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I'm not me, I'm the real me, I can't find me.
This show is an experimental variety show where members of Sakurazaka46 collaborate with comedians and challenge projects.
This is the script of "Sakura Meets". Thank you very much.
Ah, Ms. Chapagetti.
It says "Vinza" on it.
That's right.
It's not really that bad.
What do you think?
It's like this.
There's an ad-lib.
Where?
At the end.
The ad-lib at the end is pretty important, isn't it?
Inoue Rina and Takemoto Yui.
"Meets".
"Jungle Pocket".
I killed it!
What?!
The cockroach!
This time, they'll try to kill a cockroach.
It'll be like a suspense drama, Kanta.
Even if you didn't do it, someone else would have done it!
The point is Saito and Ota's exaggerated exchange.
I'll go to the police and turn myself in.
No, you won't get caught!
Both Inoue and Takemoto want an exaggerated performance like the two of them.
What are you talking about? If you do that, we'll become accomplices, too!
You're exaggerating.
What should we do? What should we do?!
You say, "Calm down."
But you're serious.
What?!
But you can do it like this.
What?!
I'm not pretending.
No, I'm serious.
Really?!
When you say "what should we do?", you go over there and say, "Calm down."
You have to call the police.
And then you go over there and say, "Wait a minute!"
It's like a little fight.
What are you doing?!
You can get into a fight, but you can't get into a fight with Ota.
What are you doing?!
The hero was here!
You're supposed to say it like this at the end.
You two can do it.
Yes, I understand.
Anything is fine with you?
Yes.
They've done something ridiculous!
After the commercial, it's finally time for the show!
Rina Inoue and Yui Takemoto.
Meets...
"Jungle Pocket".
The show starts now!
Here you go.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Well, I was a little surprised.
Saito has such a cute girlfriend.
And he's getting married next year.
Wow.
Huh? Where's Saito?
Maybe he's in the bathroom.
Oh.
Help me! Help me!
What? What? What?
I... I did something terrible!
W-w-what did you do?
I killed someone!
Huh?!
A cockroach!
C-cockroach?!
No, no...
That can't be!
You scared me!
Saito...
Is what you just said true?
You're weird, too.
Huh?
I... I didn't mean to kill you!
It's just...
You jumped at me all of a sudden...
And I...
I suddenly froze!
When I realized it...
You...
Didn't move!
No, you just got hit.
You're weird, too.
Shinji!
Anyway, calm down.
That's right.
First of all...
We have to hide the evidence.
You, too?
You're weird, too, huh?
Wait a minute!
If you do that...
We'll become accomplices, too!
It's okay!
No one is watching us.
If we stay quiet...
No one will find out!
Is it okay for anyone to find out?
I did it!
What should I do?!
Wow!
What? What? What?
Wow!
Calm down!
You, too, calm down.
Calm down.
First of all, we have to get rid of that madness!
No, it's just a slipper.
Then we have to wash our hands and change our clothes!
Are you used to hiding things?
First of all, we four have to get over this situation!
Can you not mix it up?
Saito-san? Saito-san?
It's the neighbor.
Neighbor?
What should we do?
Don't make it so loud!
If we don't get out of here, we'll be suspected of it!
You're amazing, neighbor! Don't make it so loud!
Calm down!
If we do it well, we'll be fine.
What will you do well?
I got it.
Hey!
You've been noisy for a while now!
What time do you think it is?
I'm sorry. I drank too much.
I'm sorry.
Is that really all?
I've heard a lot of neighbors' voices.
No, it's not like that...
Are you hiding something?
No...
You're dead.
What?
You're all bad!
If you stand up, we'll interrupt you.
Excuse me.
Don't stand up!
Hey!
Calm down!
Hey!
What?
A cockroach...
is being killed...
You too?!
You're weird too!
Police! Call the police!
Hey!
Hey! Wait!
Wait!
Hey! Stop it!
What are you doing?!
Wait!
Stop it!
Wait!
What are you doing?!
Wait!
Put your feet away!
What are you doing?!
Put your feet away!
Wait!
Stop it!
That's too much!
Stop it!
What?
Even you...
What?
Even you...
Without you...
Everything would have gone well!
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?!
This could turn into a real case!
Stop it!
Saito...
This won't cause you any trouble!
Don't tell me...
You got caught...
By the police...
Because you committed suicide?
That's right!
What am I supposed to do...
Now that I'm all alone?!
You won't get caught!
Rina... I'm really sorry...
Forget about me...
Shinji!
Shinji...
Then...
Wait!
Stop it!
It's useless!
What a pain...
You...
Didn't go to the bathroom today...
So...
You can't kill that cockroach!
Ota...
Don't tell me you...
I...
Did it!
It doesn't matter who did it...
Do you know what you're talking about?!
I'm going to show my mother at her wedding!
I'm definitely going to show her!
Then...
Yes...
When I come out...
I want you...
To show me...
Your happy faces!
I'm not going anywhere...
Ota...
You don't have to come in!
Ota...
I'm sorry...
I'm going to get mad and call the police!
So...
Get out of here right now!
What?!
I will never forget...
You...
Being a hero!
What are you talking about?!
Ota...
What?!
Ota... I will never forget!
If I have a child...
I will name him...
Ota's King and Shinji's King...
Shinji!
I will name him...
Ota's King and Shinji's King...
Prince!
Are you stupid?!
What are you talking about?!
I'm...
I'm moved...
Yes?
You showed me good friendship.
It's none of your business!
What's wrong with you?!
How did you feel when you did it for the first time?
It's my first time hitting someone with such strength.
It's my first time in my life.
I'm getting red.
Not at all.
