AISubs v3.5
Let's get started. Thank you for joining us, Nakashima-san.
Thank you for having me.
It's October now and we have two new students joining us.
Yes, we have two new students from two new students.
Ayapanko and Suzuki Ayaka-san.
We still have a lot of new students.
Personally, I like this face.
And now, we have someone who loves Krakon.
We don't need to introduce her, do we?
We are Imaizumi Media.
And now, we have the main character, Minami Yurina-chan.
She's cute in Kansai dialect.
She's gone now.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
She's Kousaku.
And she hasn't appeared in a year and a half.
She's back.
She's Sara Shimizu.
I see.
She works in England.
It's been a year and a half.
Thank you for joining us today.
Can I say something weird?
We've been doing this show for a year and a half?
That's right.
This is our 18th episode.
We've been doing this show for a year and a half?
We've been doing this show for a year and a half.
Time flies when you're doing something stupid.
I'm Ayaka Suzuki.
I'm going to imitate bread now.
I've done it a lot and leveled up, so I'd like you to request it.
Curry bread
Cream bread
Croissant
French bread
Didn't you have to go home?
My totsu
Didn't you have to go home?
I'm going to imitate when you get Mario's coin.
Imitate Anpanman
Pecori
That's weird. That's how it looks like.
I'm Minami Irina. I'm going to imitate Anpanman.
You like bread, don't you?
Here I go.
I, Anpanman...
This is Anpanman.
Are you stupid?
Put it on me.
That's it.
You put it on Suzuki-san.
Here I go, Anpanman.
What?
I'm sorry, but it's not that funny.
What's this?
It's kind of...
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I'm Sarah Sims.
Recently, I'm going to talk about what I'm thinking about.
Recently, I've been thinking that people other than me don't have a heart.
I'm talking like this now,
Everyone around me is programmed.
I think it's moving for Sarah.
If I turn around, it's made behind me.
If I leave the room, the room is also made.
I wonder if something like vr is programmed and made for me now.
I'm scared.
I wonder what it was made for and what it was made for.
I wonder what it is.
Is there something behind me now?
Mr. Sims!
What's been going on for a year and a half?
Nothing, Mr. Sims!
It's one-shot game!
If it's not a game, it's not even one shot!
I wonder if it's a long shot.
Is there something behind me now?
I don't have an answer to that anymore!
Hang in there!
There's nothing behind me anymore!
Hang in there!
Next is a relatively new corner, "unknown legend".
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
In the past!
Yes, in the past.
We made a fictional alien with synthetic photos and asked you to think about it.
This time, there is an alien just before the broadcast.
I only have a bad feeling about it, but let's take a look!
"An alien just before the broadcast"? Is there such a thing?
Yes, it's done.
Yes, done!
Negaitaro.
He's the one who showed his underwear to a woman in Edo period and asked her out.
You're not an alien!
I mean...
There's no one who shows his underwear proudly in this era.
He's an alien who developed Edo period.
It's strange that there are people like him now.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
This story is about his eyes.
Wow!
I like the rhythm of his eyes.
And his eyebrows.
Yes.
Please, I'm begging you!
Please, I'm really begging you!
I'm begging you for the rest of my life!
Please! Please!
See? Please!
Yes.
What did he say?
Yes.
He took a picture with a mosaic.
It's an era setting.
Nakashima-san seems familiar with him.
Yes.
He doesn't have a mustache.
Yes, up to the peephole.
Peeping into a woman's room.
You're not a good person!
Yes, I am.
You're not a good person!
Is that what you looked like at the time?
Yes, I'm concentrating now.
Breathing is getting better.
I'm getting closer.
- How long have you been like that? - Three years.
- You're a good person. - Of course I am!
- Who is taking this picture? - My mother.
What kind of relationship is this?
What do you think of this?
Ta-da!
I want to get a mount.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it at all.
- This person...
is always thinking about getting a mount.
- I don't like it. - In every aspect of life...
he's looking for a mount every day.
In today's world...
social media, like Instagram...
started to become popular.
- How do you take this picture? - Well...
Which university do you go to?
This is my frustrated face at the moment of taking this picture.
I'm like, "Oh, I'm done for."
- I'm using a spray can. - You're embarrassed.
I'm like, "Oh..."
What did he say?
He said, "I'm glad I was born."
