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Good morning, everyone.
Today, we're going to have everyone at SK48 audition for wigs.
Let me just fix it up a little bit.
Wigs.
Wigs are artificial hair used to cover a person's head to compensate for hair loss or to show a different hairstyle.
Wigs are also used in various scenes in the entertainment industry.
Therefore, wearing a wig is a proof of a first- class entertainer.
So this time, we're going to audition for wigs for idols who fit perfectly.
This time, we're going to audition for wigs for these six people.
Let's aim for the championship and get the title of "idols who fit perfectly with wigs."
The judges will be these four people who know about wigs.
As special judges, we have make-up artist Takuya Aoki and 20-year-old Kiyoshi Mizutani for wigs.
This is the waiting room just before the audition.
The members who are nervous will be told about the judging.
First of all, we'll announce the theme of the first judging.
Here it is.
The first judging is "seven-three-divide."
This wig, which is a standard among old men's rooms,
How do young female idols dress up?
Please pay attention to it.
I want to touch it.
It's harder than I thought, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wait a minute. Think about it seriously.
Think about it seriously?
Let's think about it seriously.
OK, I'll do it.
OK.
Wait a minute.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
I've been walking with my wife for 35 years.
Recently, I've been drooling a lot.
I'm Igoto Uchiyama. Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
You're from Shisanwa Prefecture, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I came here this morning to get ready.
I left it a little bit.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's like a loss, but...
Let's make a judgment here.
Please make a judgment.
One, two...
Nishikuri.
Uchiyama Mikoto is the top batter.
The result is Nishikuri.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
The back of her head is unusually long.
Excuse me.
I've heard this voice before.
Another annoying person has come.
You look annoying.
I'm sorry.
Something has started.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
There is an old woman like this, isn't there?
There are entertainers like this, aren't there?
What kind of activities do you usually do?
I'm a singer-songwriter.
Can you sing me a song?
Yes, if you have a mochita...
One song...
Young Cool!
The chicken is delicious!
I'm not doing it!
Why did you choose the three of you?
Identity... I thought this would show my personality.
I'm irritated.
One, two...
Shikkuri.
Sanshikkuri.
Kato and Rumi were divided into seven teams.
The result was Sanshikkuri.
They didn't lose.
Next person, please!
Yes!
I'm scared.
She's amazing.
I'm from Mie Prefecture.
My name is Mai Takeuchi.
Nice to meet you!
She's very good at acting.
She's old-fashioned.
She likes idols.
She admires idols.
Can you show me your back?
Yes!
I'm annoyed.
She's not talking.
She's wearing a mask.
You have a beautiful shape of your head.
Thank you!
Your back looks like an alien.
I'm used to it.
I see. I understand.
Let me judge you.
Show me your back!
Wow!
It's Sanshikkuri!
It came out of nowhere.
Congratulations!
It's Sanshikkuri!
Thank you!
Next person, please!
How is it?
It's not balanced.
Isn't it the same as usual?
Yes, it is.
It's thin, isn't it? It looks like it's going to break, doesn't it?
Isohara's evaluation is not much different from usual. The result is a two-time winner.
Yes, I'm Ego Yuna, 13 years old, born in 2000 and want to be everyone's sister. Thank you for your support.
This is also Ego Yuna as usual, but three-time winner with the judge's favor.
And the rest is cool beauty Yukari Yamashita.
What is her strategy, waiting for the time to quietly appear?
Next person, please.
I'm sorry.
Actually, my wife is like this and like this, so I have to go home early today.
Oh, you're in a hurry.
Yes, I'm in a hurry, so please call me right away.
Please call me.
This is Yukari Yamashita, right?
Yes, it is.
Your wife is also like this.
Yes, it is.
Is it like this?
Yes, it's like this.
It's a little weird if you show it in secret.
Oh, is that so?
You should wear it a little deeper.
Oh, it's a little off, isn't it?
It's off, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a little off, isn't it?
Then you can cover your big face.
Oh, I see.
Both of you have big faces.
Yes, I'm actually worried about it.
Please judge me.
Okay, everyone, please judge me.
One, two...
Yes!
Hey!
Um...
You're lying, aren't you?
It's not a lie.
Yukari Yamashita is really like this.
Katsura Audition First Evaluation.
Here, Yukari Yamashita will be eliminated.
Second Evaluation.
Wannen.
A disco boom in the 1980s.
It's one of Otachi Dial's favorite hairstyles.
Yuna Eigo
Go ahead!
Excuse me.
Huh?
I'm...
Huh?
I'm Yuna Eigo, a sweet sister of Mina Amaebo, born in 2000 and 13 years old.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
She's been attacking me.
Yuna Eigo.
She's been attacking you.
