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Tonight's ESCAPING is...
Tonight, SKE48 will challenge action!
With professional guidance, which member will show surprising talent?
Who will it be?
SKE Beat!
From now on, we will have you teach us how to act in earnest.
How is it, Kitaga-san?
Let's do our best, everyone!
By the way, do you have any gossip, Arai-san?
You don't have any, right?
Do you have any?
Then, it's Obama-san.
Why?
Since he's 8th place, I heard he's good at speaking.
Today, I was able to get in by myself, in a taxi.
No, no, no!
I'm sorry for being late today.
I didn't make it in time for the meeting.
You didn't make it in time?
By the way, how much was it?
About 8,000 yen.
Wow!
8,000 yen?
No, no, no!
Since you're 8th place!
No, no, no!
Since you're 8th place!
Wow!
Uchiyama-san, do you feel like you can't think at all?
No, I don't have that kind of ambition.
Why don't you have it?
So, this is the acting lesson that SKi will be learning from everyone.
Action!
Everyone, do you have any experience with action?
No, we don't.
Is there anyone who has bad reflexes?
Kumazaki's running is lame.
Can you show us a little bit of it?
Here I go!
It's lame already.
It's lame!
Since you're so tall, you're like this.
It's too late.
It's lame.
Now, in order to bring out everyone's talent in action,
we have a professional instructor with us again!
Please come in!
Today's instructor is a professional action actor, Mr. Hidekazu Ichinose!
Mr. Ichinose teaches various types of action in various stages.
His katana skills are 6 dan and 4 han!
And karate is also 2 dan!
Action acting starts with...
Defeat Komiya!
A strange excitement!
What is it? What is it?
It's different now!
Explain it to me!
From now on, you can punch or kick the bad guy, Komiya, in any way you like!
Attack and defeat him!
I see!
Looking at how you defeat him, the instructor will give you action action advice!
First of all, who wants to defeat Komiya?
He's more energetic than last time!
Ms. Senaga!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ms. Senaga, are you good at sports?
I've been learning sports gymnastics for about 9 years!
If you can't hit it, it's okay!
You can act as you like and be instructed!
If you say that, I'll hit you!
Now, Ms. Senaga, please!
Hey!
You!
You laughed at my face, didn't you?!
It's a face you can laugh at!
Time's up!
So, how was it?
Originally, I wanted to do some action, so I thought about aiming for the neck or the penis!
Penis?!
That's amazing!
That's a really powerful word!
What did you look up for?
Someone asked me that word!
How was it, Suenaga-san?
I think it was pretty good for my first try.
That's great!
I think it'll change a little if I tell you more about it.
That's great!
What's important about action?
Since it's an acting, you have to show it.
You have to show it realistically.
Who wants to continue?
Yes!
Goto-san! Do you like action?
Yes, I really want to try it!
Oh, I see! Then you might be able to look forward to it.
Yes!
Then, please!
Hey! You think my words are bad, don't you?!
I do!
Since you're a woman, I won't show mercy! Come at me!
Come here!
You're hitting me!
No, no!
You're hitting me!
I'm sorry!
I thought I wouldn't hit you, but you went in too far!
You shouldn't hit her!
You can definitely hit her, but you have to try to stop her.
I see!
And you have to react to what's coming at you.
If you don't do that, you won't look good.
Next, she's been in classic ballet for four years.
She's a soft, old lady actor.
Then, please!
Hey! You think my words are bad, don't you?!
I do!
Since you're a woman, I won't show mercy! Come at me!
You're hitting me!
Time's up!
It's difficult, isn't it?
The last one was like a wide-balance kick.
Wide-balance kick?
How was it?
Your first move was good.
For example, if you know how to raise your legs well, you might be able to use it.
For example, you might be able to do a high kick.
Would you like to try a high kick?
Oh, but it's soft, isn't it?
It's like a cartoon kick.
Here's some advice from the teacher.
If you were to hit me, you wouldn't know if you suddenly hit the audience in the back of the theater.
So you have to hit me with your body.
But of course, if it's a real fight, you'll get hit while you're doing this.
You have to understand how to show it.
Do you know how to punch?
Do you turn around and stretch your legs?
It's good!
If it's a backspin push, it might be easier for you to do it.
