AISubs v3.5
Super Idol
This is a program to catch up with super idols, Nogizaka 46.
So...
We finished recording the first episode.
We said it a lot last time we appeared.
Yes, we asked you to say it cheerfully.
I think you've learned a lot.
Of course.
There's a weird movement at the end of "Odoodate".
If you look at it as a whole, there's something at the end.
There are various patterns.
I don't know many patterns.
Think about it.
Let's go.
Please come in.
One, two...
Tea.
Tea, tea, tea.
There's tea.
What's up? No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Not AB.
Delho, Delho.
Not the director.
Delho, Delho.
So, how was it?
I can't believe you can do such a thing!
Iwamoto!
Yes.
How amazing!
It's a joke to go to the position of director.
Nobody has done this before.
I haven't seen it even in the entertainment world.
Great!
So, once again,
this show is an idol-training show in a tired style.
In order not to be swallowed up by the rough waves of the entertainment world,
we will carry out a radical program to train our mentality.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you okay, Kinoshita?
Yes, of course!
Right?
Of course! Of course!
Of course I'm okay!
You're scary!
You're a scary guy!
How about you, Yaegashi?
In terms of atmosphere...
Well...
It's easy.
That's good.
Easy?
Why are you suddenly talking like a rapper?
Easy...
Yaegashi is a rapper who says it's easy in her youngest years.
Will she be able to make an impact in her second class?
Let's get started.
When an idol appears in a variety show,
what is the most necessary element for an idol?
It's choosing words suitable for an idol!
I see!
Yes!
For example, when an idol wants to go to the bathroom,
what do you say?
Like...
Yes.
Like...
Yes.
Like, idol-like...
You don't use dirty words too much.
Yes.
It's as it's written in the script.
That's enough.
Do you want me to change the pattern?
It's as it's written in the script.
This is enough.
You should work harder.
In this world, it is important for an idol to be able to say inappropriate words in an idol-like manner.
So, today's lesson is this!
Thinking about Idol Transformation!
Yes!
There are words that make you want to say while recording a variety of programs.
How can you say them in an idol manner?
For example, "Kusoga!"
You can't say that in an idol manner.
By the way, how do you say "kusoga?"
What?
Kusoga?
Yes.
"Kusoga" is...
Seriously...
Really...
Tsubomi!
Tsubomi-kyu!
Is "tsubomi-kyu" okay?
Tsubomi-kyu
I don't have a script!
That's what I'm saying!
That doesn't mean you can do it well.
This time, in order to be active in a variety of programs,
we will decide on words that can be used even in an idol manner,
in other words, on philosophical conspiracy,
based on the questionnaire we received in advance!
Well, let's take a look at it right away!
The first word that idols change is...
"Onara" (fart)
This is a little...
It is possible for an idol to come out of tension.
When you come out...
"Ah, what?" When you say "Ah, what?"
Ah, nothing, nothing.
If you are a nasty emcee, you may want to tweak it.
What is it? What is it?
If you get caught by Sanma or something...
Ah, that's right.
Ah, what?
Well, let's take a look!
The first word that idols change is...
"Hayasaki!" (fart)
Well, this is Hayasaki's answer!
Beautiful CO2.
I think this is CO2.
Beautiful CO2.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you mean by this?
Beautiful second, third carbon dioxide.
Do you think it's second, third carbon dioxide?
Speaking Japanese
How do you say it like this?
Huh? What was that? I heard a sound.
"Beautiful CO2" came out.
Don't say it like that!
If you say it like that, it's like you're saying you're almost born.
You can't say "it came out" like that.
Yes, beautiful CO2
Huh? What was that?
Yes, beautiful CO2
If you say it like that, it's like you're saying you're almost born.
I was surprised. I heard a sound.
I thought you said it.
I thought it came out.
I was surprised.
Let's continue.
The next one is Kanazawa's answer.
Butt sigh
This is cute.
Let's try it.
Huh? What was that?
I heard a sound.
"Butt sigh" came out.
It's cute.
Butt sigh
By adding "butt" it doesn't feel like you're running away.
It's literary.
It's good.
