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In this program, members of Sakurazaka46 will collaborate with comedians.
And they will try experimental comedy.
As this is the first episode of the new year, our guests are Mio Matano and Morei Ozuma.
Zona has been here many times, but this is the first time for Mio.
This is also the first time for Zona to appear in a variety show.
Yes, it is the first time.
It is her debut in "Sakura meets".
As it is the new year, we have prepared something for you.
We wrote "new year's resolution" as the theme and have it displayed on the set.
It is nice.
One person is not good.
Everyone is thin.
We have the same arms.
It's a little cruel to say it as a new year's resolution, but tomorrow is June 6, 2024, I forgot to hang an umbrella on the train for three years, but I was chasing it because it was Yamanote Line, so let's call one of the guests immediately.
I'm in trouble.
Mr. Grant Mike is close to science.
Who are you targeting?
I'm Kawaguchi Katsura.
Mr. Kawaguchi Katsura, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Today's guests are Mr. Horiken and Mr. Morimoto.
What are we going to do today?
Sakurazaka46 and Horiken's friends
Collaboration special!
Once a month, Wednesdays and Saturdays, Horiken's friends are on air.
A show that introduces the charm of the city and companies by interacting with people.
In fact, Sakuramiizu and the staff are the same, so this collaboration is realized!
Speaking of Horiken's friends, you've been on "Kirako" many times, haven't you?
Yes, thank you.
You've been on it a total of six times.
Is that so?
You're a great regular.
Is it fun?
Oh, it's fun! It's really like an at-home experience.
I get to call them my family.
Even my fans say I'm a good father and son.
They say I'm a good father and son.
That's wonderful.
On the other hand, what is your impression of "Kirako", Ms. Horiken?
"Kirako" always does more interesting things than me.
I've never heard of it.
"Kirako" makes me excited.
That makes me happy.
And in this show, Ms. Inoue has also been on it.
Yes, I've been on it.
"Pirates".
You've been on it, haven't you?
Yes, I've been on it.
So, what did you think of "Kirako", Ms. Horiken?
I think it's a show you can do as much as you like.
It's fun.
It's my first time meeting "Kirako", Ms. Horiken.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time.
Actually, when I was performing with Mr. Doripara...
Ah! Ah!
She was there!
She came to see me.
She was a very interesting character, wasn't she?
Oh, was she?
She's an actress, but she's an actress who reads books.
She was that kind of character.
Then, show us that scene.
Huh?
Then, thank you very much.
Can you do it?
It's a scene that appears in the movie.
Okay!
I'm a doctor!
That's right, Matoru-san.
Do you have any impression of Moriken-san?
Well...
Because it's her first variety show.
That's right.
Oh, is that so?
If you suddenly say "this is the last battle",
there is a possibility of catching up a little.
If you have this experience, you will be fine with other things.
I think you can do it today.
I want to enjoy it.
Yes, I will do my best.
Did you hear something?
She said "I will do my best".
Snake Spin!
From her first show of the new year, she is full of laughter and is on a hard board!
Sakura-meets...
Meets...
Moriken's "Everyone is my friend" collaboration special!
The first project is...
Moriken!
In this project, everyone will compete in a quiz to see who understands Moriken's laughter the most.
This quiz will be between a gang and a big cut.
The members will guess what kind of answers Moriken gave to each topic.
And the person who gave the best answer will receive a dropped manga.
Instead of doing what you think is funny, you will guess what Moriken would do.
So, what is the heavy gag that will be popular in 2025 that Moriken came up with?
First, Moriken will announce the correct answer.
The members will wear eye masks and headphones.
The heavy gag that will be popular in 2025.
Let's do it!
Nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro...
That's a quick start.
Kawaii heavy...
Hai, hai...
Kawaii heavy...
Hai, hai...
Kawaii heavy...
Hai, hai...
Happy...
New Year!
Thank you very much!
Here it is!
Well, it's basically incorrect!
I think it's correct!
If you get it right, it's a miracle! Hurricane Quiz!
Could it be...
Well, it's a heavy gag.
If you know what it is, please raise your hand.
It came up right away.
Kiyako!
Ah, it's not up yet!
It's not up yet!
The previous one was by Onuma.
Then, Onuma-san, please go ahead.
Numa!
Hai, hai...
I think Moriken-san would do it.
That's right, that's right.
Hai, heavy gag, please go ahead.
Ugh, heavy, heavy...
It's heavy.
It's not that clever.
Let's go, Takemoto-san.
It's not that clever.
A heavy gag which is popular in 2025, please.
Gurun Gurun Snake Spin
It's like that.
It's getting closer.
It's like that.
It's like you're getting down a hurricane.
Yes.
Let's go to Zone.
It's a heavy gag. Please.
Nyoro Nyoro Nyoro Nyoro
When Snake-kun was wearing socks, the show ended.
I want it!
You want it?
That's right!
It's not a quick sale.
Inori, can you do it?
I'll put down the pre-calculation.
Snake-kun, please.
Captain?
Let me give you a hint.
If you give me a hint, what is it?
It's in a song.
A song?
Yes.
It's written in it.
What?
It's written in words.
A snake?
A snake and...
That's good, Matono-san.
Yes.
Let's go with it.
Here it is, the first appearance of a parody.
The first appearance of a parody and the first gag of a parody.
Let's commemorate it.
A snake gag which will be popular in 2025, please.
Are you okay?
I was about to do it.
It was the moment when I made up my mind.