Backspin push is good!
Even if you do a backspin push, if you don't have a good stance after doing a backspin push, you won't look strong.
After all, you have to drop your waist firmly and take a stance.
You won't know unless you have a beautiful shape after hitting.
Based on that, would anyone like to try a backspin push?
Tsuzuki, do you want to do it?
I did it!
Backspin push, backspin push.
Would you like the teacher to show you an example?
I'm sorry.
If you go forward like this, you'll get hit.
So you have to stay away from here.
Then you run back and forth like this.
If you go back and forth like this, you'll have this much distance.
But if you look at it from the front, you won't look like you've been hit.
I see.
Even if you have this much space in between, it's good.
It's good.
You don't know?
No.
I see.
You have to look at it properly before you hit it.
That's good.
You can go further back.
I can go further back.
I'll get hit.
Then, please!
Hey!
Huh?
Do you have anything to say to me?
Your pronunciation is too bad.
Shut up!
Come on!
You come here!
Okay, come on!
I'm getting hit!
You're hitting it.
You're hitting it hard.
Like this, like this.
You're saying "gone"!
I was right in front of you!
I told you to go outside!
I didn't know if you were right in front of me or not.
It's difficult.
How was it, Sensei?
You didn't see it, right?
And the most important thing is...
lower body over upper body.
Everything changes with the difference in feet below.
Humans only have two feet.
There's only one left or right.
Can you go in front of the opponent?
Can you go behind the opponent?
Is there a difference between the opponent and you?
Anyway, positioning is very important.
Staging and video too.
You're almost out.
No, I'm out.
You hit it!
I think imagination is important.
Can you show me an example?
Excuse me.
Just once.
You did it!
Thank you very much!
You did it!
Well...
Imagine there are two people.
Two people.
Well...
Please.
Yes.
The sound...
Wow!
Help me!
You did it!
Wow!
The sound...
The sound was different!
It was different!
It was exactly as I imagined.
Sensei, what is the point of this?
When you're moving, you have to hit it.
And...
Rather than hitting it,
pulling it is more important.
Pulling it is important.
I see.
I saw two people falling.
I saw it!
It was flying.
This one and that one.
Based on the points of action taught by the teacher, each person will repeat it in their own practice.
Okay, okay.
Sensei is checking it now.
Something is being thrown. What is it?
Cool!
Like Kunoichi.
Sensei, did you get it now?
As expected of North Korea's Johnny.
He was beaten up.
There is an originality.
Certainly, I could see that he was beaten up.
Next is action acting.
The action you will learn is "tate".
I did it!
I think there are people who don't know much about it.
"Tate" is an action using a sword.
Especially, recently, "Touken Ranbu" and "Touken Danshi" have attracted attention.
"Tate" is very popular now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sensei Ishinose is a "tate" professional in action.
There is also a fan club.
Let's go in.
"Let's go in" is a love, isn't it?
Let's go in, let's go in.
And now...
I have prepared a wooden sword for you.
It's a proper wooden sword.
It's quite heavy.
It's heavy!
It's heavy, it's heavy!
Only people who have a wooden sword will hold it for the first time.
A wooden sword for the first time!
It suits you, doesn't it?
Really?
Yes, it suits you.
I like pro-wrestling.
You use "shinai" a lot in pro-wrestling, don't you?
Yes, I do. I used "shinai" a lot when I was playing with Daito and Jericho.
It's very useful.
How to hold a black sword
Try to hold it with your right hand. If you can, try to hold it with your left hand, your ring finger and your third finger.
With these two and five fingers, you can hold it with seven fingers.
You can shake it with the power of three fingers.
Shake it with the power of three fingers and hold it with the power of seven fingers.
The sound was amazing, wasn't it?
When you cut something, it's important to hold it with the power of seven fingers.
Now, I'd like you all to do "hitofuri" and I'd like you to say a line.
The way you say it and your eyes are also part of your acting.
I'm looking at you, Sensei.
Sensei, can you understand "hitofuri" by yourself?
Yes, I can understand "hitofuri" by myself.
Wow!
Now, SKE Female Swordsmen's Black Sword Audition begins!
Now, let's begin!
Look only at me.
Cool!
Let's fight again in the next life.
She defeated him in the next life.
