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SKE48's All Girls All Over the World!
At the night club, adults always exchange those words.
Hey, can you do this?
Along with the words, there are many beautiful performances that steal hearts.
Hey, can you do this?
Is an entertainment that is done for adults.
SKE48's All Girls All Over the World!
Tonight's performance battle!
The real adult men will break their chests and aim for the advertised adult women!
- I won't open it. - Okay.
I can't do this!
- Good evening, everyone. - Good evening.
Hello.
- What's up? - What?
- Why are you there? - What is this?
Today, it seems like you and your members will fight in a special hero battle.
- That's right. - Yes.
- This is my dad. - The dads over there are...
- Oh, are they real? - They're real dads.
- They're real dads. They're from Yaguto Shopping District. - Really?
- Yes.
Today, we're going to explain how it works.
For example, we're going to tell you what it's like to be a dad and what it's like to be a member of a band.
- I'll tell you if I find one. - Please do.
- Okay, let's watch it. - Okay.
- Good evening, everyone. - Good evening, everyone.
Ume-chan.
Let's go, team!
Let's do it!
Five members will participate in the first round.
Ready, fight!
The battle is about to begin.
What kind of attack will Imana-san do?
Can you do this?
Imitation of imitation.
Don't hate me.
Don't hate S-jo.
This is an imitation of imitation.
Do you usually do this?
I do it all the time.
I do it in the dressing room, too.
You do it in the dressing room, too.
Even if you hate me, don't hate S-jo!
Cute, cute.
Here it comes!
Here it comes, Mikocchi!
Will Osu-san do something amazing?
Can you do this?
One-man rock-paper-scissors!
The one with the right hand will win for sure.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
What's with that smug face?
I don't know if it's amazing or not.
This is ridiculous.
This is really ridiculous.
All right, let's go!
It's like a grandpa's rehearsal.
Now, Coach Kohai.
Next, the adult team will test the performance.
Can you do this?
Take off your thumb.
You were good.
Can you do this?
Hey!
You didn't get it.
Can you do this?
Cola in one breath.
This is wild.
Amazing.
Is this really the pattern?
This is serious.
This is...
Really?
No way.
Do it!
You can do it.
She couldn't do it.
Makiko did a good push-up.
Who will do it?
Can we do it one more time?
Oh, we can't.
Oh, scary.
Kyo-chan, please don't come.
Go, Kyo-chan!
Go!
Go, Kyo-chan!
Kyo-chan, I didn't lick you.
You didn't lick me, didn't you?
Oh, you're going to do something? You're going to do something?
You're not going to do anything?
What? Which one?
Can you do this?
This is not good. This is not good.
It looks like she can not do it.
Break the shell.
How is it? Did you break the shell?
No, I could not break it.
Well, it seems like the first set is over.
How was it?
What was it?
Break the shell! Break the shell!
Break the shell!
Now, we will report the players who have beaten Kin- chan and those who have beaten the first round.
Oh, hello.
Oh, no.
What is it? What kind of battle is it?
How do you feel now?
Well, it seems like it is quite difficult.
Well...
I will skip it.
Will you skip it?
Yes.
Is that all?
I am happy.
Well...
What kind of battle is it?
Well...
I will do my best today, so please support me.
Please support me.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Let's get back on track and move on to the second round!
The members are...
these five!
Wow, there is Ego-chan in it.
Can you do Ego-chan?
Ego-chan...
I want to see it as soon as possible.
Well, we all want Ego-chan.
Yes.
Ego-chan is coming!
Ego-chan!
Can you do this?
Meow!
What was that?
I want to see meow!
Meow!
The way she calls her name is cute, too.
She's doing it like this.
Meow?
Meow!
You're the cutest!
Everyone, please look at Coco's meow one more time.
Meow!
Cute!
What was that?
It's too cute!
Which one do you like better, meow or meow?
Meow!
Three, two, one...
Go!
Can you do this?
Jump-on!
Cute!
Yeah!
It's a famous jump-on.
Meow!
The quality is unexpectedly high, isn't it?
Three, two, one...
Jump-on!
Cute!
Now, coach is answering again. Will adult team fight back?
Can you do this?
Donald Duck impersonation.
Donald Duck's impersonation.
Scary! Scary! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Too close!
Squid!
Don't give up! Don't give up!
Can you do this?
Tanikei's "Mukashi Atta"
Let's go, Gachon!
Gachon!
She is so cute!
Did you see her turn?
She is so cute!
I like her way of turning.
She turns like "Mom!"
Let's do it again!
Gachon!
She is so cute!
Gachon!
I saw you by chance in a corner of the street,
you were someone I didn't know.
You took some boys with you,
and you laughed out loud.
You're such a quiet person,
but you have such different eyes like a stray cat.
This love is a halation.
It's a little hard for me to see your heart.
It's so dazzling,
I can't even imagine it.
I'll give it to you.
Which is the truth?
Won't you kill me?
