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Who is Pio-chan?
We are Pio-chan.
While Takeyama-san is acting as Pio-chan,
she doesn't know who is Pio-chan.
You are Pio-chan, right?
This project started from that question.
I forgot it while I was thinking about it.
Five members believe Takeyama-san is Pio-chan and aim for Pio-chan's buttocks.
Pio-chan, Pio-chan, Pio-chan, yeah, yeah!
Pio-chan, yeah!
They appeal that they are real in order to prevent it.
Pio-chan is not like that.
No, Pio-chan!
Takeyama-san and Pio-chan's buttocks negotiation battle is about to start.
It's true!
Pio-chan's buttocks negotiation battle!
It's a national set-up idol variety show,
SU48 Women's Television Season 14!
We asked them three questions.
I'll go with four.
Why?
Why is Pio-chan called "Pio-chan"?
And who is "Pio-chan"?
Question four is "Pio-chan Matching"!
The feelings of a young idol and a male fan should be similar.
Therefore, I will ask Pio-chan several questions!
It is a difficult question that you have to guess the answer that the real Pio-chan will answer and match it with Takeyama-san's answer.
Let's get started!
The first topic of "Pio-chan Matching" is...
If Pio-chan had a first date, where would you like to go on a date?
Yes!
Specifically, if it is Pio-chan, I would like to go there.
I want to go on a date!
I have decided!
Then, shall we start with my answer first?
Yes!
Pio-chan is from Yamaguchi Prefecture, right?
Yes!
If it is Pio-chan's personality for a first date in Yamaguchi Prefecture, I think you would like to go to...
Yes!
Akiyo-shidai's safari land!
Wow!
I'm happy!
There is also Akiyo-shidai's Shounyuu-do, but since Pio-chan would like to get involved with animals, I think you would like to go to Akiyo- shidai's safari land!
The members' answers to this question are...
While there are a lot of rough answers like animal ships and aquariums,
Kai-dake's answer is Yamaguchi, where he is from.
What does this mean?
What does it mean?
Do you want to go on a first date in Yamaguchi?
Yamaguchi!
Since Takemo-san is in Tokyo, I would like to go to Yamaguchi, where I am from.
Where do you want to go in Yamaguchi?
I want to go to safari land.
Do you know safari land?
I have cleaned elephant poop.
Is safari land fun?
It's fun. You can see lions up close.
I was surprised when you said Yamaguchi for the first time.
Because you know it.
It's 4.3% aquarium.
Yamaguchi is famous for fugu.
I am good at imitating fugu.
I want Takemo-san to imitate fugu again.
I want her to enjoy her date with me.
You are quite close with Pio-chan.
No, I am not.
It's difficult.
But Pio-chan wrote Yamaguchi straightly.
Even though I am...
She was late for her favorite race.
Will she win Pio-chan with this momentum?
The next topic is...
What do you think you are number one among Pio- chan's members?
You are number one among us.
What do you think you are number one among us?
Yes.
I think Pio-chan is like this.
Childishness like a child.
I see.
Pio-chan's charm is her childishness.
She is loved by everyone.
Thank you.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go together.
Pio-chan's answers are...
Again, no matching. But depending on the presentation, we should be able to grasp Takeyama- san's heart.
Um, Ichi Pio-san, what do you mean?
Um, only Fugu's impersonation...
No one can lose, so I made it No. 1.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not!
No, it's like you're messing with the real Pio- chan.
That's right!
No way!
No, it's not like that.
Okay, now, San Pio-san, what does it all mean?
It's cute, and Fugu's impersonation is also good.
Are you messing with me?
What do you think of Fugu's impersonation, Ichi Pio-san?
But I feel like quitting it recently.
You feel like quitting it recently?
Why do you feel like quitting Fugu's impersonation recently, Pio-chan?
I feel like it's not good enough as a special skill.
So you don't feel excited about other members' impersonations?
Ah, it's Fugu! It's Fugu!
I don't know because I'm not another member, but I feel like I'm doing it again.
Am I the only one?
You feel like you're doing it again, but you're always impersonating Fugu.
That's right, I'm doing my best.
Now, what about you, Pio-san?
Yes!
At a different job site, I met other members of ST48 with Takeyama-san, but I couldn't meet them.
So I thought I'd definitely tell them a lot of my feelings if I met them, so I borrowed that day and told them.
