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Alright, let's get started. Thank you for joining us.
Yes, thank you for having me.
It's fast, 2020 is almost over.
This will be the last KURAKON this year.
Yesterday, when I looked at the website, there were eight contents in KURAKON.
It's stupid.
No, it's stupid.
Yaminabe is also in a bad state.
So, there are various VTRs this time as well.
Mr. Nakashima, thank you for giving us hints.
Yes, thank you for having me.
And the most stupid MVP contents, KURAKO-chan.
There are already eight contents in it, but who will be in it today?
Then, the members who will appear tonight are these people.
The first one is Riko Kudou-chan.
She appeared in the first episode.
She is good at improvised play.
She speaks in a musical tone.
My ideal man is...
Black, vitality, macho.
It will be a unique world view.
And the second one is Mihocchan Tanaka.
She appeared in the third episode.
By the way, she actually cried at the last location.
She is afraid of KURAKON.
I guess she is very afraid of KURAKON this time as well.
I can't do anything because I'm afraid of KURAKON.
She was so relaxed.
And the third one is Suzuki Ayaka-chan.
She used to be a good vibrato idol,
but she fascinated me with her unique vibrato.
She is a person who sits down and dances.
Yes, I can dance.
Yes, it's this laughter.
Shall we talk about it later?
Yes, she is.
She is 18 years old, and she is a little different from the rest of the members of ST.
Her name is Sarah Yoshida.
She seems like a young girl.
You're not praising her at all, are you?
No, no, no.
I don't hide my youngness.
Yes, yes.
Young people nowadays are like that.
From our point of view, she is cool.
She is proud of herself, isn't she?
Yes, she is. She is only 18 years old.
She tries to be a caper, doesn't she?
I don't know if there is a word like "caper".
Well, the first content of the four of them is the classic "one-shot dopoji".
I'm Ayaka Suzuki.
From now on, I'd like to express my favorite food, bread, with my body.
I'll say it five times in a row.
Five times in a row?
Bread.
Melon bread.
Cream bread.
French bread.
The last one.
Sandwich.
That's silly.
I'm Sarah Yoshida.
I'll imitate a clerk.
Welcome.
This is how it is.
50% discount for all items.
How is it?
Welcome.
But it's good.
Hey, are you doing it in detail?
I'm Riko Kudo.
I'll imitate a clerk from the front.
I'm sorry, I've never seen it before.
I've never seen it from the front.
All clerks know only the side of their faces.
I'm Miho Tanaka.
I won't blink.
Ready, start.
I feel like there's a lot of this stuff.
Ready, start.
No way!
No, no, no, no.
That's our faces.
It's like "no way" after "start", isn't it?
I messed up.
No, it's our lines.
Ready, start.
(Laughter)
The face after that is good, isn't it?
(Laughter)
This is pissing me off!
(Laughter)
This is...
No, no, no.
It's already like this when you're 46 years old.
Oh, it came out.
I know.
Yes.
I know how you feel.
Well, you're an idol, aren't you?
Oh, well, that's right.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Yes, yes.
Next, it seems like they have something they want to say to us, the MCs.
No, no, no.
What is it?
(Music)
Kato-san, Nagashima-san.
Yes.
Are you laughing behind those eyes?
(Laughter)
When I saw Krakon's meeting, I wondered if these two people were really laughing from the bottom of their hearts.
Also, when I met them for the first time, when Nagashima-san was laughing, his eyes were black in the back.
(Laughter)
No, no, no.
It wasn't black in the back.
(Laughter)
It was.
After laughing, it suddenly became a straight face.
(Laughter)
Oh, I'll reproduce it.
No, no.
Really?
It was like that.
It really wasn't black in the back of my eyes.
I was in trouble that day.
Oh, I see.
Well, this is heartbreaking, isn't it?
I'm laughing at all, too.
There are times when you can't laugh unless you raise your tension a little.
Of course, there are times when you have to do your best while watching a movie.
Because if we don't laugh, who will laugh?
That's right.
No, really.
No, I mean, there are times when you are pushed to do something.
A little.
But after that, it's fun and I can't help it.
I love this show.
What? It's true.
I went in two minutes ago and laughed and went home.
I went into the studio two minutes ago and laughed and went home.
So you're laughing.
I'm laughing, so don't worry.
Yes.
Next is...
Christmas is coming soon.
It's December 22nd, so there are many people spending Christmas Eve.
I don't like this kind of Christmas.
When I wake up in the morning, I see white hair that I think belongs to Santa Claus under my pillow.
