AISubs v3.5
Ninnin! Good evening!
There is something I want to try this summer.
Actually, my shoulders are a little wide and I'm a complex X,
so I think I'll try a little non-sleeve this year.
That's why your shoulders stand out.
Oh, is it a tuck top kilt?
Oh, I'll stop it after all.
I don't like summer very much,
but I think it's because my hair is long,
but in summer, my hair sticks to my neck.
I hate that.
The world conquest of girls against SKE48 begins now!
Ninnin!
The battle between G2 and E! ended in victory for BATE IN E!,
and new forces came to beat up world-class girls.
Haruppi, you haven't been found out at all.
We've got a lot of information.
Let's go back to the graveyard for now.
Don't do that!
I came to say hello to SK-san because I had a business meeting at home!
Who is it?
I'm HKT48!
What?
That's right!
I came to beat you up!
HKT48 is aiming for the east!
Among them, the strongest members of ERISBREE have challenged SKT48!
SKT members have been defeated by such a powerful attack!
And if HKT48 wins this match...
And if we win this match...
We'll change titles!
Moreover, all of the games are brought in by HKT48!
HKT48 is in a big pinch! What will happen?
The battle of teams, HKT48 vs HKT48, round 3!
Next game, please give us the title call!
Your favorite title is... "I want to do it!"
I want to do it!
This game is about how much you can eat 2 packets of Hakata Nagahama Ramen without taking much time.
You can move the packets in a bucket relay style.
It looks delicious!
Nagahama Ramen is...
This game is brought in by HKT48!
The taste of Hakata's specialty, Nagahama Ramen, is reproduced in the studio!
The ramen is brought in from Hakata, and it's more than necessary!
It's a stall in Nagahama, which is in Fukuoka's Uoichiba.
It's very famous in Fukuoka.
I've bought about 3 packets of it.
That many packets?!
I see.
You thought of this game because you like Nagahama Ramen, right?
Yes, that's right.
Wow, you have a pure heart!
I want to eat it!
Me too!
I'm getting hungry!
Which team will go first?
If you like it that much, why don't you start with HKT48?
Let's ask HKT48.
HKT48 will go first!
Let's ask HKT48.
The rule is, after 45 seconds of relay, 5 people relay to Heppei-san.
They have to do 2 times of kaidama and compete for total time.
The first SKE member is...
Dad! Kaidama!
"I want to do Ojigi's kaidama" game, start!
I'm going!
Hurry up!
It's hot! It's hot!
But you shouldn't rush it.
What's the time now?
Isn't it enough?
It's hot! It's hot!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Start!
Wait, it's hot again!
I'm curious about the taste.
It's hot!
It's good!
I want to eat it!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's hot!
We have to drain it, right?
Yes, we do.
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry up!
It's fine!
Go! Go! Go!
Start!
The current record is...
2 minutes, 0 seconds, 7 seconds!
How is it?
Is it good?
It's good.
But...
I can't do it one more time.
There's quite a lot of noodles.
Nagahama ramen is really delicious, isn't it?
Then...
HKT, start!
Yai, you cute girl over there, can you give me a ball?
A small ball...
"I want to do it" game, start!
Excuse me, do you have gloves on you? Why is that?
I always do it with my hands. Why do you have gloves on you?
As I thought, you can't burn yourself.
I... I... I can do it with my hands, so please give me one.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, Yui-chan!
It's so stressful!
Is it that way? Is it that way?
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, everyone! Come on!
Yui-chan, Yui-chan!
You can do it! You can do it!
Yai, Yai, Yai!
She's really good at this, isn't she?
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm going to do it!
Ah, okay!
What's going on?
Come on, come on!
Come on, Yai!
I'm trying to escape, but...
That was close! That was close!
Time's up!
HKT48's record is...
Ta-dah!
1 minute and 34 seconds!
HKT48's record is...
2 minutes and 3 seconds.
And so, HKT48's record is...
1 minute and 34 seconds.
And so, HK48 has won!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
After this, Mukaidama and Natsu get together and panic!
Natsu, won't you answer me?
What?
We'll send you the message via dmm.com.
We called you here for the comment recording because...
Please come over here.
What is it?
This is it.
Please stand in this black mark.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I've never seen you before.
That's right!
This is a segment where Mukaidama Natsu gets together with
American rookie A.T.E. Mushu-kun!
Other staff...
Other work...
Work...
Simple work...
It's okay.
It's okay?
Now, how will Mushu-kun get together with A.T.E. Mushu-kun?
- Family. - Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, the one monitoring this scene is...
Yamada Rika!
Yes, it's a prank!
- Do you like family? - People.
- Yes.
- Huh? - Four people.
- Four people? - Four people in your family.
- People, yes. - So...
- Sister. - Sister.
- Little sister. - Little sister.
- Father. - Father.
- And mother. - Mother.
- And a dog and a cat. - That's nice.
- A dog and a cat. - They even have a pet.
- Ah, yes. - That's cute.
- So what's your dog's name? - Bo-chan.
- Bo. - Bo.
Now, let's move on to English!
Do you have a word for your fans?
A word?
Where do you use it?
- In between? - Is that your word?
Huh? Do you use it in between?
- Uh... - Don't make me laugh!
- So, please... - Why?!
- Fan. - Fan.
- Maybe you have many fans. - Maybe you have many fans.
- It's a one-word, right? - Yeah.
Please say something to your fans.
Huh? A one-word?
Yes!
From now on...
Escape Hotel and...
Escape Hotel and World Safe Girls, thank you in advance!
Something like that?
Wear a red helmet and...
tell a story!
What does it mean?
Surprise! A big success!
Yay!
I'm sorry.
I can't speak!
But it was good.
Even if you ask me, no one will answer you.
Everyone, what did I use?
Isn't it terrible?
I adopted it!
I shouldn't have adopted it.
Results for the third round!
SKE 0 wins! HKT 2 wins!
One match left!
SKE's win rate is completely gone!
There's no chance for me to make a comeback, so...
I'll just let it go.
That's not true!
SKE's game score is double!
That's right!
Is that true?
Yes, it is!
Then it's not for me to decide.
SKE's audience asked HKT's audience.
If HKT says it's okay, then...
What will you do?
Sis!
What will you do?
Sis!
Everyone is so cute!
Everyone is so fresh!
Everyone is so cute and wonderful!
Will you double my score for my last game?
If you say it like that...
One, two...
I know!
Chibita!
One, two...
I know!
Chibita!
What is this?
SKE's game score is triple!
Then...
Final round!
Please announce the title!
Hey!
What were you trying to do?!
This game is a famous song sent by the legendary folk band that Hakata gave birth to, Kaiyentai.
"The Ballad I Offer to My Mother" is a famous song of Kaiyentai sung by Tetsuya Takera about his mother.
This time, taking advantage of Hakata's lines in the song, we're going to...
We're going to say one line from the mother's lines in full, so don't bite it with the correct Hakata intonation!
Don't bite it?!
Don't bite it and say it alternately!
But before that...
There's no way you can say it in Hakata's intonation!
There's no way!
Why are you suddenly saying it in Hiroshima's intonation?
Well, that's not in the script, so leave me alone.
Now, I'll announce the members!
The members of SKE48 are...
Sato Mieko!
Yagata Miki!
Matsumura Koromi!
The members of SKE48 are...
Kodama Haru-chan!
Mia Kisakura-chan!
Murashige Anna-chan!
Now, let's start the "Hey! Hey! What are you trying to do?!" game!
♪ Even now, I can still hear ♪
♪ That mother's voice ♪
♪ She taught me about life ♪
♪ Kind mother ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! What are you trying to do?! ♪
♪ Get out of here and go to school! ♪
♪ Kind mother ