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[Sakura Mitsu's Collaboration Script]
This is Sakura Mitsu's Collaboration Script.
Eh, when is this recorded?
The next...
Eh, but I'm happy!
[Sakura Mitsu's Collaboration Script]
This show is brought to you by Sakurazaka46 members and actors collaborating.
Can you give me some meat buns?
It's an experimental variety show where you play games for a moment.
Looking at things that are shaped like this,
I'm really happy that my name is written on it.
I'll remember it and have fun while doing it seriously.
Masumoto Kira
Mitsu
Kagaya
OK, everyone else, raise your hand.
Oh, Konto!
This time, Konto will be challenging a situation where you raise your hand and answer during training.
Everyone else, raise your hand.
The point of this show is the detailed and common behavior of students in their teens.
Masumoto will be playing that student.
There are hardly any lines.
It's a very difficult role where you only show your facial expressions and movements.
Will you be able to do it?
Not at all.
We don't usually make a script, so we don't have to decide it seriously.
Will you rewrite it afterwards?
After you draw the ears and cheat...
Correct! It's a casual way of doing it.
Even if I say it's okay, I'll never rewrite it.
I got it.
I'll do it with my own strength.
If you can do it here, it's an ad-lib.
You can say, "My family was touching their phones."
The staff wants to see you do an ad-lib.
I can't do it.
It's finally time for the commercial!
Masumoto Kira
Secret! Kanaya Collaboration Contest!
This question is 4.6cm. Is it okay? Is it okay?
Okay, let's move on to the next question. Raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, raise your hand!
Correct! The correct answer is 6r. Is it okay? Is it okay?
Okay, let's move on to the next question. Raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, Sugimoto!
That was close! Maybe you miscalculated at the end. Check it out.
Okay, raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, let's go with Takahashi!
Ah, Takahashi is also close!
Yeah, you're right about that.
Okay, raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, Kaga!
Okay, it's 105πcm².
Kaga, this question is not a cylinder but a cylinder water.
Okay, raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, Hirai!
Correct! The correct answer is 35πcm².
Okay, is it okay?
Okay, let's move on to the next question. Raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, okay, that's good. Okay, let's go with Takahashi!
That was close! Maybe you miscalculated at the end.
Okay, raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, let's go with Kaga!
Okay, it's 3x.
Kaga, this question doesn't have "x" in it.
Right?
You miscalculated a little.
Okay, raise your hand if you know this question.
Okay, open your hand.
That's right! The answer is 6cm.
Okay, is it okay?
Okay, next question. Raise your hand if you know this question.
Oh, it's "kajimara".
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
The answer is 8r.
Okay, the next question is...
Oh, it's the last one.
Okay, the last question is... Raise your hand if you know this question.
That's right.
Yeah, it's difficult.
Yeah, honestly, this question is difficult.
Okay, I'll give you a hint.
Try putting in an auxiliary line.
If you put in an auxiliary line, won't the scenery change?
Right?
Will you put in an auxiliary line?
This question is "kagini".
What do you think?
Hmm...
What do you think?
Try putting in an auxiliary line.
Kaga-kun was making a kagini.
Kaga-kun was making a kagini?
You shouldn't do that during class!
Kaga-kun was making a kagini?
He... He was...
You shouldn't do that, Kaga-kun!
Think about it!
Okay.
Thank you, Masumoto.
What do you think?
Is it okay?
It's about time, but what do you think?
Masumoto, that...
Are you raising it?
Your elbow is pointing up.
Are you raising it?
Masumoto?
Is it a snake?
Masumoto?
What? Kitsune-san? Kitsune-san? Kitsune-san?
Kitsune-san, are you doing it?
Masumoto, are you raising your hand?
OK, Masumoto!
Thirty degrees...
Correct!
Correct! Thirty degrees...
Correct!
I didn't know when to raise my hand and when not to say anything.
But when we were practicing, you said "If you say this word, can I move?" and hit me.
Hit you?
No, I didn't hit you.
I realized and realized that you created a complete picture at the time of writing the script.
As for me, it seems like you brought up a difficult topic.
That's true.
It's not a very funny topic for us to talk about in a live performance.
No, it's interesting.
Then why did you bring it up?
It's just a topic I like, so I wanted you to talk about it.
Kakaka-kun was making erasers.
You were making erasers?
I don't know if I'm making erasers.
You're making erasers, aren't you?
I was thinking about what to say just before you put in the ad-lib.
That's right.
So I said something weird like "erasers" all of a sudden.
What did you say?
Kaga-san really approved of it.
He approved of it.
Rather than what you said, the ad-lib you did after you said it...
That's true.
After you said "erasers", you looked back a little, didn't you?
But...no.
You looked like you were about to say "I was making erasers".
I did?
You looked like you were about to say "I was making erasers".
When you said "erasers", I was impressed by your facial expressions.
That's true.
I'm glad you did it.
Thank you.
I'm glad you looked at me like you didn't look at me.
