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This is the last stupid night of the year, Mr. Nakashima. Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The most stupid MVP content will be stored in this Claco-chan. Mr. Nakashima, please take care of it.
So, this time, as a trial, the three members of the cast...
I guess it's good to hit spots for various people.
The number of deadshows for each person will increase, so I wonder what kind of struggle they will show us.
Really, I'm a weirdo.
Yes, first of all, it's not a bitter laugh, it's a big laugh, Mr. Natsuki Watanabe.
It's a kick, isn't it?
Yes, he will do his best.
Yes.
Jitte.
Now, and I want to increase the number of deadshows.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, Mr. Aiga Suzuki.
Recently, I feel like I'm finding my character position.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You are making fun of me.
It's very tough.
It's really tough.
Now is the last one, but it is no longer Krakon's queen, it is not the power word "the love salt sun", but Mr. Yoshida Sara.
Sugar hop hop hop hop hop hop hop
That's right.
Come, salt sun.
I'm Sarah Yoshida.
I'll say 47 prefectures in order from top to bottom in 30 seconds.
Here I go.
Hokkaido, Aomori...
I'll do it again! I'll do it again!
Hokkaido, Aomori...
I'm Natsuki Hatanabe.
I'll use a part of my body to make an elephant.
Pao~n.
Oh, but it's like...
The middle finger is just...
In front of you...
Pao~n!
Oh, you put it in for me.
Pao~n.
Pao~n!
Wait, it really looks like it!
Pao~n!
It's coming out! Oh, I'm scared!
I'm Suzuki Ayaka.
I'll do an impersonation of a tomato I've been into lately.
Oh, do your best! Do your best!
Little tomato.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
And...
Medium-sized tomato.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Big tomato.
Yeah.
Wow!
Big!
Wow!
It's big, isn't it?
No, no, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay!
More "p"!
That's right.
You don't have to edit it!
Pao~n!
No, no, no, this...
Oh!
Oh?
What's going on?
Pao~n!
Amazing!
What is this?!
Amazing!
No way...
I'm Nishida Sara.
47 Todohu Prefecture.
From above, I'll say 100,000 words in 30 seconds.
Alright!
Hokkaido, Aomori, Iwate, Miyagi, Akita, Yamagata, Fukushima, Ibaraki, Tochigi, Gunma, Saitama, Chiba, Tokyo, Kanagawa, Niigata, Toyama, Ishikawa, Fukui, Yamanashi, Nagano, Gifu, Shizuoka, Aichi, Mie, Shiga, Kyoto, Osaka, Hyogo, Nara, Wakayama, Tottori, Shimane, Okayama, Hiroshima,
Yamaguchi, Tokushima, Kagawa, Ehime, Kochi, Fukuoka, Saga, Nagasaki, Kumamoto, Oita, Miyazaki, Kagoshima, Okinawa...
Pao~n!
Amazing...
Hokuro~n!
When I think of Hokuro as an eye, I can only see it!
It's good, isn't it?
You came back once and you didn't come back, right?
It's good like that, right?
It's good, isn't it?
And...
You know...
After that, you call that industry, right?
It was useless anyway, right?
The coolness of coming back!
I decided it a little...
No way!
Yes...
It's cool, isn't it?
You made me think it was impossible, and you decided it well...
But...
Only Suzuki Tomato is no good!
Suzuki Tomato...
I've always...
liked your hair.
So...
can you give me one?
What kind of...
Actually...
That's nice.
When I go back to my parents' house...
with my mother...
we sleep in the same bed.
That's nice.
That's good.
I've been to another world, too.
Me, too.
You shouldn't go.
You'll close your eyes.
You should never say it again.
You should never use that character setting.
You shouldn't.
But it's a good angle for fans.
Right?
It's very cute.
I think it's a good angle.
Shall we continue?
KURAKON has been on the show for three years.
It's about time we seriously thought about the goods for the show.
So...
Mozart...
Ta-da!
The kneaded eraser the members made.
Oh, an eraser!
They sell erasers made of erasers.
