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There is a show you absolutely want to watch.
SKE48 SHIKIRIO GRAND PRIX!
Good evening. We're here again this week.
SHIKIRIO GRAND PRIX S.O.G.P. is a show that will help you master SHIKIRIO.
I'm Taichi Yoshida, a media and television announcer.
And I'm Pei Senpuku, who is familiar with SKE48.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me, too.
This show will air twice a week.
The four players will be given the same conditions for the same show.
Konoka Mizuno, Sera Sato, Aki Deguchi and Isako Motohori.
I feel like it's going to be an interesting match.
The four of them are still relaxing.
In addition, you will be watching their show SHIKIRI from another studio.
Don't you all have an image of SHIKIRI?
No, we don't.
Isako looks like she's going to do something crazy.
Yeah, like... "Then do it for me!"
Muchabure is like that, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And here's the show you'll be watching.
REINO HEYA!
It's like a talk show, this medium-sized TV B-studio.
It's like a special kind of promise. I hope they keep that in mind.
I see.
And the four hostesses have given us...
Our guest, Dandy Sakano.
And also, Dandy Sakano's profile.
That's all we have.
Comedian Dandy Sakano.
One-shot gag, "Getsue."
Ten years ago, he made a big break as a pin entertainer.
All four of them will fight him in the REINO HEYA!
I can't imagine Dandy Sakano's talk.
Yeah, me neither.
I wonder what kind of talk he'll have.
It's about time for the four hosts to enter the studio.
Thank you for having me.
Wow, I've never seen anything like it.
It's like a disco room.
I'm glad it's like this.
Honogo Mizuno looks anxious.
She looks a little tense.
She looked like she was about to cry.
What's with this relaxed vibe?
Today, each of you will be given a talk show.
Our guest is Dandy Sakano.
All of you?
Huh?
Yes.
Is it real?
It's been frozen for about two seconds.
Huh?
So, you're going to welcome our guest, Dandy.
It's up to you how you're going to bring out Dandy's talk.
Huh?
Are you okay with that?
I can't do it...
Then...
First up is Mizuno-san.
Do your best!
First of all, all three of you except Mizuno-san, please go back to the dressing room.
Okay!
Huh? Just me?!
Good luck!
Bye-bye!
Do your best, Hono-chan!
What's this?
I'll do my best!
Wow, that's amazing!
So, Tepe-san, your catchphrase is "Honwaka Honobono," which means "Relax, Honobono,"
what do you think of it?
Well, she can be like that sometimes,
but sometimes she's pretty nervous,
and sometimes she looks like she's worried.
As expected, the atmosphere in the studio has changed.
Since the three of you are away from the pitch once,
you're starting to feel a little nervous throughout the studio.
Yes.
How are you feeling right now?
Well, I'm not good at talking, so I'm wondering if I'll be okay,
but I'm going to have fun.
Takano-san will be the guest star.
I haven't seen any guests recently, so I'd like you to do it for me.
I see.
I haven't seen any guests recently, so...
Now, it's finally time for you to start!
Okay, until we start, 10 seconds to go!
Eight, seven, six...
Ten seconds to go!
Four, three...
It's time for "In this breadman's room"...
Our guest for today is Danny!
Hello! It's been a while!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
So this is it!
It's big!
It's small, though.
How tall are you?
I'm only 166 cm.
I'm the same height as my husband.
Oh, I see!
It's a coincidence.
Thank you for having me!
Oh, I haven't watched "Gets" in a while.
Oh, we just did it.
We just did it.
Sorry about that.
You don't really watch it on TV?
Not really.
I do it occasionally for commercials.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're in Sun Music, right?
Yes, I am.
Oh, you're in Sun Music, right?
I'm also friends with Sugi-chan.
Oh! Sugi-chan!
Sugi-chan!
You're eating too much, aren't you?
- Do you know Hiroshi? - Yes, I do.
- Hiroshi. - Yes, I know him. Didn't you see him earlier?
- He's in my agency. - Oh, is that so?
- Wow! - I'd like to hear one more thing about you.
- Yes, I'd like to know who you are and how you're doing. - I see.
- How are you doing recently? Are you doing anything? - Recently?
- Yes. - Recently, I've been going to the countryside.
