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Good evening!
Yes, good evening!
Once a month, a stupid night starts again tonight.
That's nice.
Thank you for having me.
The other day, I was a surprise guest at a four- year anniversary concert.
No, they're amazing.
It's insanely cool.
The way you look at the live show.
I'm screaming like crazy at the live show.
That's why I said it on the stage.
Do it on a show like that.
That's what you mean, isn't it?
Yeah, I said it.
If I say something interesting, everyone will make fun of me.
You can do it if you do it.
But you were really cool.
I'm really going to support you.
I'll do my best today, too.
I really wanted to say that.
This time, we're going to show you the stupidest music video content.
Nakashima-san, please do your best this time, too.
Now, let me introduce you to the students who will appear tonight.
It's been a while, Yuna Kawamata.
She's an all-around athlete, isn't she?
Yes, I'm wearing a helmet.
It's been a while.
But you don't have eyes, do you?
Yuki Sato.
And this is Yayoi Nakahiro.
She's an all-around athlete.
She's a metal bat.
She's got a great sense of humor.
I think she's a person who can give a bad review of food.
That's all.
And this is Rika Muneyuki.
She looks cool, but she's actually bold.
Who do you think is bold?
And this is Moka Rissen, who is not good at kanji.
She's suddenly obsessed with something.
So, for today's shooting,
you know the usual room or warehouse?
Yes, yes.
You know the usual place we shoot in?
We jumped out of there and shot in various places of Miyoshi, Funo-chou, Michino-eki, Yume-land, Funo, and Nomoto facilities.
First of all, this is the main building's second floor.
It's 70 stories high, so it's a very spacious room.
With this, we will first start shooting.
Please look forward to the next episode.
I'm Momoka Risse.
I will score.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, but I'll do it.
I'm Yuna Kawamata.
I will show you the softness of my body while saying tongue twisters.
I'll do it.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
Wow!
I'm Yoyoi Nakahira.
I'll do it.
I'll do pantomime.
Okay.
Wow!
You did it!
No, it's not bad.
I'm Rika Muneiki.
I will say tongue twisters in 30 letters.
I'll do it.
3.1415293536484672934838654723629738
Wow!
If this was a bingo, it would be over.
I'm sick of it.
There are about five numbers in the middle, but it's just a coincidence.
Tomorrow, I'll say only ten numbers.
70 more numbers are not alive.
70 more tatami rooms are dead.
I can't do it.
Next one.
Last time, we tried tongue twisters with Nakashima-san.
Round and round bat tongue twisters championship.
Let's go around in a round and round bat.
We ran around in a round and round bat and drew a tongue twister.
But this time, we have a tongue twister model at a roadside station.
Looks like we've done it.
You know where we are, don't you?
The tongue twister model this time is the manager of the roadside station.
His name is Masuishi-san.
How will it go?
There are a lot of lines.
It's not a round tongue twister like me, so it's going to be difficult.
The three and a half period is also strong.
It doesn't look so strong.
Masuishi-san is waiting.
Masuishi-san's way of waiting is like a Pokemon screen.
It's the main character's way of waiting.
His face is wide open.
It's pretty strong, isn't it?
Yes, it's done.
It looks like you.
I'd like to do it at home.
I'd like to do it on the roof.
On the roof...
What kind of way of waiting is that?
His eyes are closed.
One...
Two...
Three...
Nine...
Ten...
Are you okay?
Can you draw it by looking at your own face?
I think it's different from last time.
Yes.
She draws it very carefully.
What's under that?
That round thing under there.
It's like...
I don't know what it is.
I drew a heart earlier.
Oh, you drew a heart.
I see.
Then, I'll put it in my business card.
She draws it in her own way.
She's a nice person.
Do your best.
One...
Two...
Three...
- Draw it with your chest. - Okay, okay!
My head...
One...
Two!
- Basketball? - It was a fast move.
Oh! It's very similar!
- Is it the eyes? - I wonder!
It's like you're signing.
My signature is fast.
I don't know!
Matsui, I'm sorry, but I don't know!
I don't know!
- She's paying attention to it right away. - Wow, cool!
What will happen?
Do your best!
One...
Two...
Do your best!
Three...
Four...
Five...
That's the pattern!
Oh, you're doing it right.
It's not cute at all.
I'm having trouble with this chon chon feeling.
Chon chon is getting more and more chon chon.
It's lovely.
Yes.
How is it?
I'll do it with the speed of a carpooner.
