you're probably a woman.
If a woman prays for us to be kind, what would you do?
What would you do if they said something bad about us?
I'm not afraid of anything.
What would you do?
I'd never say anything!
What would you do?
I'm tired of this.
What should I do?
Excuse me!
Excuse me, could you stop practicing for once?
What are you saying?
Good morning!
The shoot starts at 9, and it's already 9.
Could you stop practicing for once?
We're doing it all of a sudden, so if you suddenly stop us...
Is that so?
Please go ahead.
Wow, wow, wow!
Good morning!
If you say "good morning" like that...
Good morning!
You all look surprised.
What's wrong? I just got my herpes back.
I see!
My herpes is back, but it's going well.
It's going well.
But you might be angry today.
Why is that?
Even if you stop us in the middle of it...
If you tell me what's going on in the middle of it...
We're going to shoot now!
Why is that all of a sudden?
Well, it's my decision, so Chitiyama-san...
Yes, I have a location right now, can I borrow Director Fukuda for a bit?
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much! It's easy to get there, isn't it?
No, no.
I'm glad.
Yes, then let's go.
Oh, is it okay?
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'll borrow him.
Can we all go like this?
Let's all go together!
Let's all go!
Yay! I'm happy! A celebrity is a guest on a show for the first time!
Hey! Who do you think you are?!
A celebrity is a guest on a show for the first time!
But last week, Yamada-san wouldn't have come, would he?
Is he preparing for it?
So you're going there, right?
Yes, we're going.
It's over here, right?
That's right, it's over!
Get out of here, old man!
Then let's end it for today, shall we?
Is it okay to end it?
Speaking of Fukuda-san...
Yay!
Is it okay? Since you're a director.
I just heard it from Muro-san.
How was it? Since you're a musical actor.
It was good.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Wow! You're really good at saying things like that!
I said it because you're really good at it!
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm sorry for interrupting you during rehearsal.
No, no, no.
If you say it like that, I'll end up dressing up like I did in the previous recording.
It'd be bad if you didn't change your appearance.
That's right, Genki-san told me earlier.
That's true.
I feel like you're taking advantage of me.
That's all I can say.
The only change of appearance.
Yes, I'm ready for a change of appearance.
Change of appearance is here!
You're here!
She's my friend.
Yes.
It's your first time meeting her, isn't it?
It's my first time meeting you!
It's my first time meeting you.
Nice to meet you, I'm Shizuka.
When you first sat down like that, I could only look at your skirt.
That's right.
You were showing me your butt.
Stand up and show me again.
You're really good at saying things like that.
This is amazing.
That's right.
This is Mariko-sama's brand.
Yes, this is Mariko-sama's brand.
What kind of relationship do you two have?
Have you ever been in a relationship?
Not at all.
We've never been in a relationship.
Do you usually go out for dinner together?
Yes, we do.
Yes.
We invite each other about once a week and it happens once a month.
Where do you go together?
Where did we go recently?
Recently, Sasha made me a butter hot pot at home.
You make food for women in inappropriate places.
I have never made food for my parents. I have only made food for my parents.
How did it taste?
It was very delicious.
What? What? A butter hot pot?
It looked very delicious.
It was like a butter and soy sauce hot pot.
I made a white miso butter hot pot.
It was very delicious.
Really?
You don't ask me about my hot pot.
I'm that kind of person.
I got it. I got it.
Do you have murosan?
I want to ask you, too.
Why do you say "murosan"?
Last week, I came here at 5 a.m., but today, I came here for training.
I was told to come with me.
Wow!
Wow! It looks delicious!
I ordered it.
It looks delicious.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
Let's eat together.
I don't skip meals for three days.
I skipped meals for three days.
Yesterday, I said "let's eat", but I skipped meals for three days.
Isn't it scary?
Do you skip meals for three days individually?
I don't skip meals for three days individually.
Don't you eat anything else?
I don't eat anything else.
In the morning and evening, I drink kosher soup.
Isn't it cheap for you to skip meals for three days?
But, I lost 3 kg in three days.
It's scary.
But, I'm determined to lose weight by skipping meals for three days.
Wow!
That's not the end of it.
That's the beginning of it.
