AISubs v3.5
Let's start another stupid night of "Once a month". Thank you, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
Here is our stupidest music video for "STU48".
Mr. Nagashima, please do us a favor.
"STU48" 5th Anniversary Concert will be held on July 10th.
It's going to be a big event.
We, "KURAKON", will also hold a booth at the night before "STU48".
What are we going to do at the booth?
I'll tell you more about it in the second half.
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let me introduce you to "STU48" 6th Anniversary Concert.
As you can see, there are more and more members.
Mr. Ikeda, Ms. Ira, Mr. Netaga, and Mr. Tokatsu.
How are you doing? I hope you're doing well.
And Mr. Hayanugi Kutsushita.
Mr. Hayanugi Kutsushita is now in the second half of the show.
His stepfather, Mr. Muneyuki Rika, is also good at funny jokes.
It's a unique world.
It's great. I want you to act more and more.
And finally...
Although she is an idol, she is not cunning at all.
Ms. Sarah Yoshida.
I love you.
I've never talked to you before.
I love this feeling.
Now, let me introduce you to Ms. Utsumi, who is said to be Krakon's favorite weird girl.
She is very energetic.
She is the silver mark of Okayama.
Even though she is Krakon, she still leaves a lot of footprints.
My name is Rika Muneyuki.
I will imitate a puppy crying.
The title is...
It's Ishimaru, isn't it?
My name is Rine Utsumi.
I will imitate people who have too many "ah"s and can't speak.
My name is...
My name is Utsumi.
I have something to say.
I hope you are doing well and doing your best in life.
I hope you can do your best.
Everyone, do your best.
I wonder if there is a model.
I'm not a model.
I'm Yura Ikeda.
I would like to say a word using my lung capacity.
I don't have one more breath!
I'm Sarah Yoshida.
I don't have one more breath.
You don't have one more breath!
She's doing it!
She's doing it in the past!
She's using legacies!
I don't have one more breath.
I see!
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Nothing, huh?
But you're doing it for me.
This is what I do for you.
Nothing.
It's too early for you to come out!
No, no, no, no!
It's too early for you to come out!
I'm not bored with you!
If you're going to apologize, you should apologize for coming out!
I mean it!
I know you don't do this all the time!
You always come out!
If you do it all at once, you'll lose your accuracy!
That's why!
I'll do a voice imitation of a toy dog!
That was a voice of the heart!
It was a masterpiece!
You didn't say "I'll do this and that," you said "I'll do it, too!"
I said "I'll do it, too!"
Next, we asked you what you would do if you rented Nakashima for a day.
Yes, clean up.
I want you to clean up.
I got home five minutes before I left the house.
You must be busy.
No.
You must be busy.
Open the door for me and prepare breakfast for me in the car.
I see.
I want you to do it.
I want you to do it, too.
Please do all the housework.
What do you usually do?
I clean the room and cook.
You are serious.
Do you do the laundry, too?
Yes.
Is it okay for you to do the laundry?
Yes, it's okay.
It's okay.
Don't you think you are a man?
I make you eat a lot of food all day and make you do all the housework.
You are smart.
You are really rich.
When I turn on the TV in the evening,
I often appear in the program.
I'm different from when I was in "Kurakon".
I'm serious.
I saw you doing housework at work.
I make you do it all day.
How was my housework?
Was it good?
I haven't seen it that much.
You haven't seen it that much.
I changed it because I thought you appeared in the program.
Is it okay for you to do the laundry?
What kind of situation is it?
Mr. Nakashima is here, and you just let him do it.
I just let him do it.
I don't care if he's watching TV or not.
It doesn't matter. I just let him do it.
I'm not English.
You're talking to yourself.
I'm talking to myself.
Ignore it.
If it's funny, I'll react, but usually I ignore it.
It's hard for me to be saved like that, but I'm scared of this kind of mysterious death.
That's right.
Isn't it scary?
Let's continue.
The next story is also related to Mr. Nakashima.
I feel like I'm thinking about what Mr. Nakashima is thinking about right now.
Right now?
Oh, at this moment?
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you thinking about now?
Ta-dah!
I have to laugh.
Well, mainly the horror story.
Isn't lying and laughing difficult?
That's right.
Lying and laughing?
But this...
No, no, no, no, no.
If you say that, that's a perverted picture.
I've never seen that face before, so Mr. Kato is like that in "STUPID KNIGHT".
Well, I know it's like this, but I've never met him in private, or I've never seen him without a switch on, so it's prejudice.
We may meet someday.
That's right.
We've never met before, but we're always in opposition, aren't we?