Don't you want it, fans?
Kneading cloth.
What? Kneading cloth? Do you mean eraser?
How big is it?
It's small.
How much is it?
5,000 yen.
It's expensive.
But the members are doing it one by one.
It's handmade.
Yes.
Ta-dah!
Portable earplugs gacha!
What is it?
It's a squeeze keychain gacha where you can touch the earplugs made of silicone.
I don't know which member's earplugs will come out.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
Do you like earplugs?
Yes, I love earplugs.
Did you touch your mother's earplugs?
Yes.
I couldn't sleep when I was little without earplugs.
Do you want to touch your earplugs again today?
Yes.
What?
I want to touch them.
Excuse me.
I knew it!
The staff is...
I like this time.
It's amazing.
It's soft.
But it looks like my mother's earplugs.
I don't know.
I found it.
I don't know.
Does it look like your mother's earplugs?
It's close.
It has a needle.
How do you feel?
I don't care!
I'll do my best.
What is this?
You're thinking about goods, aren't you?!
What kind of time is this?!
It's a good idea.
Isn't it good?!
It's an earplug-shaped one.
It looks like you can get it right away.
It's a price setting of 330 yen.
It's strangely realistic.
It's strangely realistic, isn't it?!
You said it was a gacha, but it's 330 yen.
Do you want six of them?!
Don't say such detailed things!
It's fine, isn't it?!
Don't give me 330 yen and do gacha!
Next up, we had you shout out your feelings out loud.
I think you can do it. You're doing your best.
I think you can do it!
My shoulders are killing me!
You look good!
I want to go home!
Oh my, you said something like that.
I want to go home!
I like everyone's smiles.
Your way of saying it is like that!
That's why the font looks like this!
My shoulders are killing me!
You look good.
Thank you.
I want this postcard.
You look good.
Oh, I see.
Okay, say hello.
Say hello.
What was that? What was that partation for?
Why are you knocking?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
She's laughing. She's happy.
But you're amazing.
She's cute.
That's what you're saying?
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, that's good.
I really want to try it once.
Oh, I see.
That's why you're angry like that.
Like a prank.
I wonder what would happen if it was really real.
I'd like to see it.
I'd like to see it with Suzuki-san.
It's summer.
I want to change my character.
Everyone's in trouble.
Why don't you have any friends?
It's definitely not about sleeping.
It's not an essay for March.
But I feel like I'm going to cry.
What is it like to live like this?
I feel like I'm going to cry for no reason.
Do you know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
I wonder what it is.
Do you want friends?
Ready, set, go!
Hey, that's too high, Suzuki!
Oh, but you rolled it up properly.
Oh, you did your best!
Ready, set, go!
It's pretty good.
It's cold.
What's this?
Oh, it's cold!
Which one should I look at? I want you to make it a double screen! I want to see your face, too!
Here you go.
This is Yoshida.
This is Sarah Yoshida.
This is her strong point.
It's very deep.
I don't want to spit it out.
I can't.
Do your best.
I can't.
Spit it out.
I can't.
It's cold.
I can't.
No, you can do it.
I can't do it.
What will happen if I spit it out?
She said it.
It's very deep.
She said it.
Go up.
It doesn't get muddy, Moto-P!
What's going to happen?
An elephant comes out of nowhere.
Oh, that's nice.
It looks fun.
Nice, isn't it?
An elephant...
Why is an elephant coming out of nowhere?
It's a wet elephant, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You have a unique sense of humor.
She finally said it.
What's going to happen?
She finally said it.
She's always said it.
We should celebrate it.
She said it.
It's a championship.
It's a championship of how fast you can run.
She challenged herself in the championship.
It's her first time in a championship.
What?
It's crazy.
Hmm, I wonder...
Is he waiting for something?
Is he tired?
Hmm, he does look tired.
It's a good film, but...
I'd like to wait for the title.
Oh, he looks happy.
I wonder...
You look so relieved!
Wait a minute!
I said, wait!
Wow!
You look so relaxed!
Wow!
I can't believe it!
