AISubs v3.5
Well, let's watch stupid content again tonight.
Yes, it started.
It's already the end of November, so it's getting pretty cold.
Well, as usual, I, Kuraco-chan, will host the contents of the mvp.
Now, I wonder who will enter this time.
It's cold outside, but inside Kuraco-chan it's warm.
I want you to put products.
Yes.
I want you to put ridiculous contents.
The heat.
Yes.
Here are the members of stu48 who will appear tonight.
The second time on the show, the producer of "Taguchi Reika Cha," was named.
I think I will like it if I hit it with my hand.
That's right, that's right.
And he got absorbed at first sight.
He took it very seriously.
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
I like it!
She's got a lot of energy.
First of all...
Yes, Ms. Aiko.
"Utahime Aiko".
That's right.
It was a great song.
"Umibiraki".
"Third Warehouse".
I see.
"Third Warehouse".
Saika Hanata.
She's got a little bit of a softness.
"Third Warehouse".
The difficulty level is getting higher and higher.
You girls are strong girls.
We still have to go over it with foolishness.
That's right.
It's not just about relaxing and stuff like that, you know.
Yes, that's right.
That's true.
This is something that can only be born at that moment, right?
A clacon.
That's right.
You can't force it, can you?
That's right.
This is difficult!
Yeah.
I'm Kojima Aiko, and I'm a second-year research student.
I'm going to sing "Bokura no Shunka Shuto" by an STU48 second-year research student, while mimicking it.
Music, start!
Shimizu Sara-chan!
Suzuki Aika-chan!
Taguchi Reika-chan!
Kudo Riko-chan!
What did you just say? What did you just say?
I'm Taguchi Reika. I'm going to say tongue- twisters while winking.
Here I go!
Red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, red hair, yellow hair, red hair, blue hair, yellow hair, yellow hair,
Blue right, blue left, blue followers are
"What did you say…?," blue right, blue back, blue followers are
"What did you say?". Thank you so much.
This is awful.
Hello, I'm Utsume Rine.
After the incarceration of adults, I'm going to mimic a bloated turnip that's perched on Okayama跟ガ.
Bloated turnip?
Thank you for your hard work!
That flower bouquet is nice.
Yeah.
Senior!
Thank you for your hard work!
Huh? What's up with you?!
Hey!
Thank you for your hard work!
Oh, a chair.
Hi, I'm Sayaka Harada.
I've been traveling a lot lately.
Today is a good day for me, so I'd like to go now.
I'd like you to stop me if you have time.
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.
What?
What? Wait.
It's very different from what I'm thinking.
What?
What do you mean?
What is this?
It's a little different from what I'm thinking.
What is this?
This is...
No...
What?
No, no, no, no.
This is...
Oh, you put something like this in once, and it comes back.
No, it's not "da-da-da"! "Da-da-da"! It's not "da- da-da"!
"Da-da-da" is not that versatile!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah!
Wait a minute! This is amazing!
I thought you were going to play a character like a beast with ears on, but you're actually saying different souls in different worlds!
That's right...
You're definitely a quack!
Because you're a quack!
This is a quack!
Secret! Tell me your secret!
Cha-ching!
What?
Say "gag"!
It's addictive!
Oh, you're doing it!
I can eat bell peppers!
I think there's an image in the world that you can't eat bell peppers because they're cute, but I appealed that you can actually eat bell peppers!
I can talk to dolls!
There is a fluffy bear with a bear's light blue ribbon.
It is about this size.
That bear's face moves.
Does it?
It moves!
Really!
I can't believe it.
For example, when we are sleeping together, I try to wake up first.
And when I go to see Farken, Farken is sleeping.
It is very cute.
And I do my makeup and get ready.
And when I see Farken's face again, his eyes are up.
They are like this.
They are up like this.
So, I say "Good morning, Farken!" and wake up.
Aren't they all cute?
This is...
Everyone is cute!
Wait a minute!
That's why!
Something amazing is happening!
Taguchi Reika is jumping out and looking cute!
She is jumping out and looking cute!
Because in this world, you can't eat bell peppers.
But I am really relieved!
I am really relieved!
Everyone!
The members are watching the show they appeared in.
I would like to say something to Nakashima-san and me, Kato.
I have been nice to you since last month.
Yes.
You have been harassed on a regular basis, haven't you?
I haven't been harassed!
Nakashima! Kato!
I have something to say to you!
I have something to say!
Take this!
I'm sorry for calling you.
That's how it is.
"Kurakon" is...
Do you know what "Kurakon" means?
It's stupid content.
Even though it's stupid content,
the MCs' comments are so funny that it's not stupid at all.
It's not stupid at all.
It's really funny.
Is it funny?!
I wanted to make you laugh.
If you have something, let's fight.
With fists.
I'm waiting for you.
I'll buy you a sold-out fight.
If you have something, let's fight.
With fists.
I'm waiting for you.
I'll buy you a sold-out fight.
One, two...
Kato-san and Nakashima-san...
Fall in love with me, okay?
Kato-san and Nakashima-san...
Fall in love with me, okay?
Because you're cool.
Out of the four parts, how many do you like, Kato- san?
One.
How about you, Nakashima-san?
Three.
I like Nakashima-san's hairstyle.
Like a rice ball.
Thank you! Thank you!
Well, then...
Producer-san?
That's right! That's right!
Producer-san and Nakashima-san are separated.
Their real names are, of course, Producer-san and Nakashima-san.
Producer-san likes me, too.
I'm happy about it.
So, these two are just playing around.
I'm sorry.
It's light.
Just kiss me first.
There are three parts.
Even for Nakashima-san.
It's light.
I won't tell you, Producer-san.
I'm too embarrassed to say it.
