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It's time for "Useless Time" once again.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Nakashima.
Thank you for having me.
We will be storing the most useless MVP content here for you, Ms. Kurako.
Mr. Nakashima, please be our judge.
Sure.
Here are the celebrities who will be joining us tonight.
First up, Kurako was scared at first, but now she's not scared anymore.
That's a good thing.
Is it a good thing?
Well, it's important to get used to it.
But I guess it's better to be scared.
On the other hand, as an idol...
The number of times she's on air has increased, Mr. Nakashima.
Now that we have the content prepared, Ms. Muneoki is looking forward to it with a stoic attitude.
I don't think they've found out yet.
I see.
Thank you very much.
And the oldest biplayer, Mr. Osaki.
He's the oldest player, but he's surprisingly mischievous.
But he's also a good joker.
That's how he is, isn't he?
And now, we'll be targeting all of them.
The hidden ace, Ms. Yoshizaki Rinko.
Well, she said that her last name was different, but...
She's very active in targeting her parents.
Hi, I'm Miho Tanaka.
Today, I'd like to show you three kinds of my favorite dumplings.
The first one is "kinako" dumpling.
The second one is "mitarashi" dumpling.
The third one is "sanshoku" dumpling.
Thank you.
Is it okay?
You're so nice!
Come on!
I'm Serika Osaki.
I'm going to eat ice cream without spilling it.
Here I go!
She's eating it in one bite.
It's not a big deal.
She's making me wait.
She spilled it.
I'm Rinko Yoshizaki.
My dog, Mochiko, who is barking in my house,
will stare at me when I come home.
It's a niche.
She's sleeping at first.
Mochiko, I'm home!
Is she old-fashioned?
I think she's old-fashioned.
She doesn't get up.
Some dogs don't get up.
I'm Rika Muneyuki.
I'm going to jump without making a sound.
- Come on. - Oh, it's here.
- Oh, close. - I'm Rika Muneiki. I'll jump without sound.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, scary! - The dog is here!
- No, no, no, no!
- You've already started collaborating! - Yes.
- Next up is a new joke. - Yes.
- You'll process your own photos. - Yes.
- Well, you do that quite often now. - Yes.
- You've taken so many of them. - Yes.
- This is the strongest "mori mori" competition. - Yes.
[Mori mori competition]
- Okay. - Oh!
- Please go ahead. - Oh!
- Oh, you've done quite a bit of work. - Yes.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- It's quite different. I'm a little nervous. - Where did you process it?
- Well, I tried to do my hair and makeup like a gal. - I'm nervous.
- Can you do your makeup, too? - Yes, I heard that I can do it with the latest technology, so I installed it.
- What about your sailor clothes? - I made them myself.
- I'm not a high school student, but I did cosplay.
- Ta-da! - Wow!
- Wow! Amazing!
- It's like this!
- First of all, I made my face small.
- That's amazing! - Yes, I made it small.
- Here's what you should pay attention to. - What is it?
- There's a space-time distortion. - What are you talking about?
- What did you say? - I'm pretending to blur the background to hide the space-time distortion.
- And I lowered the position of my eyes. - Lowered the position of your eyes?
- And I brought my eyes closer and lowered the position of my eyebrows.
- Isn't she a different person? - And I made my mouth closer to my nose.
- And I made my face smaller, so my fingers are longer.
- This is also because of the space-time distortion. - Wow, it's long!
- I see. - Yes. - Wow, it's interesting!
- Ta-da! - Wow!
- This is a blue demon.
- This is scary. - The one that chases you.
- For girls, it's better to have bigger eyes. - Ta-da!
- So I made my eyes bigger. - That's right.
- And I made my face smaller. - No, I don't remember what you did.
- How did you feel? - When I saw you, I thought you were a different person.
- What?
- But you were a new person. - You're lying.
- You were a new person. - No, I'm not lying.
- Well, everyone has a good base. - Yes.
- But don't you think I'm cuter than usual? - That's disgusting.
- What? - What?
- But don't you think I'm cuter than usual? - That's disgusting.
- Well, everyone has a good base. - That's disgusting.
- Next, let's hear your advice. - For this show? - Yes.