He said, "Life is easy mode."
- He was 120 years old. - Wow, that's amazing!
It's even a peek!
It's not even a person's name!
That request of Imaizumi-san is really realistic!
- Really! - Can we hear it one more time?
- That's how men usually are! - Imaizumi-san's request scene.
Please! Please, I'm begging you! I'm begging you for the rest of my life!
Please! Please! Please!
That's it.
I'm telling you!
- He's saying it! - Yeah!
He's saying it!
- I wonder where he'll go after this! - Like this?
Yeah!
Just before that!
I'm telling you!
- Wow, Imaizumi-san! - Wow, that's amazing!
- Again! - Six...seven...eight...nine...ten!
- Huh? I can't turn my eyes! - Yeah, you need to put more pressure on your head.
- It doesn't hurt that much. - What?!
- It doesn't hurt that much. - The purpose of this is...wow, this is crazy!
- It's drawn in a normal way! - It's cool!
- Wow, it's really stylish! - This is crazy for a producer!
- I can't turn my eyes! - I can't say my legs hurt!
- What's wrong with you?! - I'm a little confused!
- You're so relaxed! - You're so relaxed!
- Okay, it's done! - Wow, that's amazing!
- Well, I can say one thing. Editing is scary! - Wow, that's amazing!
- But it looks like it! - I can't turn my eyes?
- I don't think so! I'm just waiting for you to sit here and wait for me to pass the time!
- Editing that in a bad way makes me look like a D1 producer!
- I can't turn my eyes? Hey, hey, wait, wait!
- But I want that "can you do it?" stamp from that producer!
- That's good! "can you do it?" stamp!
- Let's continue. This segment is to think of Nakashima-san's nickname.
My nickname is...
Kimro-Boxer.
"Kimro-Boxer"? You're lying!
Nakashima-san is kind, so I'll give him advice and use my skills.
That's it.
That's me, right?
You know who it is, don't you?
But Nakashima-san's punches are so fast that you can't see them.
So I thought you said something here.
With a smile.
It's really fast, isn't it?
It's really fast. I'm scared of Nakashima-san.
What weight class is he in?
Boxing, right?
4th class?
I don't know.
He said "I'll start from the bottom," and his punches are so fast that you can't see them.
He's a crazy guy, isn't he?
I'll start.
Bottom.
Right.
It's really crazy.
It's scary, isn't it?
Thank you.
You won't be able to do it again, will you?
Let's continue.
This segment is a new segment.
Let's talk about it.
It seems like it.
I have something to say.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Recently, when I'm thirsty, I drink hot water in the bath.
Oh, my God!
It's not good for you.
I don't need hot water.
But I really drink it.
When I'm in the bath, my throat gets dry.
Because of the hot water.
But I'm not thirsty at all.
I'm not thirsty at all.
But when I'm thirsty like this, I drink water.
The water in the bath is the same.
At that time, I had such an idea.
When I was thirsty, I drank water like this.
I thought it was normal.
I thought all drinks and water were the same.
My parents told me to leave water in the bath.
I drank water in the bath.
My parents were surprised.
At that time, I realized that I was crazy.
So you don't drink water anymore, do you?
I don't drink water now.
Maybe you drank water when you were little.
The taste of water is very strong.
I don't drink water anymore.
Send them to the middle of the bath.
This is a bar where crazy people gather.
This is crazy.
This is a bar where crazy people gather.
They play fashionable jazz music.
But all the customers are crazy.
Let's move on.
All Japan Riding and Eating Championship.
They compete for speed of eating seaweed without using hands.
This time...
This time, we will predict the order of 1st to 4th place.
I'm sure the viewers are expecting it, too.
It's like a "seaweed eating derby".
It's not a joke!
It's Krakon.
That's right.
There is also a pause while eating.
First of all...
Look at his face!
It's like a paddock.
Yes, it is.
Thank you, everyone.
I see!
It's like a "seaweed eating derby".
Imaizumi-san looks like he can eat a lot.
He looks like he can eat a lot.
Shibuki-san looks like he can eat a lot.
Minami-san looks like he can eat a lot.
This is our prediction.
One, two...
Ta-da!
What do you think?
Well...
Wow!
It's the same!
Wow!
It's like a TV show.
It's the worst!
He is immature!
He must have guessed it!
