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[Sakura Miitsu's Collaboration Contest Script]
This is Sakura Miitsu's Collaboration Contest Script.
Wow! What is it?
Wow!
Are you collaborating with Oda Ueda-san?
I'm so happy!
In this show, members of SAKURAZAKA46 collaborate with entertainers.
It's okay, exit!
It's an experimental variety show where you can play games together.
Wow! I'm so happy!
Can I show you my first script?
I'm so happy!
I'll treasure it!
Thank you!
Akiho Onima.
Miitsu.
Oda Ueda.
Welcome!
Ah! It's Oda Ueda and Oda-san!
This time, they'll try a script based on a cook's wife and a customer.
Here you go!
Wow! It's Jacques Ueda!
In a cook's house, there's an unbelievable service and funny points.
Onima will play a cook's young wife.
She'll play a wife who can't breathe properly.
I think it'll be fun even if you hold it down a little.
When you hold it down, it's basically a young wife's tension.
It's moist.
I think it'll be better if you hold it down.
Oh, it's done!
I don't want jelly beans!
You don't want it?!
It's an ad-lib part.
I don't want it!
I think it's delicious, but what is it?
If you shake the house too much, you won't know what it is.
Usually, I don't shake the house at all.
I'm the only one dancing like this.
I see!
I got it!
Are you talking about "Devil Heart"?
Ad-lib part starts now!
"Onumaakiho", "Miitsu", "Oda-ueda"
I'm tired of doing business outside.
I'm hungry, too.
I smell good katsuo-dashi.
There's a good-vibing small restaurant here.
Let's go in.
Excuse me.
Oh, welcome.
Are you Devil Hunter?
No, I'm not.
Aren't you Devil Hunter?
I'm OL.
Aren't you Chainsaw Man's Devil Hunter?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're not.
I'm sorry.
Take a seat wherever you like.
Yes.
Onuma-chan, please choose.
Yes.
Oh, are you Devil Hunter?
No, I'm not.
Again!
What?
I said I'm not.
I thought you were Devil Hunter.
I'm OL.
Oh, you are.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Both of you are Chainsaw Man.
I'm sorry.
Onuma-chan, please choose.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
If you've decided on your order, please let me know.
Yes.
You seem like a nice lady.
Can I order now?
Yes.
One daily set meal.
Yes, ma'am.
Please wait a moment.
Onuma-chan, please choose.
Yes.
What's a daily set meal like?
It smelled like bonito broth,
so maybe it's like fish stew?
Yes.
Thank you for waiting.
Here you go.
Wow!
It's junk food!
A hamburger came out of your kitchen!
Where did the bonito broth go?
Here you go.
One daily set meal.
It's a huge miso soup!
It's not a daily set meal!
If you don't like it, use this.
Honey mustard.
Honey mustard?
I said honey mustard!
Honey mustard, please use this.
Don't you usually use yuzu pepper or something like this?
No, I only use one honey mustard.
One honey mustard?!
Yes, I only use one honey mustard.
I'm sorry.
I forgot to ask you about drinks.
Do you have any drinks?
I'm done with work, so I'll have a drink.
Great! We have a lot of drinks in our store.
Choose one you like.
I'll drink it!
It's the one you drink in clubs!
It's so small, but it's high in alcohol!
This one.
My late husband loved it.
Your husband loved it, didn't he?
That's not something you say with that kind of drink!
Onuma-chan, is that done?
It might be done.
Let me see.
It's done!
Like oden?
Can I have some?
Please.
Can I have some Japanese food?
It's jelly beans!
There's jelly beans in an oden container!
I don't want it!
You don't want it?
We have other things like G-A-M-U.
G-A-M-U?
Gum.
Gum?!
She doesn't want gum!
G-A-M-U!
G-Gum?
Gum!
She doesn't want it!
She doesn't want it?
What a shame, Onuma-chan.
There's a new dish we made.
Would you like to try it?
What?
You don't want it?
No, I'm sorry.
We made a lot of food.
We fried it in butter.
I'm sorry!
I'm going to die!
Don't say it out loud!
I'm going to die!
Don't say it out loud!
I'm going to die!
Don't say it!
I'm going to die!
Onuma-chan, did you put up a sign?
Yes!
A bright and shiny sign!
What's with you two?!
What's going on?!
Onuma-chan, thank you!
Thank you!
Oh, it's already this late!
I'm sorry.
We've been preparing for sales at night.
Could you let us pass for now?
Go ahead!
Thank you!
Onuma-chan, let's go!
Preparing for sales at night...
Does she prepare food?
What?!
What's this sound?!
It's a night club!
They're running a night club at a local restaurant in the afternoon!
What?!
Can I join in?!
What kind of foreign person is this?!
What is this shop?! I'll come back for sure! Thank you very much!
[Perfect!]
It was perfect!
It was the best!
I was really nervous, but before I came in, you two created a world for me!
That's so cool!
I just jumped in...
Really?! My brain was beating so fast!
The world was all over the place!
If you look at my sweat...
You were sweating like a woman!
You were so confident!
Really?!
You were so confident! It was amazing!
Thank you!
The last part of the club was really good!
Really?!
You were dancing in the cherry blossoms!
I want you to watch that part again!
What kind of crunchy radish is that?!
It was really good!
As for the ad-lib...
There's also "g-a-m-u"
"g-a-m-u"?!
"gum"!
"gum"?!
I don't like it!
You don't like it?!
I was wondering which ad-lib I should do until the show...