That's right.
It's the most similar.
I did it.
Well, it's speed matter.
Muneuki-san.
You got shot in the middle of it, didn't you?
From the side.
You got shot from the side, didn't you?
Think you got shot and look at it.
Wow.
You got shot.
That's nice.
You did your best.
Wow.
Masui-san is really...
He's a good person.
He comments on my videos every time.
My signing is fast, too.
What is that?
It seems that Miyoshi is still working hard.
Next, there is a roadside station, Yume Land, and Funo.
Speaking of Miyoshi, Nakashima-san, what is it?
What? Miyoshi? Miyoshi?
What should I say? I have a lot of things, too.
It's hot recently.
It's hot recently? Youkai!
That's right!
Oh, I'm glad!
It is also said to be the city of youkai.
Oh, I'm glad!
It is said that there is a new product related to youkai unique to Miyoshi.
The members tried to promote it.
That's good!
This is Miyoshi youkai ice cream promoted by Miyoshi.
Miyoshi youkai ice cream with extreme fear.
Wow! It's shocking!
It looks like this.
The contents are roadside station-proud milk ice cream and puree using local fresh strawberries.
The taste is very delicious ice cream.
Wow, it's like an eyeball.
It's like an eyeball.
It's like a chopstick.
You're making mistakes.
It's like a chopstick.
It's a little runny, isn't it?
And you're interested in that blue liquid, aren't you?
Yes.
It's like an eye drop on an eyeball.
Wow!
The color is interesting.
It's like a canary.
It's like a blue youkai.
This is good!
The taste is blue hawaian.
I'm Momoka.
Now, we're going to try the new ice cream promoted by Yume Land Funo, a roadside station.
The ultimate fear, Miyoshi Youkai ice cream.
Can you eat this soul?
Soul?
Soul...
Can you eat the soul?
Huh?
I'm not good at kanji.
And...
There's a number I don't know.
Huh?
What is it?
082...
Isn't it a spare number?
It's a spare number!
What is it?
Hey!
Okay, I'm going to eat it now.
You're good at it, Ms. Garris!
It's an eyeball!
Oh, right!
It's an eyeball, so I guess you put eye drops on it and fix it.
But it's even worse!
It's looking good.
My eyes are probably sweating.
Thank you for it.
It's really good!
It's good?
It looks like an eyeball, so I thought it would be more surprising and spicy.
But it's really sweet.
I think you can eat this soul, so please try it!
It's nice to say your phone number is a mysterious number.
I'm from Kochi Prefecture, so I'm not very familiar with Hiroshima.
It's impossible!
When you put eye drops on, the spread of that bamboo powder is...
Wow! This is good!
Color is important.
Yeah!
Wow!
Next up is...
As a so-called "reporter," you're taking a stroll at a roadside station.
But if you're a "reporter," it's Nakashima-san.
Nakashima-san, please give us some advice for daily researchers.
If you've decided when you want to say something, we'll stop the video.
Please say "stop" and raise your right hand.
Got it.
Wait a minute!
Stop!
Wait a minute!
Please stop for a moment.
Stop!
What is this?
I'd like you to introduce you to...
It's a food section of "Fureai Ichiba" in Kuno, Yume Land, Kochi Prefecture.
It's also a popular corner for locals who line up seasonal foods and souvenirs from the area.
With "Fureai Ichiba" in Kochi Prefecture, we'll try our first "reporter."
What will happen?
Our first challenger is...
This person, Yuna Kawamata.
Good luck!
Hi, I'm Yuna Kawamata.
Today, I came to "Yume Land Funo" which is a roadside station.
Then, let me go inside the shop.
First of all, there is a map of Funo Town here.
It seems that you can get a lot of foods here. It looks delicious, doesn't it?
It was very close.
There is also a bus stop here.
There is also a statue of Osumou-san and Gonpachi- san from Funo Town.
Yes, it is Osumou-san.
Then, let me go inside.
This is an old-fashioned cola...
What is this?
There is also an automatic vending machine.
It is rare. I saw it for the first time.
Hello.
Oh, it is a strawberry.
It was also written on the previous map.
It is a strawberry.
Each one is very big.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Yes, it is.
There is also a mandarin.
There are a lot of fruits.
Is this an apple juice?
It is amazing.
It is an apple juice of "takanocho".
Is it from a farmer who got it near here?
It seems so.
It is also written on the map.
Here is a juice called "Shimane's Yuzukko".
