AISubs v3.5
- The event has begun. - Really? Thank you!
- Thank you for coming. - I'm happy. Thank you!
- I'll come again next time. - Really? I'll wait for you.
- Thank you for coming. - I want to buy a lot of things. - Really? Thank you! I'm happy!
- Happy New Year! - Thank you! - I'll do my best!
- The handshake event was quite exciting, wasn't it? - It was exciting.
- How many people shook hands with you?
- A thousand and seven hundred. - A thousand and seven hundred people shook hands with you?
- A thousand and seven hundred people shook hands with me?
- I guess she's tired. - I'm sure you're tired.
- But I can't help it. - Today, unless we shoot, there will be a hole.
- To be honest, I'm training for the stage. - To be honest, I'm tired.
- I don't know what she thinks, but we have no choice but to shoot today.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry, but please finish by 12 o'clock today.
What do you think of it?
I'm sorry, but I'm going to start preparing for the tour from tomorrow.
I'm not good at rehearsing, and it's really tough, so please finish by 12 o'clock.
Until 12 o'clock.
What time is it now?
It's about 9 o'clock now.
It's 9 o'clock now.
9 o'clock in the evening.
It said it would end at 1 o'clock, but please finish by 12 o'clock.
I see. I'd like you to finish it by then.
I think you look weird.
I think you're underestimating me.
I'm wearing sandals.
You can't do it today.
I was going to go home and get my clothes.
If you're doing something like that, you should finish it early.
That's right.
I have a feeling like that.
It's a good day for everyone to go home early.
But I'm telling you to make two weeks here.
You look good.
If you're in a lot of trouble, I think you should do it alone.
If you think you can't do it, you should do it alone.
If you think you can't do it, I think you should do it alone.
A while ago, I was passing by a fan who was waiting for me.
I heard a lot of voices.
Give it to me.
It's very popular.
I told her that I was shooting today.
She texted me and said, "Please make me look good."
What are you saying?
Are you a talent?
I'm sure you're feeling like a talent.
I'm glad you're here. I think you're doing well.
I've said it before.
I told you not to play.
That's not fun.
You said that you were going to get out of Oita and try your best in the AKB straight.
And you don't know how to play.
But you'll find a lot of fun just by not knowing.
I think it's better for me to tell you.
Marine sports were fun.
- That's right. - It was fun, but I didn't know about it.
There was a ramen project before, so we talked about it and decided to do it.
That's good. I'd like to do it.
I thought there was such a fun game, and Yuta said it with the members.
"Mii-chan", "Yokoyama Mii-chan" with "Kunakase".
I'm pretty close with Yokoyama. I don't know where it came from.
- We've been friends for a long time. - I've never heard of it.
I emailed Yokoyama today. He's the only member who sent me an email from Hawaii.
- That's right. We've been friends for a long time. - We've been friends for a long time.
"Why do you say "Kunakase"?"
Yokoyama sent me an email for my birthday. At 12 o'clock.
Yokoyama didn't write anything for the service that fans could see.
But Yokoyama sent me an email within 10 people.
But Yokoyama didn't write anything for the service that fans could see.
- That's all? - It's not everything you can see.
- I'm serious about this. - That's right.
- For me, 2014 is important, but I also want to play a little bit. - That's right. You want to know about fun things.
- So I thought about it. We always do it together, but when it comes to playing, it's more fun with friends. - That's right.
- I did my best today. - What?
- I'm going to call a handsome actor. - What?!
Handsome actor
- Wouldn't you be happy if a handsome actor came? - Tsuyoshi Ryomoto.
- Tsuyoshi Ryomoto.
- Toto. - Toto.
- I want a famous person to come, like a woman who looks beautiful. - Baku.
- Or... - I see.
- Who should I call? - A handsome actor.
- A handsome actor. Who should I call?
- Well, Johnny's. He's got a lot of power lately. - That's right. I'm Johnny's.
- Do you know him? He's from Hokkaido. - I know him.
- He's from Hokkaido. - I know him.
