AISubs v3.5
[This is the collaboration script.]
[Thank you, Rina-san.]
[It's all fake, but...]
[Maybe it's all fake, but...]
[This is my first time singing a song like this.]
[That's right.]
[It's not me, it's the real me]
[I can't find it]
[This is the collaboration script.]
[This show is brought to you by members of Sakurazaka46 and entertainers.]
[They collaborate with entertainers.]
[They play games together.]
[It's an experimental variety show.]
[Isn't Catherine singing too?]
[Really?]
[And she's dissing too.]
[Dissing?]
[Let's see what happens in the show.]
[I hope you won't be sad.]
[I'm not serious.]
[Sakurazaka46]
[Three]
[Dobrock]
[Maybe it's all fake, but...]
[This time, they will try]
[a special skit filled with Dobrock's singing stories.]
[A musical taste]
[between the students and the girls.]
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm Dobrock's Aiguchi. - Good morning.
- I'm Mutturi Sukebe's Mori. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too. - Nice to meet you too.
[The girls are still practicing their songs.]
[Their faces are full of confidence.]
Laugh.
- Maybe you should sing too? - Okay.
- This part is an ad-lib. - An ad-lib.
That's too much.
I'm not making her say it.
She looks like she's telling you to stop it.
That's how it is, right?
Sakurazaka46 meets...
...double rock!
Let the show begin!
Actually, starting today...
...this class is going to have a transfer student.
What?!
Nice to meet you.
Yes!
Okay, come in!
Excuse me!
Nice to meet you.
Could you please introduce yourself?
Okay, I'll introduce myself.
Everyone, come in!
Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama
I'm Kendama!
Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama
I'm Kendama!
Tama?
Anyway, I'm Mr. Kendama, Naoto Eguchi.
Nice to meet you.
What's up, everyone?
Huh? No one's looking at me.
Could it be...
Even though I introduced myself
No one's looking at me
Could it be...
Are you hiding your eyes from your heart?
Isn't that right?
Huh?
Isn't that right?
No, no.
I thought you were listening.
Isn't that right?
It's going to be a good student life.
Teacher!
Where is my seat?
Eguchi's seat is...
Can I sit here?
Could it be...
What's up?
Could it be...
Are you going to sit on my lap instead of my chair?
Isn't that right?
Huh?
What did you say?
Lap?
Lap? What are you talking about?
Sit on my lap!
Everyone is doing it!
No, lap is a little too much.
Sit on my lap!
No, no, thank you, thank you.
No, but that's a little...
No, no, no.
Does that mean everyone is really okay?
So what do you say? What do you say?
No, don't say it.
What do you say?
Teacher, I can't say it because it's embarrassing when you're in front of me,
but I think you can say it if you put it on music.
Huh? Oh, I see.
Teacher, please play the guitar.
Me?
Okay, here we go.
There's something I want to say.
I feel like I can say it if I put it on music.
I'll say it!
Depending on how you look at it, it looks like a mountain or high snow.
Really?
Huh?
Your singing voice is so cool that I can't stand still just listening to you.
It's not that cool.
Thank you.
You're bald, but you have a sexy way of balding.
You're so mature!
If you look closely, you have a heart shape and a cuticle. It's beautiful.
Huh? I didn't say that!
No matter what I do, I want to hold her seat.
Wow! That's amazing! You want to hold her seat!
Wait a minute.
I'm so happy!
But I feel bad for you.
Why don't you sing it for her?
Okay.
Sing it for her.
You'll sing it for me?
Yes.
Really?
Okay.
I have something to say.
I'll say it!
First time meeting you, I love you!
My name is Mutsurisukedo Mori, and I play the guitar.
My friends are only my wife and eight kinds of people.
I'm a comedian, but I make money from music tax.
I'm going to pull out the lip of a singer and play the guitar.
It doesn't matter about you!
Since it's a favor / What, what?
Please go out with me / What's going on? / Please go out with me / What's going on? / Please go out with me / This is crazy. / Please go out with me / Why are you asking everyone?
- Please date me. - Wait a minute.
- Please date me. - Date you?