Next, Shogama.
Shogama, let's go.
Shogama's answer is...
Rappa
"Rappa" means "fart", right?
That's what it means.
"Rappa" means "fart", right?
"Rappa" came out.
I see.
Let's try it.
Wait a minute.
Shiogama, you can't raise your butt.
I can't raise my butt?
You can't do that.
You can't raise your butt.
If you do that, people will think you're saving money.
Don't raise your right butt.
I can just sit down?
You can just sit down.
Shiogama, I heard a sound. What is it?
A trumpet was played.
It's like "ussu".
It's not like "kawaii".
No, it's not like that.
It's like "otokomae".
If you say like that, I can't say anything.
You can't say anything.
I see.
Next is the last one.
The last change is...
Imai!
Yes.
Here is Imai's change.
Surprise concert of butts.
It's long.
Let me try it.
Can you hear me?
What is it, Imai?
Surprise concert of butts.
It's cute.
It's good.
It's like an idol.
The word and how you say it may be important.
That's right.
Which one is the weakest?
Well...
But...
"Butt sigh"?
Oh, this one.
It's like...
It has a perfect line.
I think it's the best.
It's good.
If you say "butt sigh" during the show or during the concert,
please say "butt sigh".
Yes.
I think you farted.
You said it.
Thank you for everything.
Please come again.
Thank you very much.
Good afternoon.
Kuroti, Bokuao, Iwamoto, Nigi-nigi, Migi-kiki, Oakare, Haraheri, Kyukei...
Sendon...Kuruma shrimp...looks delicious...
It's not finished yet!
How old are you now, Nishimori?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old?!
That's crazy!
The next word that idols change is...
"Forbidden"!
I don't like it!
I don't want to do it!
But...
There was a scandal last time.
If there is a scandal, we may have to do this.
Sadly, we can't say there is no possibility.
It's forbidden now!
It's a bit heavy.
We change it like idols.
Let's see.
The first one is...
Shogama!
Let's go, Shogama!
The forbidden change is...
"Home time"!
That's good!
That's right!
It fits with the era.
"Home time" is "home time" for sure.
For example, if Sunaga is forbidden...
Shogama...
Sunaga is not here. What happened?
I'm spending "home time" now.
She is mild now.
Next is Mochinaga.
The beginning of winter
Why did you choose this word?
It's chilly.
It's a tough season.
I'm excited.
Hayasaki did it.
What's up with you?
The beginning of winter
I'm scared.
We'll wait for spring.
Next is Nishimori.
Guam trip
You said "Guam trip"!
You didn't reflect on yourself!
You shouldn't say that after the press conference.
Don't say that!
You shouldn't say that after the press conference.
The beginning of winter
You did it because you wanted to go to Guam, didn't you?
It's not good.
Have you ever been abroad?
No.
Where do you want to go?
I don't know where Guam is.
Where is Guam?
Europe.
What?
Where is it?
Europe?
Is there a country in Europe?
I don't know.
How old are you, Nishimori?
I'm 20 years old.
20?!
Wow!
Does anyone know?
Guam?
America?
Correct!
I'm scared that I didn't know.
You look like you can study.
What is your favorite?
Forbidden.
But I like "home time".
That's my favorite.
It's easy to understand.
Guam is also
a good place to go.
I like the word.
What?
The word "Guam trip" is cool, isn't it?
This is stupid.
Please be careful.
I searched it well.
The next word is
not suitable for idols.
Here it is!
Well...
I don't want to say it.
But I want it to be cute.
First of all...
Kanata!
Here is Kanata's pimple.
It's a bonus of youth.
This is cute.
What is that on your forehead?
This is a bonus of youth.
This is good.
I'm full of bonuses.
I collected a lot of bonuses.
There are a lot of benefits of youth.
There is nothing.
This is good.
Next, goat.
This is a bonus of stress and life.
This is a reason of it.
This is not converted.
What is converted?
I searched it and found it.
You wrote it down.
I chewed it a little.
You chewed it a little.
You looked at it a lot.
I will tell you.
Let's continue.
Under the tree.
This is a conversion of under the tree.
