AISubs v3.5
She brought it by herself.
Nice!
I'm getting nervous.
Here it comes!
A blue hat and a number 13 from the outside.
Number two is coming!
What's coming?
It's the last one.
It's going to be number two from the last one.
Number three is a big cash.
Oh, I don't like it.
You're spending a lot of money.
This is the last game.
Number one.
This is my destiny.
You can't miss your destiny.
The horse coming from the center is strong.
I see.
I'm going to win the next game.
What?
If I don't win this race, I won't be able to participate in the vanishing plan.
Where are you going next?
I'm going to talk to the trucker next.
The staff prepared this game seriously.
I didn't expect this situation.
I prepared this game for those who are watching the national horse racing broadcast.
But I don't think it makes sense anymore.
You're not as excited about horse racing as you used to be.
I don't think I'll do it anymore.
[Test]
Okay, I've decided.
Four, eleven, eight.
It's too early for you to decide.
I don't know. No matter how much I think about it, I don't know.
In the end, I like the one I thought of first.
It's the last one, isn't it?
It's the last one.
I'm going.
[Test]
I'm going.
Wait a minute. I need to talk to you about my wallet.
Wait a minute, okay?
You're going, aren't you?
But I probably won't do it again.
[Test]
So I'm not saying you should spend 15,000 yen!
I'm not saying you should spend 15,000 yen!
In order to make the show more exciting, I thought you shouldn't spend the same amount of money.
I'm not saying you should spend 15,000 yen!
Wait a minute. If you think about it calmly, I'm already losing 20,000 yen.
I'm already losing 20,000 yen.
Oh no. You're losing 19,000 yen.
Wait a minute. Hearing you say that is dangerous.
You've just added 19,000 yen and spent 15,000 yen.
There's a hole in my heart.
I told you I wanted to do it!
But!
If it's a race, it's not like "I spent 10,000 yen and it didn't work out," but "I'll spend 30,000 yen on this."
"What are you going to buy?" "I'm going to buy fiberglass and good fruit and send it to my parents' house."
That's crazy if you think about it calmly.
Racing programs don't cost that much, do they?
That's right. It's because the viewers are low.
That's right.
It's low, 10,000 yen.
You know, racing programs can cost up to 100 yen.
That's low.
I don't know. Maybe I'll get it next time.
You won't get it anyway!
I've said it four times! It's the third time! It's the fourth time! I won't get it for the third time! I can't do it anymore!
My heart hurts so much! Wait a minute... I only have 3,000 yen left! I can't laugh! I only have 3,000 yen left!
I'm about to cry! I might go home! I might go home with 60,000 yen!
As expected...
Someone texted me.
Who did?
After I spent money on it, a 6th grader texted me and said, "I'm going back to Fukuoka now." I was sad.
"I'm going back to Fukuoka now." I'm already spending money.
I'll text my family. My family texted me.
"I lost 30,000 yen in racing." It says.
I lost 30,000 yen.
I don't think I'm going to gamble today. I don't think I'm a gambler. I think I'm a serious person.
But you don't know if you win, do you?
I'm careful.
All right, let's get started!
I don't like this!
My parents texted me. Wait a minute, please.
What are your parents saying?
I don't know much about racing, but I'm careful.
That's a heart-breaking comment!
But your daughter is about to go blind.
Are you crazy?
She's crazy.
Knowing her mother who runs so fast...
That's so touching!
It's a power start!
The race that cost 15,000 yen...
I'm so sad! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
She's out of breath!
I can't do it anymore!
She's panicking!
You shouldn't let your emotions get the better of you!
Are you kidding me?
They've started!
They've got each other!
Ah, no!
They've got each other!
She's out of breath!
She's gone a little lower!
I can't do it.
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you, please win.
14th.
The strategy is long.
Sink mile is strong.
7th.
Royal king is number?
11th.
7th and 1st.
Sakamoto is winning.
What?
Are you serious?
This is the worst!
This is amazing.
This is a cynical result.
The manager wins.
The manager wins, so it's a plus for a professional player.
I'm not a professional player.
By the way, Grandpa also won.
Really?
You like horses, don't you?
I don't like cats.
I don't like cats. I like horses.
You like horses, don't you?
She won.
That's amazing.
She won 18,300 yen.
I'm so sad.
I'm going to be rich.
I'm so sad.
I lost 30,000 yen in an hour.
I have nothing left.
I'm broke.
You ate beefsteak today, didn't you?
I ate beefsteak today, didn't I?
I have nothing else.
I just spent money.
I lost 30,000 yen.
You lost 30,400 yen.
Sassy!
