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- Sanshi! - Yes?
- The show has already started. - Yes.
- It's been quite a while. - Yes, yes, yes.
A show about dark stories.
Basically, um...
80% of the funny stories we talk about are cut out, right?
- We talk about that much, but... - Yeah, that's why the recording time is so long.
- Yeah, we talk about that much, but... - Yeah, we don't use it at all.
The range is so short.
You know, like when we do a DVD-in...
- Like a "restricted conversation" version of it... - No, please don't do a DVD, seriously.
Seriously. No, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
I really don't like it!
When a teacher or a little girl says...
We're recording a social conversation,
I think it's better if we don't do it.
- It's better if we don't watch it. - Let's change the content of the show.
But this is a dream story, isn't it?
It's about chasing your dream, isn't it?
- Well, you said something very positive. - That's right.
- I'm chasing my dream. - Yes, you're chasing your dream.
But in order to chase your dream, you need a lot of things in the industry.
I'm going to break that money and industry's power.
I'll do my best to break it and make my dream come true.
- "Dream come true variety show". - That's right.
- It's a great show. - Yes, it's "dream come true variety show".
- You can do it in Golden. - "Your dream has come true" is a special.
That's right.
I want young people to know that there is a wall they need to overcome.
Oh, I'm cleaning up outside.
- She was cleaning up at a festival the other day. - She was cleaning up.
It's amazing.
- She's cleaning up this company. - She's a good person.
- But there's one important thing. - Yes.
You have to sell your photo book, don't you?
- The release date of the photo book has been decided. - Oh!
[December 26th]
- When is it? - December 26th.
- It's December 26th. - Oh, it's earlier than planned.
- Yes. - It's Christmas season.
It's Christmas Eve.
Aoki-san sent me an email.
- "There are too many good photos, so I'll increase the number of pages". - Wow, that's amazing.
[December 26th]
[Aoki-san sent me an email.]
[December 26th]
[Aoki-san sent me an email.]
[December 26th] [Aoki-san sent me an email.] [December 26th]
- The last thing we talked about in Okinawa... - Yes? - Horse riding. - Let's do horse riding. I wanted to do horse riding.
You can't do it. If you think about it, you can't get a schedule on Saturday and Sunday.
- You're an old woman. - I only do work.
- Basically, you only do horse riding on Saturday and Sunday. - Is that so? Isn't it no good at all?
- You used to deal with "soits". - I'm really sorry about that.
- But you still do horse riding on Saturday and Sunday. - That's right.
- After Saturday and Sunday's Saturday and Sunday's horse riding is over... - That's right.
- ...or maybe Monday, your schedule is pretty tight. - Of course. It's busy.
After Saturday and Sunday's horse riding, including you, I tried various things.
- But it's hard for me to get a schedule on Saturday and Sunday. - Why is that?
- It's a little difficult. - I gave up horse riding. - It's difficult, isn't it? - Yes.
- You have no choice but to give up horse riding. - That's right. - If it's convenient for your schedule.
- So you told me to come up with a new ambition, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
Make an HKT movie!
- I'm not interested in movies. - I...
- I've been interested in them for a long time. - I'm not...
- I'm not interested in movies or dramas at all. - Yes.
- I just want to be in a movie. - That's right.
But I don't have the ability to say "I want to be an actress" actively.
- I know you don't have the ability. - That's why...
I want to be in a movie quietly and occasionally.
- So I want to be in a HKT movie. - A movie which all HKT members appear in? - That's right!
- All over the country? - Of course!
- Tohoku! - Zabun!
- Tohoku! Do you know? - Tohoku is...
- Zabun! - I'm sorry, but Tohoku is not Zabun.
- Zabun, where is Zabun? Can't you see it?
- Zabun is not Tohoku. - Zabun is not Tohoku.
- Where is Zabun? - Zabun is Toei.
- To... Toei. Zabun, Toei. - Is Toei okay?
- Whichever is okay. As long as you say "to". - As long as you say "to"?
- Can I say "gaoo"? - "gaoo"? Where is "gaoo"?
- Anywhere is okay. - Anywhere is okay?
- All over the country... - Any range is okay?
- It's not "tankan". - All over the country?
- It's "booon"! - "Booon"! All over the country?
- Because... - Yes?
- HKT's "Kanburi" show is only one in Kanto...
- Well, except for Fukuoka, there's only one in Kanburi.
- We only go out with HKT48. - I see.
- And... - You've done this once, haven't you?
- Yes. I was MC with Goto. - Oh, I see.
- I was MC with Goto. - Oh, I see. You were too happy and you lost three times.
