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Good evening.
Well, once a month, "stupid time" begins again tonight.
It's April and it's New Year's Day.
Thank you for joining us for ST40's "Kurakon" today as well.
Thank you!
"Kurakon" is a show where you can spend your stupid time.
Yes, yes. It's easy to understand.
Well, and various kinds of VTRs are played,
and among them, the MVP content is "the most stupid",
but this "Kurako-chan" character will be saved in "Kurako-chan".
Now, let me introduce you to all of the STU48 second- generation researchers who will appear tonight.
First of all...
We love you, don't we?
We love you so much that we want to call you "Imaizumi",
but last time we weren't lucky.
Now, and...
Ms. Suzuki, looking at her ability,
she still has something to show us, so I'd like to show you today.
Yes.
She's cute, isn't she?
She's doing her best.
And the youngest member who surprisingly leaves a good result.
She's a great daughter.
She's good at serious laughter, isn't she?
Why do you think that?
And the bomb girl of KURAKON.
Last time, the shocking cunning revealed.
She's Ms. YOSHIDA SARA.
This dignified attitude.
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy.
I can only think of her as licking an adult.
Well, you know...
I don't like this kind of Christmas.
That's the theme you came up with, isn't it?
At that time...
You wrote "Christmas tree stars come out first."
I've heard it a lot.
On the Internet...
I don't like this kind of Christmas.
I searched it up and...
I wrote "bokeh" that came out first.
At least...
It would be nice if it was at the bottom, but...
I can't think of it!
I'm Ayaka SUZUKI.
I'm going to make a sound of my stomach now.
What?
This is...
I'm Sarah Yoshida. I'm going to make a sound of my stomach.
Here I go.
Wow!
Wait a minute! The position of the microphone is all...
I'm Muji Media. I'll make the sound of your stomach.
(Laughter)
You're just holding it in, aren't you?
(Laughter)
It's done.
Do you want me to do it again?
You don't have to do it.
What? All of it?
I'm Saku Himeka. I'll make the sound of your stomach.
(Screaming)
I heard it.
Hang in there!
Wow! Is that so?
What?
Is it really direct?
Naturally.
Hang in there!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
It's really loud.
Hang in there!
It's not "de de de"!
It's "de de de de"!
It's all boring!
Don't think it's over with that!
That SE is not omnipotent!
STU-48 challenged for a group game, right?
That's right.
Wow!
I just want to say to our director,
don't go beyond STU!
Right?
There's no preparation.
I'd be scared if I had to play against you.
I'm not saying "let's go",
but I can't see!
I can't see the trajectory!
I'm a little surprised.
Is it all stomach sounds?
No, well...
It's scary.
Surprisingly, everyone can do it.
Oh, my stomach is growling.
It's growling, isn't it?
I'm already scared!
What is it?
If I join this show, will my stomach be loose?
What is it?
Does it look like a yawn?
Stop it! Stop it!
Well, next...
Recently, Nakashima-san, have you ever been angry?
Yes, I have, I have. A lot of times.
Right? Because of various things...
Especially now, in this closed period of time...
Ah, right!
You must have been angry about various things.
Everyone...
STREET FIGHTER X's everyone, recently, having been angry...
By mixing their angry faces, you were able to deal with it.
It must be difficult to hide that, too!
That's right.
While maintaining one's identity as an idol...
That's right!
The other day, I was walking in the city and an old man I didn't know told me, "Your face is cute, but your clothes are ugly."
I just passed by and he said, "Your face is cute, but your clothes are ugly," and I just passed by.
What did you say at the time?
You're right.
I'm the one who's said that I don't have a sense of humor behind the scenes.
What's going on? What's going on?
I'm the one who's said that I don't have a sense of humor behind the scenes.
Your clothes are ugly.
I don't know.
Don't mess with me!
Nakashima-san, who I always watch in the studio, always says something like this, so I think about it every time I see his support.
What exactly did he say?
You're right.
Don't laugh!
Your clothes are ugly.
Kato!
Oh!
Thank you for always hollering at me.
What is this?
Last time, you said you wanted kotatsu.
You said you wanted kotatsu because of Santa's wish.
But you actually said you wanted a kotatsu because you like me.
I thought you were covering for me.
I thought you were being nice to me.
Were you happy at the time?
Yes.
I was happy.
You don't like it, do you?
You don't like it at all.
You like it, don't you?
You didn't just say it on the right, you said it on the left, too.
You said it on both sides.
Next up is "a scary story that really happened."
I always thought my watch was a decoration.
I'm scared!
I always thought my watch was a decoration.
Yes.
I didn't know my parents could tell by my watch.
I was a little surprised.
I didn't know my parents could tell by my watch.
I was surprised.
This is a recent story.
At the end of the year, my mom and I,
it was past midnight, around 1 a.m.,
we watched TV and talked and laughed loudly.
When we were laughing, we heard a knock three times from outside.
Time stopped for a moment and I was like, "What?"
But we were talking normally.
When it got quiet, nothing happened.
But when we were laughing and having fun, we heard a knock three times from the kitchen door.
But it was midnight and no one was passing by.
I was like, "What should I do?"
A few days later, a man who passed away said that he saw us having fun and wanted to come in.
It's a really scary story, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's serious.
No, it's serious!
It's really scary, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And the second hand...
I thought it was a decoration, but it's the scariest!
It's the scariest, Nuna!
When it first came out, I thought, "Ah, I'm going to stop the office."
I'm going to stop this visual office!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Suzuki Ayaka...
Yes, I don't know who she is!
You don't know who she is?
