AISubs v3.5
Wow, there are a lot of pictures.
It's announced that it's in the room.
Is it in the room?
Yes, it's in the room.
There is an instruction sheet and so on.
It's heavy.
Oh, it's heavy.
This is actually used.
Oh, I see.
It's a ship.
A ship?
Yes.
Is it this ship?
It's a ship from 65 years ago.
But it looks very kind.
It looks like an angel.
Wonderful takoyaki.
It's a premium ship from Hokuto.
Isn't premium rare?
It's amazing.
My son got it about 15 years ago.
I hope my son will use it well in the future.
I'm so moved.
"STU48's Kuracon Unbelievable One Hour Special"!
Yay!
- Yay, yay! - Yay!
Is this schedule okay for you?
- I have to be a little more energetic in the morning. - A little more than usual.
- It can't be like usual, can it? - No.
- Now then... - Yes.
This show is brought to you by two researchers from STU48 who, along with their director,
will challenge themselves to make silly content.
We hope to discover the hidden potential of these two researchers,
so please give us your comments after watching the video, Mr. Nakashima.
I say this all the time, but...
- "Always" is... - Is it "always"?
- I'm Nakashima. Thank you for having me. - Oh, from now on!
- Of course! - It's Saturday morning, after all.
- That's right! - Thank you for having me.
"Always" is broadcast every month on the last Tuesday night,
but for this one-hour special,
- it's on Saturday morning... - Why?!
Well, if you think about it normally, you'd know, wouldn't you?
I'm not supposed to be here during this time period!
You got the time wrong, but...
For those of you who always watch "Always" and for those of you who are watching it for the first time today,
- I hope you'll enjoy it. - Please remember it!
In the second half of the show,
Kojima Aiko-san and Kawamata Anna-san
will appear in the first location of the show!
Oh, I'm really looking forward to this!
- I wonder what it'll be like! - I know, right?!
We're not there for the location,
- so we hope it'll be a great location! - Wow!
- Let me introduce you to the four members who will appear in the show! - Okay!
The first one is the queen of Krakon, who has won the MVP twice in the past,
Sayaka Takao-san!
The sound of her stomach is making me laugh a lot!
She has a different image from when she was a regular idol singer, doesn't she?
And the second one is Sayaka Karada-san!
Um...
The video you're watching right now is her face when she's going to another world!
- Ah, I see! Mentsu! - She's wearing a mabataki!
Mentsu!
And the third one is Natsuki Tamura-san!
- As you can see, she has a lot of physical ability! - That's right!
- Okay, okay! - I'm Natsuki Parin!
I'm going to fill in the gaps in my heart and teeth and live on!
- She has an interesting sensibility, doesn't she? - That's right!
And the fourth one is Serika Osaki-san!
Um...
She's in her second year of graduate school, and she's still growing up, but...
- She's still too strong-willed and... - That's right!
- She hasn't achieved anything yet, but... - That's right!
Um...
- I hope you'll do your best, Ms. Osaki! - That's right!
- She might be more of a morning person! - Ah, I see what you mean!
- She might be more of a holiday morning person! - That's true!
I think she's an extremely decent person!
Okay, so we have these four people here with us today...
- However, their greetings will be replaced by a one-shot performance! - Yes!
I am Asahi Selica.
I will imitate Suzuki Ayaka-chan!
"Huh!? What, what, what, what, what!? Huh!? Yuppie! Huh!? Nonono! What, what, what!? What is it!? Huh!?
She said it's really delicious! It's really delicious!"
- I don't know much about it, but I'm, like, "hmm, this might be like that".
- I am Tamura Natsuki.
While I imitate a dementia male slightly-aged beauty girl, Aiji, I say a tongue twister!
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw eggs--
It's too slow.
It's not fast at all.
I'm Sayaka Harada.
I'm going to say "twelve o'clock" very fast.
"Twelve o'clock"?
Really?
It's a lie!
"Twelve o'clock", "twelve o'clock", "twelve o'clock"...
You haven't said it at all!
Oh, you said it with this microphone.
I'm Sayaka Harada.
You're tall now.
Last time, I said "twelve o'clock" meaninglessly.
So, as a new skill,
I'll stand up with one leg and fly "twelve o'clock".
Then, for the third time, I'll stretch my stomach.
