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Please join me again for "Stupid Time" tonight.
Mr. Nakashima, thank you for joining us again today.
Thank you for having me!
This show is a show in which two STU48 researchers challenge stupid content creation with the director.
Looking at the VTR this time, Mr. Nakashima will choose the most stupid MVP content stored in this Krako-chan.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Well, I just said "two researchers", but...
At the concert held the other day...
No, no...
Two STU48 researchers have been selected as regular members.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
It's really wonderful!
No, no...
Mr. Nakashima!
Yes?
You know, you have an important role.
Well, I've been playing an important role of announcing it...
Even while you're acting...
No, no...
Well, something like that...
I don't know how to say it...
The staff of Krako-chan were also involved in the concert that was selected.
We will tell you about it in the second half of the show.
Well, then...
The two students who will appear tonight...
Two researchers...
Is "two students" okay?
Yes, they are two students.
They are still researchers...
Oh, they are still...
Since October 1st...
Yes.
I see.
So, I will introduce you to the two researchers who are just about to appear.
Yes, first of all...
Taguchi Reika-chan, who has mastered her little devil character...
"She is making full use of it with her "mastered" pose..."
Is she really a little devil?
This is a very strange line.
Well, and the second one is...
Yuru Yuru Ikeda Yura-chan, who has a beautiful singing voice.
She is 17 years old.
Well, singing voice is a popular term...
But there are very few programs that show singing voice.
Well, and the third one...
"Kawamata Anna-chan," "When I listen to you, I feel sleepy."
Is this a compliment or not?
It's not perfect, but...
Yes.
She's doing it at her own pace, and there's a part where she's relaxing.
And the fourth one is...
She has done a lot of good deeds.
"Miracle of Okayama," "Utsumi," and "Rinu-chan."
She's a little bit...
She has a lot of horror elements...
And this... well...
The power of her face...
She has a lot of presence.
And with that...
We've introduced the four people who will appear today.
The first one is...
Do-po-ji One-shot Game.
My name is Reika Taguchi.
I sacrifice my sneaker and play dodgeball.
I imitate 5th grade elementary school students.
I'm Yura Ikeda.
I'm going to chew candy.
Ready, set, go!
Oh!
Well...
That's true, but...
You're good at making a smug face.
What?
You're good at making a smug face.
I'm Kanmatanna.
I'm going to tell you about my past life.
I had a past life!
I was reading a textbook during history class.
I saw charcoal coming out of it.
It was small.
There was a sentence like that.
It was like bean knowledge.
When charcoal came out of it...
Oh, my past life is charcoal.
Hmm...
Really?
I'm Utsumi Rine.
I'm good at dodgeball.
There's a technique called "chewing candy."
I'm going to show you that in my room.
Ready, set, go!
Hello, it's Cameo Kamesan...
Oh, it fell!
Oh Kamesan...
Out of the world...
Oh, it fell!
If... Oh, it fell!
Oh, it fell!
Get out of my way!
I'm doing it now!
hello...
Actually, when I was working on the award announcement,
I was watching them on the monitor, and I cried.
They were so cool!
I want them to give me back those tears!
I've never cried like that in my life!
I was like, "Hey, wait up!"
Are you guys the ones who really made me tremble?
Moving on...
Is this your first time?
If you give me this title, I'll get scared.
This is Nakashima-san's strongest title award.
Ah, I want it!
I want it!
This is Nakashima-san's strongest title award.
Hi, I'm the director of the Matryoshka Production Department.
Yesterday, "Krakon" was on air, and I watched it.
At that time, I really felt like Matryoshka was collecting tools.
I really felt like my hands were opening up Matryoshka.
I think I'm working hard every day to make better Matryoshka.
Abkhazia is tough.
It's so tough that you can hear me say, "No!" every day.
So...
People at my company don't know much about me.
Didn't you hear about it from "Ikkisei"?
There was a description of her as "awahara".
This is probably "Ikkisei" information, right?
Yes.
That person is really noisy!
Be careful, Ikkisei!
Moving on...
This is Nakashima-san's favorite song.
"Whispering Voice".
I love it!
I'm sure you've heard it before.
It's Nakashima-san's favorite "whispering voice" competition.
Nakashima-san, do you like octopuses?
I like them, too.
Nakashima-san, do you like octopuses?
I like them, too.
Stop it for a second. Stop it for once.
It's not good at all!
The intention might be different from yours.
Why did you make that choice?
You might be waiting for it, but it's not good at all!
Please continue!
I like it!
Somewhere in a shop,
Matryoshka was taking a break.