Kato-san, you don't have to force yourself to meet Nakashima-san.
- Stop it. - In Krakon, when Nakashima-san says something,
Kato-san says "that's right", and I have an image of that.
- That's it. - That's it!
- But it only looks like you're meeting him. - Yes.
I thought that Akashima-san had a driving license.
- Do you think it's better for Kato-kun to say "gui gui"? - Yes.
No, I don't think so.
I think it's better for Kato-kun to say "gui gui".
Even if it's only for this show...
- Even if it's only for this show, you want me to say "gui gui"? - Yes.
I see! I see! That's his face!
- What do you think? - I don't know if I should say it...
- That's right! - Right?!
- You shouldn't take that risk! - I won't!
- It's not something you should discuss! - No, it's not!
Moving on...
We've been doing Krakon for two years now, and we've finally realized it.
Krakon Present Competition.
Yes! It's "gui gui"!
There's something I'd like to do...
I'd like to compare gui gui ice cream and vanilla ice cream from various manufacturers.
- I'd like to eat ice cream with other people's money. - That's cute!
- I'd like to do that. - That's cute!
Is that so?
- Is that so? - Is that so?
What I want to do is to take off my socks as soon as possible without using my hands.
Who do you know the most about Krakow?
I don't think I do it on a daily basis.
I think it's just right for me to do it in Krakow.
You know it.
Who is your rival?
Rival?
Rival...
Oh, it's Rinko Yoshizaki.
Let's see...
This might be a little popular even if you don't measure it.
Next, it's my skip.
So, according to the music, each of you will make a skip.
Hey, hey, hey.
Huh?
What's up?
Huh? What's up?
That's fast.
You're doing it in order of people, aren't you?
What?
You can't do it?
I want to say it, so let me do it one more time.
You're doing it again.
Let me do it one more time.
What? Why?
You know it, don't you?
I don't know why, but it's really fun.
It's good, isn't it?
Just watching you skip makes me feel light- hearted.
It makes me feel good.
Yoshizaki...
If you can't skip, it takes you a lot of time to jump out of the same starting point.
It doesn't go smoothly.
It takes you a lot of time to come out smoothly.
You can't do it.
It's true, isn't it?
It's my second time.
You're doing it in order of people, aren't you?
I'm STU48's youngest, 12-year-old Aseriko and Osaki Serika.
I'll do my best today as well.
Today's breakfast is parsley potage.
I usually eat parsley instead of rice.
Thank you for having me today.
I'm STU48's Yoshizaki Rinka.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I put lipstick on my arm by mistake.
I'm really...
That's good.
This one is cuter.
There was a picture in front of you.
There must be a step you can't see.
You're going over it.
I think parsley is the main dish.
Nothing gets stuck, though.
When you say "parsley is the main dish," I can't say "it's too much."
Next up is...
Impact Broadcast Report Championship.
Will they be able to leave a mark?
Hi, I'm Tanaka.
Today's show is brought to you by the Hollywood Film Festival.
I'll be doing a solo interview there.
- Hello! - Hello!
- She's here! - She's here!
Um...
Willis-san, is that right?
That's right.
It's as it is.
It's such an honor to have such a prominent actor in front of me.
I forgot what I was going to ask.
Bye!
That's all.
- Hi, konchikuwa! I'm Yoshizaki. - Konchikuwa!
Today, I'm with the Minami Iwazon clan.
- What are you saying? - I'd like to get started.
This clan doesn't have a language and speaks with eye contact.
- I'd like to speak with eye contact, too. - Don't bite me!
I wonder what this person is saying.
Hey...
You're still biting me.
Eye contact.
What are you saying?
You can't live like this.
That's amazing.
Hasn't the subject changed?
If you laugh, you don't lose.
You're making me laugh.
What are you doing? Are you losing?
Isn't it strange?
No, it's eye contact. You don't look at each other anymore.
That's amazing.
That's all from the scene.
What is that?
What is this?
You changed in the middle, didn't you, Willis?
That's rude.
It's complicated and rude.
Kado P, who appeared again this time...
The producer's game has been held again.
Season 2!
Oh...
That's good.
Oh! Strong! Strong!
Waaah!