It doesn't make sense.
It's not "complete revenge".
You're a liar!
It was "six o'clock", wasn't it?
It wasn't "twelve o'clock".
Can you say it one more time?
"Twelve o'clock", "twelve o'clock", "twelve o'clock"...
You put two bugs in it!
One shot game is really free.
But I love it now.
This is still a greeting.
No, it was a good greeting.
It's a greeting of telling a lie.
That's right.
It's the best.
Next is a collaboration game with stu48, "dragon egg", which was broadcasted.
It's a collaboration story with "doraegu".
"doraegu" is...
Players become hunters and adventure the world with their partners, dragons.
Hunters form a team and fight in a guild battle.
This is a fascinating RPG.
You can use the chat and team up with your friends.
It's a popular smartphone game where you can enjoy a heated real-time battle.
This game and stu48 have collaborated.
They played a guild battle with a commercial.
The team that won the battle appeared in the commercial.
It's exciting!
Among today's members, Takao and Harada appeared in the commercial.
Wow!
This is a collaboration story with "doraegu".
Sonta, you're really good at this.
Yes.
The invincible strongest.
That's right.
"freeza" in "dragon ball" looks like this.
It's simple.
Yes.
I'm excited.
Maybe...
Very strong people are simple.
That's right.
You know that, don't you?
No matter how you look at it, a simple person is the scariest and strongest.
That's right.
You don't know what you're losing.
You don't know what attributes you have.
You don't know what you're losing, either.
You don't know, do you?
It's "back power".
This is the work of about the third body.
This is a male, but he has brothers who are older than him.
When parents or brothers attack him a little, he comes out.
It's not "monster", "violent", but "back power" is strong.
It's the most difficult type of attack.
Wow! That's great!
But it's really simple!
The strongest one is "dragon ball" and "freezer" are getting more and more selfish.
The final form is completely removed.
"majin buu" was like that.
And "back power".
"back power"!?
So you know what will happen if you attack me, don't you?
That's a sad name.
You don't like it, do you?
And I have a collaboration story.
In "dragon ball", there is an item called "jingi" that can be used in guild battles.
The members thought of it in their own way.
What is the latest "jingi" and its features?
Ta-dah! It's a fire alert!
Let's hear it! Let's hear the explanation!
When you use this "jingi", you can make your opponent worry if you have stopped a stove fire at home.
I told you it's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's something you can make your opponent worry about.
While you are distracted and thinking "Did I put out the fire?", you can win with "bogan", "bang"!
"Boo" is a psychological attack!
Did I put out the fire?
It must be that intense!
If you think about it a little bit differently, it's a battle where you can't do anything about it!
"Dragon Egg" is a collaboration with "Dragon Egg"!
Next up is the "guruguru bat nigao e" competition.
It's like "reading and maintaining", but after spinning "guruguru bat" for 10 times, Nakashima- san drew a "nigao e".
My face is easy!
Ready...
Go!
Don't get hurt.
Two...
Go for it!
Three...
You're laughing for some reason, aren't you?
You're getting pretty good at it, aren't you?
Nine...
Ten...
Don't get hurt.
The bat is betraying you!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
That's great!
Okay! It's done!
That's great!
I'm happy!
Oh! Everyone did their best to draw it for me!
Thank you very much!
Who was the first one?
Osaki-san!
She...
tried to take the pen...
and she brought it back to the bat...
That's really funny!
That's amazing!
The four of you have drawn a lot of faces...
but this time, the staff did it for you!
Then, can I put on the one I like?
Yes!
Yes, yes...
Oh! You put it on!
I'll put it on!
Okay, then...
"Guruguru Bat Nigaoe Championship" Nakashima Naoki's team...
Who will be the winner?
Please!
The winner is...
Osaki-san!
As I thought, the happening until I write it...
This... what is it? This pen is being played with a bat.
I see, I see.
This is the worst!
Tamura-san...
This is... Tamura-san...
You have no interest in me at all!
So, from all of these contents...
You will choose the MVP contents that you think are the worst.
Yes, yes.
This MVP is...
Harada-san's "saying it at Eto-highway"...
It's a lie!
Yes!
This is a lie scene!
Normally, we would choose the funniest contents...
But, even if it's in the morning...
Even if it's Saturday...
We can't change our stance.
Krakon's...