Ah, that's nice.
That's nice, it feels good.
Thank you very much.
Ah, I see.
The feelings I like don't lose at all.
They don't lose!
It's not like you matched them up that well, but...
That's right.
Well, well, I understand.
Today...
Yes?
Yes!
What is the "predicted Pio-chan" that Takeyama-san will choose for this Pio-chan matching?
Out of these, this time...
This is difficult...
Go...Go...Go Pio-san?
Oh no! She finally noticed me!
Right?
I was waiting for you!
I'm sorry!
I was about to cry because you didn't notice me!
Right? I'm sorry!
Since I'm Hina, I've been thinking about how to make people believe me.
I didn't know what to do, so I was going to do it honestly.
Did you hear that comment?
If you say it like that, it's Pio-chan!
Will Minami Ishida be able to convey her honest feelings to Takeyama-san and win the "predicted Pio- chan"?
Will she be able to win the "predicted Pio-chan" as it is?
I was so close! I was so good!
Damn it!
I did my best!
Damn it!
I was so good!
Next, I'll show Takeyama-san my honest side!
I'll do my best!
I had a consistent image of being honest and Pio- like in Kennedy.
I'll show you my honest side.
Aren't you all too honest?
Pio-chan is really tiring.
I thought so, too.
She's really tiring.
Why are you so tired?
360 degrees.
This is it!
But the reaction is amazing!
My posture is getting worse and my voice is getting lower.
And the next question is...
What is Pio-chan's acting like?
That's amazing! I love it!
It's a real script!
The situation in the script and the role played by Takeyama-san will be played together!
Of course, Pio-chan has drama experience, so she should be good at acting!
So, we'll have Takeyama-san tell us who Pio-chan is by looking at the members' acting!
Hurry up and memorize the script!
Okay!
And, as you can see in the script...
A detective will solve the murder case that took place in a secluded pension!
The estimated time of death is around 3 a.m. today.
Mr. Tanaka, who runs a company in Hiroshima Prefecture, was killed in this place.
At that time, you were all in this pension.
I'm sorry.
There's one more person, but it seems like he's still in his room.
One more person?
I want to go back to work as soon as possible.
Please don't do that.
Someone's been killed.
You...
What were you doing at 3 a.m. yesterday?
It wasn't me!
Because I've been watching YouTube all the time!
I-It's true!
What's with this suspicious woman?!
She's the culprit!
Get her out of here!
Shut up!
While someone's sleeping...
Who is it?!
Pio-chan, where did you go?
We're all here now!
Pio-chan, there was a murder case here last night.
A murder case?!
So this is the knife that was used.
It rained heavily the day before,
and the bridge wasn't built yet.
It was a complete secret room.
Which means...
The culprit...
is one of us!
It's not me!
I called my darling on the phone dozens of times!
It's true!
D-Darling!
Someone's been killed!
Can you explain?
Isn't it you? I was watching a video of you!
A video of me?
Speaking of which, I saw you and Tanaka-san fighting in the daytime!
That's not it! That's not it!
Tanaka-san was drinking and making a fuss in the hallway, so I was just being careful!
You should have finished work at seven o'clock in the evening!
What were you doing after that?
While watching my favorite game of carps, I was practicing the player's cell phone motion at night!
Then, can you show me how you do it?
Who is that?
Osera Toshi.
Sometimes, he's on the second floor.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's a research personality.
It's a part-time job.
Isn't it you?
What? What? What?
Obviously, it's you.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
I've never heard of you.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Leave it to me.
Yes.
Pio-chan's...
Put it on!
After a famous detective came up with a decisive phrase, the story finally reached its climax!
That's what people thought, but...
It's not me.
What's going on?
It's not me.
Who is the culprit of this moment?
Who is it?
It's not me.
Since it's not something we can show you, we'll force you to end the show!
What is this?
What is it?
There's no way we can choose, right?
So, in this question, we won't change Pio-chan's answer.
And now, we'll move on to the final question.
Finally, which member will Pio-chan choose?
The last one is the most important one.
If we can't change it...
That's true.
I want to be the last one!
Besides, it doesn't matter who Hina-san is.
What matters is that I chose Hina-chan.
No way!
Hina will be chosen in the end!
I'm sure of it!
Who will Pio-chan's title go to?
I want to be the last one!
The last question is...
The final appeal, Pio-chan!
