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Congratulations on opening while making me late.
Yes, thank you for having me.
It's a little late, though.
Yes, it is.
New year. It is the first Krakon in 2021.
Thank you for having me.
That's nice.
Yes, it's a new year, but it doesn't feel like New Year's.
That's right.
Yes, it feels like it.
Well, let's go as usual.
Well, I'm just a little worried about this.
Multiple cameramen say that this program is insanely interesting every time they meet me.
Really.
But they haven't said it recently.
Let's tighten it up a little.
I see.
Don't be oily?
Don't be tengu.
I see.
They haven't said it recently.
I see.
Are you alone?
Alone.
Multiple cameramen say it every time.
I see.
They say that it really draws out the charm of flesh and blood.
They say thank you, too.
Thank you so much.
I don't know who you're talking about.
It feels like there's a little bit of poetry in it.
But I hope it reaches that person, too.
I see.
Let's do our best in 2021, too.
Yes, in 2021.
Yes.
Let's be humble and humble.
That's right.
Yes.
As usual, this time, too, the mvp will be here.
Yes.
The first one in a new year.
I wonder what will come in.
Yes.
Now, everyone of stu48 who will appear tonight.
Here.
Surprisingly, there are 3 MVPs!
First, Yurina Minami, who appeared in Washington, D.C. and won an MVP.
And now, the 4th MVP, Yura Ikeda, who won an MVP with "The Sound of Mario Flying".
And now, personally, I can't forget about her. She was a nightmare.
The 6th MVP, Takao.
She was a nightmare, really.
It's been a while since I saw her.
And now, the 6th MVP. She had good tolerance.
She wasn't an MVP, but she was on the same floor as Takao.
Yes, yes, yes! Takao was a little...
Yes!
She was pushing herself too hard.
She said she was an MVP, but it means that stupid people have gathered.
You can't make a mistake about this.
Well, if you say so.
And now...
First of all...
The first classic "Do-po-ji-ippatsu-gei" in 2021.
I'm Yura Ikeda.
I'd like to imitate a crow's cry.
It doesn't change.
It doesn't change. It's kind of scary.
What's wrong?
I'm Yurina Minami.
I'd like to imitate a dog's cry.
Oh, there's a lot of things.
Do you want to give off a dull feeling?
Yeah, sometimes.
Sometimes it breaks my heart.
What's wrong?
I'm Rinko Ishizaki.
I'd like to imitate a nosebleed for 30 seconds.
A nosebleed?
Start!
Oh, I see!
What's this?
I know you look like you're in pain, but...
we're in more pain.
We're in more pain.
Why do you look like you're in pain?
No, no, no.
Thirty seconds is a long time!
Are you still sleepy?
Now...
Oh?
I'm Fukao Saika.
Last time, my stomach didn't go well.
This time, I'll make up for it...
Make up for it...
and get revenge.
No, that's fine!
But this time...
I'm confident that I can do it for three and a half hours.
I'll close my eyes and turn around three times.
When it lights up, I'll turn my stomach around.
What's that?
Here I go.
You're a genius!
Okay, I turned around three times.
[Gasping]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
This is crazy!
No, I'm done!
I'm done!
Wait a minute!
Isn't someone drinking beer in their stomach?!
Hey, hey!
No, no, no!
No, I don't write words for sound sources anymore.
No, no, no, scary, scary, scary.
Why did you come up with ordinary material?
This is amazing!
So you can't move your abs or something like that all the time, but you can do "gyukko gyukko", right?
Are you an otaku or something like that?
No...
Wow, and you can pick up the sound well, too.
This is a good microphone.
So you only need that three times.
I think you didn't need it at all.
But I think it makes you look more like a genius.
When I saw a crow and a dog for the first time in the new year, I thought it was over.
You won't be a cameraman ever again.
I thought it was over.
I thought it was no good.
But you did everything for me.
I'm proud of you.
I don't want Takuho-san to say it.
Thank you for laughing so much.
I rarely get laughed at.
I was happy that you laughed so much.
Especially the two MCs.
Who laughed more?
Both of them laughed a lot.
