AISubs v3.5
Well then, once a month, "Stupid Night" will start again tonight.
Nakashima-san, thank you for joining us.
Yes, thank you for having me!
Well, this show is about two researchers from STU48 making stupid content together with the director.
Nakashima-san, thank you for joining us again for watching the VTR.
Thank you for having me!
Well then, without further ado, let me introduce you to the two researchers who will be joining us tonight.
Surprisingly, the first one to leave a mark is MVP Queen Anna Kawamata-san.
She is a queen!
She has achievements.
And next is Yurina Minami, who grew up in Osaka and is loved by many people.
All of the jokes were funny, so I dared to make jokes that were funny.
Next up is Yayoi Nakahiro-chan, not sure if she can make good use of her surrealistic sensibility.
This is...
It's like "Gamaru Choba".
Ah, this is...
Yes!
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes.
And then there is Nagashima-san, who is getting more and more into it.
Sarah Yoshida-san.
If you think about it, she is surprisingly honest.
It's just that she is too straight-forward.
That's right.
But she is honest.
Yes.
And with that said...
As usual, we will start with "Dopoji Ippatsu Game".
I'm Minami Irina. I will ring the finger joint.
Her movement is amazing!
It doesn't ring at all!
I'm Nakahiro Yayoi. I will play "right hand will win" rock-paper-scissors.
Hoi! Hoi!
You lied to me!
I'm Kamatano. I won't change my height. I will bend my knees.
What's going on?
A little more...
If you look at me from the front...
My knees are coming forward.
Hoi!
She's cute. I think she's cute.
Huh?
No way. The microphone is a little...
Huh? What?
I'm Fushida Sara. I'll make the sound of your back.
My back?!
Everyone's just talking.
It's fine. What is it?
Huh?
[Laughter]
It's ridiculously long!
[Laughter]
This is a technique that Yoshida-san did the day before the recording and noticed it by chance.
[Laughter]
I want you to prepare it for a little longer.
[Laughter]
I'm a knowledgeable person.
[Laughter]
Kawamata-san's technique of bending his legs without changing his height.
Yes, yes.
It was very common.
It started when we were lining up in school and started to do it.
[Laughter]
He didn't notice it at all when everyone was lining up.
His height didn't change.
He probably bent his legs and was smiling by himself.
[Laughter]
Teacher, please give him a slap in the face!
[Laughter]
You know what she's like now, right?
Please give him a slap in the face!
[Laughter]
Now, let's move on.
Next, is this a new project?
We, two hosts, and this show's specialty...
No, it's not an exaggeration to say that it has become one.
It's a family-like relationship.
Based on historical figures...
Well, it's a family.
Based on original photos,
we asked you to answer what you accomplished under what names.
If you don't look at it, you won't know.
Wow!
Cool!
I'm Tori Monnosuke.
I've been observing passers-by with a stern expression like this all the time and working to see if they are doing their job properly.
Are you a ghost?
Tori Monnosuke!
I've been observing passers-by with a stern expression like this all the time and working to see if they are doing their job properly.
I've been told that only this road is safe.
You've been told?
I don't care about it. I just observe. I'm an observer.
Wow!
His name is Dolchard Ghosn.
Dolchard Ghosn!
Dolchard Ghosn is a person who created humans.
You're a god!
Dolchard Ghosn!
He's a monkey, but he's human.
He's been creating things from such a small place and finally completed them.
He's been working really hard and he doesn't sleep at night.
He's not sleeping at all.
I thought I finally completed it.
I was so happy that I passed out.
But I was able to complete it and go back to my textbook.
If it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't be here now.
I'm really grateful. Thank you for creating humans.
Thank you.
Nishida Heido.
Mr. Nishida Heido.
He drew up a map of Japan.
A map of Japan and...
It was him!
From Japan to Osaka and Osaka's something city.
He drew up the map in detail.
He paved the way for Japan.
I see.
Suddenly, Dolce & Gabbana and his work have changed.
Dolce & Gabbana is great.
But it was fun.
It was hard for him.