White...
Shredded hair.
Oh, it's shredded.
I'm like, "Yeah, right?"
Which one is it?
Oh, I like it.
Oh, I don't like it.
Christmas tree with stars and people.
It might be a little weird.
Why did you come up with that?
I looked it up.
You looked it up?
It's too rare.
I looked it up on Hikahetsu just now.
I don't like this kind of Christmas.
How do you search for it?
This came up first.
And the first thing that came up...
No, it's not like that!
You don't even want to hide it!
I don't like this kind of Christmas.
And the first thing you search for?
The first thing you search for and you don't even want to hide it!
It's too rare!
You should do something about it!
Oh, I'm scared!
To be honest...
Are you okay, Kudo-sama?
Can you search for it later?
Only shredded hair?
If you only have shredded hair...
You're in trouble!
Next!
How about this one?
Nakashima-san might have had experience of this when you were a kid.
A letter for Santa Claus!
Oh, like you wrote it!
Yes, yes!
It's nice, doesn't it?
It has a Christmas vibe.
Santa, it's been a while!
Thank you for your help every year during Christmas season! Thank you always!
Do you remember that I used to leave letters and tea when I was little?
I still remember being very happy and happy to have you drink tea at that time!
Christmas is coming soon this year as well, so I'm looking forward to Santa, so please be careful when you come!
On such a Christmas, what I want is a new smartphone!
Actually, I dropped my smartphone a little while ago and the screen was cracked, so if you don't mind, I'd like a new, recently released smartphone.
I'm waiting for you to prepare tea again this year, so I hope you'll come to my house carefully!
Thank you in advance! From Miho Tanaka!
The 12th one that came out recently...
The 12th one...
I'm waiting for you!
You've already been designated as an iPhone!
The 12th one that came out recently...
But what do you think? I feel like I can exchange it a little.
You're going to give him tea, right?
Or...
What else?
Also, be careful of your feet.
I feel like I'm growing up little by little.
Of course, other members also wrote letters to Santa this time, but it seems like it's become a form of asking for what you really want.
Suzuki Ayaka-san, 20 years old, wants an expensive massage chair!
You can't fit it under your socks!
You've been working hard lately!
So, I want you to wrap me from my head to my toes!
Yoshida-san!
I like this a little. Kotatsu?
Wow, I didn't know that!
It's like you don't want what you love.
Wow, Kotatsu language!
I didn't know that there are young people who know Kotatsu language, even though they are only 18 years old.
It's surprising, so it might be a simple language.
Yeah, it might be.
Well, the Christmas story continues.
Oh, I like it!
Oh, oh...
It's you, Mr. Sando!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Is it you, Mr. Sando?! Eh?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Eh?!
It's Christmas, isn't it?!
Amazing! Eh?! You're really here, Mr. Sando!
Wahhh! Incredible! Eh?! I'm really surprised now, eh?!
I'm sorry. He was still turning his back to the camera.
Amazing! Really! White mustache...
...is very nice! Nice to meet you, Mr. Sando!
- Thank you for everything. - Santa-san, you're hiding it, aren't you?
Please continue to give everyone dreams.
Goodbye!
What's this?
Wow, Santa-san, this is troublesome.
- Oh, Kudo-san. - Oh, you're here.
Are you waiting for someone?
Oh, Santa! It's been a year!
You've grown up so much!
- What do you mean? - I didn't know.
You've gotten smaller.
You've become a baby!
What? American?
You're from Ireland, aren't you? You're not American!
You're American.
Yay!
All I can do is feel pity for Santa-san.
However, for me, the most painful thing about this incident...
...was Santa-san's appearance scene.
Can I see it first? Can I see it first?
This appearance scene!
Right?
What is this?!
Of course...
Of course I won't pass the virtual target, right?
Right?
Ken-chan's virtual target.
Minimum score.
I mean, if an AD did it, I'd still be able to laugh, but...
Do you think I'm serious?
Huh? The director himself did it...
Well, as long as it's not the producer...
If only the producer did it...
If only his head came out, it'd be so painful!
Was it this lacking in people?
Now, next up is...
The whispered voice story that Nakashima-san suggested before...
Do you remember it?
I remember it! I remember it!
It's... It's me, Riko!
It is manufactured with products and common equipment including fallability.
It is written about specific raw materials.
At high temperature, chocolate particles may melt and particles may solidify white.
I would like you to enjoy it, but I will return to the point of taste.
The surface of the cookie may look white, but it is solidified.
