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It's another boring night with "Once a Month" tonight.
- Thank you for joining us, Nakashima-san. - Thank you for having me.
Now, let me introduce you to the two students who will be joining us tonight.
Okay.
First, the youngest, Sako Himeka-chan.
She's been doing a lot of TV lately, but I guess she's still in her teens.
She's now 14 years old. She's the youngest.
She's a little shy.
And, Muneyuki-san.
- She's unexpectedly popular in "Kurako". - Yes, she is.
She has a point where she doesn't intend to do it.
That's the image I have of her.
This is when we went on location.
- Oh, I see! - Ouch!
- This is where she doesn't intend to do it. - Yes.
And now, the oldest.
Paseri, also known as Serika-san.
What do you want to leave with Matsumura?
I don't intend to do it, but I like my daughter a lot.
- She's a great character. - Yes, she is.
And now...
She tends to be born as a tough girl.
But, basically, she has a good stamina and is stable.
She's Rinko Yoshizaki, who makes things explode.
What are you talking about?!
Hey, you bastard!
You're some kind of idiot!
You idiot!
- I'm looking forward to it. - Me, too.
- So, first... - Yes?
- As usual, we'll start with "Do, Po, Ji, Ippatsu" game. - Yes.
[Do, Po, Ji, Ippatsu Game]
- Let's start with the oldest one. - I'm Saki Serika.
I'll do "Katakana Ayue" five times in a row.
One, two...
A-i-u-e-o!
- Oh! Not bad! - A-i-u-e-o!
Scary!
- A... - She's doing her best.
- I'm Yoshizaki Rinko. - Yes.
- I'd like to be an idol who sells hobbies to great people. - What are you saying?
Good morning.
Oh! Good morning!
Huh? Is a new song on sale?
Huh? Has the center position been decided yet?
Huh? Is that so?
Well, I hope you enjoy today's show!
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- It's like this! - Is it?
- Right? - Is the back like this?
- Wow, scary! - Is the back like this?
- I'm Muneo Yuki Rika. - Yes.
- I'll do "Kanimata" more than 180 degrees. - Huh? What do you mean?
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's true!
- It's more than 180 degrees! Wow! - Wow!
- Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! - Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
- Wow! - Wow! That doesn't matter!
I'm Sako Himeka. I don't do "sumawataki."
I don't do "sumawataki."
Hahaha!
No, it's after this!
No, no, not below!
- It's from here, right? - I don't do "sumawataki."
Oh, you got caught by the album director!
Please forgive me!
This is the first one!
That's right!
You're pretty patient, aren't you?
(She's singing a Japanese song)
It's normal.
Don't say "de de den"!
I said "de de den" doesn't make any sense!
It's good, isn't it?
"Four cars and four people" is good, isn't it?
Each of you has your own personality.
Yuki-san, I think you have a lot of stories like this, don't you?
Yes, I do.
There are some stories that make you look like this.
There are some idols who act like this in our show, right?
Yes, there are.
I'm sure Yuki-san is addicted to it.
I'm worried about her!
She's so cute!
What else?
Yuki-san's stories were amazing.
More than 180 stories.
What's going on here?
When did you become able to do this?
I used to be able to do it better.
You used to be able to do it better?
What?!
You're saying you're surprised, aren't you?
But you know, you can't work too hard and make weird things happen, right?
Wow, that's amazing!
And the oldest, Osaki-san.
Well, I.U.E.O.
If we suddenly say "oh!" and it becomes like this, I get it.
But I.U.E.O. is already a movement of one person!
Why can't you do it?!
But well, well, you worked hard.
That appearance is really shining.
Sakko-san...
Won't you blink?
Well, I forgave him in the beginning, but I got caught by D.U.E.O.-san.
I was like "I did it!"
There were other people who didn't blink, right?
How stupid...
You blinked relatively early, didn't you?
Well, well, since it's a greeting change, this is where the real thing begins.
The legend of strangers we did last time.
What kind of strangers will come this time?
Last time, right?
Yes.
My name is Gonzaemon.
I'm a stranger who picks up people who litter on the roadside.