Ah!
Waaah!
This is fun!
Ah, this is fun!
I'm going to erase you.
Like a wild boar.
I'm going to erase you!
No!
I'm scared of you!
Your aim is terrible!
Waaah!
Amazing! He erased me in no time!
Now, the final round!
There's only one person left.
Oh!
They're competing.
Ah!
Ah, but still...
Waaah!
Ah, just like that!
Just like that, he went for it!
Waaah!
Eh?!
Win for me!
How about it?
Let me...
Let me end this kind of game!
Now, finally...
Eh?
What is it?!
Don't...
Take...
The money!
Don't take it!
What will happen?
No, no, no!
That's not it!
No, that's not it!
That's not it at all!
Ah, I see!
I see!
I see it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Wow! That's amazing!
I can't...
I can't even...
What's so amazing about this?
I thought Cadopey would be the host of P-GAME.
But it turned out to be a judge!
He was doing it like a rich guy!
And I thought, "What's going on?"
I thought, "What's going on?"
And he looked so cool when he disappeared!
He looked so cool!
What's going on?!
It's not a loser effect!
Cado is a producer who has led Krakon so far.
But he retired at an early age.
What do you mean?
It's a simple reason!
It's not like "Wow, you made me do it!" or "Go higher!"
No, it's not like that.
You retired at an early age.
You have lived your salaryman life to the fullest.
Oh, is that so?
It's because of Cado that you can end your long salaryman life on this show.
That's right!
But it also ends with an explosion!
It's like "Kyuuii!"
Next is a season of spring meetings and farewells.
You will be able to see what the new project for ST48 has decided to do.
After five months of auditioning, it's the final round!
If I say it, will you say it?
Oh, my God.
The tension is completely different.
Well, dream..
I think it was a period of fighting seriously with my own dream.
When I joined STUDIO BOOTH, I felt like I could blow a new wind to STUDIO BOOTH.
I felt like I wanted to be more of an idol.
It's different from when I first started.
Not at all.
The number of passers-by this time is four people.
It is the first passer-by.
Entry number fifteen, Noah Mitsuki.
- Oh, Tiara. - Wow!
- Congratulations! - First of all...
First of all, please tell us how you feel now.
Well, I'm very happy. Thank you very much!
- Now... - It's getting late, isn't it?
Number sixteen, Rio Okamura.
I'm really happy.
But I think this is only the beginning.
- That's right. - From now on, as members of ST48...
I'll do my best. Thank you very much!
- That's right. - That's wonderful.
Entry number nine, Azumi Okada.
Oh, there you are.
I've been auditioned for a second-year student.
I was accepted two years ago, but I didn't pass.
I'm very frustrated.
But at the same time...
For the past two years...
I've been trying hard to change myself.
Even in this audition...
I have a lot of feelings.
So I'm really happy that I passed.
Thank you!
Entry number twenty, Furushima Yuka.
I didn't think I'd be chosen.
But I'm really happy.
Thank you!
As an idol, you've reached the starting line.
What kind of idols do you want to be?
I want to find a new me.
I want to try many things that only I can do.
We've only seen the boring parts of it.
First of all, congratulations to the four of you.
Thank you for your hard work, everyone who challenged it.
As we said earlier, we won't forget this challenge.
I'm sure you've been through a lot of things.
However, it's a shame that the announcement of the winners is in the same place.
That's right.
We're in this studio right now.
I'm sorry about that.
It's a P-game until a few minutes ago.
There were a lot of things.
There were a lot of things this time.
Right?
The response of the second generation members has increased again.
That's right.
It's not just boring, but there are a lot of interesting things.
I'm really grateful for that.
Mr. Nagashima, what is the most boring content of tonight's MVP?
It's Kadopi from "Impact Broadcast Report Championship"!
Congratulations!
I should definitely use that face as a LINE stamp.
On our official Twitter account, we post videos every Tuesday and Thursday that we don't broadcast on the ground.
Please look forward to it.
This is the last "Krakon" for this year.
For the third year...
Mr. Nagashima, do you have anything to say?
I don't have anything to say.
What I want you to improve for the third year is...
Can you stop starting 10 seconds before the VTR starts?