Hey, stop it!
I can't believe it...
Wow!
It's a face-to-face confrontation!
Wow!
Let's do it head-to-head!
Wow!
So, we've seen it up to this point today.
In this series of episodes, we've seen how you feel about Krakon and how you feel about Nakashima.
Today is March, and it's the last day of the year.
So, we asked them what reaction they had when Nakashima lied about being the host of the show.
Please watch and see what kind of reaction they had.
Asuma-san.
Yes.
For now, this is your last song for March.
I'm sad.
Oh, you're sad.
Yes.
You're laughing a lot!
You're laughing a lot.
No, no, no.
Because you've been watching over me since the beginning of Krakon.
You've never met him, right?
No, only once.
Only once.
Was it okay?
No.
When you announced it for the first time, I was quite moved.
Why were you moved?
Because you've never met him on TV before.
The moment you came out and saw him on stage, you were like, "Oh, it's Nakashima-san!"
I was very happy.
Oh, I'm happy about that.
Did you feel Nakashima-san's cuteness?
What?
No, I felt Nakashima-san's cuteness.
See! You're here!
You're here!
You seem very happy about it.
Yes.
Lastly, a message for Nakashima-san.
Yes.
Nakashima-san.
It was a short movie, but thank you for watching over us.
We'll continue to do our best.
We'll continue to do our best. Thank you.
Why are you laughing?
By the way, Nakashima-san can't read.
What?
Is that so?
What?
No, it was really good.
I heard that Nakashima-san is full of energy and hard-working.
Is that so?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
By the way, is there anyone you think would be good for Nakashima-san?
No, no, no.
Satake-san?
You're already thinking about it!
But when I think about Kurako's program, it's Nakashima-san.
What do you mean by that?
Satake-san is too kind.
I think there are some parts that I can say, but I can't say.
If there's no one as forgiving as Nakashima-san, I don't think I can be Kurako.
What is this?
Thank you for everything.
Goodbye.
Um, this is a lie.
What?!
It's a lie?!
What?!
Is it a lie? Is it really a lie?
Yes, I won't stop.
What?!
That's awkward.
But I was a little moved!
Yes, yes.
But I was a little moved!
Yes, yes.
But I was a little moved!
When I was a few years older, I was crying.
Barely.
I'm still in my fifties, so I can endure it.
Yes.
I'm still in my fifties, so I can endure it.
It's nice.
It's a nice program.
It's a really nice program.
What is this?
Shall we move on?
Yes.
Nagashima-san is feeling much better now.
We are doing a live broadcast of "kudaranaito" by stu48,
where we challenge ourselves to do silly things in real-time with our viewers.
This time, we made a song for Krakon.
"Uta" means "composition", right?
"Sakushi Sakkyoku Utsumi Rine" and "furitsuke" means "harada-san".
Kura kura kura kura kura…
Utsumi-san's "uta" sure has higher calories per song.
She is amazing.
She hasn't changed.
Yes, you're right.
We'd like you to come back for the second half of the show, Mr. Yasumi and Mr. Harada.
"Kudaranaito" is a show where viewers can enjoy topics and things in real-time with us.
It's broadcast on TSS's YouTube channel, "tss-on- demand".
For more information about the show, please check out our official Twitter account "kura-con".
I think Suzuki-san did his best.
So...
I think it's him!
Yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then...
Yes!
Nakashima-san, who is today's MVP?
Suzuki-san from "Idols Who Don't Look Like They're Talking"!
That's great!
Wow...
What's with that happy expression?
You're really happy, aren't you?
You're really energetic, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
This time, there were a lot of things that were similar to pranks and new attempts,
but we'd like to try new and interesting attempts in the future.
So, Nakashima-san, please say one last word.
Yes!
I'd like to ask you one more thing...
What is it?
You're really not going to fire me, are you?
You're not going to announce me, are you?
If you're telling me a lie...
You might get fired.
Are you okay with that?
Just tell me that part.
Just tell me that part!
Answer me, someone!
Answer me!
Are you okay with that?
I'm not going home.