I'm the one who says "not at all".
I thought it was very difficult to find the cockroach and how to collect it.
Like "is it dead around here?"
I followed the cockroach and pretended to find it.
Pretended it wasn't on camera and looked at it.
I looked at it and pretended it was dead.
You imagined a crushed cockroach.
Yes, I imagined it.
But if you think about it like that, you might be a good actress.
Thank you very much.
Basically, our stories don't have a funny script.
There are parts where it's funny when Saito-san is passionate about it.
So, I think it's not that difficult.
That's right.
Because you make us laugh with your acting.
When I heard Saito-san's loud voice, I thought I'd do it with a loud voice.
On the contrary...
On the contrary, I got excited and started doing it.
Oh, you got excited.
Yes.
You're always like that.
That's gross.
That's what I was aiming for.
Then I'll do what I intended to do.
I don't know what you mean.
That's what I was aiming for.
You just got excited.
I got excited.
It felt good. I was able to do my best.
How did you two feel watching it?
It was like a special collaboration.
Inoue-san seemed like she was going to break.
Inoue-chan seemed like she was going to break.
That's right.
Did you do judo or something like that?
No, we didn't.
When we fight, we always get beaten up.
That's right.
That's your specialty, isn't it?
That's right.
The ad-lib part was short, but what was the last line you said?
I said, "I'm going to make Oota-san's 'o' and Shinji- san's 'ji' into 'o-ji.' "
I'm going to make Oota-san's 'o' and Shinji-san's 'ji' into 'o-ji.'
At first, I thought it was a joke that I didn't have any elements of me.
That's right.
I thought it was a good bokeh.
You should have done it as it is.
But it was interesting.
At the end of Katagoshi-san, he put his body on the table and said something weird.
It was a little disgusting.
Disgusting?
I didn't know which line would fit in my position.
When I was looking at the script, when I got angry, when I didn't think about it and went in, I wrote three or four adverbs in my head.
Did your position change gradually?
Everything changed.
At the end of the adverb, I thought it would be interesting if someone who has nothing to do with it said it.
I dared to say it in a bright direction.
That's amazing logic.
I was in a lot of trouble until the last minute.
Are you going to be a solo artist in the future?
But it was okay.
What did you think of their adverbs at the end of the adverb?
Yes.
Numa-chan.
It's amazing.
I was listening.
I was thinking about it in my head.
I was writing something exciting.
I was listening.
But it also said something sharp.
What did it say?
It said that Saito's voice was amazing.
I'm glad you wrote that.
Jump Game.
Jump Game. This is the school game.
Come on in! School game!
Yay!
A game where actors play school games together is "Shall we play it together?" segment.
This time, Jump Game has brought...
A strange game!
I've never heard of it!
So, what kind of game is it?
Regarding a certain topic,
otakus guess and guess what they think is weird and guess what others guess.
For example, if you say "vegetable", otakus will guess what you think is weird and guess what others say.
If you guess it right, otakus will say "is it weird?"
If you guess it right...
I'm happy when otakus say "is it weird?"
I'd like you all to experience it.
I'd like to experience it.
Since we don't know what it's like, let's try it first!
Chinese food.
Chinese food?
You all eat Chinese food, don't you?
It's not about the taste, is it?
It's not about the taste...
Fried rice!
It's about to start.
If you think of something, say it.
Tuna!
Ginger!
Tenshinhan!
Shoropo!
Gyoza!
Shrimp Chibi!
Sesame Dango!
Musuro!
Annin Tofu!
I think it's stir-fried food.
Zha cai!
It's getting closer.
Harumaki!
Intonation!
Marbled Tofu?
Yurinchi!
She's trying to give you a hint.
Adults eat it, right?
Menma?
It's not Menma.
Pita!
Pinana!
You got it.
You got it, right?
What are you doing?
You have to focus on the screen.
You have to listen carefully when I said "pita".
It's not the tone or voice you expected at all.
What is it?
You didn't know what came up, did you?
This is a weird game.
You want it, don't you?
We want it!
Now that you know what it is, let's move on to the next topic.
Animals.
Giraffe!
Orangutan!
Anteater!
Albatross!
Elephant!
Lion!
Flamingo!
Cat!
Dog!
Tanuki!
Capybara!
Monkey!
Chameleon!
Gorilla!
Alpaca!
Chimpanzee!
Koala!
Cow!
Tiger!
Kangaroo!
Rabbit!
What's the hint?
The hint is... the name is the same, but...
What is it?
Even if you look at it, it's kind of...
It's kind of boring, isn't it? Even if you look over here.
What did you think, monster?
Huh? What?
That was quick! That was quick with that hint!
You got a good one just now!
That's amazing!
That one just now was also a good one.
That's amazing!
I was surprised and it came all of a sudden!
That was a good one just now!
My heart was pounding!
That's amazing!
When you get it, you're surprised how happy you are!
What's next?
A historical figure.
There's a lot of them!
There's a historical figure like that?
It's a name this time!
Me?
I might get it right!
Huh?
I might get it right!
I got it!
Everyone, for now...
Think of the first person in your mind.
I feel like it's going to be decided quickly.
Then, are you ready?
Yes!
Ready, start!
Xaver!
Perry!
Fenna too?
What?
Perry!
Perry?!
A fashionable...
King...
Next time, a monkey gorilla and a school night game special!
The king is cute, isn't he?
He's cute!
I like how he's lying on his back!
Right?!
Will the king be able to get his revenge?
Right?!
Ameo! Ameo! Ameo!
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What should I do?!
I'm going to get killed!
Save me! Save me! Save me!
It's okay! What are you doing?! Save me!
Stop it!