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I learned that there are a lot of fun things, and I thought it would be better for me to tell you about them.
I'll come again next time.
See you.
I told you to make two episodes.
You look good.
This is a handsome actor.
Hello, I'm Tsuyoshi of Katakana.
This is not good.
I'll fix it.
I really don't like it.
I don't know what to do when I want to quit so soon.
I want to do it carefully, but I don't know what to do when I can't even use it.
What's next?
What are you doing?
Are you a guest?
I heard a rumor that you can go to a magic bar.
Magic bar?
I see.
Do you drink coffee?
You can see a professional magician and magic while you eat.
It's been a while since I've been here.
Before that, let's get out of this building.
Why?
What's wrong?
There is a store that sells hearing aids down here.
I'm scared.
I didn't know there was a store like that in England.
It's not England.
They sell hearing aids in Shinjuku.
I heard that rumor in front of the store.
It's not this store.
There is a store in this building.
I'm scared of Shinjuku.
I came to a bar for the first time in my life.
I don't usually drink.
I'd like to talk with you in a bar like this.
I've never talked with you before.
I'd like you to talk with me.
I can't do it. I can't talk with you.
Please tell me your name.
My name is Kokoro.
It's the same name as my grandmother's dog.
The conversation has begun.
The conversation has started.
Nice to meet you.
What do you do in a magic bar?
Do you start drinking in front of people who are drinking?
Yes.
I drink for about 90 minutes until I leave.
You don't have time to drink, do you?
That's right.
If you drink, you can't do magic.
No one drinks for real.
That's right.
If you drink for the second time, you can't do magic.
If you drink for the third time, you can't do magic.
You don't know what you're doing.
You think you're doing magic no matter what you do.
What kind of system is it?
Instead of drinking a drink, the charge is higher than a regular bar.
A regular bar is about 500 yen or 1,000 yen even if it's expensive.
Magic is about 3,000 to 4,000 yen.
How much does it cost for a regular bar?
It starts at 4,000 yen.
What's with your face?
I can't complain about my face.
I want to complain about you, but I can only look at you.
I'm holding back.
I'll decide after I see you.
By the way, how much is the hourly wage here?
It's not hourly wage, it's daily wage.
It's about 15,000 to 20,000 yen.
Daily wage?
I'm a magician, so I have a lot of skills, so it's expensive to work at a bar.
If you get 20,000 yen a day, you'll get 600,000 yen every day.
That's right.
It's a secret.
But you have to buy magic, don't you?
That's what everyone says.
Do you often buy magic on TV?
Yes, I do.
I only buy one out of ten magic.
Some people don't buy one, and some people don't buy one.
I see.
Nevertheless, I buy magic and watch it on TV.
Even if you correct what you said on TV, no one is watching this TV, so it doesn't make sense.
I'm sorry.
You said no one is watching it.
I'm sorry.
By the way, according to what I heard,
this magic will cost you 1,000 yen if you break it.
You can get it back.
You can get it back, but it may be negative.
To be honest, have you ever been negative?
No, I haven't.
Because you know that professionals don't cheat.
That's right.
What is it?
But have you ever been caught?
Yes, I have.
I give 1,000 yen every time I break it.
How much did you get for the total amount so far?
My young staff paid me 30,000 yen.
What?
He is really bad at it.
He broke 30 of them.
He is really bad at it.
But it's my own money.
I see.
It's cute and looks fun.
Then you don't regret it, do you?
That's right.
If you don't have 30,000 yen, you will regret it.
Then let's get started.
Yes.
To be honest, there are things you might be able to do, and there are things you might not be able to do.
Oh, I see.
Well, just give up and have fun.
Yes.
Today, I'm going to use this light bulb.
It was shining strangely just now.
Did it shine strangely? Really?
A little...
That's a lie.
Nao, can you look it up for me?
Yes.
You're serious about singing live.
I'll look it up properly.
Is there a manufacturer called ASAHI?
I don't know a manufacturer.
ASAHI. There is. There is.
There is also a box underneath.
I bought it for 100 yen.
There is no money or tax included.
Right? Right?
It's the best. It's the best.
Yes.
I'm going to use a flashlight.
First of all, please put out your hand and make a hole.
Maybe you can spread it out a little.
That's right. That's right.
You can put a socket in here.
Yes.
Pick up the light.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
What is it? What is it?
There you go.
You're kidding me!
I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.
Fukuda-san should know the best about this.
Because you're holding it.
Wow!
I wanted to touch it.
Thank you.
Put out your hand.
No!
Make a hole.
I can't see anything.
No! No! No! I'm scared!
Pick up more of the light.
Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.
