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So, let's get started with "Stupid Time" tonight as well.
Let's do it!
In this show, ST48 students will challenge themselves to make stupid content.
We hope to discover students' hidden potentials, so please watch the video and vote for us.
Got it!
We will save the stupidest MVB content for Krako- chan here.
Now, let me introduce you to the two students who will appear in this show tonight.
First of all...
What's going on?
She is Utsumi Rie-chan, a young and energetic student from Okayama who was born in ST48.
And finally, she is a good-for-nothing who does what she does and doesn't do what she doesn't do.
She is like that most of the day.
She is very relaxed.
And finally, she is a scaredy-cat who is afraid of Krakon.
She already cried at the shooting site.
- Is that so? - Yes, she is Tanaka Miho-chan.
Thank you for taking care of me this Christmas.
And finally, she is a scary Krakon who has an overwhelming presence.
She is Chlorico-chan.
Stop it!
Today, we have two energetic students here with us.
- Two of you, right? - Yes.
- Were you afraid of Krakon? - Yes, I was.
- What was your story about, Tanaka Miho-chan? - Was it about singing?
- She cried twice. - She cried twice.
Let's not do this anymore.
- Let's not make her cry. - Yes.
- Let's not do this anymore. - Yes.
- Let's accept her. - Yes.
- We can't end it with just tears. - That's right.
- So, first of all... - Yes.
- We will start with a one-shot dopoji. - Yes.
I'm Kudo Riko.
I'll do what I've been into lately.
Welcome to RikoTV!
Today's outfit is this!
Ta-dah!
It's a new uniform!
The colors of these two students are blue.
And among the two students,
the girl with the yellow ribbon and the girl with the gray ribbon are separated.
I'm yellow with passion and freshness!
Thank you for watching today's video!
Dun-dun-dun-dun-pa-ki-tun-ki-tun! Bye-bye!
She's a YouTuber.
I'm Tanaka Miho.
I'll sing "Hitori Gato de Kataru Kurai Nara" from my sixth single "city 48" in a fast and cheerful way.
Here we go.
Hitori Gato de Kataru Kurai Naraba
Rawatama wa Nanika Shiyou Ima
You did well!
It was fun!
I'm Natsuki Watanabe.
I'll do "Nakashima Naoki", which I've exaggerated too much.
You look like you can do it.
Good evening! I'm Nakashima Naoki!
Let's enjoy "city 48" from "city 48" today!
Wait a minute.
Don't you know anything about me?
I'm Utsumi Rine.
I'll imitate my sister, who recently appeared in my dream.
Rine, help me!
You exaggerated too much, Tanaka-shima-san.
It's not me without exaggeration.
I don't know what it is.
You don't know me, do you?
You really don't know me, do you?
You haven't seen me, have you?
And, Tanaka-san...
I applaud you!
It was the most interesting.
It was bright and quick.
It was quick.
I can't even ask you.
Well, it's time to say goodbye.
Well, well, well...
It's time to say goodbye.
Well, next...
Last time, Nakashima-san said he wanted to ask more and more people.
We, two MCs, came up with a name for comedy duo.
I'm happy!
The duo is called "Fuari-gami" and "Katame-gami".
This is a bit of a narcissistic character.
She puts her hair up and at the end of the bokeh,
the katame-gami comes out and says, "Calm down."
I think it's a well-balanced duo.
I see.
What's what and what's what?
The duo is called "Siletsu-yoki-zu".
At first glance, I thought they had beautiful teeth.
Katame-gami looks like it.
I think so, too.
They have a lot of short stories.
It's like a dentist's role-play.
I'm going to pull it out.
They pull it out and say, "It hurts."
It's like a reaction game.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
What are you doing?
It's like a bokeh.
At the end of the bokeh, they say, "Haha!"
They laugh and say, "It's a bokeh."
I think that's what they say.
I see.
The duo's name is...
What do you think it is?
What? Teeth?
I thought they had a lot of teeth.
Nakashima-san is the bokeh and Kato-san is the bokeh.
At the end of one story, they face each other and laugh.
"Hahaha!" "Hahaha!"
I'm a person who is likely to be found in the next 15 years of my career.
Hahaha!
"Haha" and "hahaha" are good.
I don't hate when someone says "haha" but...
It probably wouldn't be funny as a story.
I'd like to see it in horizontal letters like "Oriental Radio" or something cool like "Yonsentoushin"
- "Yonsentoushin" is not in horizontal letters. - Oh, I see, I see, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But if you say you have teeth, it's true that "Kato- kun, you have beautiful teeth."
Beautiful, beautiful, nice.
- What are you talking about? - Next, next, next.
- Next up, we did a "what you don't eat with your face" competition using BooBoo Cushion last time. - Oh, we did!
- This time, it's a "deceiving BooBoo Cushion" competition. - I see, I see, so it's about talking and moving, I guess?
- It's not just about faces. - Oh!