So I'd like to meet you and make up with you.
That's right.
I'd like to meet you and make up with you.
Oh, you're right.
Meet and make up...
That's right! Even though we haven't met before!
Why did I hate you so much?!
Even though we've never met before...
I'd like to meet you someday.
I'll do a young Yoshida Nakashima special.
You don't have to do a special!
Yoshida Nakashima Special
Ready, go!
I don't like it anymore!
He didn't do anything!
Yoshida is strong!
So...
Self-destruction, huh?!
Ready, go!
He's strong!
We're not looking at each other!
If we're looking at each other, we have to look at each other!
We're losing money!
We're definitely losing money!
Yoshida wins!
Yay!
You're not looking at me anymore?!
Amazing!
This is no good!
This is amazing!
Amazing...
So, I see! It's a battle of "se" and "do"!
That's right!
"se" and "do"...
It's a battle of "ju" and "go"!
If Yoshida wins like this, it'd be amazing!
I don't know about that!
It's a battle of "se" and "do"!
The winner is...
Wow! Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome!
Is this promise 16?
This is awesome!
Wow! This is awesome!
Wow! I'm happy!
Yes.
If you do like this...
I can do something like Utsumi-san's personality.
That's right!
It's true, it's true.
I'm a hard worker.
A hard worker.
Let's entertain people around you.
Yes, yes.
You like to entertain people, don't you?
Yes.
Please continue to support Utsumi-san in the future.
Thank you in advance.
If you go up the stairs, you can go to the upper floor.
Awesome!
I'm human.
Awesome!
If you go up the stairs, you can go to the upper floor.
That's good.
It's like a trick that makes young people excited.
But if you ask me often, it's obvious.
What are you talking about, Detective?
I'm a hard worker.
I'm a hard worker, but...
If you say it with this face, I feel like I'm going to fall down.
If you say it like an idol, I don't know what it is.
Are you mean?
If you say it like this, I feel like I'm going to fall down.
You feel like you're going to fall down, don't you?
Ta-da!
I'm a hard worker.
I want to see it.
- What's wrong with you? - When do you usually cry?
- When wasabi comes to my nose and I want to cry a little. - Oh, that's it.
- You're crying because you're a foreigner. - I want to cry a little.
- Do you usually cry? - No, I don't.
- When you watch a movie? - No, I don't.
- When you watch a drama? - No, I don't.
- Have you ever cried? - No, I haven't.
I've never been emotional about something.
- I'm human. - What do you think?
- That's amazing. - It's connected.
- It was a wonderful plot twist. - It's a monologue.
- Which one is it? - It was deep.
- I don't cry. - Maybe it's because you're young.
- You'll be fine when you get older. You'll cry right away.
- Really.
- So, Utsumi-san, what you're going to sing is... - Okay.
- "Tower Mansion" Season 2. - Oh!
- Season 2...
- That doesn't matter!
- Ah! Ah! Tower Mansion! It's so high up!
- What is this?! - Of course you don't know!
- Tower Mansion! Tower Mansion!
- Tower Mansion! There's a high-class person living there! - High-class person!
- Tall! Tall and strong! The best! Tower Mansion!
- Tower Mansion! Tower Mansion! - You're so loud!
- Tower Mansion! Tower Mansion! - It's just my imagination.
- Tower Mansion! The best! Yeah!
- That's amazing, Utsumi-san! Utsumi-san, that's amazing!
- I want you to think about your opponent!
- Card-py! - That's right!
- Tower Mansion! It's interesting, that cut!
- It's interesting! - It's just standing there, right? - It's just standing there!
- It's interesting, isn't it? - It's interesting, but...
- At first, you already made a big prediction, didn't you?
- Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! - You went like, "Hey!"
Wait a minute.
This is wonderful.
This is a work of art!
This is great!
I'm so excited!
I feel like it's getting deeper and deeper.
That's right.
Oh, it's good!
On your head...
It's nothing, you know.
It's just your usual thing.
It's a good work!
This is...
Oh, this is amazing!
Oh, it's novel!
It looks like a very expensive antique that was made in a long time.
This is a work of art!
You showed me a good one.
You made a great choice.
Yes.
It was an amazing work.
Then, in the previous presentation competition,
Mr. Harada made a cake cream and put it on his nose.
This time, he made it with cream puffs.
Oh, really?
By the way, Mr. Harada,
Mr. Yoshida asked you if you could do the same thing.
Oh, I see!
Mr. Yoshida is here this time, so he asked you to do it.
How is it?
It's good!
I see.
It's difficult to put it on.
