AISubs v3.5
Once a month, we start off with a stupid night.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
As usual, we will save the stupidest MV content for you, Ms. Kurako.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
Without further ado, let me introduce you to the members of STU48 who will be joining us tonight.
First of all, will we seal this bread joke or not?
It seems like they will show us a new side of them.
Ms. Ayapanko and Ms. Suzuki Ayaka.
- I see. - Yes.
- It's been a while. - Yes, it has.
Also, we have more to show you today, Mr. Natsuki Watanabe.
- It's been a while for us as well. - Yes.
Ouch!
- Ouch. - Ouch!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It's painful. - It's painful.
It's as dark as ever.
And then, we have Ms. Kotoko Kojima Aiko, singer of "Kurakon".
She says she becomes sleepy after the shoot.
Yes.
Well, when you eat, you get sleepy.
- On top of the goza. - Yes, on top of the goza.
And now, it's been officially written that she's the ace of Krakow.
It's come to worry about this and that, Ms. Takao Sayaka.
- Well, it's been a while since she's been on the show. - Right? It's been a while.
She must be very busy, but the ace is back!
I'm Ayaka Suzuki. I'm going to do some acrobatics now.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Ayako.
My favorite food is...
Curry rice!
I'm Ichigo!
Everyone, thank you very much!
She's cautious.
My name is Natsuki Watanabe.
I'll be impersonating the dark character number 28, Sugita Suppa.
Sugita Suppa...
Wow, wow!
That's terrifying!
Thank you very much.
She's really tough.
You shouldn't have covered it up!
I was going to take my time and process it later...
I'm scared of her coming at me!
I'm Kojima Aiko.
I'll do a one-shot game after I've done my muscle training.
You have to do your muscle training first?
Squat! Squat!
Squat and then Mia Cat!
Arms up and down...
Arms up and down and then Sphinx!
Crunch!
That's enough!
Crunch!
And then shrimp!
I'm Takao Sayaka.
It's not funny, but for some reason it makes me laugh a little.
I say it as a joke.
A love letter with a letterhouse pattern was torn and torn.
I'll go with the last one.
There's one more, isn't there?
Broccoli's calories are...
Celery rather than celery.
Otsupa!
Come on!
What is this?!
What's going on?!
I don't want this kind of character alone!
Everyone is crazy!
This time it's a little difficult.
Next up is a new joke.
Nagashima-san, do you know about "old man rental"?
Do you know about lending money to people who don't do anything?
Yes, yes, yes!
You've been saying that a lot lately, haven't you?
So we asked you to come up with something like "old man rental".
"Old man earplugs rental".
What's that?
That's it.
"Old man earplugs rental".
Yes.
Why is that?
It's like an infomercial.
"Old man earplugs rental".
Earplugs.
I love people's earplugs.
When I was little...
I didn't have my mom's earplugs.
Did you touch your mom's earplugs?
Yes.
Do you like earplugs that much?
Yes, I love them.
"Old man earplugs rental".
Oh, that's nice!
Earplugs.
Wow.
What is this?
It's small and cute.
But the way it looks and the way you touch it are completely different.
Excuse me.
Wait...
It looks like my mom's earplugs.
Mom!
It's really nice!
I might have found a rental item.
We're separated, Mom!
Wow.
I can touch it for the rest of my life.
"Old man earplugs rental".
[Laughter]
I feel nostalgic.
[Laughter]
The director's expression...
[Laughter]
How did you feel when you touched it?
It doesn't feel good...
I know, I know.
But it's not bad either.
[Laughter]
It was a strange feeling.
We're even more surprised to see that!
[Laughter]
It's not bad, but...
Calculated barefaced or outspoken barefaced?
[Laughter]
Can you show us the calculated barefaced picture?
Yes.
Here it is.
But is it really like that?
How far is it?
Calculated barefaced or outspoken barefaced?
But I...
It's cute!
It's not bad!
But I can do it!