Because it's my real name.
I won't tell you, Producer-san. I'm too embarrassed to say it. Because it's my real name.
Kato-san and Nishima-san, please fall in love with me.
We've already fallen in love! Don't worry! We've already fallen in love!
It's true! I don't know...
All men who are older than you like you.
I like men like you the most!
I know it! I know it, but I still say it!
I'm fine with you calling me a playboy.
Once she starts being an MC, it'll be over!
Producer-san is completely drunk!
We might not be there next time.
If she becomes an MC next time, she'll be like...
Ah! Producer! Ah! She did it!
She'll think it's like that.
She was completely outdone!
It'll be like that.
Next up is a new joke.
"Teleshop STU" What does it mean?
Hello, everyone! Kojima Shopping has begun!
Today, we'll be introducing...
Take a look at this!
Teleshop STU
What can I say about this?!
I can't put it into words.
When you look at it up close,
the atmosphere and the texture...
It's the best!
Well, I'd like to explain this product right away.
First of all, this...
rose part and this skin part...
Contrast!
Beautiful orange and light blue.
It's great!
It reminds me of the sunset.
I don't know if it's the sunset or not, but it's great!
Yes, so...
When you put it on, you can see the difference right away!
So I'll put it on right away!
Here we go!
Don't miss this moment!
The moment you see it, you'll be surprised!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1...
Yes, it changed! Yes, it changed!
The world has changed!
It's a world-changing "chonmage".
This is now a special price of...
1690 yen!
Normally, it's 2860 yen,
but now it's very cheap!
It's very cheap!
Here it is!
Well, the new product is...
It's the new product of..
Producer-san of 50's fortunate, KURAKON!
Hahaha!
That's rude!
Yay!
That's rude!
This is the new product and it's very eye- catching!
Surprisingly, like Producer-san, there is a haircut!
Hahahaha!
This is...
I don't know.
Producer-san doesn't have this but...
Here's a little bonus.
Let's actually become a producer of Placon!
Ta-dah!
I've become a producer!
But...
Reika-san is a little arrogant, so...
I'll run away for a moment.
Now, like a producer...
Let's become cute, cool, and wonderful people!
Bye-bye! Please buy me!
Hush!
Horrible!
Innocence is so scary!
I'm sorry. I laughed too much.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
As you can see, there is a god like you, producer- san.
No, no.
It's not good.
It's really not good.
No.
Are you serious?
If you think about it positively,
it's not negative, right?
That's right.
Normally, you might think it's not good.
But I don't think it's negative at all.
That's right.
That's why I can't follow you.
What is this?
Next is a new joke.
"STU Fukuwarai".
"Fukuwarai"!
This is amazing!
How is it?
I'm already scared.
What about her eyes?
What is your name?
My name is Seto Sonoko.
Oh, is that so?
Basically, she is very good at studying.
She is good at it and she is serious, but she is a little bit difficult to deal with.
She finds people's weaknesses and says bad things about them.
She is beautiful, though.
I was a little curious about it.
Do you say bad things about her?
Yes.
Do you say bad things about her?
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
But that's what happens.
That's what happens.
What should I do?
Who is the cutest?
It's me.
The idol I made is...
Chia!
Oh, no!
She is my little sister.
Is she your little sister?
Yes.
Is she yours?
Yes.
She is kind and popular.
What do you think of her?
She is cute and I like her.
What would you do if your little sister fell in love with you?
I would cut her hair off.
I don't care!
This is...
Nakashima-san gave me an idea and I improved it.
Yes.
It's "One Udon Noodles".
Oh, yes!
One Udon Noodles
OK, I'll do my best!
OK, ready...
Start!
I can't do it at all...
Oh, I see!
It's difficult, as I thought!
Oh, it's "one Udon Noodles"
OK, OK!
Well, well...
Ready... Start!
Isn't it this?
Do you want something like this more and more?
Ready, start!
Ahhh!
Oh, I'm glad you passed!
I'm glad, I'm glad!
I'm going to freeze to death.
I have to do it like this.
Ready, go!
Oh, I see!
I'd like you to say "zupan" right here and now.
Oh, that's great!
I saw the staff and STU working together.
They're trying to make something exciting.
Udon can be tied together, right?
Is that it?
I'd like you to sing...
Unaji ni shuriken sasattemasu.
Wow, this is difficult!
What is it?
You already have a sense of the world.
How do you...
Okay, here I go.
Unaji ni shuriken ga
sasatteiru yo
She's good at dancing!
yoku mite ushiro itakunai no
sasatteiru yo
"unajini" "shuriken" "soreteiken" "kowai kedo"
"unajini" "shuriken" "ga" "gusagusa" "sasatteiru yo"
"unajini" "shuriken" "ga" "sasatteiru yo" "shitsukoi" "hey!"
The first song for Ms. Taguchi is "producer".
Music, start!
"reika's favorite person is" "producer" "reika's favorite person is" "uncle"
"reika's favorite person is" "hair here and here"
"reika's favorite person is" "fish and people"
If she likes it, it's over!
What should I do?
What should you do?
No, seriously!
I like "Isekai" (another world)
Mr. Taguchi's "Pepper Can Be Eaten"
Please!
Ah, I see!
This is the most...
It's like there's nothing there!
No one will get hurt, no one will be scared!
Yes!
From the middle, the occult and middle-aged men were amazing!
It was really amazing!
It was amazing!
Just like that, once a month, we burn a lot of calories on this show!
But on our official Twitter, on Tuesdays at 10pm,
we will upload a limited video on Twitter that is not broadcasted on Tuesdays!
Final words...
Please be careful!
"Isekai" is... "Isekai" is...
It's not good!
It seems like there will be days when it's easy to go!
Please be careful!