- He's a handsome actor. - Hello. I'm Tsuyoshi from Katakana.
- This is bad. - Hey, I'm surprised, too.
- What?! - After rehearsal, I got in the car, and when I arrived, I was suddenly given a microphone and I'm on TV now.
- What's surprising is that the cameraman, Mr. Ono, has been taking care of me at Yoshihiko.
- I don't think a chief cameraman would meet me here early in the new year.
- And you guys give me a lot of time. Even in the shadows, you guys give me a lot of time.
- You have a lot of beard. - That's right. It's rehearsal. I wasn't going to be on TV.
- I'm sorry. - And you don't even give me time to shave my beard.
And you know, I'm practicing right now.
I'm stressed out dancing and singing, and I even have herpes now.
Herpes doesn't go away even though I'm watching TV.
Grandma, I'm looking forward to it! Herpes from "Atsuyoshi" being shown on TV.
Oh my god! I'm happy but it's funny!
- I can't laugh well like this. - It's funny.
- In general, each and every part of this person is cool. - That's right!
- Look, his eyes and nose are beautiful. - That's true!
- His nose is high. - That's true! What's wrong with it?
- Each and every part of this person is cool but the overall balance is bad. - The balance is bad.
- What's wrong with it? - What's wrong with it?
- His eyes are beautiful. - His eyes are like a dog's.
- Oh my god! - Like a puppy's.
- Don't push me like that. - You don't have to push me!
- You don't have to push me like that! - I really came here to talk about it!
- Don't push me like that! - Don't push me like that!
- Don't you have anything you want to say? - No, I don't have anything I want to say.
- Why did you come here? - To give you this.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
- Oh my god! - This is my first time promoting a guest!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- I will never stop! - It's okay!
- What's wrong with you? - It's not okay!
- It's okay! - You don't have to do it!
- You're the worst!
- Stop it, really!
- I didn't come here to talk about it. - That's right!
- I just came here to give you this. - That's right!
- I had fun playing with Sassy today. - That's right!
- Don't put this on the "total terrorism" program, okay? - I won't!
- Seriously! - I can't promote you.
- I thought you were going to promote me. - I'm not promoting you!
- If you're like that sometimes, I'll talk to you.
- I'll call you "pulmon" sometimes.
- "Oh, I have to call you "pulmon" sometimes. What do you think of me?"
- You'll have this face every time you promote me.
- I'll do it in an international forum or something.
- You're so clever!
- January 31st. - Oh, you're so clever!
- Let's go, let's go! - Can we do it like this?
- Anyone can do it like this. - But I'm wearing a helmet.
- Let's do it today. - Okay, let's go play!
- Let's go play!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- You really look like someone!
I've always wanted to teach Sasshi how to play golf.
Oh, we had a conversation about that.
I've always said it, but I'm not interested in it.
There's no sport that's more interesting than this.
Even if you don't play golf for a long time, you'll be absorbed in it once you play it.
I want Sasshi to learn golf in one shot.
If you really enjoy golf, you can come here with Yoyoyama Yui-chan.
I really want you to come and play with me.
Oh, that's good.
For example, if I get good at golf today, do you think I'll go outside?
No, you can come here again.
No, it's not fun if I play like this.
It's going to change.
Yes, it's going to change from now on.
It's going to change because it's this era.
It's going to change.
You can choose all the golf courses in Japan.
There are really famous courses.
I thought about it, but...
I don't want to be with you.
It's too scary.
It's dangerous.
Is it really that dangerous? I didn't know it was dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Don't use it at all.
It's a secret story.
Why do I have a red face?
It's too scary.
I don't want to be with you.
It's too scary.
I don't want to be with you.
Here.
Hold it.
Are you kidding me?
Is it so annoying?
It's annoying.
Wait a minute.
Please don't do it.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Turn it like this.
Hit it like this.
It's annoying.
Please do it. It's annoying.
I'm serious. Please do it.
I got it. Please do it.
Do it like you're doing it now.
What is it?
Please do it as you like.
Turn it like you're doing it now.
