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Let's get started, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
This program is STU48's "Kuracon",
where STU48's two researchers and directors challenge each other to make silly content.
While discovering the hidden potential of the two researchers,
they watch the VTR and ask Mr. Nagashima for a review, which has become quite popular.
You don't even have to explain it.
Don't you think so?
When I think about it myself, I'm more attached to "Kuracon".
About ten years ago, I thought Mr. Nagashima was still cool,
but now I'm really attached to "Kuracon".
Is that so?
As always, the content of the MVP will be stored in this "Kuraco-chan".
This is the second week since the two researchers went around.
Some of you may have known to some extent, like "Let's do it like this".
The members of STU48 who will appear tonight are these people.
The first one is Anna Kawamata.
She was the first MVP of the first broadcast.
I wonder which one was the MVP...
It's "Kuracon".
It's Kagawa Kenshi.
She's a handsome man.
And the second one is Himeka Sako, who is good at dancing in secret.
She's dancing in secret, but somehow it's still in my memory.
Ah, this one!
Yes, Saiko Tensho.
She's 13 years old.
She's pretty good.
I wonder how she's growing up.
And then there's Momoka Rissen.
She was supposed to be a top student, but she suddenly switched positions.
I guess she didn't want to switch positions.
I think Nagashima-san should switch positions, too.
And the last one is Natsuki-chan, who is called "bebebentsu".
It's "bebebentsu", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like "bentsu" in Japanese.
She was also able to become the MVP of the first broadcast.
She's 19 years old and has a unique worldview.
She's the oldest of the members who will appear tonight.
Anyway, here's the first story for tonight, too.
Okay, bring it on!
I'm Kamtannu. I'll untie only the first joint.
- Oh, I see. - I'm Momoka Rissei.
I'll do a cross-legged forward kick.
- A cross-legged forward kick? - A cross-legged forward kick?
- It's been a while. - It's hard!
- No, no, no!
- I'm Momoka Rissei. - I'll do a cross-legged forward kick.
- From the side... - It's hard even from a different angle!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- My knees are bent. - Yeah.
I'm Natsuki Watanabe. I'll do a newborn tyrannosaurus.
You like animals, don't you?
- Your face... - Oh, come on!
I won't forgive you!
Thank you!
I'm Sako Himeka.
I'm not flying because I feel like I'm flying.
I like that! I like that kind of thing!
What's that?
Wow! Amazing!
What's going on?!
- Oh, I see! - Wow! Amazing!
Wow! Cool!
- You're not flying, are you? - No, I'm not.
What's this?! It's like "Ball's Signal"!
It's like a very skillful Nyanter Star.
Like...
What the heck...
- I like that rhythm. - Yes, but...
- ...the director brought in too much energy. - No way!
And here's a newborn tyrannosaurus.
There's no comment.
They won't call me just to make me comment.
- But it's only the beginning. - Right.
- Well, well, well... - This time we've got a whole new plan.
First of all, the most talked about drama this year, "That Drama", and its phrase homage project.
Is it okay? Isn't it a different genre?
That Drama
"That Drama" means...
"That Drama" means we can't say it.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
We did it.
It comes out of "Babylon".
Reflect it!
Oh, I see. I see.
By the way, don't you know the origin of these girls?
CO2...CO2...CO2...
You don't know, do you?
CO2...CO2...CO2!
You don't know the origin of them, do you?
No, no, no!
No, you can't!
No, no, no!
Bring me closer!
Because you love her, right?
Because you love her!
Um, Mr. Camera, please film me more.
That's what I was thinking.
You're a grudge warrior, aren't you?
No, you're really...
You're now feeling the grudge of years past.
Sako is not particularly good at science in school.
She doesn't know the scientific formula at all, and she does it with all her heart.
CO2...CO2...CO2...CO2...
It's like...
CO2...CO2...
CO2!
By the way, you two didn't watch this drama, did you?
Oh, I see.
You know it, but you didn't watch it.
I see!
I think you know what it is.
I know what it is!
Let's move on to another well-known drama.
What kind of drama is it?
I don't know.
Ah, there it is!
This sad comedy!
What is it?
[Nakashima]
Na-ka-shi-ma!
I don't get it.
No, no, no.
You were overwhelmed.