I'm stoic.
You don't need to rush at all.
You're right.
I'll gain a lot of weight at the end of the year.
Well,
Yes.
Today's plan is...
Yes.
Sachihara-san, we've been planning like this for a while now.
That's right. We just ate.
It's interesting.
We haven't been able to do a project yet.
That's right. Not at all.
There's a reason for that.
As you can see, I'm in rehearsal.
You look busy.
I'm about to go on stage.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's going to be difficult for me and Sachi to match schedules in the future, isn't it?
Yes.
So, I talked with the staff about it.
I think we need someone who can match our schedules no matter what.
Okay, I've decided.
Aoki-san.
Aoki-san is busy.
Really?
Aoki-san is like a star.
He's no longer someone who can manage our schedules.
I'm sad.
Even Aoki was in Part 3.
Aoki is independent now.
This time, I'm going to suggest someone who can play my role.
Sounds good.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
If it's Sachi, we can film and have fun together.
I'm going to think of someone like that.
That's good, isn't it?
That's what I'm calling for.
That's good, isn't it?
Including Sachi's point of view, there are viewers' points of view as well.
That's true.
It's not just my preference.
That's right.
So, today, I'm going to choose these two.
I see.
Who did you choose today?
It's okay, isn't it?
I'm going to judge them.
I know Sachi very well.
Right?
I know him and I've filmed with him.
I watch a lot of TV.
You're on the same level as Aoki-san.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Are you ready?
Yes, we're waiting.
The first group is comedians.
Jal Jal? Tease?
Panzer? Sanzar?
They're really trendy.
Really?
Do you know them?
I know them for sure.
Do you know them?
Today, this duo will make you laugh.
I'm happy.
Can I call you?
Panzer?
Can I call you?
Panzer?
The first group is comedians.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I didn't know you.
Hello.
I'm Panzer.
I didn't know you at all.
Hello.
You're wearing a very long hoodie.
It's long.
You don't have to talk.
It's not that long.
Before you were called, you said "Panzer" and other things.
That's right.
You had a lot of expectations.
At that point, I thought of going home.
Who are you?
Don't you know?
In my wiki, I'm their fan.
To be honest, I'm also a big fan of them.
Thank you very much.
I'm Shisonnu.
Shisonnu.
Nice to meet you.
On the contrary, it's hard for me.
Let's eat together.
No, no.
The more you eat, the more you're like me.
Then you can only be happy.
Why?
I got it.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy.
Let's eat first.
Yes.
But I'm nervous and I can't eat.
Who are you in sync with?
Parther.
Shut up.
Parther is always with me.
Who else is in sync with you?
Ed Harmi.
Yes, Ed Harmi is in sync with me.
Good, good, good, good.
Are you stupid?
Parther, you are stupid.
Yes, I'm stupid.
Thank you.
Let's look it up.
No, no, no.
What is your Wiki?
Wiki?
Is it embarrassing?
I always have my cell phone with me.
Wiki?
If you search "kisundu", you'll see "jiro".
But I don't have that many "kisu".
Stop it.
It's true.
That's what power balance is like.
Stop it.
It's true.
My parents live in Shizuoka Prefecture.
That's me.
Stop it.
That's me.
Stop it.
My favorite food is "hato sabre".
Hato sabre?
You are laughing, but you are wrong.
Hato sabre is delicious.
I'm very interested in you.
No, I'm not interested in you.
Thank you.
You both wear the same glasses.
We don't wear the same glasses.
You see each other in different ways.
We wear glasses.
You wear glasses.
We wear glasses.
You wear glasses.
We wear glasses.
You are wrong.
You wear different glasses every time you see each other.
You are wrong.
I love you.
You said you have no more things you want to know.
Like my hobbies.
Yes.
Hobbies.
What is your hobby?
Hobby?
I'm proud of my hobby.
Please stop it.
My little daughter.
"YOSHIMOTO FASHION RANKING" is announced every year.
I'm in 7th place.
If I were you, I would be in 8th place.
You are in 7th place.
When I was bullied, I thought they were ugly girls.
I didn't know their fashion.
I felt sorry for them.
I wanted to teach them.
I want to show them various things and make them fashionable.