Are you taking a bribe?
I'm not taking a bribe.
No, no.
Well, please call her.
Yes.
It's very natural.
Really?
I think it's been like that for a while.
Huh?
Before Yuna Eigo had her bangs down...
Yes, this hairstyle.
Right?
I've seen it before.
Yes.
It's very natural.
It's very familiar, isn't it?
That's right.
Hmm...
I don't think it's more familiar than this.
I think so, too.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Which one do you think it is?
Let's see!
Ready...
It's very similar!
It's Yuna Eigo.
It's a perfect four-similar hairstyle.
Well, please call her!
Please call her!
It's totally different from before.
Can you see me?
I don't know.
What would you do if something like this really happened?
Hey, this is...
It's a four-similar hairstyle, isn't it?
Oh, can you see me?
I don't know.
You!
Excuse me!
You!
Have you been suffering recently?
I'm fine.
You've been suffering, haven't you?
I'm fine.
Excuse me, please go over there.
You're amazing.
Excuse me.
You're amazing.
What is it this time?
Your name is...
My name is Sakae and I'm doing fortune-telling.
Oh, you're a fortune-teller!
I'm Takeuchi Mai.
You're a fortune-teller, aren't you?
How many people do you do fortune-telling with?
Well, one day...
350 people.
350 people...
That's a little...
I think that answer was a little weird.
What about your aura?
My aura? I can see it.
So you want me to see our aura?
You want me to see it?
Let's see...
You want me to see it?
Do you want me to see it from between your fingers?
Can you shut up for a second?
I'm sorry.
I'm losing my temper.
You...
You know...
You're a woman...
Yeah, you're a woman, aren't you?
You're a woman, aren't you?
You're a woman. You're really a woman.
What should I do with this?
I can...
See it.
Can you see it?
I see it.
What about your aura?
Am I eating right?
You say that a lot, don't you?
I'm not sure about this part.
Yes, you should eat three meals a day.
You don't eat three meals a day, do you?
Yes, I don't.
Then you're right.
I eat about 2.5 meals a day.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, fortune-teller Takeuchi Mai, let's judge.
One, two...
Three meals a day...
Fortune-teller Takeuchi Mai, you're right about three meals a day.
Well, next person, please.
Yes.
Huh?
Are you a foreigner?
Hello, I'm Tatsuro Yamashita.
Tatsuro Yamashita, a famous singer, is in a sunsick.
Oh, my God, it's getting intense.
I'm a college entrance exam student.
Isohara Kyoka, a college entrance exam student who is studying for a college entrance exam, is also looking at San Sicrito.
The second test is for everyone to leave high grades.
The last challenger is Kato Rumi, who plays the leading role.
I want glasses.
Glasses.
Long glasses.
Long glasses. Not this one?
Oh, that's it!
Wait a minute.
Get the best picture and go to the audition venue.
Next contestant, please.
Hello, everyone! I'm Angela Rumi!
Wait a minute.
Thank you!
Can you say your name one more time?
I'm Angela Rumi.
Oh, I see.
Angela Rumi.
Do you have any special skills?
Special skills?
Singing, of course!
I miss you so much that I close my eyes.
Like this.
The quality is not high.
Are you from Osaka?
Which city are you from?
I went to Osaka and went abroad for a while.
Which city did you go abroad to?
New York!
Oh, New York!
Do you speak English well?
Yes, I do.
How much?
No, no, no.
What do you mean by "how much"?
There are more than three conditions for survival.
One, two...
Oh, I see!
Rumi Kato has only one condition.
Everyone will regret it!
Rumi Kato has failed and there are four people left.
Who will survive until the end?
I'm lonely.
I'm sad.
He's gone.
Isn't the repertoire getting higher?
Why do you sound like Mr. Seiji Oyajigo?
Third screening.
Barcode.
When the baldness has decreased from the top of the head,
if you try to fix it with the hair around it,
this kind of barcode-like hairstyle is completed.
Go ahead.
Who's coming?
I'm Japanese, so I'm Japanese.
You're Japanese.
Hello, hello. I'm a dancer. I'm Takeuchi.
Nice to meet you.
I see.
When I first saw you, you looked like a bird.
Delicious!
I just checked.
Are you Mizutani?
Yes, I am.
You look like you're getting taller.
What?
You look like you're getting closer.
I see. I'm happy.
Takeuchi Mai's judgment.
Judgment. One, two, three!
Takeuchi Mai was mocked by Mizutani.
Unfortunately, he lost twice in a row.
Um...
I wish you were a little more energetic.
You're really a comment magician.
Next person, please.
Hello. My name is Kanpan. I'm also a comment magician.
How are you? How are you? How are you?
