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The script and script for the collaboration song "sakura meets" just arrived.
Wow! I'm curious, I'm curious, can't I sleep at night?
Which one is it?
What!?
Makaru-san...
What!?
I'm not myself, I want to find the real me
In this show, members and comedians of "sakurazaka46" do collaboration skits...
I'm hungry!
...and play games together. It's an experimental variety show!
Oh, come on!
I feel like if I don't expose my feelings with a big explosion, it won't work out.
When I heard about this script, I feel like I've broken down from the first level and become stronger.
Takemoto Yui
sakura meets
ungirls
Takemoto will play the role of a new director in "ungirls", where the director plays Tanaka, who plays Konin.
"ungirls" is when you feel like you're in a circle and you want to collapse.
"ungirls" doesn't have to be "ungirls", but more like "ungirls"
Can I say it one more time?
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know about your usual personality, but is it okay for you to do this?
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay for you to do it, but...
It's okay.
sakura meets
"ungirls" collaboration skit!
Excuse me!
Yes?
Is the meeting okay now?
Oh, it's okay, yes.
Oh, then excuse me!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Did you do this show too, Sakazaki-san? - That's right!
- Tanaka-chan! Help me, really! - It's okay!
- You always say "help me", don't you? - I'm begging you!
- But today, it's not me! - Eh?
- The new director, Takemoto, will be directing for the first time! - Ah!
- It's my first time, but thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- I'm Tanaka of "ungirls"! - Thank you for having me!
- Eh? You're young! - Eh?
- How old are you now? - I don't want to be judged by my age,
- so I can't say that! - Eh? Ah, I'm sorry!
- Tanaka-chan! You can't do that now! - Eh?
- It's harassment! - Eh? Is that so?
- That's right! - Wah, I can't learn!
- I'm begging you! - I'm sorry!
- Then, hurry up with the meeting, I'll go see the scene! - Ah, understood!
- Teach him strictly! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- Then, this is today's script! - Ah, yes!
- There's a new show called "Because We're Animals", - Yes, yes!
- Today, I'd like you, Tanaka-san, - Yes!
- to massage an alligator to make it feel good and make it sleep! - Yes!
- I'd like you to try that kind of project! - Yes, yes!
- First of all, for the opening shooting, - Yes!
- I'd like you to briefly talk about your enthusiasm for today, - Yes!
- but for now, I'd like you to draw it in the script! - Yes, yes, yes!
- "No, massaging an alligator, what kind of person is that?!" - Yes, yes, yes!
- I'd like you to say something like that! - Ah, yes, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Yes!
- Then, I'll leave this part up to you, - Yes, yes, yes!
- but while we're moving, I'd like you to say just one thing! - Yes!
- "Anyway, where is Yamane today?! Yamane!" - Yes!
- I'd like you to say that! - Yes!
- Is it okay up to here?! - Eh?! Ah...
- W-well... W-well, it's okay! - Is it okay?!
- Yes! Please continue! - Yes! I'm sorry!
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
- Then, we'll finally meet that alligator, - Yes, yes, yes!
- We'll meet, right? - Yes, yes!
- And I'd like you to use this word "must" for me. - "Must", yes.
- "Hey, hey, who do you think I am?" - "Tanaka's dictionary doesn't have the word "impossible"!"
- "If you're drooling..." I'd like you to do it like that. - Is that "must"?
- I'd like you to use "must" for me. - No, I can't drool at such a good timing like that!
- Ah, but didn't you always do it like that?
- Well, I do drool, but I'm not aiming for it.
- Is that so? - Yes, yes.
- We'll finally meet the alligator that will give you a massage. - Yes, yes, yes.
- While you're looking at the alligator as a child, - Yes, yes.
- I'd like you to imagine that a huge alligator with meat in its back is approaching you. - Ah, yes, yes.
- I'll give you some ideas. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm sorry.
- *sniff*
- Hehe, a massage for such a small alligator? No, no, I'm not scared of you or anything like that...
- K-k-kyaaaah!
- Waaah! Waaah!