Thank you for such a project.
Fashionable ranking 7th place.
I'm in 7th place.
If I'm in 7th place with this face, it means I'm famous.
It's not "true".
It's okay for me to say it, but you can't say it.
But it's funny.
It's funny.
You can say anything.
You should read "fashionable".
Who reads it?
I will read it.
Then you are famous.
You are famous.
Don't you read "gillot"?
It's a war game.
You can watch it on the internet.
It's funny.
"gillot" is funny.
You didn't say anything.
Do you like fashion?
Yes, I like it.
Besides fashion, I like collecting strange manga.
Strange manga?
It's not good to say strange things.
I like Ebisu-san's manga.
I like collecting such things.
Let me see.
Manga!
It's a war game.
What kind of war game is it?
You know, with foreigners...
This is a weird way of laughing.
This is how they laugh at us.
Why do you laugh with foreigners?
Why do you laugh? It's definitely funny.
Stop it, Chiro. Don't say it.
They're looking down on us.
It's funny.
We haven't talked about it before.
War games are funny.
It's normal. We do it.
What kind of war game is it?
You put on a headset and talk.
It's a foreign culture communication.
You can go that far with that?
I want to do it.
Let's play a game with Chiro.
I want to do it.
I want to recruit team members.
I want to do it.
It's funny.
Today was a happy day.
It's over.
It's too early for that.
It's too early.
We've been drinking together lately.
Chiro is a decent junior.
When someone else comes, Chiro says weird things about me.
Chiro is human too.
You're a genius.
I'm angry.
Can I hit you first?
Really?
You're protected by a big organization.
I know it.
You're protected by a big organization.
You're a big organization, but you're not protected.
You're not protected at all.
You're a big organization.
Chiro is a big organization, but you're not protected.
Shall we start?
Yes.
What do you think, Sassy?
Both are interesting.
Let's make Sassy happy.
Yes.
"Presentation of your own".
Yes.
What is the theme of "Presentation of your own" round?
Yes.
What is the theme of "Presentation of your own" round?
Yes.
What is the theme of "Presentation of your own" round?
If you weren't in AKB, what would you like to do in "Best 5"?
Since you're an idol, you can't go where you want to go and you can't see what you want to see.
I'm not sure if it's changed or not.
We'll become SPs and dissolve into the city and make your little dreams come true.
I see.
I don't like going out of my house.
Then let's play online games!
Yay!
Let's play online games!
Look, we have good SPs.
If you were attacked by enemies in this city, how would you fight them?
That's my favorite one!
I want to know it the most!
Don't get carried away!
I want to know it the most!
You and Oya have always talked about who would survive on an uninhabited island.
I see...
Uninhabited island
What do you want to do?
What would you do if you didn't want to do it?
Ah...
If you didn't want to do it, you can't do it.
You can't do it if you don't want to do it.
She stops doing things she doesn't want to do.
We can take care of you until the end.
I said I wouldn't do it, but I won't do it.
Let's get rid of that guts of yours.
I'm getting angry just by listening to you.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter if it's a woman's tears or not.
If you press a button, it will come out of a woman's tears, right?
Yes.
It's coming out.
It's scary.
You're killing me.
You haven't played golf at all.
Snowboarding.
Let's go.
You don't have to cry.
There's no point in crying in "Uninhabited Island".
Stop it!
You're scary!
Aren't you treating me like I'm bullying you?
That's fine.
You like your house.
We'll do it at Jiro's house.
We'll go to Jiro's house.
Who are you living with now?
I'm living alone now.
Let's go on location together.
If I'm not there, we'll play at Jiro's house.
The topic changes completely.
What do you have at home?
I have an Xbox and PS3.
I also have a Wii U.
Wow!
I have a lot of small tools.
Small tools?
I have a lot of small tools.
Let's go and play with them.
If you can't play with small tools, I'll play with them.
We'll play together.
That's great.
If you're bored, you can play with me.
Let's go to Jiro's house.
What?
Which one?
Let's go to Hasegawa's house.
I don't have any games at home.
What do you have?
At my house...
Ebisu-san's manga.
Ebisu-san's manga and...
I like Ninja Turtles.