You looked at me like you didn't look at me.
You looked like an old man.
I didn't know you could make such a face.
Your nose is longer than I thought.
You can move.
That's a talent.
You can't compete with the mirror.
After the commercial, there is an impromptu idol.
I was making a derrick cake.
You were making a derrick cake.
You are not good at it.
I brought you "gakuyage".
I'm looking forward to it.
An entertainer plays "gakuyage" together.
What did Kanaya bring this time?
It's an impromptu "aruaru" game.
It's like a game of "yamanote".
You clap your hands and say "aruaru".
You wear a salaryman's "aruaru".
You wear a salaryman's "suit".
"Suit" is still level 0.
If you say "it's different" or "time has passed", you lose.
If you lose three times in a row, you will get a penalty game.
Did you think of a penalty game?
Yes, I thought of it in about five minutes.
It's a little rough.
It's dangerous.
The first topic is "convenience store clerk".
It's an impromptu "aruaru" game of "convenience store clerk".
You can remember people who don't need a point card.
You can also remember cigarette numbers.
Can you serve me meat buns at midnight?
I'm good at making the toilet shiny.
My legs are swollen.
I sleep in the back at midnight.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't need my mister.
It was so shocking!
It was of high quality!
If you don't do things like "feet feeling warm", you won't know you're doing it.
But he's been working for a long time, so I thought he'd feel warm.
His imagination is full of energy. Wait a minute... Kaka-san is out.
This is a bad out.
The next topic is "actors".
I put only the ones I'm good at. I'm such a lame entertainer.
I put only the ones I'm good at.
I'll go first since I made a little mistake.
Ready, set...
I put stickers of me participating in a competition on various places.
I'm lonely sometimes, so I have a lot of luggage.
I'm not sure if it's good or bad, but it's pretty obvious.
I sweat a lot.
I drink with general friends. I'm under pressure.
I smoke in two seconds after taking a break.
Ready, set...
Wait a minute!
One more time!
Let's say it one more time.
Are you an entertainer?
You smoke in two seconds after taking a break?
- Is that what you thought? - Like Mr. Saraba.
- Both of you. - Both of you smoke a lot.
Good morning!
- One more time. - You're not used to it.
- You said "ready." - We want to attract idols.
- Takemotchan. - Alright.
- Takemotchan, let's go. - Did you get it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- She's an idol! - Attract!
- Wait a minute! - Wow!
- It's common for idols to improvise. - I'm sorry.
- It's like you're saying "behind you." - That's right.
- Well... - Idols should keep it in mind.
Ready, set...
No matter how many times you graduate, you'll be sad!
If you're in a big group, you'll make a lot of mistakes with costumes and who you'll follow.
You can't fight in the mirror.
You put too much spray on your bangs, so the spray wears off quickly.
When you're dancing with a smile on your face, your teeth get dry and stick together.
It's really annoying when you switch handsets with a hand mic.
When you're taking selfies, you make sure you don't show your members in the back and say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" a lot of times.
Um...
There is. There is. There is.
You have to change your costumes every time you do a handshake so the expenses get inflated.
Wait, I think it's coming out!
It's here! It's here!
I'm upset! I'm upset!
And the one before that...
Huh? What?
Selfies with each other...
In the dressing room, there is a member at the back, and when he's eating a lunch box or something, he'll say "ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry", he'll say "ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry", and he'll say this and this.
He has to find a wall.
- Yes, yes. - You can't hit an idol when there's someone behind you.
- You can't. - You can't.
- Then, no. - No.
- Out. - Out?
- Out?
- Alone? - Out!
What is Masumoto's punishment game?
Can you do a half-naked side jump?
- Are you serious? - What is that?
- I want to see it too! - It's my first time!
It's a little embarrassing. Is it embarrassing?
- You can do it in 15 seconds, so I'll do my best. - I see.
Then, if you'll enable me, half-naked side jump...
...ready, go.
- It's too late! - No, it's too late!
- It's too late! - It's not late!
- Get up! - No, no, it's not!
- No, it's too late! - Too late!
- No, it's too late! - It's my first time.
- It's not too late! - No, it's too late!
Wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop!
- I really hate it! - If you have done it half - naked, what was the most unfortunate thing you've seen in your life?
I hate it!
I don't know what to say or what to think about it, but I hate it!
Are you serious?
In our group, Onuma is the fastest at half-court side-flipping.
That's right.
We're only good at half-court side-flipping.
That's amazing.
Let's do it together.
Let's compare how slow we are.
It moves a lot, so be careful.
It moves a lot.
Ready...
Start!
You're slow!
You're so slow!
You're so good!
You were really fast.
I'm easygoing.
I'm really fast. I'm like a Lamborghini.
I'm glad.
Are you serious?
Next week, Onuma Akibo meets Oda Ueda.
They're going to try a unique world view of half- court.
The God of War and Tsukihiro.
The Hundred and... Taro's...
Hello.
There's also a game where you can see the other side of the water.