Yes, Krakon's contents have to be really boring.
Wow!
A lot of photos!
It's heavy.
Oh, it's heavy!
Oh, it's heavier than I thought!
The ship is...
The ship!
It's a premium ship from Hokuto-no-Gen.
What?!
Isn't a premium ship rare?
From now on, it's Krakon's second half.
It's not boring contents...
It's contents that are useful for life.
Krakon will be on location.
Zero Yen Ribbon Theater
That's what it is...
What it means is...
Not only can you buy it for zero yen...
But you can also give it away or receive it.
You can use the local board "gimotti" and...
"stu48" will bring back what you don't need.
Oh!
This time, we asked them to go to the location...
And they came here today! Thank you for coming!
- Yes! Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
- They're here! - They're here!
- How do you like the studio? - Well, it's like this...
- It's pretty... uh... gloomy? - It's pretty gloomy, right?
- It's a bit gloomy, isn't it? - I was surprised.
- I'll introduce myself. - Okay.
- Okay, I'll introduce myself.
- Yes, um... "stu48" second-year research student Koto Aiko...
- No, from Hyogo Prefecture, Koto Aiko. I'm Kojima Aiko. Thank you for having me!
- Wait a minute! Are you nervous?! - Is there a mistake in self-introduction?!
- Yes! I'm a third-year high school student from Kagawa Prefecture, Anna Anpico and Kawamata. Thank you for having me!
- Yes! Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
- The two of you have filmed a video. Let's watch it right away, shall we? - Yes!
- Is it your first time filming? - It's my first time. It's my first of many firsts.
- What about you, Anna-chan? - It's my third time? It's only my third time...
- Yes... I'll do my best to pull Aiko-chan! - Yes! I'll do my best!
- It's my third and first "third" so... I'll keep up with you. - I'll do my best!
- Isn't it amazing? - Yay!
- It's amazing!
- Yay! It's amazing! - Ah, you understand me now!
- This time, we're going to take what we don't need and give it to people in need. - Yes.
- What do you think you'll get? - A plastic bag...
- Plastic waste... Wait, I said "waste"! - Waste!
- Is there anything you haven't used in your life?
I don't need a script or anything like that.
I don't need it, but...
Wait a minute.
Are you throwing away the script?
Wait a minute. I'm starting to misunderstand you.
The question of whether you're throwing away the script or not...
Oh, no. I shouldn't have said it.
You shouldn't have said it.
But you can say what's on your mind right away.
Oh, I like it.
Go! Go!
Hello.
How do I look?
You look...
You look like...
you look like a nice person.
You're so scary!
You look like a nice person.
Why are you such a scary person?!
You look like a nice person.
You look like a scary person!
You look like a nice person.
Yes.
Stop it! Stop it!
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
How many takoyaki can you sell?
Six?
We only sell six.
Six?
Please give me a pack of six.
Yes.
Wow!
Mr. Daigo!
It's nice of you to introduce me like this.
Wow!
It's juicy and delicious!
It looks good.
Oh, it's a food report!
It's a little hot.
It's hot!
It's hot, but it's delicious!
I heard you have something you can give away.
What is it?
Yes, we do.
Like a large-sized takoyaki.
We do.
This. Wow!
This is a hot pot.
Is it a hot pot?
It looks like it's made of metal.
We bought a new one.
We don't need it anymore.
I hope someone will use it.
You can use it at all.
You can use it.
Have you been running a takoyaki shop since you were little?
In the past,
I was on a ship.
I was a salaryman.
I quit it.
How many years has it been?
It's been about 13 years.
I've been running a takoyaki shop.
There are three men and three women.
Since I was little,
I've been helping people.
That's how I grew up.
Even now, I'm a hairdresser.
For about 20 years,
I haven't gone for a walk.
You are good at it.
Is this your current hairstyle?
Yes, it is.
You are a professional.
Wow, it is amazing.
It looks like this.
Wow, it is Hokuto.
Hokuto's premium figure.
Is premium rare?
It is amazing.
I got it from my son about 15 years ago.
Is that so?
He said he would give it to me, but I am not interested in it.
Are you not interested in it?
I would like to keep it clean, but I am not interested in it.
It is not opened yet.
Oh, it is true.
It is still taped.
I don't think anyone will open it for me.
I would like someone to open it for me.