- Hey, hey! If you drool like that...
- Oh no! My nose is watering!
- No, I'm not that creepy!
- I'm not that creepy!
- No, I'm not doing it like that either!
- Did I do it too much? I'm sorry.
- You did it too much and it wasn't like "Waaah!"
- By the way, how do you usually do it?
- I-i-it's always like...
- "Eh, what's with this kid?"
- "Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!" It's like that.
- I'd like you to raise the tension a little more.
- No, no, I'll do it for real!
- No, no, no, no...
- Ah, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
- No, no, no! If you explain it well...
- No, no, no, no!
- I'll get flustered, you know...
- No, no, no! No, no, no!
- No, Takemoto, I'm sorry!
- Ah, ah, ah...
- I thought it was because of your past life, so please forgive me!
- No, Tanaka-chan, be careful!
- Ah, ah, ah...
- It looks like you're about to lose, so I'll do something about it so you don't lose!
- I'm sorry for making such a loud noise. - Yes, I'm sorry about that too. I won't say anything like that outside.
- I didn't do anything that awful! - I'm sorry. - Please continue. - I'm sorry.
- Lastly, I'll finally get a massage. - Yes. - I'll also use this as a must. - It's a must. There are a lot of musts.
- Hey, hey, Mr. Crocodile, how do you like it? - Huh? It's not pleasant, it's just gross!
- Hey, you took one of my crocodile! Hey! No! Hey! My crocodile is rampaging! It just bit my hand completely!
- No! Hey, my head is about to burst! I'm about to drool! My nose is watering! No! Crocodile! - Stop it already!
- You're the one who's been left behind the most! - What do you mean?
- What do you mean "what do you mean"? There aren't any comments like "my hand got bitten by a crocodile" or "my hand got completely bitten by a crocodile"! - I'm sorry.
- Usually, when you read a script, you don't have to imitate me every time! Those imitations are always gross! - No, it's actually gross! - Hey, don't mess with me!
- Mr. Tanaka! - No, no, no! - Mr. Tanaka! - No, no, no! - You can't do it anymore! I can't stand it anymore!
- I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to report this to the compliance committee! - What?
- I remember the lines so well! You were so good at it! - I was scared! - Oh, really? - Yeah, because I didn't do much of this part.
- I was wondering if you were doing it first, and then I saw the script and memorized it with all my might! - Oh, no!
- My head is starting to pop out! I'm drooling! My nose is running! Stop it! - Hey, cut it out!
- That's a good way of putting it. How was it? See for yourself.
- The moment I fell down, I got scared of that bunny and went blank.
- I thought, "Oh, no!" and just started saying "My nose is running!" for no reason.
- You didn't know that, did you? - No, I didn't.
- You didn't know it was a joke. - No.
- But even if you missed the mic, you handled it calmly.
- I thought you were doing a good job.
- You mess with people's habits all the time!
- You're the one who's left behind in this era!
- From her director's perspective,
- Tanaka looks like a gross person.
- That's what's important. - I see.
- What do you think of her impersonation?
- Like this? - Yeah.
- But you got the vibe. - Yeah, I like it.
- You got the vibe, but you're still a little cute.
- Yeah. - I thought you couldn't reproduce it.
- But it's fine. - I was surprised.
- You can't copy and paste. - No, no, no.
- I thought an idol would do it with one hand. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you did it with both hands, so I was surprised.
- I'm very satisfied with it. - Really? I'm glad.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Tanaka!
- The commercial is over, and the Tanaka-touch game is on fire!
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- Stop it!
- "Bringing in the dressing room game"! - Yeah!
- It's a game where entertainers bring in their dressing room, and we play it together!
- What did Vanguards bring in this time? - It's...
- "Tanaka-touch game"! - What?!
- What does it mean?
- It's a "sendamitsu" game! - "Sendamitsu" game!
- I don't know "sendamitsu"! - What?!
- You don't know "naha-naha"?! - What is "naha - naha"?!
- Okay, I'll teach you! - Okay.
- I'll go first, right? - Yes.