Now, let's see how this "deceiving BooBoo Cushion" competition is going.
- Let's see how this "deceiving BooBoo Cushion" competition is going. - Now, let's see how this "deceiving BooBoo Cushion" competition is going.
Boo Boo Pets! Boom Boom Pets! Boom Boom Pets! Chunchun Pets! Don Don Cats! S-T-U-F-O-D-A! Hey! Boom Boom Cats! Boom Boom Cats! Bom Bom Pets!
Sorry, sorry! I just wanted to do something suddenly and I wanted to break the rhythm. I'm sorry for that.
- By the way, what was I talking about? - No way! You're not deceiving me! You're giving up already!
- No way! No way! - Oh, but you're pretty good!
- You didn't come out just now! - The weather is nice today, too.
- Running away in this weather... That's impossible! - Huh? Have you decided something?
- No, I haven't... I mean, you're sitting next to me, so you're not deceiving me, are you? - What do you mean "Boo"?
- See? You're not deceiving me, are you? What are you doing?
- Wow! That's amazing! - You're having fun! - Yeah! That's great!
- I see! You're running away with a voice percussion! - Wow! That's innovative! - That's innovative!
- Personally, what was I talking about last time? I feel like it's coming back to me all of a sudden.
- And you're giving up at that moment! - I'm giving up! - You're not deceiving me anymore! That's cute!
- I feel like you're showing your cuteness now. - Yeah.
- So, Tanaka-san didn't participate in the Booboo Cushion Deceiving Contest. - That's right.
- That's why I was worried that you might have cried. - Yeah.
- You've been crying before you sat down, haven't you? - Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Huh?
- I'm not crying. - You're not crying.
- I'm not crying, but... - Yeah.
- I don't know if I can use it like that.
- That's how you say it, right? - Yeah.
- Right? - Yeah.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- Now, let's move on to the next topic.
- We did this last time as well.
- We'll see if you can eat a grain of rice on your cheek without using your hands.
- This is the previous MVP.
- Wait a minute! In the back of the warehouse...
- I was trapped in there!
- Last month...
- Yeah!
- He came out!
- Hey, hey!
- Okay.
- Ah! Isn't it a little far away?!
- Ah! It's a little high up.
- It's a little far away!
- Huh?
- Please.
- The position of the grain of rice...
- I can't recognize the position of the grain of rice.
- Ah! I know.
- I see! Not from below!
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ah! Isn't it possible?!
- It changed!
- That's nice!
- It's absolutely impossible to suck it.
- I won't suck it.
- He's talking.
Will you give up?
Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan!
We lost!
The winner is Tomezubu.
We lost!
Right?
Stop doing it! Stop doing it!
Tomezubu, you don't need eyes! You don't need eyes!
Move only your tongue! You don't need eyes! You don't need eyes!
Oh, no!
[He's laughing so hard he's about to pass out]
Oh no oh no!
Of course! Of course! Of course!
He's back to basics!
Eyes! Eyes!
- Look at the way he's standing. - I know, right?
Thank you for winning.
Like this.
Thank you very much.
Wonderful!
When you were about to raise your head, you looked up.
This is tough!
- Because you're an idol! - Right!
Thank you for putting up with us on this show.
And...
Tanaka-san isn't here.
- That's right. - I'm just...
crying.
Out of the four, only two came up today.
Tanaka-san dropped some rice.
- Oh, you were disqualified. - Yes, I was.
I see.
Rules aren't good, are they?
You shouldn't have been disqualified!
Right?
There's no regulation for things like this!
What do you mean "disqualified"?
That's where you're wrong.
- That's where you're wrong. - That's where you're wrong.
You dropped some rice, so you're disqualified!
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, you did a good job.
You must've reflected on yourself in the dark for a month and a month and a month.
- Yeah. - You did a good job.
- Well, Utsumi-san... - Utsumi-san!
- You were great! - Utsumi-san and Utsumi-san's fans...
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
- We're very sorry about that. - Thank you for allowing us...
We think of it as Utsumi-san's charm.
- You're always looking at me like that. - Right?
- You'll get in trouble. - You'll get in trouble.
- Let's move on. - Okay!
We had this before, too.
It's called "STU Zoukei Bu".
The members made it with clay and their own ideas.
Did you feel the darkness of many people before?
- You can really see the darkness. - Right?
Let your imagination work!
- Wow! - Wow!
Now, who will say it first?
- "Space Crescent Moon". - Oh! - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wow! Amazing! - Amazing!
Amazing, but...
The world view...
What does it mean?
Wow! Amazing!
Space doesn't have air, so fire doesn't happen, right?
That's why she thinks she's never seen it before.
So, for her sake...
I prepared...
a new fire...
and surrounded her with it...
to show her a new world...
and made sure she couldn't leave it.
I felt bad about it, so...
- I brought someone who apologizes... - She doesn't look nervous at all.