- Well, that's a good thing. On the contrary, it's a good thing. - Thank you for saying that.
- Just do it quietly like a shadow. If the ratings go up, I'll be in trouble.
- Really, do it in the shadows. I want you to do it quietly because it's scary.
- Really, I want you to do it quietly because it's scary. - But...
- I want you to look at where you're going. - But...
- But there are fans in Tohoku and Hokkaido, right? - Yes.
- I think there are fewer masks, but there are people who are looking forward to it. - Yes.
- If you don't gather people, you can't shake hands, right? - Yes.
- But there's not enough publicity to gather people for HKT now. - Yes.
- Oh, I forgot. You were the manager, weren't you? - Yes!
- So I was thinking about HKT right now. - I see, you were the manager, weren't you?
- Yes, in the first place, I'm told to shake hands. As a manager. - Huh?
- I want you to hold a handshake event in various places. - Yes, yes.
- But you know, like May's "pay" or something like that. - Yes.
- What was it? "Pay". - "Don't pay".
- Yes, "don't pay". - "Don't pay".
- You have to gather people to "pay". - You have to!
- But HKT doesn't have people coming. - Yes.
- Even if you say "shake hands", people don't come, so you can't do it. - Yes.
- But there are no media for people to come. - Yes, yes.
- There are no media for HKT to do it. - I see.
- You thought about it, manager! - Yes, I thought about it.
- I wanted to make a show for people! - Wonderful!
I don't want people to think of me as a dirty person.
- For people... - I see! That's why you made a movie!
Yes.
But...
Milky said to Fukuda-san...
I want to make a movie.
So I told him.
- "I want to make a movie." - "I want to make a movie."
But I want you to make a photo album for Aoki- san, too.
- Really? - Another one?
I want to make another one.
But if you make another one,
I think you can show a different side of you.
No, I like you, Aoki-san,
so I like you, Aoki-san.
I think that's what Milky likes about him.
But when Kojima-kun told me about it...
"No, Aoki-san, you can't do that," I said to Milky.
I believe you, so it's okay.
We've been together for a long time now.
I think it's nice.
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It's okay. It's nice.
Cute. Milky is really cute. I love you, too.
It's hard to make a movie.
I didn't know about it, so I thought I'd have to study it first.
I said "photo album" for the first time the other day.
- It's a small number of people. - It's a very small number of people.
If you think about doing that in a movie...
How many staff are there?
- About 30 or 40 people? - About 30 or 40 people?
Summer nude is slowly coming out.
Summer nude.
- The staff has become standard. - See? It's all set up.
- If Mr. Onro was here... - Oh, you can take it off.
Mr. Onro, you can take it off.
Director, you can do it.
- Did you make it? - No, no.
- I'll say "Director, you can do it," but... - Director, you can do it.
Director, you can do it.
A director like me can't do a project like that.
Yes, I know that lie. You're definitely trying to do Yoshihigo's movie, aren't you?
You look surprised.
You're definitely trying to do Yoshihigo's movie, aren't you?
No, no, no, no, I mean...
You definitely are!
You don't know my recent best movie, do you?
I know nothing about it.
It's "Pervert Mask".
It's too fast for me to ask you for a movie, but...
I'm not allowed to do it. It's not for everyone.
Huh?
You don't want to see H.K.T.'s movie, do you?
I'm not allowed to do it. Don't worry about it.
You're not allowed to do it, are you? But you're definitely not allowed to do it.
Then you should be a director!
No, no, I don't want to be involved in it.
If you're a director of "Sashihara", then...
Because...
If I have to go home and work, when should I rest?
I...
No, a director doesn't go home and work!
Because I have to go home and work while writing the script, right?
Even if I don't go out, if I'm just a director and my schedule is taken away and I have to go to the scene, I won't be able to work at all, will I? "Sashihara" is...
It's a job that stands out, but it's not a job that stands out, but it's really busy! I don't know what you mean!
Then you should be a producer!
Oh, that's the best!
As a producer, you can pile up all kinds of hard work and finally become a producer, right?
I see. Oh, but I haven't seen a producer who looks like he's doing a lot of hard work lately.
Really?
Basically, producers have the image of apologizing for their work.
No, but when I see a producer who looks like he's doing a lot of hard work...
Oh, a producer is different.
It's different, isn't it?
If you didn't appear on "kiss my dog" or "akb", you wouldn't be on set at all.
Are you kidding me?
I've never seen a producer who looks like he's doing a lot of hard work!
Oh, I see.
I've never seen a producer who looks like he's doing a lot of hard work!
Oh, so you're going to be a producer?