Even though he was sleepy, he drank medicine and woke up.
He did his best.
That's why I'm in Hiroshima now.
In Hiroshima.
To be honest, there are some parts I drew carelessly.
But he did his best.
He drew with a pencil and erased it.
He drank medicine and did his best.
I won't say such details.
I'm in Hiroshima now.
Thank you.
She made a lot of medicine.
Yes.
Omote-chan.
It's Omote-chan.
He made money.
Why is money made of iron?
Why is it made of paper?
Why is it made of tape?
Why is it made of various types of tape?
He was a person who thought about it to a small extent and made money.
Without this person, there would be no money and we would be fighting and fighting.
But thanks to this person being born and this person being smart, the economy is turning in Japan.
There is also money.
And it's not just about coins.
There is a possibility that your wallet will open and you will have a lot of money.
When that happens, I think that it is no good for Japan to fight and fight again.
He made money and thought about it.
Now, Japan has an economy and has become a peaceful world.
I think so.
Thank you, Mr. Chang.
Thank you for making money.
He is a really wonderful person.
She talked a lot.
I haven't heard of Tomotecchan for a while.
She must be grateful for many things.
She said "thank you".
She looks like Torimonnosuke and her work is easy.
She looks like she's going to do something bigger.
Torimonnosuke.
She is quite interesting.
Let's continue.
This is "unattractive photo contest".
In advance of the contest, members will receive unattractive photos.
This is my unattractive photo.
This is a properly alive crab.
When I first saw it, I thought it had a nice color.
But when I looked at it later, I thought it was alive.
I thought it was more like life than unattractive.
I thought it was unattractive because it looked like it was alive.
That's right.
This is my unattractive photo.
What?
When I'm asked to send a picture that doesn't look good,
I usually delete pictures that I thought didn't look good every time.
So I didn't have any pictures, and I was in a hurry.
When I was in a hurry, I was near this place, so I thought of taking this picture.
Where is it?
Don't ask me!
It's...
It's not your home, is it?
It's...
It's your home, isn't it?
As an idol...
You're not an idol!
I won't say it, but...
No...
I don't want to give you a sense of reality.
I'm not saying where it is.
You're being treated like an idol.
What?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're not an idol!
It's not like you're an idol!
You're not an idol!
I'm trying my best to protect you.
However, I'm not impressed with your attitude towards this show.
What?
You showed your back because it was ringing the day before.
You must have been looking at it in the bathroom in a hurry.
Is this a televised show?
You must have thought like that.
Well, well, well...
I see.
Let's move on.
Yes.
Members' delicate photos.
Members looked at delicate photos with certain things and collaged photos for the first time and said a word about their feelings.
Is it faster to look at this?
It's a little difficult.
(Singing)
What are you doing?
What?
I see.
That's right, isn't it?
I think it's terrible, too.
I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you, too.
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Please eat me.
He said like that.
I'm sad. I didn't think he would say like that.
That's right, isn't it?
Please eat me.
I feel sorry for him.
It's great that he made this.
Please eat me.
It's because he doesn't have eyebrows.
Please eat me.
That's right, he made it.
Please eat me.
It's amazing.
I feel like I can't say anything.
Is it really me?
I think it's perfect.
I feel like I'm getting attention.
I feel like I'm doing my job with responsibility.
I think it's perfect.
What?
It's amazing. Your idea is wonderful.
But I'm in the middle of it, so I don't know if I can step on it or not.
Is it alive? Is it dead?
It's alive and I'm still safe.
It seems like it's coming out of where it comes out every time.
I think I want to use this technology more.
Is that what you mean?
It's kind of fun.
This is interesting.
It's interesting.
But I feel like we're both good guys.
That's right.
I feel sorry for you.
Your honest impression of me is cute, too.
That's right.
Is it alive? Is it dead?
The next one is...
An abbreviation hidden in life.
You seriously thought about its official name and answered it.
So it's a quiz.
So there's an answer, right?
That's right.
You know the answer if you know it, but you think about it.
It's interesting.
Aircon.
Aircontroller.
