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SKE48's All Girls All Over the World!
"SKE48" has been full of great tips and wise sayings from great dads and grandmothers.
But tonight, a new project begins!
And that is...
Even an ordinary old man would like to say a famous saying
New project SKY48 and Old Man Who Wants to Say It!
An amateur old man who only has his own original famous saying will announce it in the case of SKY48!
The members will judge whether it is a famous saying or not!
If all members say it is a famous saying, that famous saying will be distributed all over the world!
The old men who will appear in this project are in the waiting room now, so let's take a look!
What? Is this a hidden camera?
Wow, you look serious!
Are you okay?
You're kidding, right?
There are a lot of them!
And SP's Sam...
Yes, it's SP's Sam.
Sam will bring the old men here.
He will bring them here?
Yes, that's right.
To the old men who have gathered here, we are not telling you that today is the real thing!
We are having you come here for an audition!
Since you are amateurs, if you make them nervous, you might not be able to say the famous saying!
How will you react?
The famous saying keywords written by the old men who want to say!
What kind of famous saying will be born from this?
There are a lot of funny ones.
You can say anything you like.
The spirit of M.
What is this?
The spirit of M.
This is the funniest one.
This is why you talk about "M-do" a lot.
I also want to say "beautiful wife" next to you.
What is this?
Can I say this to Kano?
I think it's okay.
My Kano is a little nervous.
Kano-chan, please do like this.
Let's start with the first one.
Yes, that's right.
How about the first one?
The first one is...
The first one or second one is...
"Every day happy" is written by the old man with sunglasses.
I think it's the one in front of you.
I think it's the one with sunglasses in the back.
Okay, I'll choose it.
The seventh one.
The seventh one is "seattle".
Why seattle?
It doesn't sound like a weird word.
Let's say something dangerous first.
Please.
Isn't the seventh one going to make you nervous?
Yes, I'm nervous.
I'm going to cry.
What's going to happen in the waiting room that SP. SAM wants to go to?
Please say "no" for the seventh one.
Oh, it's pulling a little.
It's weird.
I'm scared.
You're going to be taken away.
Reaction.
I'm scared.
You're wearing a microphone, aren't you?
I thought you did something.
Now, let's have "say it, old man" appear.
Here you go!
Thank you for coming today.
Nice Seattle!
Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
It's an audition, isn't it?
I don't know.
We were all looking forward to hearing the famous quote "Seattle" today.
Please tell us the famous quote!
Ten times...
Wait a minute.
Please tell us the famous quote!
Even if you fail seven out of ten times, you'll get 30% off.
Huh?
Even if you fail seven out of ten times, you'll get 30% off.
Okay, members! Please tell us if it's a famous quote or not!
It's...
It's... zero!
But you still have a chance to redeem yourself.
Can you explain what it means?
You know Ichiro, don't you?
Ichiro says "30% off" or "40% off", right?
But you still have a chance to redeem yourself.
Even if you fail seven out of ten times, you'll get 30% off.
So you don't have to fail.
I see!
Is "Seattle" from "Seattle Mariners"?
That's right!
Did his famous quote work?
It increased!
Oh! It's a famous quote!
Wow!
But it wasn't approved, but it was a great result. Thank you very much!
Here's a secret, OK?
OK!
Got it?!
As SP. SAM said, what happened in the studio is a secret!
He's angry! He's angry!
He's angry!
Hmm...
Let's go with number one!
Number one?
Happy everyday?
Happy is a good thing!
Happy everyday is probably wearing sunglasses.
In front of you.
That's right!
You can talk in front of you.
Number one is...
That mustache is...
Is it this old man?!
Please tell me number one!
I thought you would definitely kill me!
It's like Hiroki Tsunoda!
It was the last time!
Now, let's have "Talking Old Man" appear!
Here you go!
First of all, what's your name?
My name is Kenji Tanaka.
Kenji Tanaka.
So, Kenji Tanaka, you have a quote that makes you happy every day.
Yes, that's right.
Please tell us the quote!
Yes!
A holiday is a holiday!
What do you mean?
A holiday is a holiday!
Here's the judgment!
Oh, I see.