I would like someone who is a Hokuto's fan to open it for me.
There are many Hokuto's fans.
Do you still get along with your children?
Yes, we do.
They come to help me once a week.
How kind of you!
You are being taken care of by your children.
Yes, I am.
When I want to take care of my children, I don't have a parent.
That's great!
You told me a good story.
I didn't think I'd hear such a story here.
Don't use it there!
Not here!
I didn't know there was only this scene in the video.
This is a temporary scene on the stage.
The theme is "Takoyaki Daigo-san".
"Takoyaki Daigo-san"!
I like it!
Takoyaki Daigo-san
Ah, what a wonderful person
He has been baking warm takoyaki for more than ten years
Wonderful
Tomorrow's takoyaki
Please continue to bake
Thank you
Thank you for your support
I will continue to bake
How was it?
When will it end?
What is your honest impression?
Here you are
I did it
What is this? I can't do this forever
How do you like it?
I guess that's how it is
How do you like it?
I like it
Thank you very much
I wonder how it is
Are you going to sell it to the locals?
But people want it for sure
What?
Amazing
It tastes good
It does
Hello
- Welcome - Hello
- You must have a lot of treasures - Amazing
- A lot of photos - Amazing
- What's this? - I'm overwhelmed
- Amazing - Amazing
- What kind of photos? - Nice to meet you
I'm Kojima Aiko of "Estee Lauder"
- Nice to meet you - Nice to meet you
What are these photos for?
If the local community doesn't want to leave these historical photos,
they will turn into garbage
Garbage means, for example, building houses or renovating houses,
even these photos are turned into garbage
So, in order to leave these photos in the future, we need to cooperate
- It's like a half-photograph - That's right
- More and more photos are collected - Yes
- Like black and white photos - That's right
- Five hours - Until 5 o'clock
- The ship has been here for 25 years - Wow
- The room has been changed - The room has been changed? - Yes, the room has been changed
- The inside of the room has been changed - It's been changed for 25 years
- Why? - But it's an eye-opener
- The ship has gone up - There are a lot of photos of the ship here
- Excuse me - Wow, there are a lot of photos here
- What is it? - Excuse me - Here you are - Thank you
- There are a lot of photos here - Here you are - Wow - Take good care of it
- What is it? - It's heavy - It's heavier than I thought
- What do you think of it? - It's heavier than I thought - It looks good on you
- It looks good on you.
- The line is short.
- It's a ship-related design.
- The red lamp is also beautiful. - This is for the left.
- The color of the satin is different.
- Otherwise you can't tell if it's right or left.
- It's decided by the rule.
- I'm sorry.
- Hello?
- I have an interview.
- I'm leaving.
- Please come back.
- Are you leaving?
- Thank you for having me.
- I'm leaving.
- You're leaving?
- Yes.
- From my grandchild. - Really?
- Let's go.
- She's my grandchild.
- Your grandchild.
- It's amazing.
- Each and every one of them
- have their own memories.
- They have their own flavors and stories.
- This one.
- It's all made of wood.
- I didn't know that.
- It would be difficult if it was a regular one.
- All of them.
It looks heavy.
Amazing.
It's light, isn't it?
Yes.
It's not light, but...
I thought it was heavy just now, so...
My senses are paralyzed and it's heavy.
Basically, all reports are heavy.
It's not like, "I feel everything," or anything like that.
It tells you how heavy it is.
This is it, right?
This is also useful.
What is it?
If you catch a tuna, measure it.
Again?
If you catch a big tuna, pick it up and measure it.
Have you ever caught one?
I've never caught a tuna, but...
If you catch a tuna, measure it.
Yes.
It only says up to 50 kilograms.
It doesn't say up to 50 kilograms.
If you catch a tuna, measure it.
This is...
You can do things like that.
This is also useful.
It's cute.
I want one, too.
Isn't it cute?
It's cute.
This is...
It's fashionable.
Hold it.
It's a briquette.
Wow!
It's great to have a briquette.
I'm going to give this to you!
Wow! It's so cool!
It seems to be sold at a very high price even in outdoor specialty stores.
I want it so much that my parents will give me such a thing for zero yen.
After all, it is better to use it than new.
Certainly, it has a special taste.
Oh, great! This is it!
Is it a ship?
Yes, I was wondering about it.