Somewhere in a shop,
Matryoshka was taking a break.
She got tired,
and made a duplicate of me.
Not somewhere in a shop,
but in Venice.
Not somewhere in a shop,
but in Venice.
In Venice.
Is that so?
I see.
Thigh.
I thought you'd like my thigh,
looking at your face.
Wow!
This is...
the best segment ever!
It blew my mind!
However,
just in order,
even if you call me 'thigh' after Etsuko-san,
it doesn't work for me!
Well,
it's like God came to me,
and said, 'Thigh, thigh,'
and I couldn't do it anymore.
When you show me your wife's detergent photo,
it's like,
she comes back to me!
She did her best for me,
is my honest,
opinion!
Everyone did their best for me!
Your thigh
has a pretty sharp line.
No matter how hard I try,
I can't be in the center!
Right?!
But you did it!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Thank you, everyone!
Right?
Thigh.
Now, let's move on.
Since you can see
the members' private aspects,
I'll show you
your ugly photos.
Ah!
There are
a lot of cute photos.
These are
my ugly photos.
I wanted to focus on people,
but I focused on water.
It's nothing,
but water.
Water.
But there's
someone next to you.
Who is it?
I don't know who it is.
Who is it?
Well, it's a picture I got, so I don't know who it is.
There are too few pictures I can't see,
so I asked my mom for it.
Here's my picture I can't see.
This isn't mine either,
but my mom explained it to me.
It's a picture of a car,
with a pig on the outside,
in front of the car's door,
and I couldn't go out,
so I took the picture for now.
Here's my picture I can't see.
Is this all yours, Ikeda-san?
Yes.
Is this all yours, Chiba-sama?
Is it mochi?!
On New Year's Day,
when I was making mochi at my grandma's house,
I did this and probably came out.
Was Ireda-san here?
No.
I think he was here, yes.
So you didn't take a picture of yourself?
No, I didn't.
Your mom took this picture with all her might.
That's right.
Even at STU,
there are times you have to send a picture,
but I don't always take pictures,
so my mom always sends me all of them.
Is that something you use for content?
Yes.
Like in emails,
when I say 'send me this,'
she sends me pictures of the sky
or bugs,
but I can't see any of them.
But you still send emails to your fans using that?
Yes, that's right.
That's too much.
That's great!
It's a fraud of Kadoppi.
It's a pure impression, isn't it?
It's a fraud of an elementary school student.
Well, it was different from what we've done so far.
No, it was fun.
- It was fun. - No, it's really good.
From now on, the STU48 Secondary Students' Summer Setouchi Tour "The Way to Secondary Students"
which was held at the Hiroshima Sunplaza Hall the other day,
will be held on Sunday.
The staff of this program also participated in it.
- So we'll show you... - Oh, you'll see it?
- Yes. - I want to see it!
- We'll show it to you. - Yes.
Here, at the Hiroshima Sunplaza Hall,
filling 2,000 capas with the strength of only secondary students
is the only condition.
A total of 2,073 capas!
And so,
all the secondary students have been promoted to senior members!
Congratulations!
So far, it's been a normal concert.
- Yes. - It's the moment of promotion.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's before the performance. - Oh!
What were you doing?
- I was... - You're kidding me!
- I really wasn't doing anything! - Don't do it! Don't do it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - I'm Yoyoi Nakahiro.
I'd like to say my feelings now while imitating Sara Shimizu.
Hey, Yoyo-chan, listen!
Sara-san, you're really nervous!
Huh? You're really nervous, JK-san!
You're really nervous! What should I do?!
She did it for me.
Yes, I'm Rine Utsumi.
When I watched TV this morning,
Nakashima-san was doing a location shoot,
and I was doing Nakashima-san's "monomono" there.
Oh, this is...
I was at a cafe and I was eating something like chicken curry and I said, "Hmm, this is good!"
Mayonnaise and curry go well together!
Am I supposed to talk like that?
♪ Tsubaru in the wind ♪
?
♪ Everybody's in the sky ♪
I'm Yano Honoka, 1st grade of SD Fortress.
Yano-san, you're going to do that?
Oh, I'm impressed.
That's amazing.
My independent one-shot game.
Today I will end my life.
It's important to go all out.
Yes, it's important to go all out.
Oh, Morishita!
I'm Morishita Maeha, a first-generation student.
My motto is "Look this way and go!"
Here I go!
Go first!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Look this way and go!
I'm a firecracker!
Oh, that's good!
I wonder what it is!
Good, good, good! Amazing!
I'm Kada Kimura, a first-generation student of SD48.
Now...