Use your words and actions to appeal that you are the real Pio-chan!
In the end, with that determination, let Takeyama- san believe that she is the real Pio-chan!
By the way, in order for the members to test their seriousness, Takeyama-san will have a pressure interview.
It doesn't matter if you are already confident or not, as long as you say you are Pio!
Then I'll go first.
It's okay, you can go first.
Then I'll go first.
First, Go Pio's final appeal!
A strategy to convey her love for Takeyama-san, which she just succeeded in, directly!
From now on, I'd like to tell Takeyama-san what I like about him, starting with "Agyo"!
Okay.
"A"!
I like how he's not shy!
Is he not shy?
"I"!
I like how he's always kind!
Okay.
"U"!
I like how he's not shy!
"U"!
I like how he's not shy!
"U"!
I like how he's firm!
Okay.
I don't like it at all.
"N"!
I like his smile!
Was he smiling?
He doesn't smile much.
He's always angry.
No, it's just that you've never seen him like that.
"O"!
I like how he's angry!
"N"!
I like how he's angry!
"O"!
I like how he's angry!
"KA"!
Huh?
Is that okay?
Is that 50 yen?
I don't want it!
Why not?
Please go home!
Thank you!
Understood!
Next up is Sanpio's final appeal!
His strategy is to get Takeyama-san to believe in him,
and get him to believe in Sanpio!
"K"!
"A"!
Ouch! I fell!
It's a future appeal, isn't it?
I'm Iwata Hina. Nice to meet you.
Ouch! I fell twice!
My back hurts.
Do you have any questions for Hina, Mr. Takeyama?
What does Sanpio like to do?
Oh, Sanpio?
Sanpio is at home.
He likes to stay at home.
He likes to stay at home when he has a day off.
He does.
He reads manga.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what he likes to do.
Sanpio is not Pio-chan, is he?
No!
I'm Pio.
I understand.
Thank you.
And the last appeal of Rokupio is...
Show us a game you're good at, Iwata!
Well...
Since Pio-chan is an idol,
she often plays a love game with her fans.
So I want to play "I love you" game with you, Mr. Takeyama.
You say "I love you", too.
If you're embarrassed, you lose.
Should I say "I love you"?
I'll say it, too.
Oh, I should say it?
Pio-chan...
Pio-chan often plays games with her fans.
She does.
Go ahead.
Mr. Takeyama...
I love you.
Pio...
I love you.
You're weak!
You're weak, Pio.
I'm not that weak!
You're not used to it.
You're weak, Pio.
I'm used to it!
I'm embarrassed like this because of you.
Let's play "I love you" game one more time.
No, I think that's enough.
Next is Pio's final appeal.
In order to win Takeyama's heart with a psychological match...
Well, me and Pio...
We have a lot of things we like.
But we want to like what we like about people we like, don't we?
From now on, we're going to say what we like about Pio.
If we have a common hobby...
I want you to say "me too".
From there, we'll talk more.
I want to get to know you better.
Okay.
Rabbit.
Strawberry.
Pink.
I like "Dreamland" too.
I like noodles.
I like udon noodles too.
I have a lot of recipes for udon noodles.
I like udon noodles too.
What kind of recipes do you have for udon noodles?
I put miso in it.
I put cherry tomatoes in it.
I put butter in it.
In udon noodles.
I like ordinary udon noodles from Fukuoka that doesn't do much extra work.
Oh, no.
We can't have a conversation.
On the contrary, shall I say what I like about you?
Please.
If you don't mind...
Okay.
What I like is...
Horse riding.
Cigarette.
Hina, I don't know about that.
You don't know, do you?
I don't think you have much to say about it.
I'm sorry.
Next is the final appeal of "one second".
She will compete in a talk show that she is good at.
There is a talk show called "my work show" with fans.
There is an event where we talk.
I love it.
I want Takeyama-san and Hina, who is an idol, to see it.
Let's set up "nice to meet you".
I've never done it before, so I'd like to try it.
What kind of talk is it?
Let's get started.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Where did you come from today?
I came from Tokyo today.
From Tokyo?
All the way to Hiroshima?
That's right.
Thank you very much.
What's your name?
Me?
My name is Kaneda Kaneo.
Can I call you "Kane-chan"?
You can call me "Kane-chan".
Then call me "Pio-pio".
Can I call you "Pio-chan"?
