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This is a program to train super idols, Nogizaka 46, to catch up with them.
Thank you for your cooperation.
So, the fifth single, Love is Speed, has been released for about a month now.
Now, what kind of song is it? Yagi.
Yes, Love is Speed is an up-tempo catchy melody that is an impressive youth love song.
Please pay attention to the lyrics of girls who are swayed by the sudden appearance of a guy who may like you.
It's a long time!
You just had a typing class the other day, didn't you?
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's not hey, hey!
Please explain it again briefly and briefly!
Yes, what song is it?
It's a love song for youth.
It's short!
Short?
It's not going in.
Anyway, now is the era where speed is required.
It's changing at a tremendous speed in the entertainment world.
When a new popular person appears, they disappear immediately.
Even if you save 8.6 seconds, it's like that.
It sold so fast.
I started saying hello while lying down in the dressing room.
Then it disappeared.
Because you're too busy.
Because you're too busy, it happens.
But now, in the kitchen car, Hamaene won in the kitchen car.
The singles in Canada were real estate investments.
The highest monthly income was 120 billion yen.
120 billion yen?
It was a trend in the entertainment industry.
That's how much it made.
It was like a vegeta.
No one could win at first.
Even the strongest couldn't fight back.
He's missing out on food, rice, and trunks.
He's becoming a comical character now.
It's like a bargain sale of super saiyans.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a famous line.
It's becoming a comical character.
Everyone looks so bored.
Don't you think so?
Let's go.
If the artist who released it at double speed is late, the fans who follow will also be confused!
Certainly.
So, this is today's lesson!
We will think about doubling speed even if it's not love!
Yeah!
In order to train the members who are always speeding up in love,
they will challenge various speeding competitions this time!
The first challenge is this!
Speeding video competition!
This is a video of editing benefits that I and my members used double speed to reproduce.
For those of you who didn't like that video, you will get a double Niga-cha as a penalty game.
Niga-cha's double.
Double Niga-cha.
Double tea.
Double tea is delicious.
It's double tea.
First of all, Hayasaki.
Yes.
What did you bring?
I made my childhood play speedy.
I made it into a movie where I can be a star.
A movie where you can be a star.
Please show us your acting.
Wow, that's fast.
Firing Finger Fidget.
What's that?
Scary.
What's that?
Scary.
What is it?
It's a cutter.
I'm scared!
It's cheap.
[PH] It's fast.
[PH] Scary.
[PH] Cute.
I see.
I know what it is.
I don't know.
I see.
It uses double speed well.
I like it.
Who will go next?
I got it.
What did you get?
I like sports nerves.
I tried to break someone's record.
Break someone's record?
Quick muscle?
The fastest quick muscle with the membrane opened.
Iwamoto with the best physique has entered the competition.
He has surpassed Naoki Iketani's record.
Iketani's highest record is 231 times in 3 minutes.
Beyond this high wall, blue sky should be spreading out.
Now, start!
Wow, what speed!
Iwamoto is steadily increasing in number at Iketani's home court.
[PH] Wow!
So fast!
Wow!
It's only been 15 seconds!
Wow!
But it's already tiring.
They take a break at 30 seconds.
Wow!
So fast!
But Iketani's record is just over as a restarter!
Legend Iketani wins in an instant!
[PH] Wow!
Wow, this is amazing.
This is amazing.
Oh, I turned it on.
Now it's a battle against himself.
Where is he going?
Is he taking a break?
Is it okay?
It's a waste of time.
He's got time.
He's got a drink and is taking his time.
It's not even one minute yet.
Two minutes left.
That's right, it's not even one minute yet.
Go for it!
Will Iwamoto be able to break his record in one go?
Go for it!
You're amazing!
Go for it!
How many times?
One thousand and two times.
Wow!
[PH] This is amazing!
But you really did it, right?
I really did it.
That's amazing.
It was really bad.
But in four minutes, I did it 298 times.
That's amazing!
My shoulders were already full.
It was like a feast.
My shoulders were like that.
That's not true.
That's the worst!
Who's next?
We brought it.
It's a mochi racket.
Where do you play it?
In the parking lot.
What do you mean in the parking lot?
In the parking lot.
This is stupid.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, no.
This is terrible.
What is it?
But it looks delicious.
I can't watch this.
Completed!
I see.
How was it?
It's terrible.
It's better to do it by yourself.
It's terrible.
When I was sitting, I was doing it with my waist bent.
