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H.K.T.'s "Make a movie".
What should I do?
Even if you have one, don't call me.
Which one would you like me to make?
That depends on you.
Yes, it does.
Nice to meet you, director.
You sound like you know me.
Did you work today?
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
You met me because...
That's why you called me "director".
You thought of me as a director.
I thought of you as a director.
You made this movie as a producer.
There are so many famous people in this movie.
You sound like you heard it from someone.
No, no.
You should watch it.
You should watch it and talk about it.
You should talk about it.
I love this movie.
For some reason, you've always wanted to do CG.
Of course.
You've always wanted to do it.
Could you explain the concept of it?
First of all, the director should be...
Mr. Zakiyama.
Mr. Zakiyama?
Mr. Zakiyama should direct it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ms. Mitani Kouki should write the script.
Then, H.K.T. will appear.
Mr. Sakai Masato should play a double lead role.
That's my ideal.
And it's cheap.
It costs about 15 million yen.
CG movie?
Yes, CG.
Like "Gakuenmono" CG?
"Gakuenmono" CG?
Yes, "Gakuen" CG.
How do you do it?
I like the one where the bullets come like this and you can avoid it.
"Gakuenmono" CG
The budget is pretty tight, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Why do you have to make it 15 million yen?
First of all, I don't have the money to collect it.
I have to make something like a production committee.
If it's 15 million yen movie, I don't think you need to advertise it much.
It just flows smoothly.
Then, I'll do my best with the money.
How much?
I don't know.
On the contrary, on the contrary, on the contrary...
What movies have you directed recently?
"Eternal Zero" from earlier.
Oh, I see, I see.
"Eternal Zero" is...
How much?
If you put in a lot of things, it's hundreds of millions of yen or something like that.
Why do movie people use billions of yen?
Do you use billions of yen?
If you have 300 million yen...
Maybe...
A few hundred.
I thought it was a hundred.
But I want to use CG of the sea.
The ceiling is high now.
As soon as it becomes CG of the sea, the price goes up.
River.
It may not be that expensive.
Using river.
Is the sea expensive?
The sea is expensive.
Is the sea expensive?
CG of Harry Potter is also expensive, isn't it?
CG of Harry Potter is also expensive.
Harry Potter costs a lot of money, doesn't it?
It costs a lot.
There is a top-class composer who costs a lot of money.
What is the most expensive movie in the world so far?
Avatar?
Avatar is also expensive.
It costs billions of yen.
To make it?
To make it.
That's Hollywood.
I want to make a Hollywood-style work.
That's not Hollywood.
I want to make a Hollywood-style work.
Hollywood-like?
Not like that.
Hollywood-style.
You can't make Hollywood-style unless you're a Hollywood artist.
You have to collect hundreds of millions of yen.
Movies are amazing.
They are amazing.
You shouldn't underestimate them.
If there is an international market, you can pay hundreds of millions of yen for a movie.
Pay.
Yes, pay.
Recoup.
Yes, I just learned it.
It means how much you can make.
If you don't recoup, you can't continue making movies.
So you have to recoup.
300 million yen, right?
120 million yen, right?
If you don't get 1.5 million customers...
If you don't recoup, you have to pay 120 million yen?
Yes, probably.
You always think about money.
Basically, basically.
You always think about money.
You always say "recoup, recoup".
You have to think about recouping.
1.5 million yen...
To be honest, do you have a movie you didn't recoup?
Like...
Everyone is surprised.
Well...
It's not good.
There are many things.
Yes, there are many things.
So, can I look forward?
300 million yen, right?
120 million yen, right?
If you don't recoup, you can't continue making movies.
On the contrary, if you don't recoup, you can't continue making movies.
Can I collect money with that?
So, if you don't recoup, you can't continue making movies?
Of course.
That's the first step.
If I recoup 120 million yen, I'll be confident.
You're a great person.
Am I a bad person?
You're a great person.
Am I a good person?
Am I young?
You'll be surprised.
- Horror. - Horror. Suspense.
- I don't think you should go for horror. - Why not?