I'm going to imitate Shinano Soraha.
Hey, Mr. Miu Miu!
Don't touch Mr. Michi!
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
I'm Okii Yuta, a first-generation student of SD48 and Draft3.
It depends on your outfit.
One-way traffic law violation.
Are you okay?
Shh, shh, shh, it's all five of you.
I'm Yano Hanaka, a first-generation student of SD48.
My bangs are like a dog's.
Mongols too?
Rouge.
Amakara.
Nakashima Naoki.
I'm the worst.
Yano-san will sing "hajimemashite kuracon".
Here I go.
She's fast.
I respect the first-generation students who do terrible things every time.
I watch "on air" every time.
She's good.
Kado Aki-san will sing.
Wait, I don't know.
A first-generation student of SD48.
There are still dreams for the two of you.
So don't give up and keep chasing your dream.
That's what I said at the beginning of the show.
I see.
Ms. Oki will sing "Imano Kimochi".
Imano Kimochi
Yano Honoka looks at her cell phone and doesn't look at me.
I'm lonely, lonely, lonely.
Thief! Thief!
Thief! Traffic law violation!
My heart is a traffic law violation!
You're laughing at your own joke.
What's that?
This is hard.
You were about to use it just now.
I'm going to use this double.
I've announced the results of the second- generation students who have graduated and will become second- generation students.
And I brought you the results of the second- generation students who have graduated and will become second- generation students.
I've heard that you've been working harder than ever since you found out about this project.
I'm going to announce the results of the second- generation students who have graduated and will become second-generation students.
Here in Hiroshima Sunplaza Hall, we are going to fill 2,000 capas with the power of only second- generation students.
That is the only condition.
Ticket center 1,899 tickets, 174 play guides, a total of 2,073 tickets, so all second-generation students have been promoted to first-generation members!
Congratulations!
Wow! We did it!
Thank you!
We did it!
Thank you!
STU48 second-generation researchers, second- generation students, thank you for your support!
Thank you!
STU48 second-generation researchers, second- generation students, thank you for your support!
It's good to put it vertically, isn't it?
I'm Riko Kudo.
I play "Before Dad and Mom Become Pigs" with Sen and Chihiro's "Hidden Paper".
There is a shop!
Chihiro, it looks delicious!
Chihiro, eat this rice! It's very soft!
Dad! Mom!
This is like a park, isn't it?
No! I haven't paid you yet!
It's good.
The transition is good.
Congratulations again!
It was amazing!
Yes!
The first generation came out!
It's cool!
It's like a boy's manga "Two" where the protagonist of the previous work comes to help you!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That hot development!
That feeling! I'm glad!
I'm glad you said that!
I also thought about what I could say about "Before Dad and Mom Become Pigs" as a senior student!
Yes! Let's do that!
Actually, Nana Okada, Mitsuki Imamura, and Akari Fukuda might also be able to appear!
There was information like this, but they were busy in front of the park and couldn't come, but one day they might be able to come.
It's probably not a bad thing to appear, right?
No, no, no, no...
Understand it!
It's probably not a bad thing to appear, right?
Stop it! What are you saying?!
No, it's a little...
What are you going to do without looking?!
Don't you want to see it?!
I want to see it! I want to see it!
I want to see it, but...
However, Nana Okada was announced this time, but with her next seven new songs, her contract with STE48 will be lifted.
Oh, is that so?
On the contrary, Nana Okada, who has a lot of experience as an idol, said that even if her contract is lifted, STE48 will be fine.
Oh, that's what you mean!
And I think the driving force for that is everyone who has become popular.
Oh, you're right.
That's right.
So, congratulations!
Congratulations!
In fact, it's only just begun.
That's right.
Now, today, there was something like a change of pace or a special edition, but...
Out of all the content up to this point, we're going to save it for Kurako-chan.
It's the most stupid...
It didn't matter at all!
But you know, Kurako-chan is waiting for it, right?
She's waiting for it!
Kurako-chan must have been really bored in the second half!
It's not stupid at all!
Now, Nakashima-san...
Yes!
What is the MVP's most stupid content?
It's Sasayaki-san's thighs!
Wow, this is really...
I can't stand it anymore.
I'll save it in my dark, dark, dark place.
To protect yourself?
To protect myself!
I see.
Now, Nakashima-san...
What would you like to say at the end of this episode?
Well, what I really want to say is...
Ikisei is so cool!
He really is.
He's so cool!
I'll just say it.
The captain is definitely Kon!
Let's grow up!
No, no matter what...
Kon!
But...
Okada Nana-san...
Kon!