No, no. What should I do?
Right?
Do you know what it is?
It's amazing.
This is it.
The last time you appeared on a show, your family were watching you.
Right.
You were so embarrassed and said, "Don't look at my family!"
Your family didn't say anything and there was a subtle atmosphere.
So why me?
Nakashima's comment at the time was shocking in itself.
What should I do?
I reflected on myself and did it properly.
Oh, no. Hello, Sayo Endo.
Oh, it's this.
Oh, no. You're too thin. You're really beautiful.
What's wrong?
I heard it's delicious, but I've never had it before.
Oh, no. It's delicious.
Sayo Endo, thank you for your impression.
I can't look at you.
That's all.
What did you do?
You said all the bad things about high school students.
I've been working hard all my life.
Look, look.
The wrong button goes everywhere.
Why do you hate me for this?
No, seriously.
You're actually saying good things.
The wrong button.
It's been out of place all the way.
It was a hit of the stream.
And please give me a receipt for Natsuki Watanabe.
It seems that you can judge by appearance at a convenience store, but you often don't get a receipt.
You want it, don't you? That's why she has a receipt.
It's funny.
I see. You're the kind of person who makes a bet.
I'm sure you're the type of person who makes a bet.
Here's another new story.
I'll skip it and say it in one word.
My secret story.
Oh, you're a salaryman.
I'm not good at teaching.
My nickname is "lion."
My past life is a salesman.
I have three other nicknames.
You have more, don't you?
Isn't it new for you to come in a row?
It's good. It's good.
When he was playing with his friends in elementary school,
he often scratched his friends.
At first, it was called "cat," but it became "lion" because he scratched his friends too often.
My past life is a salesman.
When I was in elementary school, I was told that my past life is a salesman because I was very fast.
Isn't it weird?
I have three other nicknames.
Oh, I see.
I have three other nicknames.
I'm a student.
Rissen, Momoka, who we thought she was, is not good at adjectives.
Adjectives?
"A", "su", "koku", "ri", "sha".
Isn't it annihilation?
She's bad at all of them.
Now, we have more new stories. Here it is.
"Reading cutely".
Is it "acting"?
This is...
"Good at cleaning".
"No need to switch between floors".
"Usually use less than you're allowed to".
"Depending on how much garbage is piled up in the paper bag",
"control the suction power".
I see.
Like this.
"No direct washing of water",
"no placing of water in a container",
"no electrical appliances or firewood under the unit",
"drain hose",
"make sure there's no water in it",
"don't block the tip of the hose",
"no electrical appliances or firewood under the unit",
"use it where there's no direct wind",
"can't ventilate with this air conditioner".
Hehe.
Phew...
We got our ideas back.
We did.
"Yaki Yaki Tool" sounds like fun!
"Yaki Yaki Tool" sounds like a barbeque.
It does, doesn't it?
What do you think about "cute"?
I tend to think in stereotypes,
so I thought we could make it even cuter.
Yeah, you're right.
But, on the other hand,
it's...
It's idol-specific cuteness, isn't it?
- Well, but... - What do you think?
- I think you're just reading it as usual. - Yeah, I'm just reading it.
- Ah, but I'm glad you got the hint back. - I got the hint back.
- Ah... - Now, next up...
This one's also new.
"Not-so-dead contest".
- Huh? - "Not-so-dead contest".
What's with you?
"Not-so-dead contest".
Oh...
"Not-so-dead contest".
Ah, "not-so-dead contest".
- Does your stomach hurt? - It hurts.
What's wrong? I mean...
Are those shoes?
They must be shoes.
Does your chest hurt?
Not-so-dead contest
You won't die!
Wow!
That's amazing!
A different emotion has sprung up!
Everyone's like this, right?
What happened?
She stood up.
She stood up, but...
She came again.
It hurts!
What do you mean "it hurts"?
What's wrong?
Stop it!
What?
What's wrong?
It hurts!
Everyone's like this, right?
What is this?!
Ah! Ah!
Oh!
I don't understand one person's intention!
Oh!
No, it's not like that!
Ah! Ah!
Finally!
This is the last one!
Ah!
Is Anna-chan like that?
What was the situation like?
Ah! She got shot!
I wonder if it would have been better if it had been like that.