During rehearsal...
You said "califlower"
That was really funny!
How about "califlower"?!
"califlower"?!
Wait a minute!
I'm laughing!
How about "califlower"?!
You mean this kind of ad-lib?!
I don't know what to do!
Wait a minute!
I'm laughing!
Here it comes!
I might want "califlower" for a bit!
Really?!
It's my first time being an oda-ueda...
I'm really glad!
I'm so happy!
I didn't think it was my first time!
I really want to be a young lady!
I want to follow you for the rest of my life!
Then...
Should I show you where we came from?!
Please do!
Thank you!
She's so enthusiastic!
She's so excited!
It's okay!
Exit!
It's an extremely difficult "califlower" game!
Bring It! Academy Game!
It's a game that entertainers play in their dressing rooms, and it's a game we play together!
This time, it's Oda Ueda's "Bringing It In" game, but...
I've been keeping it a secret, but I've been watching it ever since "Keyakake".
Why did you keep it a secret?
I'm a big fan of it.
When I was in Osaka or Tokyo and I didn't have any friends yet, I would watch "Sakurazaka" and think of it as a friend.
When I was in second grade, I've been watching it ever since, and I feel like I'm going to cry.
We feel like we can do it, too.
You've become an older sister.
I'm happy.
Well, shall we play with the younger sisters today?
The game that Oda Ueda brought in is...
"Reverse Say It" game!
"Reverse Say It" game is simple, but...
When I'm with Oda, I'll say the words and words that Oda has said in reverse.
For example...
TV Asahi
Newspaper Makkurayami
Something like that.
That's amazing!
It's difficult!
King of Conte
M-1 Grand Prix
If you can say it all, it's okay.
Let's see how many people can answer.
It's difficult.
I'll do my best!
Each member of "Sakura Saka" will answer in order.
Except for those who answered including Oda Ueda, no one else will answer.
And the person who gets the lowest score will receive a penalty game from Kouan Masumoto.
I'm scared!
Are you scared?
Masumoto, are you okay?
Yes, leave it to me!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared! I got a thumbs up!
The top batter is...
Onuma!
"Reverse Say It" game, start!
If you're next to me...
A woman in the city...
Run, Melos!
A girl staying at a hotel...
Shut up, cheese!
Boy!
A woman landing...
Getting on a plane...
Getting off with my whole body...
Wow!
Next up is Inoue!
"Reverse Say It" game, start!
Bara Bara Dai Sakusen
"Hone Hone Dai Shippai" (Big Failure)
Olive Oil
"Komeabura" (Rice Oil)
"Hijou Tobira" (Emergency Door)
"Daijoubuu Dayo" (It's OK)
"Deguchi" (Exit)
"Kawaii" (Cute)
"Hijou Tobi" (Double Jump)
"Ikka Ikkiri" (Once and for all)
Crayon Shin-chan
Chate Onda
Inoue gets 5 points and avoids the penalty game!
The next challenger is Masumoto!
"Reverse Say It" game, start!
"Saint Tsuhiro no Kamitakushi" (Saint Tsuhiro's Divine Oath)
"Hyakuto Taro no" (Hyakuto Taro's)
"konnichiwa" (Hello)
"kyukyusha" (ambulance)
"genkidayo" (I'm fine)
"haripota" (harry potter)
"harry potara nai" (I'm not harry potter)
"tansansui" (carbonated water)
"shizukana oyu" (quiet hot water)
"tampopo no watage" (cordyceps)
"happa no" (leaves)
"westland" (westland)
"nishi no kuni" (west country)
"canada" (canada)
It's not "harry potter"
It's a personality.
"I did it somehow" "harry potter"
It's a person's name, so it's out.
It's out.
Because it's "harry potter", it's a person from overseas.
It's a Japanese person with glasses, so it's "rokkakuseiji".
You avoided penalty game with 5 points.
We did it like this.
Let's go.
"chukemon" (pun)
Penalty game, start!
"pink lady" "blue man"
"bean light bulb" "led light"
charlie and chocolate factory
Is there any that is not "charlie"?
"charlie"?
lip cream
"kassakasa" (crunchy)
"kassakasa no kuchibiru" (crunchy lips)
dog walk
"cat walk"?
run
cameraman
taken side
"charlie and chocolate factory" is out.
It's a difficult one.
"charlie and chocolate factory" is...
"tanaka san no chusho kougyo" (tanaka san's small business)
Let's go with this.
tanaka san no chusho kougyo
"takemoto" is in the top spot with 6 points.
So...
The penalty game will be decided...
in no time at all.
We'll have you do a crazy "crab-legged moonwalk".
That's the worst.
I've never done a penalty game like that.
I don't know about this genre, but it looks really relaxing.
Please do the "crab-legged moonwalk".
Yes!
crab-legged moonwalk
You did it!
Amazing!
You did it!
You watched it till the end, didn't you?
Amazing! I think I'll do it specially from now on.
You have a dream, but moonwalk?
By the way, Ms. Ueda, can you do a crab-legged moonwalk?
No!
Actually, I can!
That's terrible!
Please do a crab-legged moonwalk!
Go for it, Shota!
You're so cool!
Mom, don't cry!
Did you change your mind?
Next week...
Inoue Rina and Takemoto Yui meet Zoffy!
Are you in love with each other?
Are you making friends with each other by singing impromptu love songs as a reward?
Wait a minute!
What kind of love songs are you singing now?
Gum!
Gum?!
I don't know!
G-a-m-u!