No!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
It's like a moon. It's like a moon.
No! No! No! I'm scared! I'm shaking!
I'm scared!
How do you turn it off?
You can turn it off with a socket.
No!
Can you show me the one you were standing on?
What?
Can you show me the one you were standing on?
The one I was standing on?
Yes, the monster flashlight.
Can you turn it on for me?
- Oh, I got it! - You got it! You got the light!
- Oh! - You got the light! You got the light!
- Magician of comedy world, would you like to try it? - You got the light!
- Wow, it's possible that we can't do anything like this! - That's right!
- Wow! - If we could do it...
- If we could do it, we'd have done it from next week. - That's right!
- Wait a minute! Amazing! - Yes.
- This program is sponsored by the following sponsors. - Amazing! Amazing!
- We didn't do it for any reason! - We didn't touch it!
- We didn't touch the electricity! - Not at all!
- Not at all!
- Here you go. - Wow, there's a lot of it!
- Today, we're using this and that. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's quite difficult to remove it. - Yes.
- Please close this one as well. - Yes.
- Close it? - Yes, close it!
- Close it! - Please close it. - That's right.
- Eh, there's nothing in it! There's nothing in it! - It's okay, it's okay!
- As usual! - As usual!
- It's my first time touching it!
- There's nothing in it!
- I've never seen it on a program or something like that.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- I closed it. - Close it!
- Yes. - Eh?
- Please give me your left hand. - Yes.
- Please pinch my left hand. - Yes.
- Please do it like that. - Yes.
- Aaaaah! Aaaaaah! What was that just now?!
- It's scary! It's scary! It's scary! It's scary!
I'm scared!
I don't know what you're doing!
Wait a minute!
I'll do it again.
I'm scared!
I'll close this door.
My hands are numb!
I'll do it without closing it.
I feel like something happened.
I'm forgetting Portuguese.
This is crazy!
This is so much fun!
Let's open it.
This is crazy!
Will it close?
Are you serious?
Yes!
Wait! Wait!
Well, you can see it with your eyes.
But, I'll be careful not to see it with my eyes.
Yes, yes.
I won't lose.
Yes, you can do it.
I'll get 1,000 yen for this.
It's a white ball.
A white ball.
I'd like you to break this stick.
Yes, yes.
I put the ball in my pocket.
Which one do you think it is? A pocket or a shaker?
A shaker.
It's a shaker in terms of magic.
But, it's not in my pocket.
What's wrong with you?
I'll turn it over.
1, 2, 1, 2.
It's still in my pocket.
What's wrong with you?
Yes, it is.
Is it too much?
Yes, it is. But, it's normal, isn't it?
Yes, it's normal.
It's not in my shaker.
I'll put the ball in my pocket.
What's wrong with you?
I'll put the ball in my pocket.
What's wrong with you?
I'll put the ball in my pocket.
I'll put a weird thing in my pocket.
I'll put the ball in my pocket.
I'll put out my hand.
No! I'm scared!
What is it?
Is it really okay?
It's a pigeon.
Animals are scary, so I can't do it.
It's not an animal.
It's a pigeon.
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared!
It's a pigeon.
It's a tasty pigeon.
Please ask me what it is.
What is it?
It's soy sauce.
Oh, no! It's interesting!
Soy sauce is big.
Oh, no!
What should I do? I'm scared!
Can I see it through?
Can you do it again?
Yes.
Can you do it again?
I can't do it twice.
Yes, you can't.
Oh, no!
Lastly...
- I'll use the ultimate one. - Wow, you're amazing.
No, I'm scared of magic. I'm not good at it. I'm scared.
- Where do you like it? - Oh, no!
- Oh, no! Stop it! - OK!
- Yes, please listen to this part. - I can't win.
- And... - Can I look at it?
- Yes, you can look at it. - Can I win?
- I've drawn a circle here. - Oh!
- Oh, I've seen it before. - Please put a sign here with a mark and number.
- Please put a mark and number. - Really?
- Can I put it here? - Yes.
- Please draw a big circle. - OK.
- Yes, like that. - OK.
- OK.
- Please look at it. - Oh, no!
- And... - OK.
- I'll fold it. - Oh, you'll fold it.
- You'll know it if you fold it. - Yes.
- And... - Yes.
- You know, it's not a card game. You can fold it. - Yes.
- It's not about folding it or not. - Yes.
- Please hold it. - Yes.
It's a strange wallet.
- There are various things on it like a check. - Yes.
You can put it in here.
And...
Please pull the part of the check.
- Oh! - And it disappears.
- No, it doesn't. - No, it doesn't.
- Where did the disappeared card go? - It's the one we saw earlier.