Dekopon.
What is Dekopon?
The pronunciation is like this.
It's like this.
No one knows.
Only my parents know.
Ask your parents.
My teacher said it like this.
What is it like?
Dekopon.
Don't make fun of me.
Dekopon is a forehead, isn't it?
I'm thinking about something else.
What is that on your cheek?
Hohopon.
If you think about it, it's "headpon".
"Headpon"? Like a headphone?
Headpon?
Can you think of anything like that?
I don't like it when idols can't think of anything.
I don't like it when old men can't think of anything like that.
Hasegawa often says that here.
I'm a dirty guy.
That's all for today.
Which one did you like better, the pimple edition or the cheekbone edition?
If I had to say it...
I think "youth bonus" was better.
"Youth bonus" was the cutest.
"Youth bonus" was cute.
The rest of it was a little problematic.
A little?
It was like an elimination law.
From now on, we will train you on how to apply, change into an idol, and improvise!
From now on, you will learn not only the words you have prepared, but also the skills you can use to change into an idol.
These five people will be trying it out!
So, from now on, the five of you, including Matsuo, will say inappropriate words to an idol.
And you will change into an idol like each and every one of you.
I will decide whether it's correct or incorrect.
Let's go! Are you confident, everyone?!
Hey!
I don't like this, this...
Even if it's a lie, you have to say "yes" here!
If you say "yes", even if you fail, "hey, what was that just now? Are you confident?" will happen!
So you can say "yes" already!
We have to do it quickly!
Are you confident, everyone?!
We are!
Then, let's go!
Instant Idol Transformation Game! One, two...
"Pan" "Pan"
Onara
"Oshiri no tameiki" (butt sigh)
Rapper
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
You suddenly stopped playing games!
I was surprised! I was like...
Ah, I said 'rapper'!
Ah! I said 'no'!
It's wrong! It's wrong!
It's wrong!
- Like this! - Like this!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - Wait!
Sorry! I was scared, just now!
I said 'rapper'!
My throat...
My throat is about to explode!
- My throat is about to explode! - This is not okay!
Okay, let's go. Instant Idol Change Game. Ready, go!
- Acne. - Youth loss.
- Prison. - Special training share house.
- Pee. - Poo.
- Beautiful CO2. - Gap.
- Harmony. - Harmony.
Okay, right?
- Nosebleed. - Flower surprise gift.
- Good, right? - Good.
- Tachyson. - Short.
I like your ears, but your hands...
Your hands are no good.
Your hands are stuck.
Come on.
Idols don't use their favorite hands.
They don't use their favorite hands.
Your words were good.
Your words were good, but your hands are stuck.
Please be careful about that, too.
First of all, who do you think was the best today? MVP.
- MVP... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Maybe "butt sigh"? - Yes, I see.
- Or something like that... - Yes, yes, yes.
But...
- It's an elimination method. - Elimination method...
Well, it doesn't matter who was the best.
But if you think you need to reflect on yourself,
- you can participate in the reflection session. - Yes.
Now, who will be eliminated?
- Idiot Nishimori. - Yes.
This is a bit of a Guam problem.
- It's a little... - It's a little dangerous.
- If you were in your teens... - Yes.
If you were 15 or 16, you'd be cute.
- If you were 20... - Don't say it.
- Guam... - If I say it, it's you, right?
If I say it like this...
What are you angry about?
I don't think everyone knows.
If you say you don't know, that's not right.
Then, if you all eat poop, will you eat it?
- Is that a good example? - Is that a good example?
- It'll all work out. - Yes.
- Well, Nishimori has survived. - Yes.
- It's a little cruel that we don't know where Guam is. - Why do you look like you're going back and forth?
- We need to know where Guam is. - We might have a chance to go there for work, if it's around Guam. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is Chile weak? - I don't even know where Japan is.
- What? - This looks bad.
- This might be bad if we don't do a lot of things.
- I don't think Nishimori is the only one like this. - That's right.
- There are a lot of suspicious members. - I think I'm the smartest of the members.
- You're seriously done. - Really?
- They say I'm smart. - Really?