That's what I wanted to say.
It's a picture.
It's a little...
I put lipstick on my lips.
And this is after the lesson.
It's not like I'm really taking a bath.
I saw that if you have hands around your face, you look cute.
I tried it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I see, you did it like that.
Wow, this is...
If you didn't tell me it was after the lesson, I'd believe you were really taking a bath.
It's a little damp or moist.
Expression.
No, no, it's moist.
Yes, yes.
I think it's amazing.
That's right.
Shall we move on?
Next up is...
Ear-hitting contest.
I've paid you back a lot of money lately.
I'll be waiting for you.
Ear-hitting contest.
I'm scared.
When you get home, let's continue what we were talking about.
Yay!
Thank you.
Yay!
Wow!
What should I do?
Will my stomach grow again?
What should I do?
Various delusions can be created.
Let's continue what we were talking about.
Fans, please tweet about it.
Yes.
Shall we continue?
Next up is...
Ear-hitting contest.
Wow!
Ready, set, go!
I'm already laughing.
Wow!
You win and you lose, right?
That's right.
What is this?
You win and you lose.
Wow!
Amazing!
That's true.
What is that?
85% chance of winning.
Wow!
The more you win, the more you lose.
That's right.
The more you win, the more you lose.
That's right.
Wow!
The gap between their weird faces is really cute.
Next, if you could rent Nakashima-san for a day, what kind of music would you like to use?
I'm sure you'd use it a lot.
If you could rent Nakashima-san for a day, what music would you like to use?
I'd like him to turn off the lights for me.
Nakashima-san, if you could rent Nakashima-san for a day, what kind of music would you like to use?
I'd like him to be my driver.
Are you serious?!
I'd like him to clean my ears for me.
I'm watching a video of me cleaning my ears before I go to sleep.
I can't sleep without it.
But I've never cleaned my ears before.
I think I'll have a good one.
You're not determined to go around.
What will you use it for?
Yes.
As a consultation role.
Wow, what do you mean by "consultation role"?
Consultation role.
What is it specifically?
That's the point, isn't it?
Hmm...
I tend to think about everything.
Everything.
If you were me, Nakashima-san, would you do the same for me?
That's a good one.
I'm thinking about it, too.
You're like a realist.
Yes.
But I don't want any advice.
Oh, I see.
I just want you to clean my ears without any advice.
Oh...
You want me to clean your ears?
I just want you to clean my ears.
That's all I ask of you.
Oh...
You want me to clean your ears in your studio?
Yes.
Nakashima-san...
What is a human being?
I don't know!
He cut it out for me.
Okay.
Wow, that's amazing.
You said "consultation role" is a realistic way of using it,
but Suzuki-san's driver is the most realistic.
The most realistic.
You're like a Showa comedian.
The most realistic.
But you're the driver's side, right?
Yes.
I'm his side.
Come to think of it, Suzuki-san also looks like a ghost.
Yes, he does.
He's like, "I'm going to the driver's seat."
Ta-da!
What kind of night do you like?
I think this is how I usually spend my nights.
I think these two are the most fun.
Because you're not here anymore.
That's amazing.
It's like...
I feel something.
You hate it too much.
Well...
I think I like it.
But you'll be happy about it, too.
So, it's the opposite.
Socks are the main thing.
And kadopi is a regular size.
And today, you wrote "omamagoto" on your socks.
Yes, it's "omamagoto" on my socks.
It's called "adhesion".
Ta-da!
I can't buy it until I find a hundred of it.
It's hard.
I want to do it.
Are you good at it?
Yes, I am.
I'm good at it.
Pen, pen, pen.
It's hard.
Anything else?
A cap of a cap.
Can you stop editing this evil thing?
It's a little awkward word chain competition.
I'm going to say a little awkward, a little off- center word chain.
What do you mean?
Can you do it specifically?
Yes.
It's me.
Okay.
Let's meet up at the bus stop.