Yes, I'll do it.
Please do it.
Hey, baby, haven't you become a little heavy lately?
It's the closest.
It's the closest, isn't it?
The way you say it.
Baby?
Baby, baby, baby.
Kirako, can you do it?
Kirako doesn't have to do with snakes.
It's free.
Anything is fine.
The theme is free.
Something like that came up.
That's good.
Yes.
Then, please do the snake gag.
This is bad. I didn't prepare for New Year's Day.
This is bad.
Oh, is this okay?
I'll do it.
I've become a mudflat.
I'm one step closer.
This is amazing.
She's doing it for New Year's Day.
That's right.
What's with this gag?
Everyone did their best, but no one seems to get it.
So, I'll make a suggestion from Horiken.
If you could only say the last word.
Oh, I got it.
Cute snake.
I want to meet you.
Cute snake.
I want to meet you.
Cute snake.
It's too long.
The snake is the last one!
So you can do it up to here, right?
Are you a big fan of it?
That's crazy.
Is it funny?
It's very funny!
Let's watch it.
Can you do it, Matsuno-san?
Yes.
Cute snake.
Cute baby.
Yes, yes.
Cute snake.
Yes, yes.
Cute snake.
It's a heavyweight baby born with 5,000 grams.
Oriken-san, what about you?
It's too long.
It's too long!
Even though it's too long, people say it's too long.
So, there is no one who got it right.
Then, please announce the correct answer.
Cute snake.
Yes, yes.
Cute snake.
Yes, yes.
Happy New Year!
It's too normal!
She was trying to be funny, but in the end she said something heartless.
But that's how it is!
People with weird minds think weird things.
They think weird things, but it's surprisingly normal!
Now that we know that Horiken is surprisingly normal,
we will continue with the cutting quiz!
We won't think about cutting, but we will give serious answers in the quiz.
For example, "If you were in elementary school, you would say something like this."
I see.
That's amazing.
As a quiz, we won't think about cutting, but we will give serious answers in the quiz.
The topic of this quiz is...
I don't like New Year's money like this. What kind of New Year's money is it?
Let's start with Horiken's answer.
I don't like New Year's money like this. What kind of New Year's money is it?
That year's...
ethanol production.
That's not it.
Can we do it one more time?
Is that okay?
That's not it.
It's a little...
I was too serious.
Let's do it one more time.
I came up with it.
Let's do it like this.
This might be easier to understand.
I don't like New Year's money like this. What kind of New Year's money is it?
It's 10,000 yen, but it's all one yen.
It's heavy, heavy, I can't help it, middle-aged man.
Then, please take off your blindfold.
I would like you to answer.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
It's not easy to try a big one, is it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's always a top batter.
You're always the captain of cutting ball.
It's true.
Let's go.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
Ball.
Real ball?
I don't like it.
No, it's good.
It feels like you're lowering it a little bit.
Is that so?
But, unfortunately, that's not the answer.
This time, Horiken-san, did you lower something?
As you said earlier.
That's right.
I imagined a cold morning of New Year's Day.
I see.
You imagined the environment and came up with it.
Yes.
Yes, let's think clearly.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
Yes, it's frozen.
I see, you imagined January's cold weather.
I think it's frozen.
You said 'it's frozen'.
Your intonation.
It's frozen, it's definitely raw.
It's like we're meeting for the first time.
What is this?
Yes.
Oh, it's out.
Shall we go?
Let's go, Matono-san.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
No matter how you look at it, it's a bag.
It's a recycling bag that my mother used to give me.
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it, that recycling bag.
You don't want it touched, do you, Matono-san?
That's not dirty.
Now, let's go, Matono-san.
Yes.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
It's in a zip lock.
Zip lock is cool.
It's really cool.
Now, let's go, Inoue-san.
Yes.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
It's a 15-yen coin that's been wasted hoping for 5 yen.
It's a 15-yen coin that's useless.
It's like something's going to happen.
It's amazing.
It has a sharp taste.
Do you have any hints?
Yes.
Is it related to jewellery?
Yes.
Jewellery?
That's quite a big hint.
Takemoto-san.
I don't like this kind of drop ball.
What kind of drop ball is it?
All 10,000 yen coins are 1-yen coins.
Before you gave us the hint, you already knew what it is.
At first, it said "All 10,000 yen coins are 1-yen coins."
At first, I wrote "All 10,000 yen coins are 1-yen coins."
But I didn't know what it meant, so I decided to write "all 10,000 yen coins are 1-yen coins."
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's like a thought circuit hurricane!
You're amazing!
You have high points for this!
It's exactly the same!
That's right!
Wow!
I didn't think you'd get it right again.
Now, all of the quizzes are over.
I'd like to announce the winner.
Origen-san, please announce the winner!
The winner is...
Origen-san, please announce the winner!
The winner is...
Origen-san, please announce the winner!
Wow!
I didn't think you'd get it right again.
Now, who is it?
It's Rio-chan!
Well, it's a little bit like "ora ora"
I didn't know you could guess it so perfectly like that!
Don't you have "g"?
No, I don't.
Why not?
She's convinced of herself.
Oh, that's nice.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
And so, the winner of "Horiken Quiz" is Matono-san!
Thank you very much!
And so, "Horiken Quiz" continues!
Next episode, the second half!
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With the sponsorship of the show, they auditioned for "muchaburi"!
I caught it!
"Itazura" "gyax"!
Please eat it!
And the winner of "it" is...
Captain?
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