You're twins, aren't you?
Are you twins?
Do you remember me?
That's rude.
What's wrong?
Are you two twin sisters who parted when you were young?
That's right.
Huh? Don't you remember me?
When was the last time you saw each other?
That's right.
But we saw each other last year, didn't we?
Oh, you were still growing at that time.
But we're the same! We're the same!
We're the same!
What do you mean "we're the same"?
We're the same!
We're the same when we wake up in the morning!
That's not true.
Oh, that's right.
You say pretty mean things.
We're the same! We're the same!
One, two...
You two look alike.
That's right!
We're the same, but we're the same!
Perfect!
She obtained a ticket for the final screening.
Next person, please!
Okay.
Excuse me.
My daughter helped me earlier.
I'm an examiner's father.
I'm a father.
Oh, you're a father!
Oh!
Kyoka Isohara, who came up with a parent-child joke.
She looks like a father.
Hello, I'm 13-year-old Ego Yuna who wants to be everyone's little sister.
Nice to meet you.
You're 13 years old?
Yes.
You're so cute when you're slimy.
That's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
After this, will EGO-YUNA's result announcement surpass the current dropout candidate TAKEUCHI MAI?
We will send you the sponsorship provided by the sponsor you see.
SKE48 Katsura Audition.
Third screening, barcode.
EGO-YUNA's passing conditions are two or more.
Now, let's go to EGO-YUNA's judgment.
One, two...
Unfortunately, the results are exactly the same.
EGO-YUNA drops out here. The road to the final screening has been closed.
Final screening. Fallen warrior.
How will EGO-YUNA express a fallen warrior who escapes defeat in battle?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is terrible.
This suits you.
What should I do?
This suits you.
What should I do? Characters are important.
Now, let's go to the final screening.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Good evening.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Mikoto, the number one popular person in Tokyo.
Who did it?
You called me, didn't you?
Didn't you call me?
Can we change seats?
You called me, but it's not our house.
What?
Anyway, I'll sit down.
You said you were number one in Tokyo.
Yes, yes, yes.
You've been following me around a lot, haven't you?
Oh, is that so?
Is this shop already open for a long time?
Yes, but it's only been about two months since I joined.
That's amazing.
That's fast.
I know, right?
Everyone says "thank you" or something like that, right?
It's true that it's a little arrogant.
That's right, that's right.
How about you, Mizutani-san?
Huh?
Yes?
Um, it's okay, yes.
I thought it might be a little longer.
Huh?
Could it be that the person who called you is...
No, no, I'm not...
Huh? Mizuchi? Mizuchi?
Mizuchi?
Oh, thank you!
Come back again, okay?
And the result is...
One, two...
I'm sorry.
Oh!
That was amazing.
Thank you very much!
Come back again, okay?
Okay, next person, please.
Excuse me!
Hello, hello!
Huh?
My father and daughter have been taking care of me for a while now.
I'm their mother!
You came here as a family, didn't you?
What kind of hairstyle is this?
I'm the director of the Ochimusya Circle.
What's that?
Ochimushya Circle.
It's a circle.
It's the Ochimushya Circle.
Ochimushya Circle.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Have you ever been abroad?
I wonder if I've studied abroad.
Because of that, my daughter has become a widower again.
That's the worst, mom!
That's the worst, isn't it?
I don't want to be tied up with anything!
Oh, you're free to do that, mom.
In that case...
Ms. Kyoka Isawara's...
Mom...
Yes, I'm their mother.
Uh...
Will it fit?
Will it be unnatural?
One, two...
Oh!
The final screening is, as expected, a high-level battle.
And the last player is...
Takeuchi Mai's challenge.
Knock, knock.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Wait a minute!
Ah!
Don't cry!
Geez!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm playing the main role in the first round!
I'm Takeuchi Mai!
I'm sorry!
Um...
Your nose is sticking out a little.
Ah, no!
My nose is sticking out again?!
No!
You're so cute!
It's sticking out no matter what I do!
You like little kids, don't you?
Ah, I'm sorry!
She's crying!
I'm sorry!
Is your neck okay?
You haven't sat down yet, have you?
I haven't sat down yet!
There's a little blood coming out of my head, too.
That's right.
Yeah.
It might hurt a little.
It's not a self-inflicted injury, is it?
It's a little hard, isn't it?
Yes.
So, how is Takeuchi Mai's judgment?
One, two...
Takeuchi Mai won with a perfect four-leaf clover, which caught the judges' hearts.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Thank you for giving me such a wonderful award and also this grand prix!
I'm so happy!
See you next week!
That was too plain.
It was too plain for me to react.
Next week...
Next week is our summer festival graduation special.
30 minutes of laughter and tears.