Turn it.
Good.
It's good.
Please do it.
It's good.
What is it?
What do you mean?
It's true.
It's 58 yards.
I'm sorry.
It hurts a lot to hit it here.
It's scary.
I'm sorry.
This one too?
I'm going to put on my shoes.
This part is sticking out.
Can I order?
No! It's disgusting!
Why are you ordering that?
What are you trying to order, Sashiko?
You tricked me!
Stop it!
You tricked me!
What are you doing?
Did you leave it in the car?
You tricked me!
You bastard!
I'm frustrated that you read my behavior patterns.
I apologize for that.
You have a strong will.
That's right.
I'm always watching sports TV.
I'm going to do it.
I'm proud of you!
It doesn't fly at all.
It doesn't fly?
It's about 101 yards.
I'm sorry that it turned out like this.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I hate you.
You're a serious person.
You're driving me crazy.
What do you mean?
Look at the ball properly.
I really hate you!
Tell me your secret!
I didn't know why you did that.
I want you to be careful.
But I don't know what to do when you say that.
You don't look like an adult.
Seriously, it's not fun at all.
21 outs.
I really don't want to do it. What should I do?
I really don't want to do it.
Don't be serious.
Let's eat something first.
Let's play.
Let's eat something first.
Can I have oolong tea?
Can I have ginger ale?
I'll call you.
I'm sorry.
You're kidding me.
Ginger ale and...
Oolong tea.
And...
Pasta.
And...
Margherita.
Let's eat carbonara.
Carbonara.
What else?
Pistachio potato.
Fulmonti?
Do you have fulmonti?
Is that all?
Thank you for coming.
Excuse me.
Thank you, everyone.
Let's eat.
Turn your body.
What is this?
You're eating too much.
What should I do?
Watch the ball until the end.
If you miss the ball, you'll hit it.
I can't hit it.
I don't like it.
The air in this room is getting more and more confusing.
It's okay.
Sassy is funny enough to make this face.
It's not that I can't do it, but I really can't do it and I don't know why.
It's okay if you can't do it.
If you can't do it, you can't move on.
It's okay.
Your dress is cute today.
Thank you very much.
It's really not funny.
It's getting fun.
It's okay.
It's a close game.
It's okay.
It's a close game.
It's sad.
It's over.
Golf programs are good and show a refreshing game.
Both programs are bad.
Yes.
Which one is better?
Let's stop playing golf.
It's the second worst.
Really?
Yes.
Then let's decide.
If you want to improve as a program, you should go next.
I won't do it with a smile because I can't do it well.
Why don't you want to do it?
Because it's really not fun.
Horse racing was still fun, but golf is not fun because you don't know the rules.
So decide.
I won't do it.
Hime is like this.
I really didn't know until now.
I got a nosebleed.
How is the stage like?
It looks good.
I didn't come here to talk about it.
Let's eat.
Stand up.
Why do you talk about me?
You idiot.
I'm talking about your work now.
Horse Racing
Finally, she did it and couldn't stop herself.
I did it!
She couldn't stop herself.
You can do it!
Puma's jersey, Pooja.
It looks good on you.
Pooja.
Pooja's king, Fukuda.
You can do it, Fukuda.
Pooja's king, Fukuda.
Full Monty's Fukuda.
Monty.
Full, full.
It's a secret!
It's really a secret.
I'm proud of you.
It's amazing!
I'm glad you're having fun by yourself.
I'm glad you're having fun, Fukuda.
Right?
You got carried away.
I'm glad you're having fun by yourself.
What's wrong?
Come here.
I don't want to eat this pizza anymore.
I was worried about that dress.
You were wearing a school uniform.
Thank you.
I'm glad you came here.
I'm out of here.
Let's go to the next one.
You said you were hungry.
What?
Let's go to the next one.
Shall we go?
Yes.
Please do it until I go to the bathroom.
I'll go to the bathroom.
OK.
Is it strong? Is it weak?
Nice approach.
You don't have to pick up the ball.
Is this what you've always wanted to do?
Who said that?
But I don't want you to show your face.
I see, you want me to show my face.
It seems like you're influenced by your son.
Is that so?
He's always telling you to show your face at school.
Unlike Yoshiko, Muto is a quiet person.
He's a quiet person.
Muto, I told you that I'm from Canada and I'm from a TV channel, so I couldn't do my best.
It's been 3 or 4 years since I told you that we should do something together.
That's funny.
Muto, what's next?
I don't know.
Do we have a guest going first?
No.
I heard that we're going to a magic bar.
A magic bar?
Yes.
I see.
Are we drinking alcohol?
While we eat, we can see professional magicians' magic.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
It hurts a little more up there.
No, Sashiko and I are fine here.
Why don't we play golf together?
Sounds good.
Who do you want me to call?
I saw your show the other day and it was funny, so I want you to call me Tokoro-san.
You're a big man.
I saw you playing golf on TV.
I saw it and it was funny, so I want you to call me.
Is it too big of a name?
It's too big of a name.
Stop it.
You're a big man, Tokoro-san.
Are you really Shimura-san?
You'll get in trouble.
Look at you.
Golfing was fun, wasn't it?
You're the only one who had fun.
Yes, it was fun.
The food was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I'm a little addicted to One Piece.
So you don't like golf anymore?
I didn't like it that much.
Is there really no possibility of golf being fun?
Honestly, I don't think there is anymore.
I'm sorry.
That's right. Normal idols work hard there.
I also work hard in other programs.
Do you give off a fun aura?
I do my best and I think I'll get better.
If you were Moya-sama, would you work hard?
If I were Moya-sama, I would work hard.
For example, I would work hard in "HKD"'s "Kanmuri".
But after this, I found out that I had to go to a lot of different places.
I thought I should take a break there.
But I gave up.
You gave up quickly.
Don't say you should take a break.
Is that still enough?
Two is fine, right?
I gave up.
You gave up quickly.
Now, I will announce the new member.
It's Shoumei-san!
I've never seen you before.
Is that so?
You're always here.
Shoumei-san wasn't on this show before.
It's me!
It's my first appearance.
All of a sudden, you're with me.
You're with me.
I need a light.
Adherepes, please give me a light.
Do you often say that?
That you need a light for a special occasion.
I went that far.
Thank you.
It's impossible without a light.
Adherepes, thank you.
What is this?
It's amazing.
It's like a TV in a car.
The photos are sent from the car.
Do you watch "Mado Takagi-san"?
I do.
You're excited.
I'm not excited!
The real thing is next to me!
If I were to touch you and kiss you...
I might be erased from this world.
But I'll stay with you, Adherepes.
It's so funny.
We talked about this show in Fullmonty.
We asked him what kind of show it is.
He said it's a show where you can do what you want to do.
I asked him where it is.
He said it's a place called Yamazaki-tagashi- kantori.
I said "Zaki-yama-san" and he said "Zaki-yama- san".
I was so surprised.
Let's invite Mr. Takayuki Yamada to this show.
Let's see if Mr. Takayuki Yamada comes to this show.
Let's invite Mr. Muro, Mr. Sashihara, and Mr. Takayuki Yamada.
What are you going to do next?
What are you going to do?
Skating.
Skating again.
Skating. Skating with everyone.
It'll be fall soon.
Is it fun to skate with Takayuki Yamada?
He's a celebrity.
I'm a celebrity, too!
No, you're not.
You're on "Asadora"!
I used to watch "Watercoys" so I know Takayuki Yamada.
You wake up at 8 a.m. and watch "Gochisousan" every morning.
"Gochisousan" has a good viewing rate, doesn't it?
It's good.
You're on it now.
You're on it like an actor.
You're a good actor.
What is it? It's funny.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
One more time! One more time!
To be honest, I don't have a job as a main actor.
Is it that obvious?
If I don't work with Sashihara-san and Boro-san, we'll end up as eaters.
Don't eat it! That's enough!
Don't eat mine! Don't eat mine!