AISubs v3.5
FAMILY THEATRE
Boketsu-boujitsu.
Good morning.
It smells like the sea.
The members came from Fukuyama city in Hiroshima prefecture.
Are you cold?
What are you holding?
I don't know what's coming.
Here is today's mission.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
Do you have a dream?
Yes.
What is your dream?
My dream is to live a life proud of my grandchildren when I become an old woman.
That's crazy.
What about you, Yabuchi?
My dream is to take my parents on a trip.
What about you, Isogai?
I want to live my life thinking that it was the most fun in my life so far.
Someone please make fun of me.
This time, you will help someone make their dream come true.
That's a good idea.
That someone is...
...YOSHI.
Who is it?
I didn't know it was YOSHI.
YOSHI's dog looks like a sunflower.
I'm so happy.
"Seven Swords Crossing Your Shoulders".
"National Seto Inland Island Idol Training Variety".
"spu48".
"IMOSU TV".
"SEASON 3".
To the meeting place with Yosshi.
Where are we going now?
Oh, Yosshi!
Hello.
Yes, I'm Yosshi.
Nice to meet you.
Yosshi has a dream that this person wants to come true.
What is that T-shirt?
This is it.
My motto in life is "If you do it, you can only do it now".
Do you all have a motto in life?
A motto in life...
I haven't thought about it much.
Then, do you have a favorite phrase?
Yes.
"If you have a motto in life, go ahead where it is placed".
You had a motto in life, didn't you?
Yes.
Yosshi's dream is inside of this T-shirt.
My dream is...
That one!
It's big!
In front of you is a huge geta!
In fact, Matsunaga-cho, Fukuyama-city started making geta with firewood used in the Meiji era to make poems.
It was a big hit!
It was proud of being the number one geta producer in Japan.
There is a sport where you pull this and move it with your hands.
You will participate in it.
That is the Geta Olympics!
In Geta Olympics, which is held every year in Fukuyama-city,
there are four sports that are held using geta.
Yosshi will participate in those sports for 13 years in a row, but he has no winning experience.
Yosshi is 58 years old and supports the Geta Olympics as an executive member of the tournament, but he can't give up his dream of winning.
That's why Yosshi wants to be a team manager and lead STU48 to victory.
Why did you choose us?
Actually, I love STU48.
I love STU48.
I thought they would do it for me.
They seem to have a good teamwork on TV, and I can see that they are having fun.
By the way, do you have a nickname?
Yes.
What is it?
It's "honotan".
The more you stretch your nose, the more you will die of "honotan".
Are you going to bring "honotan" with you?
When "honotan" comes, I get nervous.
Don't be nervous!
Even so, please do your best to make my dream come true.
We will do our best!
The members will participate in four sports.
The actual competition will be held tomorrow.
They will start practicing at their local high school.
Geta-tobashi
We will practice this here.
The first practice is "geta-tobashi".
"Geta-tobashi" consists of "kutsu-tobashi" and "tobashi" of "geta-tobashi".
The original competition will compete for the distance.
Let's practice!
First, let's have you kick it!
The previous competition's record for first place is 23.39 meters.
Can you get closer to it?
Kai-san, please tell us how you feel about your first time flying a geta.
I'll do my best for that soccer goal!
Yeah! Great!
Please do it!
Kai-san's record is 4.35 meters.
Can you really fly that high?
Kai-san is just not good at it.
The other members all flew over 10 meters.
The one who flew the highest was Isogai-san.
He showed us how powerful he is.
But you haven't shown your real power yet.
I know it.
There is a technique that produces explosive power.
What is that technique?
It's called "punpungeri".
"Punpungeri"?
That's cute!
"Punpungeri" is a technique that can generate true power by exploding anger.
Let me show you a sample first.
Wow!
What is the power of "punpungeri"?!
Call me!
Even though I'm up, get up and make me breakfast!
Wow!
Make me breakfast!
He's serious.
It's important, so I'll say it twice.
It's too angry. It's raining.
The current record is 22 meters and 49 seconds.
Is this bad? It's too angry. It's raining.
Like that, you take out the stick and roll forward.
Wow, that's really...
It appeared in the geta. It was really growing well.
When there is no breakfast, I really remember that anger there.
And at once...
What should I do with the rain again?
I remembered it.
Then, let's get angry and kick the geta so that it rolls at low speed.
Wow!
First, Yabushita will try to kick the geta.
Kick the geta, please!
I'm angry!
Recently, I've been angry and kicked the geta.
What is the record?
The current record is 12 meters and 35 seconds.
Wow! 12 meters!
As a result of kicking the geta, Yabushita's record has fallen by 45 centimeters.
This is...
It's too angry.
You couldn't do the basic things.
You have to match the rhythm of the words and the rhythm of the geta, right?
That's right!
When you match the rhythm of the words and the rhythm of the geta, you can show your true power!
Which song was it?
At first, Cocoa called me "Futan".
She has been calling me "Yabushita" for several months now.
That's why I think she is underestimating me.
I think she is underestimating me.
I'm not underestimating you.
I'm really not underestimating you.
Right?
That's what we both think.
Let's be in a close relationship.
That's right. Let's be in a close relationship.
Let's be in a close relationship.
Right?
Is it a solution? Is it a solution?
It's not a solution, but...
Next, Kai will try "punpungeri".
Please!
Yabushita!
Beep, beep, beep! Don't make a noise!
Wow!
The current record is...
13.5 meters.
It grew!
Kai set a new record!
What is his anger about?
You know what I mean, right?
I don't have a cell phone! I don't have a cell phone!
What should I do? I don't have a cell phone!
I found it where I was sitting.
I said, "It's here."
He said, "Oh, you found it."
Oh, it's okay! It's okay!
He said, "Beep, beep! Don't make a noise!"
It's always like that, right?
It's not just once in a while.
I don't have a cell phone! I don't have Wi-Fi!
I don't have a charger!
I don't have anything!
It's always like that.
That's what they say.
Next up is Ishida's attempt at "Punpungiri"!
Members!
Notice the change!
Okay!
What's the record?
The current record is...
9.40 meters!
Huh?
It's a stone with a distance reduced!
What does Ikari mean by that?
Recently, I cut my hair about 7 centimeters, but none of the members told me about it.
But it looks good on you both!
You're cute!
Now, Chocoman is...
Ah, but she's recovered!
That's good!
Next up is Imamura's challenge of "punpun-geri"!
Yamashita-fuu!
Me?
Catchphrase! Think! Think! Liar!
Don't do that!
She's flying! Amazing!
It's amazing how she can go up and fly like that!
The current record is... 13.50 meters!
She raised her geta high, so her record didn't improve!
But her potential is sufficient!
And now, we'll talk about Yamashita-fuu's catchphrase "think! lie! "
At the beginning of the show, I said "Ah, I'll think! I'll think! Yamashita-fuu!"
But she said "I'll think! But you haven't thought, so think properly!"
I didn't have any idea skills, so I completely forgot!
You didn't have the energy to think!
I did have the energy! About 50%.
You didn't!
Finally, we'll talk about Yamashita-fuu's catchphrase "punpun-geri"!
Hello!
Did you miss me?
I love you!
She's flying so high!
This is impossible!
Amazing!
She finally grasped the secret of "punpun-maru"!
Her name has changed!
Sorry, "punpun-maru"!
Her current record is...
20.35 meters!
What I said has been faithfully reproduced, so this is also a winning level.
The average running distance of the winners of the past three years is 20.43 meters.
This is highly anticipated!
So, what is Fujiwara's anger?
A-chan always says "I love you", but A-chan always says "You're cute", "You're cute" to Miyu Miyu and Ali-chan, and when they make fun of me, they give me sweets.
That's true.
So, that's my dissatisfaction.
It seems that they have high hopes of winning the first place in flying the geta.
Yes, the next practice is "geta tower".
Geta tower...
This is a competition of how much geta can be piled up in 1,000 yen time by throwing geta over and over.
The person who makes the geta tower is decided in a hurry.
The other members throw geta and hand it over in a hurry.
First, practice throwing geta.
There is a way of throwing it.
Hold the middle and make it vertical.
It's not horizontal. You can't throw it like this.
You can't throw it like this. It will fall apart.
It is important to pile up geta and throw it to the opponent so that it will not fall apart.
If you try it right away...
Yes, that's right. That's right.
It seems that you have a surprisingly good sense of it.
Even if you break it with a stone, you can easily master how to throw it.
And if you practice for about ten minutes...
Ah!
I can't concentrate anymore. I'm getting tired of it.
I'm getting tired of it.
There is a special training to improve your concentration.
What is it?
Yoshi has brought something.
This is a firecracker that I use at home for generations.
He took out a tall jar.
Look at it like a mobile phone, throw it and receive it.
No way!
Don't drop it.
Are you serious?
What will you do if it breaks?
I have never thought about it.
You should think about it.
Please don't break it.
What will you do if it breaks?
I don't want to think about it.
Do you know a lot about it?
No, I don't know.
This is mine.
That's why you don't make breakfast for me.
Are you sure you don't want it?
Actually, this jar is not Yoshi's firecracker.
This is a cheap one that the program has prepared to improve Yoshi's leadership.
However...
The members are under pressure.
Are you serious, Yoshi?
Hey, watch your mouth!
You can win this game.
Wait a minute!
This is not a firecracker!
Why do you use it?
Some of you might get bored of it.
I'm sorry.
You can't get bored of it.