Because horror usually has a limit.
- I don't think it's that crazy. - You should quit horror.
Isn't it better if it's not horror?
What is the movie that attracts the most people right now?
Let's see...
"Sweets".
What?
A man and a woman meet and have an embarrassing love.
One of them dies.
- "Sweets", right? - Definitely "Sweets".
It's a girl and a boy. One of them gets sick.
Yes, one of them dies.
The teacher has a student he likes.
And the teacher says, "Because you're a teacher."
But it's kind of like...
It's become love.
But they say something good about graduating.
The moment these two think they can do it,
They're sick.
I see.
CG doesn't come out, does it?
Oh, so you make CG for the part where you're pulled?
That's where you make the CG.
This will be a hot topic.
"Let's do it." I said.
Let's do it.
Among the members,
With Sakai-san,
In this forbidden love-like atmosphere,
Is there anyone who's good at acting?
Some of the members know how to act.
You can't say you know it.
I'm not sure if you're good at it.
I can't look you in the eye and talk.
I'm sorry.
And you know...
There's something simple and cute that customers can empathize with.
But he's from Fukuoka.
He's like a country boy.
There's something cute about him that customers can empathize with.
The story of Fukuoka's school is interesting.
It's getting better and better.
There's a dialect.
Yeah, there's a dialect.
It's like "chan."
You like me, don't you?
That's the title.
Oh, it's even in the title.
It might be good if it's straight forward.
I think we can do it.
We don't have to write anything, right?
There was no instruction earlier.
Let's go with "two." "Eight." "Eight."
Oh, we can do it. We can do it. We can do it.
What?! No way!
How can you be so positive?!
Amazing!
You're so kind!
It might be a big profit plan.
This is amazing!
Let's do "two," and "eight" is Rick Pryne, and "sakai" is...
I mean, "sakai" shouldn't be in it, right?
Of course, of course, of course.
This is basic, right?
Of course.
The moment this happens...
The audience will fall to the ground.
Of course, of course.
That's right.
Isn't it amazing?
What if I play a really good role in "Hanzawa Naoki" and I fail as an actress?
That won't happen.
I have to be the lead role.
In that story of "Hakugumi," you don't get many actresses.
I see.
It's a sweaty battle between men and men.
I see. It's a big deal.
Do you know that much about it?
Yes, I double-checked, didn't do it, betrayed, didn't betray.
In the last episode, he betrayed me.
You didn't see it?
I didn't see it.
You don't know him, do you?
Of course, of course I don't know him.
I'm not good at acting at all.
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I can do it!
It's okay. "Two" is...
"Two" can be collected.
By the way, if you join us and tell us such a sad love story, I'll do it, too.
Huh?
I'll do it myself.
It's a top-notch, top-notch song.
If you're going to have a full-scale meeting, when will you have it?
When will you film it?
Filming...
We can schedule it together at HKT.
It's better to talk about it now.
As Majima Adachi?
Yes.
As Majima Adachi.
- Director's schedule... - When will you start shooting?
Not next year.
Next year... but...
Not next year either.
By the end of next year?
For about three years now.
Are you serious?
But you're not saying it as a joke or something like that.
- Do you really have work? - Yes.
- I'm pretty busy. - Really?
- I'm really busy. - You're really popular.
You...
Yamazaki...
Don't call Director Yamazaki "popular".
He's popular. He's pretty popular.
I can't do it anymore.
Three years later... Is this show already over?
Even though it's a project to launch this show.
Three years later... I don't know about HKT anymore.
HKT is not a school anymore. It's not a school anymore.
I can't even tell a school story anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
If you're that busy...
That's enough.
I didn't know you were that busy.
I'm happy about it.
Yamazaki-san is watching my Yoshihiko.
Is that so?
He asked me to make Yoshihiko into a movie.
I told him I'd make it into a CG.
But I couldn't do it.
Next year's schedule is open for that.
When I talked about this with Yamazaki-san...
I couldn't even read what was going on in my head.
It's nice to have conversations between successful people.