You have two quotes.
The rest of them are not quotes.
Please explain them.
"A holiday is a holiday," right?
"On a day off," right?
A holiday is a holiday,
but on a day off,
we should hurry up!
We should hurry up!
Let's hurry up!
So, on a day off,
we should never stay up all night,
and spend the whole day in a slumber,
but instead,
we should play with all our might!
Right?
Let go of your sleepiness,
and wake up early in the morning,
and play until you're completely exhausted,
and then gain vitality,
and then work hard again starting Monday!
That's what it means.
What do you play with?
You know...
I ride my bike and go somewhere.
And...
I'm a karate teacher now.
And...
Sometimes I'm a professional wrestler, too.
Besides that, I hang out with my friends.
I don't have enough time.
I want about 40 hours a day.
You're energetic, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm energetic, so I can stay healthy like this.
Unfortunately, I'm turning 50 this year.
My life is full of energy!
Thank you in advance!
How do you feel about what we just heard?
Yes, Kanon?
No...
I just imitated how you raised your hand.
That means you don't want to say anything else, right?
Whether it's a famous quote or not is decided!
There were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven famous quotes.
In the end, there were seven famous quotes!
Thank you!
Security.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah, I know.
Do you want to go home with me?
Yeah, I'll go home with you.
Let's go.
After this, we'll see more great Thai men!
But first...
Here!
Cleverly rolling up the pasta
Even such a bad gesture
I'll hug you
Somewhere different from other people
Anyone who falls in love says
Always left-handed
Suddenly pulling my right arm
While turning your head sideways
I'm quietly waiting for that moment
Always left-handed
I closed my eyes and noticed
You're a little bit from the top left
Look! Our lips overlap
We reach out our hands and touch our fingertips
It feels like we can be alone
You always listen to your left
I close my eyes and notice
You're a little bit from the top left
Our lips overlap
We reach out our hands and touch our fingertips
An amateur gives a big speech! "SKE48 and Iittai Oyaji!"
An amateur who wants to give a speech, called "Iittai Oyaji", suddenly gives a speech in front of SKE48!
Here is the keyword for that speech!
What kind of speech can we expect from "Iittai Oyaji"?
We've been talking about pork bone soup so far, so let's go with salt and chili next.
I think "salt and chili" will be the answer.
That's right!
It's like we're borrowing it.
Why do you think "salt and chili" will be the answer?
Now, let's choose "Oyaji" No. 16!
"Iittai Oyaji", please come forward!
Can I shake hands with you?
Of course you can!
"Oyaji", I can't do anything more than that!
That's a high-pressure electric current.
This way, please.
There are probably six grandchildren, right?
Yes.
Please give us your speech!
"Iittai Oyaji", please give us your speech!
First of all, my name is "Itou Mijo".
Wait, isn't that a famous saying?
Isn't that a famous saying?
Well, I'll say it's a famous saying.
"Itou Mijo", please give us your speech!
Well...
My grandfather is not my grandfather's son.
So I have six grandchildren.
My eldest one is already working.
I'm very fond of my grandfather.
And now, I'm trying my best to pass that love on to my grandchildren.
I'm fond of them.
That's something I treasure very much.
So, if you ask me for a famous quote...
I'll go back to the beginning.
My grandfather was a great-grandfather's son.
Your grandfather was a great-grandfather's son?
That's a famous quote.
Let me just judge your famous quote.
Is it a famous quote or not? Judge it, please!
Isn't it obvious?
Even if it's a famous quote, it's definitely a famous quote.
Now that you've said it, I think it's a famous quote.
I thought so, too.
It's not my famous quote, it's Mayoko's famous quote.
You're so smart.
Rika-chan, please say it.
It's me, Michan.
Are you sure you don't have to stop the video?
We're running out of time.
It's me, Michan.
We're running out of time.
It's not a famous quote.
Now, let's move on.
Which one will my grandfather choose next?
If you choose it wrong, you won't hear a nice famous quote.
It's about time.
The spirit of M.
I'm curious about "M."
The spirit of M.
Well, it's the opposite of what we've done so far.
It's the opposite of what we've done so far.