I'm sorry!
It's too late!
Let's start "Two-time-throwing-jar-throwing" in 30 seconds!
"Two-time-throwing-jar-throwing" in 30 seconds!
Let's start!
- Ready? - Yeah.
- Go! - Go!
Surprisingly, they throw the ball smoothly.
- Don't run away! - I'm scared!
- You can't run away! - I'm scared!
- Focus! Focus!
If it goes smoothly like this, it's safe and clear.
Well, it's not interesting for a bug.
So, the time is 29 seconds, but...
- 32 seconds. - Oh...
- No way! - That was close.
As for the show, we'd like to see the members' reactions when they drop the ball.
Yosshi will be the attacker and make her do it many times, but...
She doesn't drop the ball at all.
This is unexpected for Yosshi and the staff.
So, the next strategy is...
When Yosshi receives the ball from the members...
He will slide his hand and break the ball.
I'm sure it will work.
Yosshi, break the ball!
Thank you. I'm sorry.
- That's dangerous. - Don't hold it!
I'll hold it. Like this...
- I'm scared! - No, no.
- Wait a minute. - What are you doing?
- I didn't drop it. - Are you okay?
- Really? - Wait a minute!
We can't watch it anymore. So, the prank is canceled!
- What? - Thank you very much.
And so, the prank failed.
- I thought it would end. - I thought it would end.
- It's really dangerous. - Yosshi...
- Why did you drop it? - That Imamura-san's eyes are impossible. - His eyes were amazing.
- Let's get back to work and teach Yosshi how to build a Geta Tower. - Make sure this part fits perfectly.
- Not like this. Make sure it fits perfectly and stand it up.
- The key point is to align the legs of the Geta and make them stand up. Pay attention to that as you build up the Geta.
- And then, this is where you do the secret technique. - The secret technique?
- This is where you do the secret technique.
- The secret technique. - The secret technique is...
- The secret technique is to build up the Geta in a weird way.
- Yosshi's secret technique is to build up the Geta in a weird way and build up the Geta Tower in 20 seconds.
- With this great strategy, they hope to win!
- The next competition is Geta de Gozal. To put it simply, it's a obstacle race.
- This is a competition where you have to clear four obstacles using Matsunaga-cho's special products.
- The first obstacle is the "Yen-za Jump".
- The four of you will be called "Yen-za" and you will be called "Zabuton".
- On top of that, Yabushita will go forward without putting his feet on the ground.
The key point is the distance between you and the chair.
If you go like this, if you go too close, you won't be able to go as many times as you want.
I want you to put it where it's just enough for you to fly.
If it's like this, you're out.
Yabushita shouldn't put his feet on the ground.
My ideal way of doing it is not bumping into things.
My ideal way of doing it is a one-way-across- chair- putting system.
A one-way-across-chair-putting system.
It's a method in which four people in charge of the chair run around Yabushita and retrieve the chair after they've passed.
With this chair jump, you can go 10 meters forward.
It's a smaller circle and you can run for a shorter distance.
The second obstacle is a tatami basket with Yabushita on top of the basket.
The third obstacle is a one-way-across-chair- putting system.
You have to run on top of the chair with 10 kilos of salt on the scale.
The last obstacle is a one-way-across-chair- putting system.
In tomorrow's performance, they'll use a long stick connected to one.
It's 25 meters.
It's been 15 meters up until now.
That means the obstacle is here.
Yossi says, even if you're late in the first half of the obstacle,
there's a chance you'll make it in the last obstacle, which is the longest.
The person in the back will call you and you'll breathe in sync.
Here we go! One, two, three!
One, two, one, two!
The five of them are perfectly in sync!
Geta de Gozal's average winning time is one minute and 33 seconds.
They've been practicing over and over again, aiming for that record.
One, two, one, two, one, two...
Geta Bukhade's average winning time is 26 seconds.
If you can finish the other obstacles in one minute, you can win!
For Geta Bukhade, synchronization is very important.
Until tomorrow, please improve your teamwork and hope for the best!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank you! We'll do our best! - We'll do our best!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Next time, the Geta Olympics will finally begin!
They'll show off their practice results and aim for the championship to make Yossi's dream come true!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Will they be able to win?!
Look forward to it!
It's time for our long-awaited present quiz!
Here is today's quiz!
Who was the first member to fly Geta in practice?
Fujiwara Azusai's power of thought extended the record!
Closing time is November 27, Tuesday night at 8 pm!
Among the winners, 10 people will receive an Emoos special T-shirt as a prize!
Next week, will Yusshi's dream come true?!
Family Theater
Next time, Geta Olympics will finally begin!
In order to show off their editing skills and make Yusshi's dream come true, they aim for the championship!
Will Yusshi's dream come true?!
December 2nd, Sunday night at 8.30 pm!