It's a serious prediction.
I predicted it seriously.
What do you think will happen in this race?
Well, Imaizumi-san...
He is eating a lot of seaweed.
Shibuki-san is eating a lot of seaweed, too.
Suzuki-san and Minami-san...
I think Nagashima-san was worried about it, too.
But Minami-san is looking up.
If you look up at seaweed, you won't be able to eat it.
Wow, it looks like a lot of work!
But Shimizu-san...
Shimizu-san's eyes are wide open!
Where are you looking at?
Shimizu-san's eyes are wide open!
Go!
Go for it!
Dead heat!
Which is it?!
It's an image, right?!
This is for sure!
Shimizu-san wins!
Just a little more!
Which is it?!
Oh, nice!
Okay!
The seaweed is starting to get wet!
Wow, this is...
Which is it?!
What strategy will they use next?
Oh, but...
Did Minami-san get the hang of it?
He showed a look like he saw something...
Go for it!
He looks up again.
Go for it!
Which is it?!
This is a very long battle without a cut.
Go for it!
Oh, but Shimizu-san...
It's Shimizu-san!
It feels like the flow has changed a little.
That's right! Maybe it's better not to show your face.
Minami-san doesn't look hesitant at all.
He's not moving forward.
He's not hesitating at all!
Is he trying to melt it?
Minami-san!
Is he trying to melt it?
Suzuki-san, you're making progress even though you're so close.
Wow!
It's easier to clear it quickly.
Do your best!
How is it?
We don't have much more to say in the studio.
Minami-san is making rapid progress!
He's making rapid progress!
I think I know how to eat it!
No way!
Which one is it?!
What is this dead heat?!
Minami-san!
Wow!
3rd place is Minami Yurina!
Great!
So...
I'm frustrated!
I was a little late!
Minami-san is making rapid progress!
He noticed it in the middle of it!
Minami-san, you've been like this for a long time!
The moment he thought it's not good...
This is it!
He found out how to do it!
And now...
We have...
What?!
An important announcement!
And now...
We have...
What?!
An important announcement!
ST48...
ASH...
ACTORS SCHOOL HIROSHIMA...
LIMITED AUDITION PROJECT...
NEW WAVE PROJECT...
Let's get started.
What is that?!
As an idol who aims for the region, STA48 continues its activities.
Ash, who sent many graduates to the idol world, and PSS, three companies,
will initiate a new project that will liven up entertainment in the region.
Named "STA48 Ash Limited Audition Project New Wave Project"...
STU48 will conduct first, second, and final screening at ACTORS SCHOOL HIROSHIMA...
And a new member will be decided!
What's going on?!
- What's going on?! - A new member...
- And you're announcing it here?! - At the audition...
- You're announcing it on a show like this?! - We'll decide it!
At ACTORS SCHOOL HIROSHIMA, we'll stick to the pattern of the audition...
And until the final screening in March of next year...
Until we decide a new member...
We'll broadcast it every month!
You can also follow us on Twitter, so please look forward to it!
And so, Nakashima-san, you're finally starting your ACTORS SCHOOL HIROSHIMA audition project.
Every year at ACTORS SCHOOL HIROSHIMA...
I write scripts for plays or scripts for presentations...
And there are so many amazing girls!
"This girl is amazing!" "That girl is amazing!" There are girls like that...
- There are so many girls! - I wonder what kind of girls will come...
We were quite shocked when the fans of VANITY came...
But this time, we'll stick to the pattern of the audition!
You'll be fine! You'll audition properly, won't you?
You'll get a temporary test and eat seaweed for breakfast...
What kind of content will you decide the MVP again this month?
What is this month's most stupid MVP content?
Well...
It's Shimizu Sara's whole content!
It's been a year and a half.
She does everything constantly.
"Guruguru Bat" is an art created by Kado P.
That's right.
If it weren't for her, it would have been Imaizumi's "Nozokima-a".
Well...
Imaizumi-san...
She does a lot of things like this.
She makes a lot of good hits.
But in front of her...
There's a lot of stupid content.
Well...
We had a very important announcement.
Nagashima-san, please say a word at the end.
To be honest, can I say it at the bar?
Well...
The important announcement by Kato-kun at the end...
I thought it was the last episode.
I'm glad!
Thank you!
Can I have that?
I'm in trouble!