Yes, as a producer.
And you're going to decide who's going to marry you?
The one who's going to marry me is Kouki Mitani!
Kouki Mitani
Oh, congratulations!
The bearded old man who's grinning in the back of the set.
Oh, the old man?
The old man!
Oh, it's that old man.
That bearded old man, isn't it?
Yes.
That bearded old man is the producer of "kiss my dog".
Oh, I know him!
He's the one you talk about a lot.
That's right.
I've never seen him before.
He's the producer of "kiss my dog".
Oh, I love him, too!
No, it's over.
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
Basically, producers decide who's going to marry you.
Shouldn't we talk to the producer first?
Oh, that's right. Let's talk to him.
Kouki Mitani
I know one person who's really important.
Oh!
Who is he? I know him.
He's one of the biggest movie companies in Japan.
Where is it?
It's called "robot".
Oh! You often make music videos for me, don't you?
I think you often make them for me.
You make them for me every time, don't you?
That's right.
You used to be a president.
Yes, I was.
But now you're independent and produce your own movies.
I know who you are.
What kind of movies do you produce?
For example, "Don't Make Me Dance", "Unisal", "All Ladies" and so on.
You're amazing.
I produce all of them.
You're amazing. You always win.
Shall we go?
Let's go. Let's go meet them.
Let's go meet them.
First of all, I think a lot of viewers are curious about us.
How much did we make?
First of all, I'd like you to ask me and then we can talk about it.
I'd like you to ask me, too.
Please ask me.
With this?
Yes, please ask me.
Can I say it with this?
Please ask me.
20 million!
There's a lot of people like that.
It's not like 20 million.
Sea monkeys probably make 8.8 billion.
You made a bad face.
Then I'll call you.
Let's go. Let's go. We'll be there soon.
I got a call from you.
Oh!
You said you'd meet me.
It hasn't been that long.
In a word, you're a great person.
You're a very great person.
You led the biggest movie company in Japan.
You're a very great person.
As a movie producer, I think you should have a little bit of preliminary knowledge for Mr. Abe's challenge.
It's been a topic of discussion for a while now, but you know the director of "Dance Great Operation War", don't you?
He shot the music video for "Entertainment" for me.
Right?
That's right.
Mr. Motohiro?
Mr. Motohiro.
I know that.
You don't like him, do you?
It's not that I don't like him.
There was such a high speed time, but it didn't show up in the music video at all.
It was so cold in that music video.
Even though I shot it in Hawaii.
You're wearing a swimsuit, aren't you?
It was so painful that I said it wasn't a music video.
A music video isn't that painful, but it's not a complaint, it's just an impression.
It's an impression that I can say even if I meet Mr. Motohiro in person.
It was the first time I thought I was going to die in a music video.
Really?
Because it's cold?
In the scene, I'm like an AKB member who's all worn out.
I'm wearing a wet swimsuit.
I'm lying down like this, and water is pouring from above.
But the water doesn't stop.
It's like a puddle of water around me.
I kept getting wet, but I couldn't breathe.
I was lying down like this, but I couldn't breathe.
I couldn't breathe when the water was pouring.
I was drowning.
Like a guerrilla.
I really drowned in the water.
That's why it didn't show up in the music video?
That's why it didn't show up in the music video, and it's the worst situation.
If it showed up in the music video, you could talk about it as a memory.
It was so hard.
There's nothing to prove it.
It just ended in a tough way.
It was fun in Hawaii, so it's okay.
Always
Like robots, it's called "Always."
Who made it?
It's in the movie?
Sensei said it's a little difficult, "Always."
What movie was it?
It was a movie with a nice Showa atmosphere.
Did you watch it?
I didn't watch it.
You didn't watch it?
I don't know about the movie. I really didn't watch it.
I only watched "Kuroiri Danji."
You depend on it.
I only watched "Kuroiri Danji."
Who is the director of "Kuroiri Danji"?
I don't know. I don't know about the director.
The director of "Kuroiri Danji" is Director Nakata.
Oh! "Ring"!
Oh! I knew it!
That's pretty good.
She is the director of "Ring."
You look like a producer.
I think it's a little different from "H.K.T." this time.
Oh! Nakata is also different.
I think it's different.
I hope we can meet again.
Nakata is a little different.
Let's meet again.
The director of "Allways" is...
Takashi Yamazaki.
Do you know "Close Zero"?
Is it a Yankee movie?
I don't know.
If you think about it yourself, you'll remember it.
Takahashi of "Swing Girls."
"Swing Girls" is not even Takahashi.
What was his name?
Yaguchi.
He wanted to challenge himself with a different work from "Swing Girls."