- I see. - No, I mean business.
- Oh, business. - I know you mean business.
- That's right. I'd like you to give me a job. - No, that's not what I meant.
- Oh, you mean that kind of business. - Oh, I see.
- Business where you get paid for your work. - Oh, I see.
- Do you have any hobbies? - Hobbies...
- Well, I like it. - Do you like it?
- Thank you for saying "I like it." - I like jogging.
- I like marathoning, too. - Oh, you like it.
- Do you aim for a 24-hour TV show? - No, I don't aim for that.
- Oh, you don't aim for that. - It's a job for people of high rank on TV.
- Oh. - I don't aim for that much.
- Please do your best. - I'll do my best.
- Will you give up? - Well...
- What was your position just now? - You should do your best in life, too.
- I can do it. - What?
- Are you rooting for me? - Really? - Yes.
- I'll do my best. - Okay.
- I'm rooting for you. - I'm rooting for you.
- Oh, you're doing it again. - I'm doing it again.
- Oh, you have a license for a hot spring sommelier. - Yes.
- Have you ever worked at a hot spring? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't? - I haven't worked at a hot spring.
- Oh, you have a license for that, too. - Yes, I do.
- Thank you. What else?
- Oh, your daughter is... - Yes.
- Oh, you have a daughter? - Yes.
- I think we should talk about this. - I think it'll be exciting.
- Oh, you think so? - Yes.
- I thought you were single. - Yes.
- Oh, I see. - I'm embarrassed.
- Oh, you're a girl? - Yes, I'm a girl.
- What do you want to be in the future? - I want to be a soccer player.
- Oh, like Yamato Nadeshiko? - No, I'm not.
- I think you're Nadeshiko Japan. - Nadeshiko...
- I don't think you're Yamato Nadeshiko. - Nadeshiko...
- I rarely say things like that. - No, you don't.
- That's amazing. - So that's what happened.
- I think I'm more interesting than Dandy. - Yes.
- I think Dandy couldn't accept it. - Yes.
They don't get along with each other.
Mizuno Honoka shows off her high-spec skills.
- Bring it to me. - Okay.
- Do you have anything you want to ask me? - Huh?
- Do you have anything you want to ask me? - Well...
- Huh? - Well...
- Do you live in Nagoya? - Nagoya. It's a countryside.
- What do you want to be in the future? - I want to be a model.
- You want to be a model? - Yes.
- In order to become a model, eskating has become a good study. - That's right.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
- Unexpectedly, Dandy-san has changed.
- My hobby is karaoke.
- Karaoke is...
- Karaoke?
- Karaoke is once a month with my junior, Shiboyen and...
- Um... Yaho... Yaho and... Huh?
- Yaho and... - No. 18. Huh?
- No. 18 is...
- Are you talking about Ohako? - Yaho and... Ohako?
- Ohako? I didn't know that.
- What was it again? In front of my Ohako...
- Don't you know it?
- Why? Why? - That's right. That's right.
- Why? - To sing that song.
- Huh...
- Would you like me to sing it for you? Please sing it for me!
- I've already decided to sing it. - Huh...
- It's like... Yes.
- No. 18.
- It's like... Um...
- You know what I like? Um...
- "Last Rain". It's an old song.
- I like "Last Rain" very much.
- "Last rain"...
- It's like that.
- Okay. That's all for today.
- That's all for today.
- Oh, really?
- Thank you very much.
- Today's guest was Danny-san!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I'm strong.
- You said it yourself.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you very much.
- The moment of the end suddenly came.
- Well, Teppei-san...
- Top batter...
- In a sense, it was wonderful, but...
- I think people who were close to the main house's room were also played.
- The speed and harshness were probably...
- It was tough.
- Yes.
- But at the end, Danny-san's "Wind of Threads"...
- He had no choice but to sing it.
- In that atmosphere...
- In front of my grave...
- Don't you know it?
- "Wind of Threads"?
- Yes, yes, yes!
- He sang it.
- Oh...
- Is that so?
- Yes, it is.
- Oh...
- Is that so?
- Yes.
- Oh...
- Is that so?
- It was already closed in five or ten seconds.
- Yes.
- I was surprised.
- Now, Tepe-san, Mizuno-senshu's interview seems to be about to begin.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you.