You're number one.
You're number one in Japan's idol group.
It's not like that.
It's like, "I'll do it."
No, you should do it early.
That's what you want to say, right?
I'll do it.
I want to wait for my schedule until three years later.
I gave up on making a movie.
You gave up?
Calm down and think about it.
Everyone knew that you couldn't do it.
Don't make fun of me.
I know you can't do it.
Yamazaki-san knew you couldn't do it.
I knew it from the beginning.
I knew you couldn't do it.
I've been using this plan for three weeks now.
You gave up?
I knew you couldn't do it.
You gave up?
I gave up.
You knew you couldn't make a movie as easily as taking a picture.
I knew it wasn't that easy.
I'd like to say thank you to all of you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Please do your best and shoot great videos.
I'm sure you'll be busy until three years from now.
I hope we can meet again someday.
Well, then...
You're really dry, Kaede.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, sea otters!
Sea otters are not Yamazaki's species.
Then why are they developed?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, then?
It's no good if it's no good.
It's no good. It was impossible.
Well, there's nothing we can do about it.
That's right.
I've been thinking about making this show into a photo book.
I thought about it.
I had a pretty good start.
I hope it'll be the second one as soon as possible.
This kind of show usually comes true.
I don't think we should make movies that easily, either.
That's right.
Let's study and make movies.
Fukuda-san, you should also think about budget and make movies.
I'll study.
I've really learned a lot this time.
Thank you very much.
It's no good.
Let's start over.
It's no good.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- This is a BBQ restaurant. - I'm so happy!
- Today we're at a BBQ restaurant. - I'm so happy!
I don't think you know why we're here.
There was a movie that was a dream come true.
We were in the same car while we were filming it.
When I said I like BBQ, she said it's good.
When I asked her what kind of BBQ it is, she said it doesn't matter what kind of meat it is.
- She said everything about meat is good. - She said everything about meat is good.
- She said she doesn't know about pork or beef. - She said everything is good.
She said everything is good.
- She said everything is good. - She said everything is good.
- I don't know about meat. - You should know.
I know about chicken, but I don't know about pork and beef.
But everything is good. I don't say I don't know about it.
I say everything is good.
- She said everything is good. - She said everything is good.
I'm happy if you like it.
Basically, my director is sweet, but I'm strict with grilled meat.
She said everything is good. I can't forgive her. - I'm sorry.
I told her that I want her to eat grilled meat that is really good.
She said, "Why don't you try grilled meat?"
I said, "Please."
- Even if you say it, you eat grilled meat a lot, don't you? - Yes, I do.
Even if I go to a grilled meat restaurant, I show my face to my fans.
Mr. Anago.
This is a restaurant called "Yonezawa".
I often go to this restaurant.
So, I want you to see how delicious the meat is here.
Do you know how delicious the meat is?
I know it, but it's different from the meat I know so far.
I'm going to eat this meat.
Excuse me.
Please show me the meat here.
Yonezawa
This is it.
What?
This is just as it is.
What?
This is just as it is, isn't it?
Yes, this is just as it is.
I can imagine it.
By the way, I came here with Mr. Kojiharu once.
Is that so?
But Mr. Kojiharu doesn't know the taste well.
I don't know, but I just thought of it.
Mr. Kojiharu saw clouds floating in the sky and said, "Isn't that Mt. Fuji?"
He said, "No, it's a cloud."
This is amazing.
This is what's inside.
Look at this.
It's beautiful.
It doesn't come out like this, does it?
It's amazing.
It's like this.
"Gegege".
It's "jjj", isn't it?
No, it's "gegege" because I made it popular here.
I'm trying to make "gegege" popular.
The reason I bake it at this size is because when I bake it at this size, the meat is properly...
I want to eat it. I want to eat it.
You want to eat it, don't you?
I want to eat it!
You want to eat it!
I want to eat it!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Can I start with the tongue first?
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I can't do it anymore. I'm hungry.
Before that!
I don't like being talked about.
We have time to talk about it.
We have to talk about it for an hour and a half.