The moment I saw it, I thought, "Ah, it's too late for this."
Now, here's another new story.
It's the "STU Zoukei Bu."
What's that? It looks interesting!
They made a work of their own ideas using clay.
This is the work I made using clay.
Ta-da!
"Swimming Human-faced Fish Suzuki-kun" is the title of the work.
I made this every time I think of it.
Wow! What's coming out of it? Seriously!
My favorite food is senbei.
Give me your hand!
Even if you make me cute in such a place...
Wow! My hair is falling out!
Thank you!
What's the title of the work?
"Red Dragon King".
What?
This is...
Cute!
You're so cute!
You've changed your mind!
You even made your face well.
You're good at it!
What do you eat?
What do I eat?
Grass, maybe?
The title is...
"As You Wish".
"As You Wish"?
What?
Imaizumi's...
What?!
What?
This is amazing!
She's got a good sense!
That's why she's a staff member!
Your right foot is the highest.
Is it OK? It's me, isn't it?
I'm the tallest and proudest.
What's stretching from your left foot?
My groin?
It's stopped here, but...
Look, my groin is still...
It's still...
It's broken here, but...
My groin is still there.
Oh, this is...
There's someone who looks like you.
Who is it?
Could it be...
Is it you, producer?
Yes, it's me, producer.
You've finally become three-dimensional!
You always live as an illustration, but...
What's your title?
I'm an idol.
Do you have a message?
Every idol in the world has this.
In your heart?
Every time I'm told bad things, my legs get bigger.
I'm scared.
It's good.
It's like making a character.
Every time I make a character and tell a lie, my nose gets higher.
Do you eat something?
I eat compliments.
Then I get better.
What happens in the end?
Disappear.
It's not like idols.
Every idol has this in his heart.
Whether it's a monster or a fairy.
And in the end, it disappears.
Is it when you stop being an idol?
It disappears when you stop being an idol.
When she disappears, you stop being an idol.
Oh, I see. It's the opposite.
Because there are more and more legs.
What is it? Do you want to run away?
Every time there is a recording of this program, the number of legs increases, right?
That's right. I want to run away from that place.
The number of legs increases during the recording and the number of legs increases again in the dark.
Oh, I see.
But if you say you're a simple good boy, your legs will disappear.
Oh, I see.
The rest is like a diorama.
That's right.
It's a diorama.
This is amazing.
This is pretty good.
Does she see this kind of scenery?
That's why she has a producer at her feet.
The producer is holding her.
The producer is holding her like this and it's tearing and falling.
It's amazing.
It's hard to find a program where producers are so devoted.
That's why there are so many things in front of the director.
It's like a drop of water coming out of the ground.
I'd like to know more about it.
No, no, no, I'm impressed.
Ah, I see.
I understand. It's profound.
I'd like to see the other members' too.
We'd like to see them too.
I see.
Well, well, well.
Next up is popular.
"Guru Guru Batto Nigao E Senshu Ken" is popular.
It's a basic rule.
This time too, of course, we'll draw someone's Nigao E.
Who could it be?
He finally admitted it!
He's showing his face!
Finally, he's coming!
Oh, he's showing his face!
He's starting from that angle!
Pokemon... Pokemon angle!
He's starting from that angle!
Pokemon trainer!
Oh, no!
He's here!
He's the star of this show!
That's right!
Oh, no!
What kind of picture is this?!
Wait a minute!
You drew it so easily!
La la la...
Wow, she's strong!
Six...
One...
Eight... Nine...
Ten!
Oh no, oh no!
Dramatic!
Oh no, oh no!
I'm out of breath.
You did well.
It's kind of nice.
Wow!
Producer's...
Long...
Life!
Right? His history...
Chon, chon, chon...
Expressing it in three words...
That was fast!
She had a long history.
That's right.
And...
Her...
Changing the concept of a gurgle bat...
That's right!
This is a veteran of contemporary theater!
A veteran of shield!
The one who is beaten!
What is it? It has been cut about 2,000 times!
The bat looks like a katana!
I'm sure Mr. Nakashima's wife will be happy!
Oh, I see. I see.
It's an infection prevention measure.
Mr. Nakashima, can you play the guitar? Can you play music?
I'd like to go home with you.
That's awesome!
My wife!
Mr. Nakashima, can I have a sip of that juice?
No!
The bat looks like...
Mr. Nakashima...
Can you stay by my side?
I can't.
Eh, okay!
Eh, Mr. Nakashima, you don't have a girlfriend?
Hmm...
Oh, that's kind of you.
Eh, do you have plans for tomorrow?
Ah, I do have plans for next week.
Would you like to go watch baseball?
Wow, her way of enjoying life has changed!
Mr. Nakashima, do you have plans for tomorrow?
Would you like to go watch soccer?
Finally, it's soccer!
Ah, this is kind of...
From the middle...
When you know how to enjoy it...
It makes you a little nervous...
It's something we can only benefit from...
No, but this is...
When you think about it for yourself...
There were times you didn't say your name, right?
Yes, yes.
That's pretty good, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Everything was interesting this time, wasn't it?
Yes.
It's really hard to continue like this...
The quality of the funny ones were also different, weren't they?
And this year, for the first time!
Yes!
What is the MVP content stored in Kurako-chan?
It's Yoshida Sara-san's "fruit".
For her sake, let's store it in the warehouse.
Ah, I see, I see.
Let's make her do something she never did before.
I see, this is...
It was stored in content!
"Fruit".
Yoshida-san, seeing this show...
What do you think? How many idols do you have now?
I'm sorry...
I didn't have much to say...
I'm sorry...