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Good evening!
Tonight and every other month, it's another boring night.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Takashima.
Thank you for having me!
Once again, we have the most boring MVP contestant, Kurako-chan.
It's Kurako-chan, but it's finally her 30th episode.
It's all thanks to you all.
I've been doing this for almost three years now.
That's right.
What?!
You've done it 30 times!
I've done it 30 times.
That's amazing.
What will happen next? Do you have any plans for your 30th episode?
Nothing, nothing at all!
I'm sorry!
Kurako's brainwashing words are up to you, Ms. Sara Shimizu.
She's talented, but there's a bit of darkness about her.
Ms. Ayaka Suzuki can't stop thinking about bread and burritos.
It's like she's missing out on something.
That's right.
She's doing her best.
It's fun!
She's back in another world.
She's back.
Ms. Ayaka Suzuki.
I can't help but look at you like that.
I'm human.
I can't believe it, but it's like a cyber scene.
Ms. Ayaka Suzuki.
I've done it seven times.
I'm Suzuka Yaka.
I usually have a stiff body, but only when I do a certain dance will my legs become soft.
Here we go.
There it is, Moto P!
You're fast!
Wow!
She's in school!
I like this stand.
I'm Shimizu Sara. I'm learning Laly language.
Wow!
I'm Sayaka Harada.
I'm really good at rock-paper-scissors, and I've never lost to anyone.
I'm going to play rock-paper-scissors with Nakashima- tan in the studio and win for sure!
Wow! How about this?!
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
You can't do that.
I won, didn't I?
What are you going to do?!
Hey!
I'm Yoshida Sara.
I really don't have any more.
Wow! Even though it's your seventh time!
What are you going to do?
Moto P!
I'm going to imitate Kadopi.
Wow!
It's been like that since the P-game, I don't know, I don't know what it's like.
What?
Yes, it's okay.
You were in it at the end.
Mr. Shimizu's lyrics are amazing.
My wife is good at this, too.
I don't know how she does it.
You know...
She sings with a bee flying in her mouth.
There's something like that.
I couldn't do it anymore.
What did Mr. Shimizu say?
Like "thank you"
I was introducing myself.
Oh, that's what you were doing.
I threw it all in there.
I thought it was like Russian.
No, it's amazing.
Then, next.
It's a new story.
Recently, he wrote the history he searched on Flip.
Oh, she's looking at it.
Here you go.
My memory of the day is vague.
I haven't done anything, but the time is passing by.
She's saying it.
- She's searching with this. - I really...
don't have a memory of it.
It was a day off, but...
that day...
I woke up at 5 a.m.
and thought, "Oh, it's 5 a.m."
It's still morning, so I have a lot of time.
Today...
I'm going to various places,
going to various places,
what to buy,
what to do,
I was thinking like that.
But when I realized it, it was night.
- What? - When you realize it, it's night.
Yes.
You're going to another world again.
- It's been like that lately. - Don't get carried away.
I tend to go to other worlds.
Actually, I went there about half of the time today.
- Because you're working. - I'm working hard...
and I feel like I'm in this world now.
- You're closer to other worlds now. - That's right.
- I'm closer to other worlds... - Don't get carried away!
and I'm closer to myself now.
I'm taking a step forward.
I'm going to play rock-paper-scissors with the studio's Nakashima manager...
and I'm going to win for sure!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Can you show me what you found recently?
Ta-da!
Toilet, Gama, Hohou...
There is a moving bus.
Yesterday's recording.
That moving bus is about 20 minutes away...
and I want to go there as soon as it leaves.
That's what I thought.
But...
I didn't know what to do.
At first, I didn't know if I could go there.
But when I looked outside...
it looked like a highway.
But there is no highway.
I'm worried that I can't go there as soon as it leaves.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to say to anyone.
I'm cold-hearted.
So...
I did some research...
and I watched all the articles.
I could stand it for 20 minutes.
What did it say?
Let's poke our bellies.
Let's poke our bellies around the clock.
Did you actually poke your belly?
I did it a little.
You do it a lot.
I did it a little.
You do it a little.
I do it a little.
I'm human.
If you try to go there as an alien character...
you will get stuck more and more.
That's right.
The staff is bad, too.
They make me talk too much.
I said it.
I said it again today.
It's not good.
Next, we will compete...
who can make the biggest movement in the air.
Big movement in the air championship.
Oh!
Yes, yes.
Height.
Height is...
Wow!
Oh!
Good, good.
What's amazing is...
Aerosmith is amazing!
Good!
Anything can be moving!
That's right!
Earlier, I ate a stir-fry of watermelons and strawberries.
To be honest, is this something you can solve with money?
If you're not a manager, do you have to choose about 10 days?
No.
That's good!
It's important to look cute!
Even so, you get nervous, don't you?
It's so close!
You get nervous, but you make people laugh.
Nervousness and feeling are the basics of laughter!
That's great!
To be honest, is this something you can solve with money?