I see.
I was told to put it on my nose...
Can you put it on your nose?
I just put it on my nose...
Then, shall we eat cream puffs?
Oh, it's good!
It's like tea.
Thank you for the food!
It's so good!
Huh? Is it on camera?
It's on camera!
There's a lot of food on it!
So cute!
It's not like it's on camera or anything!
But from an adult's point of view, it's like they're doing their best.
They're saying "thank you"
Second attempt.
Ready...
Start!
Oh, as expected!
As expected!
Start!
This style...
Starting from the top has become the standard.
At the same time...
I'm not good at it.
You're clumsy.
Oh, no!
I fell down a little at the end.
Oh, is it your first time, Usui-san?
Ready...
Start!
What is your name?!
Huh?! What's wrong?!
Oh, I can do it! I can do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
Okay!
Wait a minute...
Oh, it's your first time! You did it!
That's good. The cream has already been removed.
That's right.
Are you ready?
Start!
Oh, you're fast!
Oh, as expected!
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
I can't do it?!
Ah! Ten seconds?!
What?
Wait a minute...
Didn't you say Nakajima?
Oh!
What?!
It just became a hot topic!
(laughing)
I'm not doing a collaboration!
Thank you!
Instead of a greeting...
Ah! I see! I see!
This...
Earplugs...
Ah!
No, no, thank you!
That was wonderful!
Thank you!
Ah!
Good job!
Ah, I see!
Moto D!
Ah, has he already moved?
He has moved!
Ah, I see!
Is this the reason?
(laughing)
Is it not?
Here we are,
twice a month on TSS's official YouTube channel,
we, the members of Krakon, are trying out
STU48's "Kudaranai To" live stream,
"Kudaranai Goto" live.
Based on the themes collected by the viewers,
we, the members, have decided to film a "buzz" video ourselves.
Before, we only had the viewers film us,
but now we're doing it ourselves.
This time,
we're doing it online.
Kojima-san and Takao-san are doing a "burikko" staring contest.
♪ Let's stare.
♪ Laugh and roll.
♪ Up!
So cute!
Both of you are so cute!
It's hard to keep up with you, you're so cute!
Where is the sun?
(laughing)
Ah, you can tell by looking at the sky.
(laughing)
The conversation has begun!
(laughing)
Where does the sun come from?
(laughing)
The sun is...
brought by two angels.
(laughing)
Eh, which one is it?
Which one is it?
Koen-san, what do you think?
(laughing)
Can we decide by comments?
Oh, you're right. Let's look at the comments section, too.
Both of us lost. (laughing)
It's definitely a draw. (laughing)
We're broadcasting twice a month on YouTube, so I hope you'll check it out, too.
As I told you at the beginning of the show, we had a concert for the fifth anniversary of STU48 held on July 10th.
That's why we had a booth for Krakon, too.
Krakon booth before the festival.
Even familiar faces are decorated.
What is this?
From Krakon stickers...
to Hayanugi championship socks and gozas...
In addition, four students who passed the New Wave Project also challenged for the Hayanugi championship.
It seems that they received a warning as soon as possible.
They don't have to do it!
So fast! So fast!
When they sit together, they're so serious.
It's a little dangerous.
But they're doing their best as a competition.
And STU48's fifth anniversary concert at Hiroshima Green Arena.
Four researchers also appeared.
All that's left is Krakon's debut.
(laughing)
♪ If Tokyo disappeared from this world ♪
♪ I'm sure everyone would be happy ♪
This time, it seems that there were many new costumes unveiled.
♪ I wonder if I'll draw a line ♪
♪ If you make a dream come true ♪
♪ Let's make it come true ♪
Wow, that's amazing!
Everyone was shining so brightly.
Was Kadopi really this bad of a judge?
He's being commercialized!
You wouldn't think that in your dreams or in your books, but...
That's it. That's it.
Yes, yes.
Shall we begin?
Wait, wait.
Ah, yes, yes.
Yes.
Then, what is today's most stupid MVP content, Mr. Nagashima?
It's the Azatoi Championship!
Wow, that was really cute!
Putting cream on your nose is that hard?
It's hard, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Also, our official Twitter account is "Tuesday's clacon" (tuesday's clacon)
On Tuesdays and Wednesdays, we upload videos exclusive to Twitter that we don't broadcast.
Please look forward to those videos, too!
Now, Mr. Nagashima, one last word. What is today's MVP content?
Yes, um...
We don't accept refunds for clacon goods!
If you buy one, you should... you should...
You should resent yourself for buying one.
Please remember that.
Yes.