- I'll say "Tanaka", right? - Yes.
- Then, whoever is touched by me will say "taxi" with their fingers.
- I'll touch you with my little finger. - Okay.
- Okay, "taxi"! - Yes.
- If you say "taxi", that person won't do anything. - Yes.
- If you say "taxi", that person won't do anything! - Won't do anything!
- Yes, both sides. - Oh!
- And the next one is "Tanaka". - "Tanaka"!
- "Taxi"! - Won't do anything!
- Yes, yes! Both sides! - If you get it right or wrong, you're out, right?
By the way, if you're out three times in a row, Masumoto Kouan will play a penalty game!
- Like this... - Scary!
- She's quite a stubborn character in the group. - That's right.
- Stop pulling out your teeth or something! - I don't want to!
- I'll just pull out my nails. - Pull out your nails!?
- Stop it! - I'm not pulling out my nails.
- So, is it okay now? - Yes!
- Then, it starts with me! Tanaka Taxi Game! - Yeah!
- Tanaka! - Taxi! - Yamane!
- What!? - You moved already!
- What was that!? - What was that!? Let me hear your excuse!
- That was just... Oh, I'm fired up! - You can't be fired up!
- That was a penalty of one. - What!?
- You can't move anymore. - I got it!
- Then, I'll start with the wrong person. - Okay!
- Here I go! - Go!
- Tanaka! - Oh, I got it wrong!
- What are you doing!? - Wait!
- You have a good physique! You have a good physique, so you're doing it like this! - Yes!
- Tanaka Taxi Game starts with a woman! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Tanaka! - Taxi! - Yamane!
- Oh, you moved a little! - You moved a lot!
- You moved a lot!
- You moved quite a bit! - Oh, it's hard!
- Tanaka Taxi Game starts with a man! - Yeah!
- Tanaka! - Taxi! - Yamane!
- Oh, I'm fired up! - Oh, I'm fired up!
- You're pretty bad at this game! - No, no!
- Wow! Yamane is in the way! - Yamane is in the way!
- Oh, I'm fired up! - Oh, I'm fired up!
- Who is it? - Ohmuma is in the way.
- Ohmuma, you're up next!
- Oh, this is tough! - You're up next, Ohmuma.
- What? "Tanaka taxi game," by Ohmuma! - Yeah!
- Tanaka! - Oh, you!
- You're too mature! - I'm sorry!
- Can we take turns?
- They'll usually get mad at you for this. - Tanaka!
I don't know if you've been taught not to point at anyone, but it's a game, so it's okay.
I'll count it off now.
Yes, thank you.
After that, Tanaka and Inoue failed one at a time.
Tanaka and Inoue's "Tanaka Taxi Game" begins!
Yeah!
Tanaka! Taxi!
Yamaane!
Tanaka!
Taxi!
Yamaane!
You're fast.
Yamaane!
You hid it in your armpit,
but you can't show it like this.
Yamaane!
Okay, you're out.
I committed suicide.
What is the punishment game that Masumoto came up with?
You spin around three times and get a laugh.
What?
What do you mean?
You spin around three times and get a laugh.
What is that?
If you don't get a laugh, it's not a punishment game?
Yes, you have to do it as many times as you can.
You have to do it as many times as you can.
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
You spin around too much.
It's three times.
What? Wasn't it three times?
How about you, Masumoto-san?
Um... one more time?
No, you have to do it.
Until Masumoto-san is satisfied, you have to do it.
I feel sorry for you, so can you show it to your senior comedian?
What? Why?
Why did you work so hard?
I wanted to see the real thing.
It's not real in this world of comedians.
I've never done it.
Mr. Tanaka, please turn around three times and laugh in a circle.
Three. Two. One.
Hey!
What is this?
I don't know how to do it!
It's spinning four times.
It's difficult to spin it three times.
I don't know how to do it.
Next week, Masumoto Hira meets Kanaya.
You can't do it in class.
She tries to do a skit with difficult facial expressions.
It's so annoying when I turn around.
The skit is amazing, too!