Is it this ship?
No, this is also important.
Certainly, it is.
This was made 65 years ago.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
It was made 65 years ago.
We call it "sanmai".
"Sanmai" has one or two sides and one bottom.
"Sanmai" can be made with three boards.
However, it is better to use it.
When do you use it?
When you go swimming.
Nowadays, there is a buoy and a biliru boat.
But it wasn't like that in the past.
So, a lot of people ordered it.
Rich people made it for me.
Oh, it's great!
When I was young, I didn't have many plans.
So, I borrowed it and boarded it.
It looks fun.
At that time, I thought there was nothing left of it.
Isn't it the only one?
Isn't it very rare?
It's important, but it's hard to leave it.
If it's gone, there's nothing left of it.
It will be released soon.
I actually used it.
Oh, great!
It brings back memories.
It brings back memories, but it's hard to leave it.
I want you to leave it, but it's hard to leave it.
If you use it carefully, it will come back to you again.
It brings back various memories.
So I want to tell you more and more, and I want to convey my feelings to those who are receiving it.
It's not mine or yours, it's yours.
Oh, this was entrusted to you, right?
I didn't get it.
Oh, I see.
I made it myself at the workshop.
Wow!
Yes, I made it like that.
Wow!
Oh, it's true, it was born.
Wow!
You made it.
Yes.
Wow!
You're a wonderful person!
Wow!
You've become a man!
What do you think of it?
Isn't this Mr. Daigo?
This is Mr. Daigo, isn't it?
Wow, it's wonderful!
Isn't it good? Isn't it good?
Our staff can also do it.
Isn't it a very good part?
I feel like I'm conveying my feelings.
To be honest, what you don't need is what someone else needs.
This is amazing.
I think there is definitely a story that you can hear only because you are two people.
It's a natural body.
That's right. The two people who supported me didn't hold back.
Even though we shouldn't have talked this much, it felt like you talked a lot.
You did your best.
I think you did a good job.
But if I say it myself, it's no good.
I see.
Mr. Daigo was scary at first.
He's a little shy.
At first, I didn't know if we could have a proper conversation.
At first, you didn't know.
But he's been thinking about takoyaki and making it for many years.
He was a kind and loving person.
That's right.
Now you can rest assured, right?
If you go without knowing anything, you'll be nervous.
But Mr. Daigo is already a very kind person.
That's right.
And he's honest.
He's definitely serious about cooking.
He sings for a long time and says what we think straight.
I thought it would be nice to make it short.
You can make it up-tempo yourself.
That's right. Next time, I'll do it in a shorter up-tempo.
That's right.
Yes, I'll do it again.
Please forgive me.
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
If you take that attitude, I'll be beaten again.
Don't say "please forgive me."
Yes, I'm sorry.
Of course, it's not over when you get it.
It's about what happened after you received it.
From now on, the director of this show will use "gemotty"
and interview people who receive it.
That means you two don't know where you're going yet, right?
We don't know.
I'm looking forward to it.
Right? I'm nervous.
I've been longing for a ship.
I'm looking forward to it.
Family names are all over the world.
That's right.
Of course, it's not over when you get it.
It's about what happened after you received it.
From now on, the director of this show will use "gemotty"
This time, we will interview until we hand it over to the receiver.
That means you two don't know where you're going yet, right?
We don't know.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm excited.
But is it okay if it's too big?
Can you see it?
Oh, I see.
We have to put it on properly.
The staff is uploading it.
It's in the process of being released.
It will be out in about a minute.
I wonder how it will be.
Thank you in advance.
All six of them.
It's wonderful.
Most of today's fireplaces are round.
It's messed up.
I feel a wonderful history.
I used to admire fireplaces on ships.
Now I work on ships and get on ships a lot.
These days, ships have been automated.
I used to admire fireplaces like that in the past.
I wanted it.
What is this?
This is a wind turbine of an old ship.
What is a wind turbine?
As you can see.
It went up.
It collects air and uses the power of your hands.
This is a scale.
I've been collecting scales for a long time.
I have about 20 scales at home.
This has little to do with ships.
It's not interior design, but I want to keep it carefully.
Thank you very much.
I'll use it carefully.
How do you like it?
It's cool.
It seems to be used carefully.
It's very beautiful.
It's cute.
