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Thank you for coming all the way from Sakurami Ichiba High School.
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's so thick.
It really looks like a script for a drama.
That's true.
Have you ever been in a drama before?
What kind of drama was it?
Isn't this mental sandwich really good?
Is it?
Sakurazaka 46
In this show, members of Sakurazaka 46 collaborate with comedians.
Are you okay?
You should be more surprised.
They try various projects.
It's an experimental variety show.
Captain, you watched all the episodes of "Sakurazaka 46", didn't you?
I bought the goods, too.
Usually, you play a mysterious role.
But this time, you play a normal person.
It's the first time for me.
I've never played a weird role before.
It's a mysterious role.
I'll do my best.
Thank you, Captain.
It's beyond my expectation.
I'm so nervous.
Acting guidance is strict in the past.
Sakurazaka 46
Meets
Camo Mental
The living room is spacious.
It's my most recommended property.
This time, they'll try "kanta" based on "udai kakioroshi" which is based on "naiken".
It's decided quickly.
It's an illumination of "mukai no uchi".
It's already February.
Oh, no.
It's not bad.
The core of the story is "linjin"'s unfinished "christmas" illumination.
Hey!
Hello!
The owner "udai"'s "linjin" is overwhelmed by "udai"'s crazy idea.
"Inoue" and "onuma" are "naiken".
"Masumoto" is "udai"'s wife.
And "takemoto" appears for the last time as an important role.
"udai"'s acting guidance is strict in the past.
The rehearsal is quite nervous.
Let me direct you.
Yes, please.
It's too early.
I feel like I'm going to see it now.
Huh?
Let's go in a hurry.
Santa Claus is about to come in the window.
It's October.
It's too early.
I don't want to think that it will stay over summer.
It's better to have something prepared earlier.
But it's early.
Die!
If I'm going to die for a work, I'll do it for real.
"Die!" is a little weak.
It's like "die" is going to surpass "me".
Die!
It's a great modern art.
"Modern art" is like this?
You're trying to express it too much.
"Modern art" is like this.
You're trying to capture it too much.
You don't have to have that much room.
We have a special guest.
Come on!
I'm going to do something illegal from now on.
I'm going to act like I'm being held hostage.
Will he be able to show the high level of acting Udai wants?
Sakurazaka 46
Meets
Come On! Mental
The show starts now!
It's huge!
I like it here!
This is the most recommended property, so you can definitely share a room with this size!
Is it 100,000 yen per night?
No, it's not!
No, it's not! You're too excited!
Get me half of it!
Are you making a contract already?
No, it's not!
There's a kitchen, too!
It comes with a kitchen!
Wow!
What's that?
I didn't notice it earlier...
Oh, it's the illumination for the house across.
Oh, no! That's the one Santa Claus is trying to enter through the window!
It's October!
It's early, isn't it?
What's that?
It's from last year!
Oh, no! It's usually one o'clock!
Oh, no!
Santa's illumination...
We can't miss it!
But you two are a wonderful couple!
Oh, you know him?
He's famous around here...
No, he's not famous!
He's definitely not famous!
Okay, let's go home!
Oh, no!
He's actually related to this house, too!
What?
(doorbell)
Is he here?
What?
Seriously? At this timing?
Oh, hello!
Oh, you're living across!
You don't have to introduce yourself! We don't know what's going to happen!
I'm Calbe!
No, you don't have to introduce yourself!
This kind of shit-like conversation has been going on for weeks now and it's coming out of us!
Is that so?
This is my wife.
She's quite old and shy...
Oh, no, no, no!
We're not ordinary people, you know...
Doctor, stop it!
We don't know what you're saying, do we?
Doctor!
Oh, you're a former teacher, aren't you?
We've been through a lot of misfortune together.
You don't have to say it all!
Karin-san, could you please explain about that illumination?
Oh, that one...
To be honest, what do you think of it?
Well, well...
Even if there is Santa Claus in summer, you can't catch it.
That's right.
The object itself is cute.
Don't overdo it.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary and correct!
That one...
It's my wife's work.
Modern Home.
Well, you know...
It's a modern art that expresses the unhappiness caused by Santa's illumination, which is supposed to be a symbol of happiness.
Oh, modern art!
Oh, it's perfect!
It's wonderful, isn't it? It suits you, doesn't it?
That's right.
It was modern art!
Oh, I feel relieved!
You two were really scared just now.
Oh, yeah!
Well, I'd like those who have such a decent sense of humor to live in this house.
Oh, actually, the owner of this house is Ms. Karbe.
Is that so?
That's right!
That's why I moved in here.