I didn't mean to say anything funny, but I was happy.
I'm sorry if you like it a little more.
What do you think?
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Oh! Yoshizaki-san.
Yes.
Kato announcer's hairstyle is a little too much recently.
I've always thought that the announcer's hair is a little too hard with hair wax.
Also, I don't know if the color is burned, but I've always thought it was a little too much.
Do you want to fix it?
Well, I think that's a good character, but I thought it was a song question.
What do you like about Nakashima-san?
Ordinary hairstyle.
It's a normal hairstyle.
I think it's a good combination.
I'm not jealous.
But you're looking at me like that.
No, but I'm happy.
There's not much I'm being teased about on this show.
That's right.
You're looking at me like that.
Because I'm the producer.
That's right.
If I'm being teased, it's because I'm the producer.
They like old men.
I thought it was a character that old men would say.
Old men are playing, aren't they?
In the meantime, Mr. Takao is amazing.
He made me laugh so much and made me cry.
I was very impressed.
It's probably just that he hasn't noticed that I don't laugh.
That's right.
It's different from making you laugh and making you laugh.
I don't think you're laughing because you think you're laughing.
That's right.
Mr. Takao makes everyone laugh and everyone smiles.
That's right. He's making me laugh.
This is his talent.
Now, the secret.
Let's see what you can hear.
I brought my phone from junior high school.
Oh, you can't.
I'm good at cooking.
But I'm good at three things.
I'm scared of Krakon.
No, no, no.
I'm scared of your skipping.
I'm scared of the real thing.
That's good.
But I can't do it.
Oh, I did it a little earlier.
I don't think you can do it.
I'll skip it a little and wait for you.
Okay.
You can't do it at all.
I did it a little.
I did it.
Maybe.
I want to see it again.
No, no, no.
I did it a little.
Oh, my God.
It's about time.
Oh, my God.
I hit my little finger on the corner of the dance and it was just after.
Oh, my God.
Can't you do it?
And you're good at dancing, so you're amazing.
Sometimes there are people who can't skip.
There are people who can't do it.
That's right.
That's exactly who you are.
But you think you can do it.
Oh, my God.
Only "oh, my God" comes out.
This moment is super amazing.
This is a skip.
Oh, my God.
Three things you're good at cooking and three things you can bring with you.
Is it tacos?
That's probably it.
What are you good at?
What are those three things?
I want something I can bring with me right away.
Something you can bring with you right away.
Like cookies.
I want to eat them.
Uncle.
With the producer.
It's good.
It's delicious.
Here's the next story.
Oh, this is a new story.
Oh, that's nice.
Ramen by Yukiri.
Oh, there's a lot of things.
Hey, welcome.
It's all over the place.
Got it.
Have you been here for a long time?
I've been here for a long time.
Oh, I see.
Yes, please wait a moment.
You haven't been here before, have you?
Is it okay?
All right.
Is it some kind of song?
What song is it? I want to know!
What is it?
It's amazing!
It's not Yukiri Senshi's song!
Only one of you came up with it!
It's not Yukiri Senshi's song!
It's the song we're going to play!
It's "Tokyo Friend Park", isn't it?
It's "Tokyo Friend Park"!
What song is it? What song is it?
Next up is...
It's been a while!
It's "Eating Cold Oden Hotly"!
You can do it, everyone!
It looks really hot!
Who will go first?
Wow, it's hot!
Oh, it's not hot. It's hot!
It's not hot, is it?
I don't want to bite the chopsticks!
It's hot, it's hot!
I'll eat it now!
Wow, it's hot, it's hot!
Wow, it's already...
There's smoke!
Smoke?!
There's a lot of smoke!
Here I go!
It's burning, isn't it?
It's hot, it's hot!
Should I leave it here for a little longer?
What should I do?
This is something...
that can burn you,
so I'd like to be careful.
Here I go!
It's hot!
It's not hot!
Oh, it's not a cow, it's not!
It's hot!
It's hot, it's hot!
Why do you give a sense of departure?
It's hot, it's hot!
This is...
Is it difficult for them?