You were doing it seriously.
Yes, for about ten minutes.
But you were doing it in a bad direction.
I didn't know this kind of pattern existed.
Who's next?
We got these.
What did you get?
We reproduced the famous scenes of manga that Chocopura loves.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please show us.
Please watch.
Wait.
You didn't know?
What? What? There's such a thing?
[PH] I got it!
Double speed dance!
Oh, it's a wind wind dance!
[PH] Thank you very much!
I want to see more.
It's over.
I wanted to see one more minute.
You saw it.
I saw it for one minute and it was even worse.
Even so, for eight minutes, I did squats.
I did squats for eight minutes.
I was half-naked.
We were talking about dreams we had at night.
It was that hard.
What is that?
It is a judgment.
It is a punishment game for the worst person.
Which one?
Is it this one?
It was a bit of a mess.
I don't know if there was an order or not, but it was a bit messy.
That's right.
So, the worst one was...
Yamaguchi Island's double speed mochi.
I'll go with double speed.
Please drink it.
Go ahead!
This is not good.
This is not a situation.
I feel like mud in my mouth.
Mud?!
Mud?! Bitter? Twice bitter?
Oh no!
Next winner is...
Speed up Ren-chan!
Ren-chan!
This is a project that was proposed by Fuji TV's second most popular show, Oniren-chan.
Originally, if it's out of tune even for one note, it's a failure.
But this time, we'll play the karaoke sound source at double speed and if you can sing it without getting bitten even once, you win.
I'd like to participate in such a second most popular show.
Really, Chidori-san and Kamaita-san, thank you very much.
Thank you.
From now on, you'll be divided into three teams and you'll sing karaoke from the first verse to the third verse one by one.
If you get caught in the middle or can't catch up quickly,
Ms. Osara will press this button and fail.
That team will be eliminated at that point.
As you can see, here is the team's choreography and each song.
In the sneak preview adjustment,
level up the songs that members sing in karaoke in order of difficulty.
If you clear level 5, you can eat Rikka Ramen, which is a ramen that you can enjoy twice as much.
Is it Rikka Ramen?
It's Rikka Ramen.
Rikka Ramen?
It's Rikka Ramen.
Rikka Ramen?
It's Rikka Ramen.
Do you know it?
Let's start with Team A, Level 1.
Who will sing?
If we fail, we can't sing, right?
What do we do?
But... someone said it, right?
Someone said it, right?
Who said it?
Okay...
What did you say?
Did you try to make someone sing?
What?
Let's start with Team A, Level 1.
Wow, it's fun.
Wow, you're fast!
It's starting!
So fast!
Let's go!
Good job!
What is this picnic-like song?
What is this?
I hope your love lasts for a hundred years.
It's like a picnic.
But it's totally different.
It's totally different.
OK.
So...
Ramen Rikka's Gaidama present!
What is it?
Ramen! Ramen is the best!
Ramen is the best!
I miss you.
OK!
One more chance!
Team C's level one, Don't Give Up On Your Dreams.
Oh, isn't that the song?
Yes, that's the song.
Yes, it is.
They're still level one, so...
Well, let's not talk about it for now.
Level one, Don't Give Up On Your Dreams.
Following the dry sky, I climb up a hill.
My back becomes smaller.
Okay.
Without being able to find your gentle words...
Be careful!
You kept waving your cold hands...
Ah, that's nice.
Someday, we'll all set off
Walking our own paths
This journey...
Don't give up on your dream
I like your passionate eyes
I won't lose!
I hope you don't regret it and shine like you do.
OK!
I was nervous!
I was more nervous than I was at the audition.
No, you were good.
Next, Sigurney.
Tomorrow by Ogami and Umaiya.
I know it. Can I say it?
Of course.
I'll do my best.
Let's go.
The first level is Tomorrow.
I'm nervous.
I want to see you suddenly, what happened at night?
Even if you panic and make a joke, your smile is safe.
The moon is in my chest.
If you throw away the memories and pride you have in your heart,
you will have good things again.
You can be stronger with only tears.
Don't be afraid of everything you see like flowers blooming on asphalt.
Tomorrow will come for you.
I totally agree with you.
It's coming.
[PH] I got it.
[PH] Next is a new one.
Next week, a race between two speeding cars.
From one speed to another, will it be a full course race?
[PH] Mori Ren Chan!
This is... by speed.
A city with a carribean called Hyokutai.
