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In this show, members of Sakurazaka46 collaborate with comedians.
It's an experimental comedy that challenges the standard.
The next script has arrived.
Thank you.
I think I'm playing a completely different role from the four of you.
I'd like to think about the ad-lib and do my best.
Yes, I'll do my best.
I'll do my best.
Takemoto Yui and Masumoto Kira.
Three of them.
Love Letters Collaboration Script.
This time, we'll try a death game where you have to survive and choose an X.
However, you can see through the X.
Even though you know the answer, how will you four act?
We'll be in a team of four.
We'll be like, "I don't want to fight here."
And we'll try to survive as much as we can.
Let me decide.
Okay.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Stop it!
It's obvious you want to go. There are many things you want to do.
For example?
Let's talk about many things.
That's too much!
After the commercial, let's start!
Takemoto Yui and Masumoto Kira.
Three.
Let's start "Love Letters"!
One-shot death game.
In the next stage, you'll play a simple game.
If you survive, you'll get close to 200 million yen.
You four will play it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute. Are you with them?
Edie, Lady Racer, high school girls.
Why do we have to fight against each other?
We all worked together and made it this far.
Cut it out!
That's right. We are not a team.
Besides, high school girls are dying and we don't have time for that.
We don't get any help at all.
Hey, hey, can you hear me?
Can you just end this match?
Change your opponent!
Edie, I'm getting out of here.
K-Kabuki-san!
If I'm going to fight you guys, I'd rather die here!
Kabuki-san!
If you do that, I'm getting out of here!
No, I'm getting out of here, Kabuki-san.
Hey, hey!
The game is very simple.
If you choose a circle, you survive.
If you choose a cross, you die.
A circle?
You have five minutes.
Game, start!
I'll stand close to you.
I usually leave the stage from the god's hand.
Can you at least let me choose a god's hand?
What's wrong, woman racer?
I'm sorry. I actually asked you the answer of this game earlier.
What?!
Because I'm a woman racer, I couldn't do anything for this team without a car.
So I deserve a punishment.
No, woman racer...
Let's end this.
I got it.
I have no choice but to do it.
What is it, Eddie?
Alright, let's decide it with "American Flower".
"American Flower"?
Yes! In my local sacrament, where a flower goes, a person's life appears.
There is such a good saying.
I will now throw the flower, and I will choose where it will go.
What are you saying?
Alright, let's go!
Hey!
"American Flower"!
Eddie!
Alright!
"American Flower"!
Eddie!
Let's decide it with Japanese rules.
Japanese rules?
In Japan, there is a culture of "brains".
Brains?
I will decide it with my own brains.
What?
Let me decide it.
I will decide it with Gokigen Racing.
Gokigen Racing? What is that?
I am a racer, but look at this. The accelerator and everything is not my own will.
What?
The steering wheel is not my own will either.
It's not your own will?
I will go in the right direction.
Gokigen Racing?
Let's go! Gokigen Racing!
What were you doing?
What was that 30 seconds for?
What were you doing?
I didn't know what you were doing.
You said you were going to do it.
High school girls!
Wake up!
High school girls! What's wrong?
Where are we?
What is this game about?
It's simple.
We have to choose a person who will survive with a round X.
Does that mean we have to choose someone who we want to survive with?
Yes.
I don't think it's going to be long.
What?
Of course you can choose X.
What?
High school girls?
What's so fun about this crazy game?
Don't you think so too?
High school girls.
Is it okay for me to choose X?
Don't you want to go further?
I do want to go further.
What?
There are many things I want to do.
What do you want to do?
I want to ride an electric bicycle up a huge hill.
What?
I just pushed it a little and it went up.
You are modest.
Wait a minute.
I still have some supplies left.
Supplies?
If I drink this and increase my dynamic vision, I might be able to invest.
Invest?
I can see very well.
Really?
You can see?
I can see very well.
I can see, I can see, I can see.
What?
I can see very well.
It's round. Mr. Kabuki, please.
Mr. Kabuki, please.
It's round.
Eddie-san, this way.
It's very round.
You can stay here, right?
I'm Batsu, Batsu, Batsu.
Can you see me well?
Let's do it!
Set!
Now one person has decreased.
I was able to do it with all my might. I was able to free myself and it was a lot of fun.
I'm glad you were able to do it. I'm sorry that it's just a random scenario, but in the middle of the ad-lib part, it was a little funny.
It was funny. It was really funny.
I don't know how to explain it.
It was the best one.
It was really funny. I'm glad you did it.
What about you, Masumon-san?
I didn't do it as a high school girl, but when I thought about what I wanted to do, I wanted to ride an electric bicycle.
It's not something you'd risk your life for.
It's true.
Your role is a woman-racer.
A woman-racer is pretty common these days.
Why is that your role?
I feel like it's a bad dream if I don't do it.
That's true.
Anyway, you might have wanted to add something useless.
There's been a lot of speculation lately.
It's full of gaps.