I'm the type of person who collects littered garbage with this sword.
I don't hurt people. I use this sword to pick up garbage.
I think this person started collecting littered garbage and now,
we should ban littering for the sake of society.
I think this person started doing that.
This person's gaze is also like the moment when he discovered it.
Shut up!
I like this person's famous quote.
You, who I love, are a garbage squid.
My name is Kombu Makiyo.
Kombu Makiyo!
Oden originally didn't have kombu in it,
but this person said, "If you add kombu, you'll get more soup stock and it'll be delicious."
Not only can you get soup stock, but you can also eat it.
This person said, "It's delicious."
Kombu Makiyo!
As a result of her determination, she became a kombu.
She became a kombu!
She became a kombu...
What does that mean?
I use a lot of soup in the bath and make my own soup stock.
- So you make your own soup stock. - That's right.
What do you do with the soup stock?
I use it for my family's soup.
- Your family drinks it? - Yes.
You make your own soup stock.
You are a pervert.
You make your own soup stock.
This is a very good story.
You make your own soup stock thinking about whether you can drink more or not.
You made your family drink it and it became unpopular, right?
- But we don't drink it, right? - That's right.
If we don't have it in our hands, does that mean he stopped drinking it?
- He is in a state of confusion, isn't he? - Wow!
You are a pervert.
- You are a pervert. - That's good.
- You are becoming more and more perverted. - That's right.
- You look like you are about to do something amazing. - Wow!
You look like you are about to do something amazing.
You take it very seriously.
Wow!
You are a pervert.
According to a famous saying in Hokuto no Ken...
According to "You are already dead"...
You are a pervert.
This is good!
Wow!
Next, we have a photo contest that doesn't look good.
Last time, we asked you to take photos that don't look good.
Next time...
Okay!
Ta-dah!
What is this?
It's Morigio.
Wow!
I think it will collapse for sure.
That's right.
I don't know where the top is.
It's slippery.
Well, it will collapse over time.
Here it is.
This is my mask I took after the lesson.
Wow!
It looks like a mask.
Here it is.
What is it?
Well, it's the top right "oyashirazu".
It's moving! It's moving a lot!
Didn't it hurt for a while after you took it off?
No, it was okay with the sixth one.
I forced myself and took off four of them.
"oyashirazu" is the second one, so I took off a total of six of them.
I have two more, so I plan to take them off again next month or so.
Next time, when I appear in "kurako", I would like to introduce "oyashirazu" which is my new work.
I like it!
But it's amazing that you showed me such a thing!
"oyashirazu" too.
Besides, it's your home, isn't it?
Right? You can see it by pressing the ring light.
That's right.
It's amazing.
"oyashirazu" music video, and a mask.
When I think about it, it's all scary things.
Well, let's move on.
Speaking of "oyashirazu", it's this project.
"Scary Story Contest" which really existed.
Just recently, I wanted to eat hot pot, so I thought I'd put in a lot of fish fillets today.
I chewed a lot and swallowed it, "Ah, the soup stock is soaked in."
And after I finished eating the hot pot, there was something like a sponge on the side of the hot pot.
"Huh?" I thought.
When I looked at the tray that had fish in it in a hurry, it turned out to be a sponge.
I had put it in a hot pot.
I ate it.
You ate it!
No!
When I first appeared in "Scary Story Contest", I was given a script.
My kanji was wrong and the character "rin" in "rinko" was wrong.
Including "stupid", it's been wrong about five times.
It's wrong every time.
The script is always wrong every time.
I told Kato-san about "stupid" and he said, "Your kanji is wrong."
Then Kato-san said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll fix it for you."
So this time, I opened the script thinking it would be okay.
It was wrong.
Scary!
Adults are scary!
Kind Yutanja!
I'm sorry.
It's not good. Let's be careful.
What was the other one?
Putting everything in the pot.
I know! I know!
Putting everything in the pot.
I know!
Once, when I went to a restaurant,
they served me ramen.
It had an old woman's finger in it.
I thought it was the worst.
But it didn't have a finger in it that day, so I was glad.
But it had a bandage on her thumb in the shape of a ring.