Anything else?
Let's meet up by the river over there.
You have a little destructive power.
You can do it.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
The staff and members play earphones.
It's an earphones game.
What is earphones?
You listen to music in loud volume.
It's like a phone call game.
I don't know if it's just the members.
What is it?
The staff always gives us a little trouble.
I see!
On the contrary, I'd like to give you a little trouble.
I'd like to see you say, "What?"
The staff and...
Each producer...
is...
Each... Each... Each of you...
is familiar with this.
Each of you with your familiar faces...
and other staff members...
would like to see your troubled expressions.
Right now, each of you is in trouble.
Like, "I don't remember much."
With that said...
There were many words that said, "I felt your strange adhesion."
Let's see Nakashima-san's strange adhesion once more.
Nakashima-san's healing time!
This is the Hayanugi Championship, which we won without using our hands.
Thank you very much!
Alright, come on! Do your best!
Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
You're fast!
No way! It flew so high!
Go!
Yay!
That's...
Ready, start!
The beginning...
The beginning is hard.
But you're fast!
You're fast!
Yay!
Aaron is looking this way.
Ready, start!
Ah! Ah!
Go!
Yay!
Ready, start!
You can do it!
It's hard, it's hard.
Oh! Ah! It's here!
Go!
Here...
It's here...
It's not far from there!
It's not far at all!
You can do it with your toes.
You can do it with one toe.
You're fast.
Ah!
It's the last one.
Yay!
Producers?
No way!
It's here.
Nakajima...
I don't know if I should say this, but I'm Nakajima.
Now, is it slow-motion time?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Yes!
- Ku-nice! - Ku-nice!
- It's good. - It's good.
If this continues, is it popular with fans?
I want you to tell me everything!
On Twitter, #cracon
- Right? What about socks and underwear? - Right? What about socks and underwear?
- What is it? - What is it?
- "Shine Muscat's Umamisu Go" - Please.
Shine Muscat Umamisu Go
- It's long. - It's long!
Do you know what color Shine Muscat is?
Pink? No, it's a beautiful yellow-green color.
I like Shine Muscat better than grapes.
Shine Muscat Umamisu Go
- Everyone please eat too. - Is it just my imagination?
Shine Muscat Umamisu Go
- Wait a minute! - Everyone please eat quickly - Is it just my imagination?
I want to hug you! I want to hug you! I want to hug you!
My heart hurts! It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
I want to hug you! I want to hug you!
- Okay! - Yes!
- Mr. Nadagashima, this is sudden... - What is it?
Twice a month, there is an official YouTube channel on TSS.
Do you know of STU48's "Kudara! Night!" live stream?
- No, I don't know of it. - Yes, it actually exists.
They're doing it all the time, but...
They're streaming it live, but...
Including the announcement of Krakon...
They're trying silly things live.
Since last month, they've changed "Kudara! Night!" from its pattern...
And with the themes gathered by the viewers...
The members have started shooting their own buzzer videos.
I want to hug you! I want to hug you!
My heart hurts! It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
I want to hug you! I want to hug you!
My heart hurts! It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
They've changed their live stream pattern.
As for STU48's "Kudara! Night!"...
On Krakon's official Twitter...
We announce the live stream...
And we ask for themes...
So if you're watching this on TV...
I hope you'll send us messages...
Telling us what you want us to do...
That's what we'd like you to send us.
And now...
This is it...
Oh! The end of maturing...
It's been decided, Nakashima-san...
What is this month's most stupid MVP content?
Yes!
I want to rent something like this!
Female staff's...
Strange facial expression!
The one who was rushing was the driver of Miss Suzuki.
Wow, she was rushing here!
Well, Nakashima-san, today's recording was also a little high-calorie...
I used an energy that I didn't think I could get one, but please tell me what you said at the end.
No, I'm really glad I ate a rice ball before it started.
Everyone, please wait nearly ten minutes.
I thought there was something like this!
My intuition!