Turtles?
Mutant?
Mutant Turtles.
I like American toys.
I'm not interested in Hasegawa's house.
Why?
What is it?
I'm not interested at all.
Not at all?
I'm not interested at all.
But I got it. I got a good part of you two.
No, you didn't.
I said I got it!
You've been together for a long time, so you got it as soon as the switch went off.
As soon as Jiro started talking about going to Hasegawa's house, it went off.
I'm scared.
It went off.
Don't hurt me!
We're pretty good at that, too.
But...
But what?
Well, Jiro's house...
Don't say "foro" either!
Hey, hey!
You killed one young man.
But one project has been approved.
I forgot about it. Jiro's house.
That's great.
I want to go to Jiro's house.
I want to go there.
One project.
You came up with a great project.
Thank you very much.
I'm serious. I'm going there.
I'm going to Jiro's house.
Jiro's house...
There's nothing there.
It's just a plain game.
I'm going to start moving the day before.
I'm scared.
Let's go to Muro's house.
I absolutely hate it.
What's there?
You guys coming here...
I absolutely hate it.
Let's go! Let's go!
I absolutely hate it.
Let's go together.
I hate it even if I die.
Let's shout out Muro's name.
I absolutely hate it.
If you go to Jiro's house, how many times will you hold it, Musashi?
Hmm...
How many times will you hold it?
0.5 times.
Wow!
0.5 times!
That's not Jiro and Hasegawa's fault. It's my effort.
No, no, we didn't plan it.
You can't do that at Jiro's house.
First of all, I'm shy.
Right.
Well, well...
I don't know what to do at strangers' house.
That's right.
But, but, but, wait a minute.
Is this through? There is one more person, isn't it?
There is one more person.
First of all, we don't know whether Shisonze can join that group or not.
Are you trying to get me out of that group all of a sudden?
No, it's really like that, isn't it?
I don't know, but I'm keeping it for now.
Wait a minute.
I don't have a chance.
That's...
But you will definitely sell it from now on.
No, no, it's not like that.
Really.
You can see me appearing in "Lone Hunter".
No, you can't.
In short, if the next person's story doesn't work at all...
Oh, I see.
Jiro will go to the store.
Yes.
Me and one person versus one person.
Oh, I see.
Jiro moved in one person versus one person.
That's right.
We will talk for two hours.
No, no, no.
Jiro may be born.
No, no, no.
We are strangers.
We are children.
At a stranger's house, Sasshi and Jiro will play together.
Well, Shisonze, you can go now.
What?
No, no, no.
You can go now.
All of a sudden?
You can go now.
Oh, it's out.
Yeah, I thought it was out.
But I want to see the next person.
So, if...
If Peace comes out next, isn't it better for Peace?
Stop it!
I will never forget you.
By the way, the next person is an actor.
Isn't it better for you?
Stop it!
Don't say it while looking at my face seriously!
But it's fashionable, so it's okay.
That's also important.
This is funny!
I hate only this guy.
It's really...
It's terrible.
There are people who say they hate Sashihara.
No, on the contrary, Dames...
If everyone says that, it's no good for Dames.
It's not said at all.
They are fighting with each other.
What are you talking about?
All of a sudden...
It's terrible.
They are always fighting.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
But it's not embarrassing on TV.
It's like "I'm a little professional."
I can do it a little better.
If you say it like that, I'll turn off the TV.
Okay, then...
Let's switch.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again later when we judge.
Okay, we'll do it again.
We'll do it again when we judge.
We'll come back and do it again.
Okay.
Next...
The actor...
Okay.
The actor...
I think he'll do pretty well.
I think you can look forward to it.
Okay.
I'll call you now.
Okay.
Go ahead!
Thank you!
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What is the theme of it? Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I like to take a shower in a dark bath or something like that.
Well, it starts with "running and running," and "where is it, where is it?"
What was I saying?
What was I saying just now?
I don't know where you are right now!
A handsome knit woman is different.
You're not handsome.
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore.
Wow!
Wow, you're moist!
Wow!
Everyone is amazing. Everyone is different.
I think we're the most affected.
Don't strangle me!
You just strangled me!
Don't mind me! Don't mind me!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.