- How was it? - It was kind of fun.
- I wanted to talk a little more. - Really?
- Yes.
- As an MC, how was it? Did you do well?
- I laughed when I saw Dandy-san's face.
- That was a little bad.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- However, we learned a little about Dandy-san's personality. - Yes.
- We learned a little about Dandy-san's personality. - Yes.
- Now, Mizuno-senshu's interview seems to be about to begin.
- Now, Tepe-san, Sato Seira-senshu's interview seems to be about to begin.
- She's going to make fun of me, isn't she? - Yes.
- Sato-senshu will soon appear in the studio.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Sato-senshu has entered the studio with a smile. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Now, Sato-senshu's match will begin soon.
- Yes.
- What kind of performance will you show in this set in the room?
- Oh, your strategy is... - Strategy? What is it?
- Have you thought of a strategy to liven up the atmosphere? - Not at all.
- I hope it's fun. - I see.
- Now, it's about to begin.
- Sato Seira-ryu, what kind of match will you show us?
- How will you end this match?
- She's dreaming of me going home, isn't she?
Now, finally, Sato Seira's match is about to begin.
Sato Seira's match is about to begin.
5 seconds to go!
8, 7, 6, 5 seconds to go!
4, 3...
Good evening! Seira's Room has started again this week!
Today, we have another senior guest with us!
It's Dandy Sakana-san!
Yes! Hello! It's been a while!
Thank you for having me!
Actually, it's not the first time we've met.
Huh? Where?
Huh?! We've recorded together about twice!
Huh...
- One of them is... - The special video?
- That's right! - The special video?
- Oh, you mean the New Year's video? - That's right!
Thank you for having me, even though it's been about two years.
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- Please, have a seat. - Okay.
Thank you for having me, but this time...
Here's your tea. Thank you very much!
- Okay? - Yes!
Thank you for having me!
- Once again... - Yes!
- Oh! I'm Sato Seira! - Yes!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
Yes...
Why did you come today?
- I came here at 9:20! - Oh, I see!
- I didn't have time at all! - Thank you for having me, even though you're busy!
- No, I'm not busy! - Thank you for having me!
What have you been doing lately?
Lately? I've been going to the rural areas and doing business...
Business, business... Is that right?
You also fly around, don't you?
- I also go to festivals... - Yes!
- or award ceremonies for companies' employees... - Yes!
- I also go there and tell stories... - Oh...
- or go to bingo tournaments... - I see!
- That's kind of business! - Yes!
- Let's get straight into it... - Okay!
Why did you want to become an entertainer?
Well...
When I was a kid, I think I was about 13 years old, the pre-century of idols in the 80s came and I saw it.
There is a person named Tahara Toshigo, but Toshian, the idol of eternity. I love Toshian.
At that time, Tunnels appeared on TV and sang a lot.
If I become a comedy entertainer like Tunnels, I think I can appear on the same program as Toshian and meet him.
"Then let's do comedy!" At that time, this wasn't yellow, but I wore a suit and started doing things like "get".
I started doing things like "get".
Matsumoto Kiyoshi...
Is he an actor?
At that commercial...
Ah! From "eternity"!
I thought it would be good if I did it.
Then I got "yellow" prepared and did "get" to my cat.
Before I knew it, "get" became very popular and I had a very good life.
A good life...
Thank you very much.
No, thank you very much.
Hmm...
Please do a gag or something.
Is this a serious gag or something like that?
Is it okay?
Yes.
This way?
Yes.
Is it okay?
"get"!
Thank you.
Is it OK?
Yes.
Ah, one more.
One more?
Yes. Ah, Seira, please tell me.
What is it?
Seira, please also tell me a one-shot gag.
Oh, is it that kind of development?
It's good, isn't it?
Well, I'll tell you a little bit.
Yes, let's do it together.
Well, then...
The... the... the... theme...
Oh, it's real.
Can you see a small body?
Ah, I got it.
Yes.
In a loud voice, OK?
Eh, shall we do it together?
Shall we do it together?
Yes.
Then...
Is it OK?
Eh...
One, two...
Kashuu... natsu...
Ah, I got it.
Kashuu... natsu...
I forgot to say it, probably.
Yes.