Please eat it as soon as possible after opening it.
Please note that it contains 33% of calcium and 33% of iron per day.
Wow! Wow! Awesome!
I'm 46 years old!
A new door has opened!
Were you stabbed?
No, no, really, really.
Wait a minute, I'll say it while choosing words.
I want to say this emotion.
Well, I'll say it while choosing words.
Well...
Until Yoshida Sara-chan starts talking...
Well...
Wait a minute.
What are you trying to say?
Wait a minute.
Are you trying to say something that bad?
I want to say it.
Well...
I'll choose words.
Well...
I was very excited.
Yes.
Yes!
I was very excited!
You protected it.
Of course!
I want to upload it!
If you know this...
Well...
Please DM me on Twitter.
Let's talk about it.
Well, next.
Yes.
There is still more today.
Oh!
It's a new story.
Impersonation that looks like you know it but you don't know it.
This means that the generation of members seems to know it but they don't know it, right?
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Beat Takeshi.
Welcome.
You're lying!
Welcome!
I can't go!
Tanaka Academy.
I don't know it.
What?
I don't know it.
It's an imagination.
Huh? Wait, why is it so hard?
You've definitely never done it, right?
I don't know... I don't know...
You've definitely never done it, Taniguchi Academy.
I don't know, I don't know!
You've definitely never done all of them.
No.
You've definitely never said "no" either.
Platoon...
Oh, you don't know this?!
You can do it!
Huh, you don't know?!
Yeah, yeah!
I'm going to destroy Earth now.
Stop it!
I made you, Platoon!
But!
I didn't make you so you could suffer like that!
You made me suffer.
So this time, I'm going to make you suffer!
You can't do it!
Stop it!
Alright!
She ran away!
I'm a Platoon too!
I'm a Platoon and I'm going to make the world all Platoon-like!
Oh, I see!
Platoon was an SF!
Yeah...
Huh?!
When you became a Platoon, I was moved by the way you got up.
It was a little sad when you fell.
This is a really sad scene!
This part is also in the jacket.
And what's shocking is that B and Takeshi...
Welcome!
Oh, I see!
They've been saying "welcome" for a long time.
That's right!
Even though no one came!
Even if you say "welcome" with a sign that says "B and Takeshi"...
No one would come!
It's different!
That's shocking...
I see...
Well, I see...
On the other hand, even if they ask us to sing this song, we wouldn't know, would we?
It might be like that even if we're played.
I learned about "Aimyon" the other day.
Seriously...
Now, the last one is an impromptu song, which is a classic of the impromptu series.
Fly and mosquito combination
That's fast!
Nice!
Oh, I got it!
That's a cute song!
Fly and mosquito combination
Wow!
Tachikogi Kentarou-kun
Bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun
Too fast!
Tachikogi Kentarou-kun
Every morning I ride my bike
Kentarou-kun
Always wakes up at 7am
But today
I woke up at 7.55am
It's the first song of "Masaka no Tai".
Kentaro, you can't sit there.
You have to stand there.
OK!
It's too early to stand there.
There is a goal there.
You can't waste a minute or a second.
Kentaro, you can go there.
So, don't give up again.
OK!
Wow!
That's amazing!
She has a world view.
It's too early to stand there.
In an instant.
The moment you choose a song and press the button, it starts.
There is no delay at all.
Of course, she sang with other members.
But, she sang in front of other members.
That's normal.
But, Kudoh was very excited.
Every time she sang a song, she shouted, "It's fun!"
That's the best.
I think she really likes singing.
Finally, I will announce Kurako.
Yes, thank you.
What do you think of it?
For me...
Have you decided?
Of course, I have.
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This time, Kurako-chan will be...
Except for Yoshida-san...
She will be participating in the Sasaeki Championship!
Congratulations!
She excluded me?
You know...
I was feeling so good...
But now that you're here, I feel like I'm going home.
Do you know why I chose you, Kurako-chan?
Because...
I can't cut this part out!
If you include this part, I can't cut it out!
I'm scared...
I have to support you!
I'm glad you chose me.
Because I was the best!
But it's okay if it's only the first and last part.
I know! I know that part!
Me too!
Also, our official Twitter account is "Tuesday Kracon" and...
Every Tuesday, we will upload a video exclusive to Twitter that is not publicized by the public.
Please look forward to it!
Okay!
We've talked about a lot of things, but...
Can you say one last thing?
I'll say it one more time...
Sasaeki Championship, if you think it was good...
Please contact me via my Twitter DM!
Let's talk about a lot of things!