I want you to call me by a special name.
Pio-pio. Pio-pio-chan.
Kane-chan.
Thank you.
I'm Ojitan.
See you later, Kane-chan.
You look happy.
You have to be more excited when you talk.
Who do you like the most?
I'm the most popular one.
I know.
But many fans come to see you.
I'm sold out at once.
I know.
But there are many fans who come to see you.
I know.
The last one is "Real Pio".
The last appeal of "Pio-pio".
Takeyama-san's strategy to win people's hearts with his favorite topics.
I like alcohol.
You like it and you drink it a lot, right?
I don't know much about it yet, so I'd like you to tell me about your favorite alcohol.
I like a lot of things. I like white wine.
I recently did a "alcohol gacha".
I thought, "What is this?"
Then I received my favorite strawberry and white wine.
But I haven't drunk it yet, so I'm going to try it next time.
Do you like soft udon noodles?
I like soft noodles.
Oh, I see.
I can't forgive udon noodles with bones.
I know you can't forgive it, but you like it, don't you?
It's not that bad.
But I like white wine.
May I ask you a question?
Yes.
What do you want to say?
The result is...
What do you want to talk about with me?
That's it for all the questions.
Now, we're going to have you decide the members you're going to vote for.
We're going to make the final decision now.
I'm so nervous.
Are you nervous?
Yes.
I'm only nervous about entering the studio.
I'm nervous about my future activities.
P.O., who I knew...
is number four.
Oh, I'm so happy!
Takeyama-san chose Iwata, where four people live.
The members have worked hard to push Takeyama-san, but...
Actually, there was a secret behind this project.
Hey, everyone, look at this.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Saku.
Huh? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Don't raise your head.
A few days after the members decided to prank Takeyama-san...
Huh?
I have a report for you.
Yes, what is it?
Well, it's been five years since this project started...
Yes!
You've been pushing Kiyo-chan for a long time, haven't you?
That's right, and I've been doing it for five years.
But...
Yes?
That Kiyo-chan...
Yes?
Actually...
She's never met me...
Yes?
And she doesn't even know me...
Hmm...
What about Kiyo-chan?
Yes...
I'm sure you've never met her.
But she's...
Huh? Is that what you're telling me?
That's right.
And...
Yes?
The other members seemed to have a bad mood...
Yes?
So I told Kiyo-chan...
Yes?
As Kiyo-chan, I'll be pushing you from now on, won't I?
Yes?
Let's do it properly.
No, no, that's not true, Kiyo-chan!
It's not like that!
No, it's a shock!
If you say something like that!
Huh? Did this member say it?
Yes, Kiyo-chan said it with confidence.
Kiyo-chan said it.
Come on! We've been friends for five years!
It's a shock if you say something like that!
By the way...
Yes?
Kiyo-chan, which one is it?
Which one is Kiyo-chan?
You know, right, Kiyo-chan?
Then...
Point your finger at me.
You know, right, Kiyo-chan?
Huh?
Point your finger at me, Kiyo-chan.
Let's see...
You're lying! Of course you know!
It's Kiyo-chan!
Of course you know!
Then, since you guys are playing a prank on me, let's do it the other way around.
Can I call you Kiyo-chan?
Yes, you can.
What are you planning?
I was just playing with you.
Let's think about it.
I'll think about it, too.
Let's think about it together.
Let's do it.
That's right! Takeyama-san is playing a prank on the members who are suspicious of him!
And of course, the members' real names, too!
Shall we go in order?
Chiyo Ishida.
What's going on?!
Akari Fuda.
Yuka Oki.
And Yuwata-san.
Yes.
Hina-chan.
Yes.
Minami Ishida-chan.
You scared me!
You're Cocoa-chan, right?
That's right!
You're Cocoa-chan, right?
Everyone calls me Cocoa-chan.
That's right.
And of course, Kiyo-chan's real name, too!
We know how popular you are and what you do for a living.
Dad...
Yes, we're giving you orders like a dad.
Then, please come out more.
I'm really sorry about this, but since you're all adults, I'll be frank with you.
We don't get along.
So, from now on...
There are other members, too.
You're all doing tough recordings, right?
Yes.
We all want to meet you.
So, when you're able to show your faces somewhere, we'll do our best to show you.
I'm happy!
It's like we're busy.
That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Next episode is Nemo's TV!
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