See you.
You did it.
Take it.
Take it?
No, it's not "take it" but "you got it".
I'm Miyomaru.
Idiot.
That was light.
Cool!
Last one!
I will never lose!
I hate adults!
Dragons! This year is Class A!
You made a mistake!
I hate you!
You hate me?
I hate you!
I will be the strongest!
Do you love me?
Here, the teacher will select three members with special action skills.
Please announce them one by one.
The first one is...
Yoshino Kitagawa.
What did you like about her?
She's energetic and has special action skills.
I think she's capable of many things.
I'd like to tell her more.
I see. Yoshino Kitagawa, you were told you had good skills. How is it?
I'm very happy. I'm glad I did my best.
The next member is...
The second one is...
Obata-san.
What did you like about her?
She was doing ballet and spinning.
She can spin and do many things.
She can brake and stop.
I see.
What did you like about her?
I don't know myself yet.
I'd like to challenge myself more.
The third one is...
Suda-san.
I'm happy.
Why is that?
She's good at kicking.
She's good at all sports.
She must have something in common with ballet.
I've been doing ballet for 13 years.
I see.
She's well-balanced.
I see.
The three of you were told you had special skills.
From now on, we'll give you individual lessons.
We'll give you individual lessons.
The three of you will challenge yourself.
I'd like to do it.
I'm happy.
Please turn around.
Look this way.
After you cut your hair, cut it neatly and firmly.
Stopping a sword and lowering your waist are important.
Finally, it's time for the actual performance.
The first one is...
I'm Onii-chan!
She's usually a cute little sister, but now she's a 17-year-old old woman!
First of all, let's have the old woman stand up!
Hey! Hey!
She's cool.
The sound...
Wow!
She's cool!
Good job!
Old woman, come this way!
How was it?
I was able to use a lot of my concentration.
But as I was doing it myself, it was getting more and more fun.
I feel like I was able to discover a new me, and I'm happy about it!
Old woman, how was it?
But, you know, seeing such a cute-looking girl change so much when you think of me...
And at the end, when she had her hair up, it was really cool!
"I'm glad you had this hairstyle," she said.
She's a professional SKE female angel.
Her first role is...
Have you had breakfast?
She's usually full of charm.
Next up is Suda-san's role.
Please!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're an MC, so don't get carried away!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What's the background of the era like?
That's cool.
Hey, help me! Help me!
That's really cool.
Beautiful.
His legs are cool.
Bravo!
Time's up!
Please go back!
How was it, Suda-chan?
I want to do it more!
That's good!
It was fun!
How about you, Suenaga-chan?
It was really cool!
When she was falling down,
her face was fixed!
I was really jealous!
I'm happy!
Next up is Yoshino-san!
Please go ahead!
Cool!
He's already cool!
He's focused!
Wow!
Cool!
Wow!
You're the boss! You can't win! Stop it!
You can't win! You can't win!
Time's up!
Please come back!
How was it?
I didn't think I could do it with Ms. Ichinose, so I was really nervous.
But I got into it!
That's good!
Ms. Ichinose, how was it?
I can still do it!
That's right!
Because I only did it for 15 minutes!
15 minutes?!
Ms. Yoshino, how was it?
Ms. Yoshino's sword swing was cool, but her back and her walking were all cool.
When Ms. Ichinose teaches me, I get into it.
I felt like I saw a performance or a play.
One, two, three!
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"SKE-BOARDGAME"'s "Gag Talk"!
Now we're going to show off our special skills and laugh!
I'd like to give a self-introduction!
Let's start with Mizuno!
Mizuno's special skill is...
She can bend her fingers!
She can't bend them!
She can't bend them at all!
She can bend them like a bird!
Let's see the next one!
She can do moonwalk!
Moonwalk!
Let's see it!
It's shorter than last time, but it's done!
It's done!
It's like Michael Jackson!
Let's see the next one!
Next one!
Kuraka's special skill is...
She can bend her knees a lot!
Let's see it!
She can move!
Look at her!
She can move her left hand, too!
Look at her! She's so excited!
She's using Hulu!
Stop it!
What do you think your job is?!
You stole my boyfriend, didn't you?!
Let's go to the hot spring.
I'm looking forward to it!
Why?!