- I'm scared! Wait a minute, I'm scared! - It'll come out of your pocket.
- It's not in your pocket. - Wait a minute!
- Oh, no! - No, it's not!
- No, it's not!
- Which one do you not want? - Which one do you not want?
- You don't want it? Then I won't use the one you don't want.
- You're lying! - No, I don't want it.
- If you say you don't want it...
There are two, but I chose this one.
It's very important, so I chose that one.
- Can I open it? - No, you can't!
I'm sorry! I don't want it anymore!
- No, you can't! - I said you can't!
- Open it again! - I want to see it, too!
- I didn't see it! - I can't!
- Open it! - It's huge!
I can't! It's too scary!
Then, please open it.
- If I open it, you might take it home. - That's right.
- Go ahead and stab it. - It's already wet like it came in.
You're lying!
- And... - No, you can't do that!
- You can't do that! - No, you can't!
- No! - Why?!
- You can't do that! - You can't do that!
Thank you very much.
- You're amazing! - I enjoyed it more than 4,000 yen.
It's the first time in my life that I'm laughing like this.
- My heart... - Earlier, you looked so bored.
My heart is dancing now. It's amazing.
Is Kokoro-san the best singer here?
To be honest...
Well, it's not about being good.
Just like singers, everyone has their own fans.
- Ah, that's right. - And you like that person.
I have a lot of fans, too.
- No. 1. - Fukuda band's No. 1.
You're so small!
You're in a different place, but you're picking up the rubber.
You're so small.
- Amazing. - It's over, right?
- It's over. - It's over, huh?
Golf was too much, after all.
Now that I think about it...
If I didn't have to play golf, I would've done it alone!
I don't want to go to the next set.
It's out. I want it to end like this.
- It's going to be fun. - It's out. I want it to end like this.
- Where's the next one? - Is this fortune-telling?
Fortune-telling?
I'm close with Getter Zeader-san, so it's fine.
- I want Getter Zeader-san to fortune-tell me. - It's out.
- If that happens... - We won't get along.
You'll have to team up with me after this.
You're like an old man.
I don't know what you're talking about!
If you have a channel, you should know what I'm talking about!
- I know what you're talking about! - I know what you're talking about!
- I really don't know what you're talking about! - We'll go with fortune-telling.
- Right? - Fortune-telling.
Since we're girls, we'll go with whatever we're interested in.
- Right? - Fortune-telling.
- It's better for the fortune-tellers to watch. - I like it.
- Damn it! Thank you very much! - It was fun!
- Thank you, Golf! - Thank you very much!
- Have you ever had someone do it for you before? - No, I haven't.
- You can do it? - Yes.
- What was the result like? - I don't remember much, but I think it was pretty bad.
- How often do you do fortune-telling? - I do it once a year.
Recently, I've been spending New Year's Eve with Kotobu, and it's getting more and more common for me to do it.
- She did it for me this year as well. - Did you save up for it?
She said she'd save up for it this year and that she'd have more work to do next year.
That's off-topic, isn't it?
Wait a minute. Do you know what I'm going to do next year? You're confusing me, aren't you?
- I'll say it myself. - Go ahead.
I had someone do it for me once.
- Who was it? - You said you'd heard of it, didn't you? - Who was it?
Before I got married...
I had someone do it for me half a year before I had my wedding ceremony.
I said, "It would be great if you could do it for me."
Then I told the fortune-teller...
If you marry this woman, you'll die for half a year.
- That's correct! - That's great!
That's great!
Fortune-telling
- What kind of fortune-telling are we doing today? - Yes.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
Today, we're going to do fortune-telling based on...
the popular saying, "If you get it right, you'll get rich."
That's what we're going to do today.
- But... - Yes.
- I've had you all do fortune-telling this year. - Yes.
- And I'm going to have you do it at this station. - Yes.
- What should we do first? - First of all...
- Let's do fortune-telling based on your work this year. - Okay.
- Let's do fortune-telling based on your work this year. - Yes.
Fortune-telling based on work
- It looks good. - I don't know.
- Next up is Muro-san. - Go ahead and say it.
- Oh, it's similar. - Oh, it's a good match.
- Oh, but it's different. - It's a penalty.
- You said you didn't know! - I was in shock when I heard it was a penalty.
- Next up is the director. - Yes.
- Oh, it looks bad. - It looks good.
- Oh, it's round. - Oh, it's round.
First of all, well, there are three of you, so...
No. 1, No. 2.
- No. 2. - Well, it's in-between.
- This year... - No. 2. - What will it be? No. 2 is...
No. 2 is...
The director.
Yeah!