It's not "gutsugutsu", it's "gudaguda"!
Beat, Takeshi!
Ouch!
I don't know...
What kind of pose is that?
Beat, Takeshi!
You can do it!
You idiot!
What are you talking about?
Hey, you idiot!
You are an idiot!
You idiot!
Antonio's beat is off.
You can do it!
I don't know what to do...
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
What is he saying?
You can do it!
He is saying something.
If you say like that, I won't ride it!
What?
This...
This is...
You idiot!
I won't ride it!
Yoshi, let's go!
I see!
Yoshi, let's go!
Like this?
Like what?
Mustache?
Oisouja
What does it mean?
I don't know.
It's like people of old times.
What era?
No, it's like people of "Asuka" era.
Oisouja
I don't know what "shikuzo" means.
People of "Asuka" era.
What about "takao"?
"Takao" was crazy in the beginning.
Takao
That last phrase!
Takao
If he were here, you wouldn't sell, would you, Takeshi-san?
The recording that journalistic researchers fear the most is...
- The commentator award! - That's right!
- Interesting!
- A sailor suit and a balkan.
- A balkan?
- You might not know what a balkan is.
- I like sailor suits but I can't throw them away.
- Aiyaiaiai!
- That's all.
- Well done!
- No one can talk with you.
Yes, everyone! Then, Rinko-oneesan's gymnastics will start!
Hey, everyone! Do you know? Even if there is a wigged old man, you should never say "zura"!
Even if your head is lonely, you should wear a wig.
Even if your hair color and wig color are different, you should never say "this is zura"!
When you are talking with someone who wears a wig, your eyes are focused and you can't speak well!
One day you are talking with someone who wears a wig, your eyes are focused and you can't speak well!
A song that no one can sing!
It has just been born!
A completely new genre!
A song that no one can sing!
A song that makes you cry!
A song that gives you courage!
A song that no one can sing!
It has just been born!
This show has a lot of sudden events!
A lot!
Whose idea was it?
Well...
The producer went crazy!
It has a lot of sudden events!
And I want you to fight in freestyle!
In freestyle!
I want you to battle in freestyle!
I want you to use "dance"!
Suddenly...
There is an important announcement!
I think...
There is a reason for me to be here!
Finally...
Is it?
On February 27th...
Yes, yes...
On Saturday...
The show will air in one hour!
One hour!?
At 10am!
- Isn't it daytime? - That's right.
Is it okay?
It's like a special edition, isn't it? One hour in the daytime.
That's right.
Can you stand it?
It's different from what you see.
There is also a first location.
- Did you take them outside? - We took them outside.
- Those kids? - That's right.
But I knew it would be like this!
I knew it!
I understand, I understand.
Are you satisfied now?
Yes.
Now, for 2021,
here is the announcement of the first stupid content, MVP.
Mr. Nakashima, please!
Well, Mr. Takao's "stomach growling"
has already exceeded the stupid level,
so we can't do it for you,
so here is...
the first part of it!
The first part of it?
Since it's been three and a half weeks,
we'll close our eyes and go around for three weeks!
We'd like to send you "stomach growling"
as a mysterious pride!
A split pattern!
No, that's it!
Break it up!
That's...
I can't take it like a lie!
I wonder if it's true...
Well, Mr. Takao has made his second appearance and made it twice in a row!
- That's right. - That's right.
Yes.
And for the official Twitter program,
as for "Kayou no Kuracon,"
we're uploading Twitter-only videos that aren't broadcast every Tuesday.
We broadcast once a month,
but we're updating videos every week on Twitter.
Look forward to it!
Ah, all of the fans are so happy about it!
- That's right! - "We want you to broadcast it every week!"
- We get asked about it every now and then! - Yes!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
Let's do our best in 2021, too!
- We'll do our best! - Yes!
Now, let me tell you about this year!
Mr. Nakashima, one last word!
That's right!
We'll do our best this year, too!
If we're about to fall apart, we'll watch today's "Monomousu" on MC!
Let's really do our best to win it!
- Right? - That's right!
- I think it's a good combination! - Yes!
Let's do our best! Really!