I'll use it carefully.
I'll use it.
Thank you very much.
It's very big.
It's very good.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm originally a cook, so I want to cook with the pot I got today.
I think we should reuse various things in this era.
I'll use it.
Thank you very much.
It's an old work, but I like "Oishinbo" and "Hokuto no Ken" very much, so it's hard for me to choose only one.
I'll take good care of it.
Thank you very much.
I'm very happy.
It's a good color.
I'm very happy.
This blue is metallic, but it's a bit dull blue.
It's good.
I think a gentle fire will come out of it.
It's a wonderful work.
It's good.
I'm very happy.
My family likes to travel around the world and try various things, so I'd like to take this lamp with me and paint in the valley.
Thank you very much.
It's all in this book, isn't it?
Well, there's something to be drawn.
I wonder if it's an old freighter or if it's an oyster boat because there is an oyster boat.
Not only us, but also the world of these children.
I think it would be nice if we could accept it and apply for it.
Ask everyone and ask your parents and ask them.
It's all in this book.
This is all in this book.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Wow, that's great!
You two did a great job!
You two did a great job, didn't you?
How do you feel now?
Wow, I was surprised.
We had a chance to do our best because you said you would cherish us with a happy face like this.
I'm happy for all of you.
You were a couple of men and women who received copper lanterns.
After you said, "It's like women are being used preciously,"
the man next to you said, "Let's use it preciously, too."
It's amazing!
I got a comment that made me a little nervous.
Right?
I was like, "Wow!"
The comments tell us that the person who received it must have been really happy.
It's amazing! No, I was moved!
But they're really happy about it.
They're really happy about it.
They look really happy.
When they received the lanterns and looked behind them like this...
It was amazing!
This is what we're always proud of!
It's a miracle.
They've been blessed with it once.
It's a miracle!
They've been blessed with it until it's out of breath!
They have to make it sound properly!
Poof, poof, pee, pee!
When they make that sound, they have to close their hands.
Poof, poof, pee, poo, poo, pee!
They have to make that sound properly!
The chef who received the lanterns' reaction is completely...
Did you write the script for that?
That's really good!
This is a good cycle.
It's in the hands of people who love it.
And for free!
This is amazing!
Isn't this cycle amazing?
I'm glad.
I didn't think it would be such a good development.
That's why you can't say it yourself!
Why do you have a voice in your heart?
It's wonderful!
I did my best!
You did your best!
You can't say it like that!
But I also want to sell sofas.
Are sofas okay?
No, not at all.
I want to sell sofas!
Sofas are necessary!
Sofas are also...
If you want to sell it, it costs money.
Even if you want to sell it, you can't get it!
And you can't get it for free!
But there are people who really want it!
And they come to get it!
This is it!
It's really difficult to bring it.
I was wondering what to do.
But this is good!
Are you aiming for a local commercial?
No, no!
Local!
I think I can do it!
What about you?
If you don't need it...
At last...
I don't know...
It's no good!
What are you thinking about?
I want a new one!
If you want a new one, buy it normally!
But...
Most of the fans stood up!
That's dangerous!
They started installing it at once!
What about you guys?
- At last. - At last, we were like...
Huh? I don't know... Is it too risky?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- What are you thinking about? - We want something new!
If you want something new, just buy it!
Right now, most of the fans are standing up!
- That's dangerous! - Already!
They started installing it at once!
"Search for 'big emergency'" "teeth brush, teeth brush"
Originally, we're a show that broadcasts silly content.
Our official Twitter account is "kayou no kuracon".
Every Tuesday, we upload a video exclusive to Twitter that we don't broadcast.
We broadcast once a month, but we update videos every week on Twitter.
Sometimes, we make a mistake on Tuesday and update on Wednesday.
But basically, we update on Tuesdays, so please look forward to it.
Nakashima-san, what should we do this time?
Well, this is...
It'd be better if someone did it. The two of us...
- That's right. - Right? - We should do it, right?
It'd be better if someone did it. The two of us...
- That's right. - Right? - We should do it, right?
- Okay? - Okay.
- Here we go. - One, two...
The local gauge is...
- "Zimotti"? - "Zimotti"?
- Please use it for commercials! - Wait, stop, stop, stop!
No one will buy it like this!
- I'm not kidding! - I'm not kidding!