You left a lot of blank spaces.
Walking on a narrow path with my elbow.
Kotowaza Quiz by Masumon-san.
It's a corner where comedians play board games together like they do in the dressing room.
This time, what did Love Letters bring in?
It's a Kotowaza Quiz!
You will be presented with four kotowaza.
However, only one of the four kotowaza is real.
If you answer correctly, you will be presented with the real kotowaza.
That's the kind of game it is.
Kotowaza are too wide.
It's like, "Who in the world made this?"
That's unexpected.
The four of Sakurazaka46 will think of a fake kotowaza and present it.
The person with the most wrong answers will win!
The first challenger is Inoue!
I'll go with the first one.
"Shinju sleeping in a cup."
There's no such thing, right?
The second one is...
"A storm in a cup."
A cup...
Is there such a thing as "cup kotowaza"?
The third one...
"A woman peeking out of a cup."
Isn't that a kotowaza?
The fourth one is...
"A cup on top of a Fuji tree."
Out of the four kotowaza, three of them are fake kotowaza that Inoue came up with.
If you ask the person with the most wrong answers...
"Shinju sleeping in a cup" means...
"Shinju" means "treasure" in Sakurazaka46.
So, "treasure" is actually somewhere close to you.
That's "Shinju sleeping in a cup," right?
"A storm in a cup" is...
Something that makes a lot of noise in your mind...
But, from other people's point of view...
It doesn't have that much of an impact.
It's a small...
It seems like it exists.
After asking for the meaning of it, the three people other than Takemoto...
Think that the second one exists.
You don't know what it is just by asking it once, right?
But when you read the description, you'll say "I see".
That's what happened with the second one.
I see.
It's a woman who can think of both "a storm in a cup" and "likeable description".
I'm happy.
So, I thought it might be one of them.
I see.
Then, please give us the answer!
The one that exists is...
The second one, "a storm in a cup"!
Oh my god! The creator will get mad at you!
It's true!
You can make it even if you are a dog!
The next one is "a big swamp"!
The first one is "walking on a narrow path with elbows"!
No way!
Absolutely not!
The second one is "making people eat elbow guns"!
The third one is "seven clothes gather on elbows"!
Can you say such difficult words?
I don't think I know "seven clothes" yet.
The fourth one is "taking elbows out of a village"!
Did you think about it seriously?
The three of them are "big swamp" original phrases.
The second one is "elbow guns" like "bang" when you are invited by someone.
What kind of game is this?
It's like "I'll say no" clearly.
If you look it up on the Internet, "I'll say no" will come up.
It's fate.
What about the third one?
Don't you forget the existence of elbows?
No, I don't.
You forget it, don't you?
I don't forget it.
It's a phrase like "seven clothes gather on elbows".
Here are their answers!
Except for Masumoto, I think it's the third one.
It's like "seven clothes gather on places you can't see".
I can't see it.
It's like that.
I don't think I can think of it.
I don't think you can think of it.
Please give us the answer!
The answer is the second one.
It's "elbow guns".
The next challenger is Takemoto.
The first one is "a dress for a demon child".
The second one is "a demon island for a journey".
The third one is "a make-up for a demon straw".
The fourth one is "a snake is outside and a demon is inside".
She's doing it.
She's here to laugh at us.
She's lying.
One of them is real and the other three are fake.
"A dress for a demon child" is like "demon's underwear".
You give good things to children first.
"A demon island for a journey".
A demon island is a dangerous place, isn't it?
But you should dare to go to a dangerous place.
It's too dangerous.
"A make-up for a demon straw".
A demon straw has a strict face, doesn't it?
Even if it doesn't look good, if you put on a make-up, you can make it better.
What are you talking about?
"A demon island for a journey".
I see.
"A demon island for a journey".
Please give us the correct answer.
"A make-up for a demon straw".
The last one is Masumoto.
The first one is "shaking pepper in the desert".
The second one is "pepper in milk bottle".
The third one is "shaking pepper with chopsticks".
The fourth one is "drinking pepper in a circle".
Can you tell me the first one, "shaking pepper in the desert"?
The fifth one is "doing meaningless things that no one notices".
The sixth one is "showing kindness and hurting others little by little".
The seventh one is "doing useless things that are difficult and don't give a good impression".
The eighth one is "looking only at the surface without knowing what's inside".
"Looking only at the surface"?
It's like a black lesson.
Are there too many Masumoto-ish things?
The three members think it's number one.
Number two, three and four have a bad and black feeling.
I think it's too Masumoto-ish.
You couldn't hide it.
Please tell me the correct answer!
It's number four, "drinking pepper in a circle".
So, all of you are wrong!
Next episode, we'll play Jumbo Kouan's favorite game, "gakuya", which we love so much!
I'm jealous!
We won't be able to watch comedy shows anymore.
We won't reveal any of our other talks, either!
We're this popular?
Turn it off!
How are you? I'm fine!
A woman who peeks through a cup.