I can't do it.
I always cut it because I can't use it.
That's right.
80% of what we talk about is cut.
Even when I receive an email from my iPhone, I receive a very long email from Dentsu.
It's tough.
Please cut talking with Abiru.
Why?
He ran away.
It's a battle between Nakano and Nakano Mutou.
He ran away.
Please cut it here.
If you cut it there, it may be a little.
No, please cut it.
He ran away.
This conversation.
It's always like that.
But if we talk about it together, it's usually cut.
Today, I have a surprise for you.
Who is it?
For example, who would you be happy about?
I'm happy about...
I think this guest would be happy about...
I'm happy about...
"Morning Musume".
"Morning Musume" is close.
Is it close?
"Berries Koubou".
It's close.
It's cute.
But it's very deeply related.
No way.
Excuse me, let's go there.
It's coming.
Is it a corocoro?
Corocoro?
It's amazing.
This is a big guest.
If this person comes, we'll have a sauna or something.
Really?
That's right.
I think it will be quite exciting.
Who is it?
I've never seen it before.
A big guest.
A big guest is here.
A big guest!
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Wow, this is a big guest. A big guest is here.
A big guest!
Oh!
I'm Aoki!
Look at me.
You look like you're having fun.
You don't look like you're having fun at all.
Um, Mr. Sashihara.
Since "Sashihara's Ran" began,
Aoki's situation has changed.
Can you pass me the microphone?
No, I don't need a microphone. I'll do it myself.
I...
Can you talk to me for a second?
There's something I've been thinking about lately.
Aoki-san.
After we finished drafting...
Yes, drafting, yes.
Nottinghee-san has been watching us for a long time.
After the show, we went on a live broadcast for about three minutes.
And there's Mr. Hamakawan-san.
He's just sitting there like a normal celebrity.
Explanation, explanation.
It's an explanation.
He's been making it look like he's a celebrity.
Oh, I see.
It's been six and a half hours.
He's been making it look like he's a celebrity.
I see.
I think you've changed.
No, it's not like that.
Because...
You're trying to be depressed, aren't you?
Actually, we were supposed to do rock-paper- scissors for 16 people, but suddenly one of us chose rock-paper- scissors, so we're really angry about it.
You're hurt, aren't you?
But I'm not trying to be depressed.
What are you saying? Seriously.
Since the incident of being depressed, we've been able to cheer for Aoki-san, who is having a hard time because of rock-paper-scissors.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
We've been able to cheer for Aoki-san, who is having a hard time because of rock-paper-scissors.
Seriously? Really?
There were about 49 comments.
Did it drop to 49?
It dropped to 49.
When did it drop?
But it's amazing that rock-paper-scissors can do that.
It's amazing.
Please do rock-paper-scissors more and more.
Aoi-tan and Aoki-tan.
Aoi-tan is cute.
Aoi-tan sounds like a name.
I love Aoi-tan. I'm also in HKT.
So, Aoi-tan.
Aoi-tan.
I'm a big fan of you.
Yes.
But you're an idol nerd.
I'm not a nerd.
I'm cheering for you.
AKB is cheering for you.
You sent me a message the other day.
But my mission is only Sassy.
You sent me a message like that.
What?
Look at this.
Sassy is love.
Hey.
That's why my wife hates me.
Sassy loves you.
Is it a can?
It looks like it.
It looks delicious.
If you eat this can, you'll eat other cans.
We have a special guest.
What?
Did you arrive?
Yes, we did.
I think this is a good guest.
Really? I'm not expecting it.
I thought it was Berryz Kobo.
To be honest, I'm happy about this guest.
Really?
I wanted to meet you.
Are you a man or a woman?
I'm a woman.
I called a woman.
A woman? Who is it?
I called Moriaga Kozayaru.
Are we good friends?
I don't know about that. I don't know anything about internal affairs.
Internal affairs?
I'm not Kozayaru.
There's no way Kozayaru-san would come here.
I think this guest will be happy.
I'm not expecting it.
I think viewers will be happy, too.