- Please date me. - Wait a minute!
- Please date me. - I can't!
- Please date me. - I give up!
- Please date me. - I'm sorry!
- Please date me! - What do you mean "give up"?
- Ah, dating is so difficult.
- That's how it is!
- We were more nervous than singing our own songs.
- We were really nervous.
- Basically, this is the script we wrote, right?
- "I like Eguchi."
- Eguchi who wrote this must feel bad, right?
- I like Eguchi!
- I did it! - You made me say it all!
- I gave you about 40 candidates. - What?!
- Then I told you all about it.
- I was worried if you would really get mad at me.
- I won't! - Yeah.
- For me, that was a complete ad-lib, right? - Yeah.
- "First meeting greeting, I'm Mutsurisukedo Mori, draw me!"
- I did say that. - I did say it!
- I didn't think I'd get greeted like that.
- For the first time...
- Mutsurisukedo...
- Don't say it!
- I don't want to say it. - Mutsurisukedo...
- It's like my mouth is resisting.
- Is there anything you two value more than making jokes?
- Being embarrassed is the worst.
- Even if you really don't care,
- if you don't think you really don't care...
- "Eguchi!"
- "I'm Kenta-man!"
- That's better.
- How did you come up with that *******?
- I did say it!
- I shouldn't say it, right?
- I dare say it.
- *******!
- Again, an NG word?
- Mochikomi Rakuya Game!
- It's a game where the hosts play a game like rakuya together!
- What did Dobrock bring with him?
- Quiz! "○○na onna" (round woman)
- "○○na onna" (round woman)
- Among our jokes,
- there is one called "○○na onna".
- It's a song about our own prejudices against women.
- In this song,
- we want you to guess what kind of woman we think women are.
Let's sing a line.
Do you know what it is?
I know what it is.
That's not dirty at all.
Everyone will listen to it and sing along and guess what kind of woman it is.
The most correct person will get a fruit dorayaki from Ginza Seikado.
Here is the first question!
A woman wearing yellow to have a barbecue outside is...
Yes!
This woman is...
What is she doing at the barbecue?
That's right!
I think I know who it is!
Let's say it out loud!
A woman wearing yellow to have a barbecue outside is...
Not helping anyone!
Wow!
Which one is it?
Pass!
Not helping anyone!
That's different!
So, Kirako is the only one who answered wrong!
I got it right!
Let's move onto the second question!
A woman asking about love in a family restaurant is...
I wonder if it's like that at a family restaurant or a cafe.
Yes.
Then Yui-chan.
A woman in a family restaurant asking for love advice.
Do you want to sleep without removing your makeup?
That's a good one.
It's Yui-chan's prejudice.
It's not my prejudice.
It's not something I care about.
What does she do in a family restaurant?
It might be a simple one.
It's pretty simple.
A woman in a family restaurant asking for love advice.
Is she loud?
She's loud.
Really?
You know what I mean, right?
She's hot-tempered.
She's usually a pervert.
I know what you mean.
They're lined up again.
This is the last question.
This is the final question.
A woman in a family restaurant asking for love advice.
This is the last question.
She's fast.
A woman in a family restaurant asking for love advice.
Is she loud?
What does she mean?
I'm sorry.
What does she mean?
I'm sorry.
Is she loud?
Is she being careful?
It's been going on for a while.
This tension.
It's over.
They're a duo.
Yes, they're a duo.
They're choosing this one.
Here we go.
A woman in a family restaurant asking for love advice.
Is she loud?
She's loud.
It's out!
What is it?
You don't know what it means, do you?
It's funny.
It's like making a relationship.
That's how it's usually included.
Is it true?
No, it's not true.
Why did you confirm it?
So, the one with the most correct answers is...
Inori-chan!
Congratulations!
It's true.
I've become quite clumsy today.
Can I say it out loud?
OK.
Next week...
Horiken meets Sakurazaka46
City Location Contest
Horiken-D and Matsumoto-AD will attack the members!
What's up?
What will happen to the biggest course in the band market?
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Please check it out!
Please go out with me!
Wait a minute!