I want to love you more than anyone else.
This love is a hallucination.
It's a little hard for me to see your heart.
I'll give it to you,
so dazzling that your image will fly away.
The truth is... (Which one?)
Can you not kill me? (Can you not kill me?)
I want to love you more than anyone else.
(Can you not kill me?)
SKE48's first season of girls who conquer the world has finally, finally, finally been released!
A luxurious DVD box full of off-shot and warm off- shot moments in the classroom!
When will you buy it?
Right now!
And now, the long-awaited Aya-chan is here!
I can do this!
Imitating a chick!
Unfortunately, Aya-chan's chick isn't cute at all.
After the commercial, it's regrettable.
A new segment! Adult performance battle!
SKE48's "Can you not kill me?"
The battle is a three-round quarter!
Will all the members do a battle with their own hands?!
Three, two, one...
Go!
Can you do this?!
I'll say a lot of famous train stations.
[A lot of famous train stations]
- Nagoya! - Oh, thank goodness!
- Nagoya! - Nagoya, hey!
Sanno, Kanayama, Jinguumae, Horita, Yobitsugi, Sakura, Motohosizaki, Narumi, Sakyoyama, Arimatsu, Chukyo Keibanchoumae...
- Zengo, Toyoake... - I don't know anything.
- Fujiimatsu, Hitotsu-nichi, Ryu... - Right.
[Nagoya]
- The English girl in the back is cute. - Hey, hey!
It's like the English girl in the back is holding it.
Ah, who is this?
- Nagoya! - Nagoya!
Hold it!
- The two-way train doesn't go underground! - It doesn't!
Nagoya!
- Damn it!
- What's with those confident eyes?
- They look like they're full of confidence.
- Due to the end of the battle, low-quality performances have continued for a while.
- We apologize, but please take a look at the digest for a while.
- Komanetchi! - Komanetchi!
- Komanetchi. - Komanetchi.
- Iwata, you're cool! - Iwata, you're cool!
- I can do this! Hiyoko's impersonation!
- Ah, it's moving, it's moving.
- Wow, you look like you're having fun.
- I had a lot of fun today. - You had fun?
- Hiyoko, you can do it!
- Now, speaking of Hiyoko, who could it be?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Ajibukkaya's black father. - You can do it!
- Can you do this? Hiyoko's... what was it? Baby? Imitation.
- You just made a "chuchu" sound, didn't you?
- You like sounds, don't you?
- I don't like it.
- Chuchu, chuchu, chuchu.
- Ego-chan, you just made a "manetan" sound, didn't you?
- Ego-chan, you just made a "kabuto" sound, didn't you?
- Now, here it is, Wikipeed!
- It's here, it's here!
- But I think you'll have high expectations for this and betray your expectations, so let's all try it out.
- Can you do this? High-speed blink!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You can't betray your expectations here.
- Face-to-face...
- Wow, wow!
- You didn't need the last one, did you? - I didn't need it?
- It's a low point of love, isn't it? - It's a low point of love, isn't it?
High-speed blinking.
Wow, wow, wow!
You did it!
I'm surprised by your surprised face.
Well, which one is faster at blinking?
What? You don't care which one is faster?
Come on!
OK, I'll give you a point.
There is no sign of a settlement, so it is illegal, but it is an extension of the line.
Three, two, one, go!
Can you do this?
Yes.
Arm rest.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Are you sure?
What are you doing?
My stomach was hitting you.
I'm sorry.
Please play the music.
Eleven!
Wait, wait, wait!
Go, Yukari!
Go!
Armrest hang.
Go, Yukari!
Go!
Go, Yukari!
Oh, good one!
Eleven! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Can you do this? Fast words.
Fast words.
Lamb, lamb, lamb, lamb, lamb, lamb...
Yay! Can you do this?
Nose-up pose.
Finally, it's settled!
"Tonight" will continue.
"Tonight" is boring.
"SKE48's World Uniform Girls" DVD box season 1!
The treasure images cut in the broadcast video are full of points!
"SKE48's World Uniform Girls" now on sale!
Bar!
Adult performance competition "SKE48's 'Can you do this?'"
Aya-chan's secret technique has finally been revealed!
Yay! Can you do this?
Nose-up pose.
Go!
Are you serious?
Sexy, sexy.
You totally lost.
A lot of performances came out, but well, neither is better than the other.
The result is a draw!
Now, let me introduce you to the first episode of "SKE48's This! Can you do it?"
The next episode of "S-Girls" is finally starting! "IN! OFF! SHOW! DENKAI!"
Aren't you too loud?
Mino, you're looking at something.
What is it? What is it?
Huh? What is this? I'm scared!
Wait, who are you?
Oh, my!
You're so cute!
Actually, I'm shooting with a super slow camera!
Are my eyes white?
Idol's white eyes, is it okay?
So, why is it like this?
You'll know if you watch it next week!
Oh, isn't this Makiko-chan? Right?
Being an idol is tough, too.