That's why "Close Zero" was released.
That's it?
With a different touch.
He did it with a different touch.
You can do anything.
You can sell anything.
You're really interested in it.
You often think about it.
I don't do it.
The members of HKT do it.
For example, what kind of content do you think is good?
It's a school thing.
Because I'm young.
Oh, it's a school thing.
Because I'm young.
It's a school thing.
If you're right, it's a big deal.
Do your best with this ambition, producer.
I don't think I can make it.
If you know Mr. Aoki, you can talk fast.
How do you negotiate with someone you don't know?
I don't think I can do it.
Hello.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
There's a bicycle here.
Oh!
What's this?
Always.
But I don't know because it's a picture.
There are a lot of amazing pictures.
Wow.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Hello.
I'm Rino Sashihara of HKT48.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
I've been here before.
Really? I'm so happy. Thank you.
I'm so happy.
It's been a while.
Excuse me.
What do you want me to do for you today?
I'd like you to talk to me.
To me?
Yes, of course.
Could you put on your microphone for me?
For me?
Yes, of course.
Excuse me.
I'm Rino Sashihara of HKT48.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
You came from the side position.
Yes, I didn't have much time.
Yes, you were busy.
There's more.
Let's introduce ourselves first.
Yes.
Hello.
I'm Rino Sashihara.
I've heard of you before.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
Are you familiar with HKT48?
Not at all.
I only know Yuyuko Oshima...
Yuyuko Oshima...
and Atsuko Maeda.
And I only know Sashihara.
You only know her name.
Don't you know her appearance?
No, I don't know her appearance.
But I'm happy you know me.
Even if it's a city, you wouldn't know.
But I'm happy you know me.
I'm glad you know me.
When you came into the office earlier, you saw a sign saying "retired office" at the entrance.
Yes.
You must be rich.
Retired office
I've heard rumors that people who get too much pay make their own offices.
Is that so?
I've heard rumors like that.
Retired office
I've heard rumors that people who get too much pay make their own offices.
People who own their own offices think they have money.
Are you stupid?
What do you mean?
I'm not saying you're stupid.
No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
No, I'm not.
It's not like that at all.
Retired office
By the way, how much is the production cost for "umizaru"?
I can't tell you, but it's definitely "p".
The first one was really low.
One episode.
Yes, yes.
It didn't cost that much.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if it's cheap or expensive because it's too difficult to make money for a movie.
So, for example, "umizaru" is...
Why is it "umizaru"?
Why is it "umizaru" again?
I know "umizaru".
Oh, you're busy with "always".
You know "umizaru". You know "always", right?
I know "always", but what I'm most involved in is...
"always".
"always" is...
It's a big hit, isn't it?
Why is it "always" a big hit?
Isn't it?
"always" is an industrial hit.
It's a big hit.
No, it's about half of "umizaru".
Really?
It's like 50%.
I wish it had gone that far.
I see.
But it's amazing.
No, but it's hard to make a movie.
"always" is...
CG...
Yamazaki is...
That's right. It's CG, isn't it?
Yes.
"always" and CG...
"always" is...
About 20% of all production costs.
Which one do you think is CG?
That's right.
"umizaru".
CG is...
You think it's just a combination of things, don't you?
Because it's made by people.
Even if you say "CG", if you don't say anything, the computer won't make a picture for you.
People make it all.
Do you give it to people?
If you say "I give it to people", it's human rights fee.
With human rights fee...
Yes, it's human rights fee, everyone.
There's machinery.
But CG's money is...
It's mostly human rights fee.
Human rights fee...
People have to do it all the time.
Isn't it amazing?
If you say "I give it to you", a gun will go "bang" and it will hit you.
Smoke will "bang" and come out.
Yes, yes, yes.
People draw it all.
People type it in.
People type it in and make it, don't they?
If you make CG, do you get a lot of money?
Why do you ask that?
What do you mean?
It's not like that.
No, no.
I'll do my best.
The topic of money is getting hot.
It's getting hot.
It's difficult, but...
If you guess it, it's big.
It's funny.
I'll guess it.
If you guess it, it's big.
I'll do my best to make my own agency.
What did you say?
I want to make my own agency.
Your own agency?
My own agency.
I want to make my own agency.
You can make it, can't you?
It's cool.
The review is...
The review?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's cool.
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I'll do it. Hello. Nice to meet you, director.
To be honest... I might ask you something rude, but... Have you ever recouped?
Something like that.
You guys are surprised, aren't you?
You guys did it on purpose, didn't you?
There's a lot going on.
Yeah, there's a lot going on.