What is "M"?
Now, please welcome your grandfather.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Since you are M's spirit, you can ask Meigen about it.
That's right. I wrote it.
Please ask Meigen about it.
Everything depends on one's own feelings.
Great!
When you are alive in life, there are many things like pain and suffering.
You can go home with joy.
Right?
For example, when you go to the doctor, it hurts to get an injection by a nurse.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's not painful or scary.
If you think it's such a play, you can overcome it.
It's kind. It's no good.
It's no good.
That's what it means.
But I don't want you to misunderstand.
M's spirit is "mind".
It's "feelings".
I see.
Don't misunderstand.
How stable is it?
Meigen got one, two, three, four, five, six points.
Meigen got four points.
So it's invalid.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
What do you think of Meigen's speech?
The words are Meigen's, but the meaning is a little...
I'm scared of it.
But I thought Yukari was Meigen.
What? Why?
I mean, Yukari has that kind of idea, too.
No matter how tired you are now, you're not tired if you think you're not tired.
So I could sympathize with you now.
If Yukari explains it, it's Meigen.
That's right.
It's not a lie now.
Next is "What kind of famous saying will come out of here after all?"
Please come out, "my father wants to say".
The man wants you to say something about "my father wants to say".
Please say something about "my father wants to say".
"It's not a face, it's a hand".
I see.
"It's not a face, it's a hand".
Which one?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You need to know what I'm talking about.
There aren't many men who care about their fingertips.
I see.
When I work in a business, I find that women have similar hands.
I see.
If you care about your fingertips that much, you can do your job well.
I see.
What about you, Mr. Meguro?
I'm very deep-seated.
Deep-seated.
It's rare for you to show your deep-seated side.
I think it's a little dirty.
It's a little dirty.
I was careful because I thought it was an audition.
It's not like that at all.
You haven't practiced it.
"It's not a face, it's a hand".
Which one?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
You said three things that are not famous.
If you say seven things that are not famous, you can't be recognized.
If you look at it like this, unlike the amateur old men this time,
the preaching old men who appeared in past programs are amazing.
Then, I chose "middle-aged men in summer".
Old men who want to say, please come up!
There is a famous quote related to the second half of summer.
Yes, please announce the famous quote.
I'll make the goal.
Did the ball fall?
I'll make the goal.
Then, please give us a stable one.
What is this?
Well, the famous quote is "two" and "nine" is "eight", isn't it?
Yes.
So, please explain it.
Yes.
I made the goal for the first time in my life in the second half of summer.
When I told my school teacher about which high school I wanted to go when I went to high school,
I was still in the second half of high school.
At that time, I wanted to go to a school.
Well, it was a school in Nagoya that was pretty stupid,
but I thought I could easily enter it, but I couldn't enter it.
I was a little shocked and told me to go to the school I didn't want to go.
But I didn't want to go to the school my teacher told me about,
so I went to the school I wanted to go to.
I aimed for a school where I couldn't enter it,
and I worked hard for a year and went there.
I thought it would be nice if I could decide my own path and reach my goal.
That's what I meant.
I see.
Then, please give us the final judge.
The final judge is...
I see.
What about you, Imana-san?
I don't have a goal.
I just keep pushing forward.
If I set a goal, it will end.
She doesn't set a goal, but she sets a goal.
Thank you.
This is the best statement of today, isn't it?
Thank you.
I was in the same situation.
When I was in middle school, my teacher told me I couldn't do it.
But I really wanted to do it at the school I wanted to go.
I gave up about ten of my heart and went there.
But I could do it because I wanted to do it at that time.
Even if other people told me to do it, I couldn't do it.
I know how you feel.
That's amazing.
Ume-chan will give you an important announcement later.
What is it?
Even if you fail ten or seven times out of ten times, you still get 30% discount.
Holidays are holidays.
It's not a face, it's a hand.
I'll set the goal.
To all of you who want to say it, here is the address.
Please say what you want to say.
See you next week!
Bye!
Stamp!
Huh?
You're playing a strange game.
What is this?
Oh, it's a lottery.
It's a lottery, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Well, Ego-chan, please say something.
Meow!