That's ironic.
Sassy lost 30,400 yen.
Is your mom okay?
My dad just called me "Japan cup".
I lost 30,000 yen.
I'm so sad.
I lost 30,000 yen.
What did you do?
You don't want to be banned anymore, do you?
No, I don't.
So what are you going to do? Are you going to ban me from now on?
No, I'm not. I've never been banned from the beginning.
I didn't know this kind of thing existed on TV.
I've never experienced banning someone who's prepared for it.
It's been a while since I became a big writer.
It's my first experience of banning someone who's prepared for it with the talent in mind.
You're really depressed, aren't you? I'm really depressed.
I'm really depressed.
You're really depressed, aren't you?
Even if I say it now, I don't have anything to say.
I can feel it. I can really feel it.
Oh, I made a mistake. It's about time for me to write it down.
I was too distracted. I can't do it anymore. I'm too distracted.
I was going to ask you about it today, but 34,000 yen melted away.
I have nothing more to say. I'm sorry.
But if I'm interested in horse racing again one day, please let me talk about it again.
That's all.
It's getting better and better.
So, probably...
It was the first time in the TV variety market...
Because...
Everyone saw it and thought, "Wow, the variety industry is making it for real."
No, it's too real! It's too real!
It was too real today, as expected.
Dentsu bought it, the manager bought it, I bought it...
The rest...
The rest is...
3,000 yen.
I had more money when I was older.
When I was older and chasing my dream, I had more money.
And now that you've fulfilled your dream, it's 3,000 yen, right?
After all, you can't buy dreams with money!
As expected! That's what I really thought!
It's too negative...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
What should I do?
It's Katsumin, you know...
Kururinpa...
It's Sashihara's turn.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
Sashii will never come here again.
[Sashihara will never come here again.]
We have a surprise for you!
Eh?! Who?!
When this person comes, it's like an O'Air.
It's like a sound O'Air.
Really?
It's not Kojiharu.
There's no way Kojiharu-san will come here again.
I'll come. I've been on schedule for quite a while now.
What is this?
Don't say things like that!
Well, then...
I wonder what this screen is...
I think you're probably looking at it now.
Um...
It's not the end of Sashihara's run.
Um...
Today's project is something like this, but...
The person himself hasn't come yet!
Eh?!
Why?!
The other day, I did a shoot at Yonezawa, where I went with Kojaro.
Um, is it far away?
Is it far away?
I often invite Kojaro over for dinner, right?
Yes, you do.
And he always says "it's too far away for me to invite you over".
He always says "is it too far away for me to invite you over"?
He always says "there's a delicious fugu shop over there", and I'm like "is it too far away for me to invite you over"?
But I think that kind of place is more delicious and cheaper.
Like "shirarezaru".
Like "minatoku" is better, isn't it?
Minatoku is better, isn't it?
Like "himonya" is better, isn't it? Like "soshigaya" is better, isn't it?
It's fine, but...
What's with "himonya" discrimination?
It's fine, but...
Before that...
Yes?
There's something we need to talk about here, right? It's a big one.
What is it?
This is it.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, thank you.
I said it a little while ago.
Yes, the book.
You did it, didn't you?
Yes.
I think this kind of person should publish a photo book.
You were planning it, weren't you?
I've been saying it for a long time.
I think this kind of person should publish a photo book.
Well, it's a little like the photo book of someone who's coming now.
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of book is it?
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
I don't know anything about the photo book of Sassy.
I still don't know why you publish it.
After all, this kind of person should publish it.
Mr. Ono, look at this.
Mr. Ono, how do you like it?
Cute.
This is Mr. Ono's famous "cute".
Well, if you go back a little, it's a drama called "Can you use magic?"
I always shoot the panchira scene at the end.
Mr. Ono always says, "Yes, OK. Mr. Ono, how was it?"
Mr. Ono's "cute" has been decided, hasn't it?
It's been a while since I heard it.
It's been a while since you heard it, hasn't it?
This is really cute.
Buy it!
Sassy, you don't have anything to hide, do you?
Where are you going, Sassy?
Hello, hello.
Oh, you're here!
I'm sorry.
Is one of the guests coming now?
Oh, Sassy!
Yes, I am.
I wanted to talk a little more, but you came.
I'm sorry!
A little while ago, what you are seeing now is your face after losing a horse race.
You lost a horse race and went to a bear farm.
A bear farm?
You did a horse race and lost all four races.
You were so weak.
I bet 34,000 yen.
You bet a lot, didn't you?
What?
You were so weak.
I couldn't even stand up.
It was my first time losing a horse race.