It looks delicious. There are a lot of souvenirs of Shimane and Shobara and Miyashishi.
Like this, there are a lot of souvenirs of Hiroshima like carp and Momiji manju.
Please come and visit this dreamland Funo.
That's all from us.
No stopping.
You are really good at it.
You are good at it, but you are not funny at all.
This report is not funny at all.
I think you are good at it.
The camera follows what you say, so you have to wait for a while.
Before that, you are not funny at all.
You are not funny at all.
You are playful.
That's it.
You are serious.
You are good at it.
There is one more challenger.
Who is it ?
She was shot by a gun earlier.
Hello, I'm Rika Muneki.
Hello.
Today, I came to dreamland Funo, a roadside station.
Let's go.
Wow.
- Okay, please stop. - Wow!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is this? Are you looking at me like a stalker?
What is it?
It looks like you're following me around.
Like, "Huh? What are you wearing?"
Huh?! Are you okay?!
You were glancing at me, weren't you?
Should we watch the rest of it?
Yes.
Oh, there's a customer passing by.
From here...
Something's...
- Hey! - Excuse me!
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
My right hand is kind of...
Hey! This is bad!
With such a fun idol report...
Can you hear a crow cawing?!
Quack! Quack!
Hey, say something!
It's not "Say something!"
And your gestures are kind of...
You have to convey a fun feeling!
It's a fun location, you know.
That's right!
Something's...
Okay...
I'll...
Disinfect my hands.
You're starting to look like a stalker.
Wow!
Takano! Takano apple juice!
I've never seen it before. Is it a juice from Hiroshima?
Apple!
Looks delicious!
Thank you!
Looks delicious! Ayu! A lot of ayu!
Is it famous?
Stop for a moment!
Please stop for a moment!
What is this?
What is it?
What?
Ayu! A lot of ayu!
I went to karaoke with a friend who only sings Hamasaki ayu.
Ayu! A lot of ayu!
Again?
Ayu! A lot of ayu!
Looks delicious!
Ayu! A lot of ayu!
Is it famous?
Ayuko! Ayu!
Ayuko!
Ayu!
Right?
Right!
Wow!
There are a lot of fresh vegetables!
Chinese cabbage!
It's big! It's very big!
Chinese cabbage and...
That's right! That's right! That's what I'm talking about!
There are various kinds of vegetables here!
Pickles, too!
Pickles, too! Wow!
Cucumber!
This is long!
Cucumber pickles!
There is no other way to eat it.
Wait, wait, wait!
What?!
I was looking for a seat at Starbucks just now!
What?!
First of all, it's time for you to get a seat, right?
I'm looking for a seat at Starbucks right now!
What is this?!
I'm looking for a seat at Starbucks right now!
I was looking for a seat at Starbucks right now!
What?!
Dashi?!
Is this "ai"?!
I saw it just now, but it's kanji!
Is this "ai" dashi?!
Wow!
How much do you need to eat this?!
- Still not enough? - Still not enough...
[The next day]
Yes, this is...
If you're a new reporter, you'll regret it for a long time.
You'll never go home!
You'll keep watching "That Day" and think about what you should do.
You'll keep talking to the director.
- She's not good at it. - Yeah, she's a special talent, an idol.
- Yeah, yeah. - She has a lot of jobs.
She probably won't come to work.
She probably won't!
No, I don't know.
But there might be a report like this.
- If this is a broadcast, it's the last one! - That's right.
If this is a broadcast, it's the last one!
At the end...
After talking everything out...
Right?
To the camera in the broadcast...
Right?
When we go back to the studio...
Right?
And with that, this episode of "Kuraco" ends here.
Next up is "Kuraco-chan's Most Stupid MVP Content"...
There were a lot of bad stuff this time.
Can I say anything?
Of course, anything.
Then...
Can I say the most stupid one?
I thought it was especially stupid today, okay?
Then...
Today's stupid content is...
Manager Masui-san's signature speed.
My signature is fast.
Stupid...
It doesn't matter.
Is there anything that doesn't matter?
Isn't it the first time for someone other than the members to be included in "Kuraco-chan"?
It doesn't matter.
But I'm a fan now.
I'm a person who will definitely receive an answer.
And on the official program Twitter...
It's titled #Tuesday Kracon...
Every Tuesday, daily broadcast...
We will upload a limited video on Twitter.
Please look forward to it.
And so, Nagashima-san...
Please say one last word today.
Right?