That's great!
Every word is good!
Mr. Shimizu, you're only 16 years old!
I don't want you to say that!
You're 16 and you're trying to solve it with money!
Let's move on to something that's become a standard these days.
Since it's the Krakon Museum, what kind of exhibits and artworks will we see this time?
There's no phantasmagoria, but...
What is this?
Do you call it a theme?
Life is important, isn't it?
Mr. Haruno!
It's so easy!
It's a little higher up.
But I don't know.
You can see it. You can hold it.
It's something you can hold.
This one doesn't have a dynamic feeling either, but it's like you cut out that moment.
It looks annoying!
You're good!
If you're like that, make up for it!
You're good!
Cut it out!
I know what you're talking about!
You're good!
It's a different world.
You're good!
Don't say it like you're at a convenience store!
It's pretty interesting.
The way you cut it out was also very interesting.
Next up is...
We've had this before, but if you were to rent Nakashima-san for a day, what would you like him to do for you?
Ta-dah!
Adjusting the temperature of the earphones.
When it's cold...
Nakashima, turn up the temperature!
You're completely like Alexa, aren't you?
I already have an Alexa.
You can turn on the TV and play music with it.
The only thing you can't do is adjust the temperature.
So...
I want him to fill in for me what I'm missing.
For Nakashima.
You want Nakashima to fill in for you what you're missing?
Yes!
I'll put it next to me...
Nakashima...
Turn up the temperature of the air conditioner to 24 degrees.
All I can say is...
Understood. I'll adjust it here.
That's all I can say.
That's all you can say?
Yes.
That's all you can say?
I don't care anymore.
To be honest, can you solve it with money?
I can solve it.
Can you?
I don't need money. I don't need it at all.
This is amazing.
I'm doing this content with Mr. Macchio of Camomental, who won the King of Cont in the past.
If Alexa were really human, she could do this content.
She has a lot of experience.
I was born on my birthday.
Of course.
Actually, it's easy to pass the time.
That's right.
I'm really human.
I know.
I'm one year older than I used to be.
That's obvious.
Variety shows are really difficult.
I'm almost cut off in "Kuracon".
This is not obvious.
That's right.
Ms. Suzuki is really doing her best.
Yes.
Right?
Let's move on.
She didn't change her position of her feet.
That's it.
Is it hard for you?
It's heavy.
It's moving a lot.
You can do it, Ms. Suzuki!
You can do it!
My interpretation of it is a little different!
You can do it! You can do it!
OK! OK!
Power!
Legs!
This is my limit!
Oh, it's like...
Right? It's good to have some dynamism!
Good!
She's doing her best!
She's doing it!
Yeah!
Wow!
It's sloppy!
It's really hard to say "variety", isn't it?
It's OK! It's OK!
It was really sloppy!
It was sloppy!
It was like the first editing of an elementary school student who longs for YouTube!
OK! Let's move on to the next one!
Well, autumn sports day is coming soon, and we would like you to adopt it even in autumn sports day! It is the Krakon Sports Day!
You are fast!
You were fast last time!
Can you remember it?
Men!
Here!
How is it?
You were faster with udon noodles.
With my legs.
Is he lying?
Go! Start!
He did it!
Go!
You were fast!
Go!
Ready, go!
He's fast!
Ready, go!
Go! Go!
This is kind of fun!
- That was fast. - Wow!
Is there something "supported" about it?
I don't like to whisper, but...
He was behind me.
He slowed me down when I was having fun.
Thank you very much.
This is it.
Next is...
Krakon All-out Stairway Fast-Talking Contest.
I'll say it again.
Krakon All-out Stairway Fast-Talking Contest.
After climbing up the stairs, he spoke to me in fast-talking.
There's a price reaction.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! What? I'm scared!
Yes!
I'm tired! Ikki! Ikki!
I love frogs! Yes, frogs! Ikki!
I'm tired! Ikki! Ikki! Yes, frogs! Ikki!
I'm so tired! Ikki! Ikki!
This is great.
Yo! Yo!
(some cool English phrases)
myopia cow bag
Yo! Yo!
[Repeats]
Oh, Mr. Harada was scared!
What was he saying?
[Repeats]
What? What? What?
What is he saying?
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know at all!
What is he saying?
[Repeats]
I can't lose!
[Repeats]
Shall we count?
One
Two
Three
Fourteen!
Twelve!
I got it!
Let me say something not idol-like.
Three
Two
One
Good morning!
I forgot I was a guest!
I'm an old man now!
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Yes, yes, understood!
Shall we go?
Yes!
Mr. Nakashima, what is the MVP content of "Fudara Night" tonight?
It's Ms. Suzuki of "Big Moves Championship" without changing her position!
Thank you very much!
That part is the most likely to be cut, so I registered it on Krakon!
Let's record it somehow!
Is that your editing?
Yes!
Really?
Let's go!
No, really!
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Mr. Nakashima, please say one last word tonight!