Remocon.
Remotocontrol.
Conbini.
Conbiniensutoa.
Dotacan.
Dotanbarcancel.
What? From here?
What is it?
Aircontroller.
She said "consultant."
Aircon.
Airconcrete?
Airconcrete!
Airconcrete?
Aircon.
Aircontents?
"Aircon," but...
Do you know it?
What?
Maybe I know it.
Well...
Convenience store!
Dota cancel.
Yes!
Cancel of the day.
DIY.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Well...
DIY is...
Craft!
MVP.
Ah!
I know it!
This is...
MVP is...
Kyoichi...
Well...
Um...
He was funny.
Funny?
Well...
Am I wrong?
But she understood it from the middle.
Minami didn't say her official name.
She answered the meaning.
Yes!
But Nakahiro was...
very good.
She was good.
Yes.
I could see it clearly.
This is fun.
How can I say it?
I feel like we're back to square one.
Yes.
This is the last story of the day.
Oh!
Already?
We could see the truth of STU students' research.
We talked about it a lot.
STU sculpting club.
We made things with clay.
There were many shocking works.
When we did the sculpting club last time,
Sarah Yoshida made a work called "idol".
Among all idols, there is this idol.
With long legs...
Yes.
It was impressive.
This time, Yoshida made "idol" again.
Please pay attention to Yoshida-sensei's work.
Yoshida-sensei's "idol" again.
The title is...
"Shimura-kura".
"Shimura-kura"...
Wow, you can capture it even if you don't look at it.
If there are three dots, it looks like a face...
It's like...
It's a scary story, isn't it?
I've seen it before.
In the middle of the night in the bathroom, I thought someone was looking at me, but it was just me.
Do the dents represent eyes and mouth?
Yes, but...
I didn't draw it because I thought it was an eye.
It's three dots.
So it's not an eye.
- Just because we look like it? - Yes, just because we look like it.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- It's "mc". - Oh, is it us?
- It's like a work of art. - I know, right?
It's close.
What's going on?
You've got a lot of legs.
"mc".
You're making use of your first shape.
Last time, it was "idol".
If an idol said something bad about you, your legs would go in.
But this time, it's "kato-san".
It's "kato-san".
"kato-san" looks like he's trying hard to laugh when he's doing "krakon".
When I saw his video, he wasn't laughing that much, but...
He was trying hard to laugh.
So, every time I lie and laugh, my legs get bigger and my nose gets bigger.
If I lie and praise him, my nose gets bigger and bigger like last time.
How do you get rid of that scar?
If I do something really funny and do my best...
My nose gets bigger and bigger like this.
Do you think your scar will get better if you keep laughing like this?
No.
I think it will get bigger.
(Laughing)
How do you feel now?
Did your legs get bigger today, too?
(Laughing)
No, I always laugh from my heart.
Oh, you do?
I'm laughing.
My legs got bigger by two.
I was like, "What's going on?"
It's like a conversation through a work of art.
We have to do our best. If we do our best...
It makes me cry a little.
He's laughing. He's really laughing.
He's laughing, so don't worry.
Out of the contents up to now, you will decide the MVP content that will be saved for Kuraco-chan.
Okay.
So, this time...
What is this "mvp" content, Nakashima-san?
Well...
This is Minami Yurina-san's "facepalm"!
Yes, producer.
This is where I laughed at lies for the first time in my life.
Where your feet went in, right?
This part...
It didn't work at all!
I've been saying "thank you" and "thank you" for a while now,
and you're like, "wh-what are you saying?!"
But if I had to say it like that, it wouldn't have been so stupid.
Thank you for understanding the purpose of this show.
Thank you very much.
On our official Twitter page...
This is posted once a month,
but every Tuesday we post a limited video on Twitter that isn't broadcasted.
I also watch it every week,
but there are also some hidden masterpieces, so please check them out.
Now then, Nakashima-san, one last thing for this month, please!
Um...
I...
drank Dolce & Gabbana!
I'm sorry!
O-okay?!
Normally you wouldn't say "okay."