Ah, I got it.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes!
One, two...
Kashuu... natsu!
Thank you very much!
Don't lose!
This is a little...
Then, can I use it in the park for a little while?
Ah, use it.
Don't teach me.
Then, I'll do it.
Please, please.
Thank you very much!
Eh, then...
Ah, that's right!
Bowling is...
Should I put it down?
Ah, I'm sorry.
Bowling is that, isn't it?
You were good at it, weren't you?
Why were you so good at it?
Um...
Let's see...
Eh...
After all, no matter what you do, you have to practice.
Ah, I thought you were aiming for something.
Like a professional.
Ah, there's something I thought about.
Um...
A professional's test is very difficult, so...
Yes.
Um...
This time, even if an old man who's a little over 40...
Yes.
Even if he's a little reckless...
Eh?!
Um...
Is that so?!
Um...
It's completely impossible.
Ehhhhh?!
If that's the case, I think an entertainer or a comedian should be among those who are good at bowling.
I see.
It depends on the sport, but if you're good at it, you're more likely to be invited.
Ah, I see.
I think it's great.
I'll do my best. In a few years.
Yes, in a few years. For now, do your best at S.K.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Now, what will you do?
It's up to you.
Ah, kid.
Yes?
You were born.
Four years ago.
Yes, four years ago.
I was born four years ago. Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
How is it?
It's interesting.
Interesting?!
Yes. When you're four years old.
That's nice.
And the kid?
He's not here.
He's not here, but in the future...
I want him to be three years old.
Three years old. How old do you want him to be?
Hmm...
I was born when I was about twenty-eight.
When I was about thirty-two or thirty-three, I wanted him to be about three years old.
Well, in about five years, you want him to be about three years old.
Is it tough?
Until you're twenty-eight...
I'll do my best at S.K.
No, no. When you're twenty-eight...
I'll do my best.
Yes, you will.
You're working hard now.
Until you're twenty-eight...
I want to quit until I'm twenty-eight.
Yes.
Until you're twenty-eight, you want to think about a lot of things.
That's right.
That's good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because it's your life.
Yes.
I want to think about a lot of things.
Yes.
If it's too hot now, I'll tell you later.
Ah, yes!
Ah...
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
Yes.
It stopped completely.
That's right.
Did you get that kind of instruction?
No, I didn't.
Wait, the silence is still going on.
It's fine.
Okay, what should we do?
Then, please tell us your future dream.
Dream?
My dream is...
Oh, isn't this good?
Yes, it's good!
My dream is...
Yes, I agree!
Andy-san, what are your dreams for the future?
Dreams...
That's a good one!
It's not like I'm chasing a dream or anything like that,
but if I had a chance, I'd like to move to a warm place when I'm about 60.
I see.
How do you want to spend your last years?
Last years? What last years?
Last years.
Last years...
Oh, last years?
Last years.
Last years!
Last years, you say?!
That's grand!
To be honest with you, I don't want my kids to notice me.
I think I'll just be quiet.
You know how it is, right?
The organization, right?
"Dandy Sakano-san, who was hit by a huge blackout in a few months,
how is he doing recently?"
When I see myself like that, it's kind of embarrassing,
and I don't like it either.
I think I'll just be quiet.
I see.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
Today, we have a wonderful guest, Dandy Sakano- san!
Thank you very much!
It ended like a walk show.
Yes.
Dandy's gag also came out.
That's right.
Did you think there was a comparative variation?
That's right.
Yes.
However, there is a scene where you can't move at all in the game.
Are you okay? Don't worry about it.
Yes.
But she's dreaming of going home, isn't she?
Yes.
Are you thinking about how to end the game?
That's right.
I don't know how to go home.
She had a lot of problems today.
Yes.
She was Sato Seira.
Now, Sato Seira's interview seems to begin soon.
I've only heard what I'm interested in.
I don't know if Dandy enjoyed it.
I see.
Yes.
Did you have any impressive stories?
I don't know.
I forgot a little.
I don't know a little.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Next time, the talk show edition of the Sicilian Grand Prix advances to the second half.
Standing on that stage is...
Aki Deguchi!
Risako Goto!
August 20th!
The two will clash with Dandy Sakana in that room!
Look forward to it!