Even if you look inside, there are people who don't give you a proper reaction.
Even if you look inside and say, "Oh, I wonder if a farmer is living here?
I'm not sure, but...
Hahaha!"
No, no, it's not a joke, is it?
It's not a joke, is it?
It's terrible!
I'm happy!
On the contrary, even if people who don't know such a sense of humor live in this house, they will make you hate it and kick you out.
Oh, yeah!
The other day, he was doing a ping-pong dash every morning 11 minutes before the alarm clock rang!
Hahaha!
This guy...
Well...
As an artist, he's pretty good, but...
As a human being...
I'm already...
...shit!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, I'm shit!
No, I'll kill him someday!
What?!
Yeah... I'll kill him!
KILL HIM!
You want me to kill you, you idiot?!
What do you want me to do?
Hahaha!
Hey, do you know our secret?
Do you know it or not?
He knows it.
Secret?
He lived in a house across from my wife and daughter's house.
What?
He looked completely different, plain polo shirt and seven-three division. He was a quiet type.
You are my art, aren't you?
Art?
I used to be a teacher of high school art in my family.
After graduating and doing it for several years, I went to see him because he said he would do classical art.
He was mean and mean, but there were a lot of works I wanted to see.
I was shocked and threw up at the entrance of a classical art store.
I remember being excited to see a teacher throwing up with a pale face.
He said he wanted to make a work with me. He said he wanted to play with me.
So I lied and said I like you.
Then, a person like me was under mind control.
If I were to use his words, my wife and daughter kicked me out of that house.
I am standing now, wearing flashy clothes and stirring up my mind, holding my young wife like this.
That Christmas illumination was also used by you when your family was happy.
Isn't it, teacher?
What is that?
It is my tribute to that relic.
But look at it.
A Santa's illumination hanging in a house with a sad history.
It is frustrating, but it is wonderful.
There is no sin in making a work, but sometimes I want to burn it with a good picture.
Teacher! That's good! Do it!
That will complete my art! Hurry up and burn it!
Sorry, I can't go that far!
That's why you're brainless!
Die!
Kill me! It's my instinct to be killed by my work!
Artist...
Yo!
We have a special guest here! Come on!
A-Ayaka!
Dad, it's been a while!
Don't you have any will?
You perverted woman walking down the road!
I'm not your robot anymore!
Listen to this beat!
You outsiders, don't come in!
I don't need a room! I have my own tent!
My family is already destroyed!
I'm not afraid of anything! I'm the world's number one artist!
You did it! You did it!
You're the only one left!
I'm sorry...
How we managed to make you do this is a company secret!
It's wonderful modern art!
Modern art is like this...
So, when do we start?
Okay, we'll stop now!
Up until now, you've been teaching us in the most detailed and slow way.
Your expression was amazing!
It wasn't annoying!
I'm glad you said that!
You taught us how to say "Urasette" and how to say "I won't say it, but it continues like this."
I could feel the weight of each line!
We might be a good match!
You taught us a lot!
Don't you have any will?
You perverted woman walking down the road!
I'm your robot!
I won't say it! Listen to me!
Do you usually rap?
No, I've never done it before.
You should be surprised more.
You didn't know, did you?
Sometimes I can do it better than I thought.
But sometimes I think I've done it too much.
Especially at the end of the song.
This is modern art.
Oh, that part.
That part was a little wrong.
Wonderful modern art!
Is modern art like this?
Actually, it was better to do it before.
But sometimes it's better to do it later.
Maybe you thought too much about it.
But Inori felt like that.
If you try to be conscious of it and do it naturally, you'll get stiff.
You'll get about 50 points.
50 points?
That's why you're brainwashed!
Die!
Kill me!
If I'm going to be killed by my work, it's my instinct!
You told me many times to do my best.
So I thought I'd do it more than I thought.
I think you have to feel good about yourself.
If you don't process the frustration in the role properly by shouting it out,
or shout it out because you feel good about shouting it out,
I don't know if I'm shouting it out well.
You said you think too much about it.
But if you do that, you'll get out of the role.
You have to stand up for that role at that moment.
That's difficult.
If you're told you can't do it, you have to overcome it.
That's the battle.
In that case, you have to make good use of your opponent.
If you focus on what you're doing, you won't have to think about yourself.
I think you did a good job overall.
50 points!
No, no, no. If you look at it as a whole, it's 100 points.
But only in that place, it's 50 points.
Only in that place!
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Next episode, "Sakurazaka46 Meets Kimonrii Baseball Project"!
Kabuki just popped up for a second!
The series of hit challenges are miraculously repeated!
Wow!
That's it!
Well...