The love in Edogawa Prefecture is on sale.
In short, love is challenging speed.
What is the speed mission this time?
Wiping off the tissue with double speed.
You are good at it, aren't you?
I'm getting it done by a professional.
This tissue wiping is a competition between lovers of love.
The other members will pull out two times as many tissues and pull out tissues at double speed.
If you win, you will upload a CD advertisement on your SNS.
Twice?
Looking for a super advantageous planner for a talented and brave celebrity.
I'm thinking about which one of you will pull out the tissues and which one of you will pull out the microphone.
I see.
Is it okay?
Thank you very much.
The challenger is a beginner fishing with 300 followers.
How do you feel?
I'm training now, so I think I can win.
You're quite ambitious.
I might be a bit aggressive.
I'll do my best.
Please train me.
Will she be a strong competitor for 300 followers?
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
One, one, one, one, one was taken.
Well, then, I'll announce the results.
Yes, I'll go.
Ms. Eguchi had 28 cards.
I see.
That means, if you had 56 cards, you would have succeeded.
And the number of Myses of Hayara Meijin is...
29!
One more!
Did you make it, master?
I lost, so I can't advertise.
I can't do it on Saturday and Sunday.
Thank you very much.
After school, the members talk about their personal life.
This time...
Shiogama-san, the leader of the cheerful and bright club.
I made a lot of mistakes before joining this club.
When I was in high school, I wanted to be a police officer.
But it didn't go well.
From there, I started to become a parent because I like children.
Anyway, from the day I was in the orphanage to the time I was in the early childhood education system, I had a pretty fervent feeling.
The past that had a fervent feeling for herself contrary to the healthy little girl now.
What made me shake up such a little girl is...
Music has always been my strength, and I thought it would be nice if I could give someone energy and courage with music.
I took the audition at that time.
The audition was a great success.
And she was entrusted with the role of a leader.
When it was my second year and I had to improve my group more and more,
I was careful of everyone and pointed out bad points of others.
I only noticed the members' bad points.
I thought I was becoming a person who is increasingly difficult to see.
At that time, one word that supported Shiogama-san.
While laughing and pulling me, Ami said she liked Shiogama-nana.
I love Nana-chan so much that I realized I'm not the Nana-chan I used to like.
Nana-chan is always so cheerful and I always get a lot of help from her.
But when we're together, I feel like there's a lot of dark things going on lately.
I realized again at that time that I couldn't do it.
If there's someone who says that to me, I think I can tell you my troubles, too.
That's when I started saying it a lot.
The power-up song is currently on tour all over the country.
In the first year, we were all working hard as a group.
Since I entered my second year of high school, I have been working more and more and I am more and more anxious about my facial expressions and dancing.
I think we have to work hard now so that we can meet expectations and research ourselves.
It's like a toy.
What's up with you?
Shall we decide the next one?
Yes.
Let's do it.
One, two, ta-da!
Golden ball betting game.
Golden ball betting game is a bet of golden balls and big plates with people in the house for 30 seconds.
The other members bet a lot of balls on big plates.
If you win, you can post a commercial on your opponent's SNS.
How about a golden ball?
We play Kendama a lot.
We played it as a team.
When we debuted, we played 23 Kendama matches in a row.
Everyone has a Kendama in front of them.
Yes, we have one in front of us.
This match is also a game that will benefit me.
But, who will play against them?
I know the group.
You do?
They are called Fast Seeker.
I'm so happy. Thank you.
I'd like you to play a game with us.
You have 30 seconds to see who can put a kendama on a round table.
I'll do it. Thank you.
The one who will challenge is Ms. Ishikawa with 37 followers of X.
Let's do it.
Who?
I'm not good at it.
So, please do it with someone else.
I'll do my best.
These three have only won once so far.
Will this battle succeed in promoting them to 37 people?
I haven't done it since elementary school.
How confident are you, Karen?
I'll do my best.
I've been doing this for a few years.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, start!
I'm going to do it.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really hard.
Please announce it.
First, Ishikawa's number of times is four!
Oh!
That means, if Karen can do it eight or more times,
Success! I'm curious, though.
I'll announce it.
Karen...
is 15th!
Yay!
Thank you!
We finally won!
She won by three times of her sword ball speed.
She posted a photo of her winning on social media.
Thank you.
I'll take a picture of you.
Thank you.
Cheese.
Thank you.
Please take care of me.
Please do your best.
Thank you.