- This is my work. - She apologizes so much for something she did.
- Eyes. - Oh, eyes.
- What do you mean by "eyes"? - Oh!
- Her own left eye. - Wow!
- It's complete! - Wow!
- It reminds me of Shinjuku station. - Yes.
I looked in the mirror and there were eyes, so...
I made them.
Also, I like to raise my eyelashes...
so I raised them a lot.
Nine on the top and nine on the bottom.
I'm 18 years old...
but I made a total of 18 of them.
- Wow! - I see.
The title of this work is...
"The Final Form of Fear".
Wow!
What have you done?!
This is an amazing work!
She's...
trying to catch something.
It's a cockroach.
When I imagined a human hand touching a cockroach...
I thought I would never be able to beat her.
What I like about this work is...
the human's fear.
It's a scream.
That's what I like about it.
She's telling me not to lick the cockroach.
Wow, she's really saying it.
That's very touching.
The title is "The Final Form of Fear".
What have you done?!
What's wrong with you?!
I'd like to hear your explanation.
This person...
is a man...
but...
when he said "but"...
there was nothing to eat...
so he ate a human.
He ate a human...
and his lips...
turned red.
But...
eating a human...
is not allowed...
so in order to atone for his sins...
he's using...
this chain...
and...
putting his head down.
Because he ate a human...
his hair...
grew out.
That man...
Who did you eat?
This man...
ate Rini Utsumi.
I'm scared!
That's good! You did it!
She blacked out at the end.
That's horrible!
Rini Utsumi's...
So, the last supper was...
that, right?
It was the last supper for her, right?
So, eating something at the end...
is the original supper, but...
Being eaten...
Being made...
the last supper...
Wait a minute...
I don't hate this corner.
As I thought,
it's highly artistic.
The inside of that person...
It's nice to see it.
The last supper...
It was heavy...
There's still more...
I don't want it to end like this!
I'm also an announcer...
It's the next corner...
but it's the first time I'm so tired.
Let's cheer up!
So!
Let's start over!
The next one is...
Ms. Utsumi!
Ms. Utsumi will do her best!
Ms. Utsumi's favorite words are...
All heart, all spirit
At the end of "All heart, all spirit",
Ms. Utsumi sang "Omoi no Take" for her.
"Zenshin Zenrei"...
Zenrei! Zenshin Zenrei!
Zenshin Zenrei, I'll lock you up in my heart!
Zenshin Zenrei!
Zenshin Zenrei, I'll warm you up in my heart!
Zenshin Zenrei, I'll lock you up in my heart!
What is this?
Gato closed the door!
What is this?
The front is too heavy and I can't put it in.
That's right!
The ribbon of this costume also looks like Zenren's hair.
I'm getting scared!
Somehow...
How about you, Tanaka-san?
Tanaka-san made me sing.
Is that so?
Let's go safely.
That's right.
That's great.
That's right.
That's great.
It's a kind show.
Yes, it's kind.
Right?
That's good.
Yes.
I was worried you would say I'm disqualified.
She said I'm disqualified for this.
That's good.
You didn't sing, right?
Okay.
This is the last one.
You will decide who will be the MVP of this show.
I see.
Yes.
There is nothing stupid about this show.
Really.
It's fun or not fun or scary.
These three things.
Surprisingly, there is nothing stupid about this show.
I see.
Whatever.
Yes, I see.
Have you decided?
Yes, it's okay.
We have decided who will be the MVP of this show.
What will it be, Nakashima san?
Yes, this time...
Utsumi Irine san, you are the MVP!
Yes!
Utsumi Irine san, you are the MVP!
You are the MVP!
Today...
It was amazing!
It was like Utsumi, wasn't it?
Unfortunately for you, Kudo san, you left with your girlfriend.
Oh, she ate me up.
Kudo san was eaten up and...
she has become my favorite member.
Oh!
Is that so?
Isn't she cute?
It's like...
I don't want to eat her.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
She looks like she is having fun...
all by herself.
She looks like she is having fun.
Right?
Tanaka san...
This time you were a little more kind.
Tanaka san, you should try harder next time.
Next time.
Or...
Ask Tanaka san what he wants to do.
I can't think of anything else.
Instead of an impromptu award,
I want an acceptance award!
I want to think about a lot of things!
I want to make a lot of things!
And then...
I want you to do it for me.
Let's support you.
Yes.
Utsumi san will be able to smile from the bottom of her heart.
That's right.
That's true.
She will be able to smile from the bottom of her heart.
That's right.
She will be able to smile from the bottom of her heart.
Now...
It was heavy.
Yes, it was.
Now, on the official Twitter account of the show, we are posting a video exclusive to Twitter that is not broadcast on Tuesdays and Sundays every week.
Please look forward to it.
So, Nakashima-san, please say one last word for today.
Well, it was really a happy reunion.
So, everyone, let's meet again.
Ha-ha!
I won't use it again.