If you think about it like that, maybe she's the right answer.
She got shot from above, didn't she?
Think about it like that!
It's obvious!
Ah, but everyone was cute.
You don't want to be hated, do you?
Of course I don't want to be hated!
Of course you do!
Ah, I said it wrong.
Next up is "singer".
There are two songs.
Oh, I like it!
The first song is the classic song, "Impromptu Concert".
I've been waiting for it!
We'll have Kano-tachi sing it for us.
"Hara-te-ko".
Yeah, this is "te-ko".
Hara-te-ko, hara-te-ko
Hara-te-ko ja tatakaenai
Hara-te-ko ja genki denai
Dakara ippai gohan wo tabete
That's hara-te-ko
Hara-te-ko, hara-te-ko
Hara-te-ko ja utaenai
Hara-te-ko ja odorenai
Dakara kyou mo ippai taberu
That's hara-te-ko
Wow!
You're asking me all of a sudden, aren't you?
Ce, ce, ce, celeb!
Don Quixote, aren't you?
Celeb, celeb!
You like it, don't you?!
I'm riding a Mercedes-Benz!
You do, don't you?!
Ce, ce, ce, celeb!
Ce, ce, celeb!
How many of these can I eat?
I have a lot of dreams!
Announcement!
Yes!
Our new song "Omoideru Koi wo Shou no" has been released as a special project to commemorate the release of "Omoideru Koi wo Shou no"!
Please come and listen to it!
We're waiting for you!
Wow!
That's amazing!
As an idol, you're a good student!
You're really a good student!
You announced it so well!
You're good at this kind of thing!
But you did your best!
Yes!
That's all for today's "Utsuno Uta Data"
This time...
Yes!
Oh, I see!
"Airx Japan"!
Huh?!
What's that?
"Airx Japan"!
It's a legendary band, isn't it?
Yes!
Their famous songs "Kurenai" and "Airx Japan" are played in separate parts.
Wait a minute!
It only smells like hell!
Are you okay?
Airx Japan
I'm counting on you!
In this stormy city
I'm counting on you!
Even the blowing wind closes my eyes
I'm running towards you
As if I'm being swallowed up
Is it me you can't see?
Even though you're always so bad
I'll live with my memories
It's still shining in my heart
The pieces that cross each other
look like overflowing tears
That's right, that's right.
Huh? My legs are shaking.
I can't go on anymore.
(laughs)
Oh!
It's cool, it's cool.
It's a little too high, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
(laughs)
Wow! (claps)
(claps) (laughs)
No, no, no, no, it's amazing!
It was amazing! It's not hell, it's a touching work!
In the middle of it, a woman who draws a bikini line comes out. (laughs)
A woman whose bikini line is itchy and can't be helped comes out little by little!
If it weren't for that, it would be X-Japan!
A woman whose bikini line is itchy and can't be helped comes out little by little!
That drum of Rissen Momoka-chan,
she has the highest reproducibility!
Oh!
But you know, Rissen Momoka-chan is included!
I had a feeling of hell, but I was impressed!
No, I made you laugh!
I think you were doing your best!
What do you say this time?
There were a lot of new projects and it was fun!
After all, it is basically replaced, or the result is cute!
Yes, yes!
While saying "what are you doing?", it is cute!
This is an important part of KURAKON!
I see!
Let's extend it, really!
Is this okay? (laughs)
Is it okay like this?
Please!
Yes!
Thank you!
Please!
Thank you!
What is the MVP, Takashima-san?
It's a woman who draws a bikini line!
Yes, it's decided!
I draw and draw and it doesn't fit!
And in the end, the itch went away, didn't it?
It went away in satisfaction.
This is the one set, isn't it?
It's the first MVP, but it's the second one.
She appeared and now she's in second place.
It's amazing!
By the way, if I may make a special second place this time, it is Momoka Rissen.
Um...
I'm in second place!
Good morning!
I'm in second place!
If you'll excuse me.
Thank you!
On the official Twitter, we are posting a Twitter- only video that is not broadcast every Tuesday on behalf of #Tuesday.
The broadcast is once a month, but we update videos every week on Twitter, so please look forward to it!
I want to be kind to you all, so...
Um...
Natsuki-chan!
Your face was cute!
Good night!