I don't like that.
It's the era.
The era.
Die!
There's tea in it. Die!
It's the era.
Okay.
I'm going to weigh myself.
Oh, my!
You're going to weigh yourself?
Oh, my!
You're going to weigh yourself?
What is your weight class?
This is my weight when I was the fattest last year.
It's 54kg.
Yes.
Now it's 47kg.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Yes, it's okay for you to say it since you're doing it.
Is there such a thing?
It's 47kg.
What did you eat at peak 54kg?
Well, I went to a convenience store every night and ate ice cream,
sweet bread, cup noodles, juice, pudding and chewing candy.
Chewing candy.
Did you eat it all at once?
Yes, of course.
Besides, I don't eat it for dinner.
What?
I don't eat it for dinner.
The menu is a late-night meal.
Yes, it's Nakashima-san.
What are you coloring?
My face is so simple.
I'm coloring my real hair.
Where is it?
Where is it? Why are you coloring it?
I searched "kuracon" and saw a picture of it on their website.
Is there a part you're particular about?
My contour is vertical and long.
My contour is vertical and long and I have parallel eyebrows.
It's really stuck together.
Yes, it is.
Don't shake it!
Hey!
Did you do this, Nakashima-san?
This is a postcard application for Mitsuri.
I see.
Why?
I see.
I see. I see.
I stretched it for two hours so that it could be boiled down properly.
And there was nothing to stretch, so I stretched it with my palms and with my heart.
Why did you come up with that idea?
After all, human relations are money, so
human relations are real, so I chose this one.
I think it's a lie to say that it took two hours to stretch the clay.
Does it take two hours?
Well, I stretched it cleanly, but what about you?
It may have taken two hours.
Really?
That's why it's crazy.
Because I stretched the clay like this for two hours without thinking.
Scary.
And this is what you made.
Scary.
Then, this is also a summer-like project.
Somen, fast-slurping championship.
This looks a little difficult.
I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
Ready, set, go!
It's hard.
Ready, set, go!
It's harder than I thought!
Who did this?
Wow!
I can't think of anything!
Wow!
It's harder than I thought!
I can't think of anything!
It's harder than I thought!
Wow!
But it was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
We didn't have to take a bath.
We don't know how you feel about it.
We didn't have to take a bath.
Yes, we saw it.
Yes.
Did you feel the summer?
Do you feel it?
This is the last story for today.
It's pretty early today.
I know.
It's fun.
Guru Guru Battoni Gaoe Championship.
This is a segment that has been loved for a relatively long time even in Crayon Shin-chan.
This time, they made a little renewal.
What has changed?
Oh, no, no.
I see, it's a good technique.
Six.
One.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
(lol)
What!?
Ouch!
You're great!
Here you are.
Wow! Awesome!
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten!
Slowly, slowly.
Take it off.
You look cool.
You look really cool.
Seriously.
Let's do it again.
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurt! It hurt!
Ouch!
It hurt!
Okay.
Don't you think you don't have to roll over?
You're right.
You have a lot of elements.
I think you don't have to do push-ups or push-ups.
You look like an owl.
When I or Kado-san walk, we scream like this.
We scream like this.
We say "ouch!" or "it hurt!"
We don't do that.
You're amazing.
Because you're young.
It's good to be young.
When we faced each other, Kado-san, who didn't laugh even a millimeter, laughed a lot.
This is a game for rich people.
Come to me.
You can be on TV.
I don't know what to do.
The modeling department, too.
I know.
Well, Nakashima-san.
What is the MVP content of this show?
It's Somen Hayasusuri Championship.
Absolutely.
Well...
If you can't be in Okura, I'll do it for you.
I'll put you in Kurako-chan.
If you can't be in Okura, you don't have to do anything.
What?
I'll put you in Kurako-chan.
That's all for today.
Well, on our official Twitter, we'll be posting exclusive videos on Tuesdays and Thursdays every week.
Thank you for your support.
Yes.
Well, Nakashima-san.
Any last words for this month?
Yes.
It was a lot of fun.
But from next week, I'll try not to talk too much.
I'm sorry.