Especially for the director, it's up to you.
Especially in the first half of the game, it's not about starting something.
I think it's time for preparation.
As long as you're ready for it in the first half of the game...
Yeah.
Well, after September...
- Yeah. - ...it'll be a new situation.
Yeah.
So, if you don't have a problem with it...
I think it'll be a little difficult for you, as a sponsor or someone who spends money...
...in the first half of the game.
So, until September...
Yeah.
Will you be happy with it?
- Akimoto... - Akimoto...
Hey, don't call me like that!
When we're together...
When you're with me, call me Akimoto!
When we're playing together, you can say whatever you want!
I can't say that anymore!
I'm sorry!
Next, I'll announce the first place.
The first place is...
- Sashihara-san! - No!
- It's a punishment!
It's a punishment!
Another first place for Sashi?!
Don't you need a first place?!
- Why?! - Give it up already!
Since this year, you can look at it from a young age...
Even if you work hard, you can leave a big result.
But you have no choice but to increase your own personal work.
Well, since it's really a competition, Sashihara- san is the best person to say it.
- I'm saying it! - I'm saying it!
Correct!
It's just that you don't have any friends.
I'm curious about that.
It's a job you do with friends, but you don't have any friends...
I was with you for a few hours today, but you don't have any friends...
I'm not a fortune teller, but I'm sure you don't have any friends...
This year, you're not allowed to work alone.
So who do you work with?
Who do you support?
To be honest, you don't have a main role.
Do you say it so clearly?
You say it clearly to the actor.
I don't have a main role.
You don't have a main role.
My manager is laughing by himself.
Why is he laughing?
Your manager is laughing loudly.
To be honest, you're not allowed to work alone this year.
You're not allowed to work alone this year.
But you don't have to work with another actor.
You don't have to work with another actor.
The balance of the three actors is very good.
Really?
Yes, it's good.
It's a good triangle.
However, only Sashimi-san and Mono-san are allowed to work together.
Don't eat my food!
He brings me delicious food at the end.
He is that kind of person.
However, because he has a manager, he is allowed to work with him.
That's right.
Okay, dismiss!
What?
That's why you don't have a partner.
What?
Oh, it's 1 o'clock.
It's just 1 o'clock.
Are you dead?
Thank you for watching.
I'm glad.
It was really fun.
I feel good.
I'm grateful.
It was really good.
How was it? Was it fun?
It was fun.
It was fun for me, too.
It's good.
I don't know if you enjoyed it or not.
At the handshake meeting today,
there was a person who said she fell in love with you.
She said she fell in love with you and said you were an angel.
What are you looking at?
She was a girl.
I don't know what you're looking at.
She was a girl.
She's been making this face all the time and saying bad things.
Does this look like an angel?
It's strange.
What is it?
Is something wrong?
It's strange.
I think it would have been nice if there were people who looked at me like that.
I'm glad.
Actually, we were going to do it together today.
I have something to say to you.
That's right.
Thank you for the meal.
I started saying hello all of a sudden.
There's a security guard.
He's protecting that building.
I forgot to say it.
You can say it.
I couldn't say it many times, so I tried to say it many times.
What is it?
We're doing a stage musical.
We're doing it with you.
I want you to come and see it.
I've seen this advertisement many times.
I've seen it many times.
Please give me some recommendations for photos.
Yes, please.
Mr. Nuro is naked.
Yes.
I heard that's the highlight of it.
I heard you're confident in your nakedness.
I'm not confident in my nakedness.
So please watch it.
That's nice.
Seriously.
Yes, thank you.
I was surprised, too.
I got a call in the morning and asked me to come out.
I'm sorry.
I don't really appear on TV in suit pants.
You don't have a beard.
I'm also in a jersey.
That's right, it's a jersey.
We're wearing it as a warm-up.
Thank you for the meal.
This show really ends on time.
It's wonderful.
Call me again.
Goodbye.
It's not goodbye, it's goodbye.
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I can't say anything about it anymore.
It's like I'm doing it for two years in a row.
I want the same teacher for two years in a row.
The shooting starts at nine o'clock, and it's already nine o'clock.
Can you stop guarding the stage for a moment?
I'm doing it all of a sudden, so if you suddenly stop me...
Is that so?
I'd like to make a suggestion of "how about this person as my substitute?"
Don't you want Jiro?
It's like a war game.
Keep in touch in bed.
All right.
Hello.
Good evening.
Let me talk to you first.
No, wait a minute.
What does it have to do with me?
Kawasumo-san's name came up, so Kawasumo-san will come out.
It's Motokano! Motokano!
I bought a different color yesterday.
No, I'll do it.