You quit all the races you were in on that day.
Why?
I thought it wouldn't make sense to talk about horse racing after losing.
If you like horse racing, you can talk about it.
It was a project like that.
But you only talked about horse racing.
Thank you!
It's definitely more fun if you talk about it.
Can we talk about it?
How did you win?
Sassy won a box race.
She won three boxes.
I won't talk about it.
I don't want you to tell me about it!
However, the director Nakano came up with the idea of horse racing.
No way!
He came up with the idea of horse racing.
The plan was to talk about it until it became a one-story story.
That's why you quit it.
But you couldn't stand it.
In the end, you had to fill in the gap.
So you decided to do it as a one-story story.
I read it with all my might.
Thank you.
I read it with all my might.
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
I read it with all my might.
This is all of me.
Can you come today?
Can I read it now?
You can read it now.
Go ahead.
Can I read it now?
Excuse me.
This is all of me.
Hello. I'm Tsuyoshi.
Wow!
Thank you for coming.
I wrote it with all my might.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
Wow!
Excuse me.
This is all of me.
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
This is all of me.
Don't read it!
She's here again.
Enough!
Seriously, enough!
Her reaction is better than last time.
Look!
Excuse me.
And my ultimate weapon!
Hey!
You were surprised, weren't you?
My ultimate weapon.
You can't come here, can you?
What should I do?
Even though it's a TV show...
It's a mess!
How can it be like this?!
Wait, I don't have enough manpower!
I'm just an ordinary old man dancing!
You're dancing with tears in your eyes!
I thought you'd come.
Where's Kisumai?
Kisumai's not here.
Mori-san, why did you come to this show?
That's right.
That's a secret.
Huh?
That's a secret.
What?!
Don't say it.
Don't say it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
You can't do it!
I can't do it!
It's late at night. Are you okay?
No one's watching, right?
Koji Hara is terrible.
Why?
When we were recording, I thought, "Oh, Koji Hara is in it," but Toys aren't coming.
Huh?
What's wrong? What?
The loser said it.
What?
The loser is higher up?
It's so funny.
Wow.
I could only say that.
It's so funny.
I didn't know.
It's a funny guy, isn't it?
I didn't know and I wanted to say it, but it's bingo.
It's bingo, so you can rest.
It's funny.
It's amazing.
Today, Tanushi came here because...
Yes.
He came here to advertise this.
President's Award.
If you win 100,000 times, you'll get President's Award.
No, no, no.
President's Award.
If you don't win 100,000 times...
If you happen to make something good, you'll win 100,000 times.
No, no, no.
At the same time, this is also...
Yes.
This is also a battle between you two.
Your faces are separated.
Are you okay?
Isn't it bad to show it like this?
I'm not good at showing it like this.
Oh, it's big.
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Please put it together like this.
It's like a photo book.
Let's exchange the books.
Let's do Aoki-san.
Aoki-san, please read the temperature.
Me?
Yes.
I hope both of the photo books sell well.
Let's aim for 100,000 copies together and do our best.
This will definitely be fun.
Can I eat the rice?
Go ahead.
Thank you for the meal.
Go ahead.
It looks delicious.
It's the best.
What kind of person is Aoki-san for you?
I like young people.
That's right.
I'm happy when young people call me Aoki-san.
That's right.
Because I'm not an old man.
I don't like people like "kind milky".
I don't like people like "kind milky", either.
You don't like it, do you?
You're close with Mori-san, aren't you?
Because Mizuki went to Yonezawa after that.
After that?
Yes, in private.
Isn't it far away?
I hate it even if it's really far away.
There's a magazine called "Shosetsuouseki".
The cover was AKB.
I went there once.
He was the one who took it.
Omikawa-san.
I don't remember.
I took it in Aoyama's bookstore.
Oh, you took it! You took it!
And at that time, Bucharu told me...
Aoki-san, you look good in a newspaper.
She told me that and I was really happy about it.
That's not funny at all!
No, no, I was really happy about it.
I thought, "Oh, I look good in a newspaper."
Oh, no! You're talking nonsense!
I'm not saying it's not funny!
It's an important memory for you, Aoki-san!
It's not funny!
Don't cry, Aoki-san!
Don't cry!
Don't make me cry!
Oh, no!
Don't cry!
I was happy about it and I always took it with me in front of Kojihara.
It's not funny!
I always took it with me in front of Asahi newspaper or Nikkei.
What is it?
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
No good!
Cute!
Aoki-san!
You have courage, don't you?
Courage!
You're talented.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'd like to ask you about the general election.
What do you think you are in real life?
I'm eating like this.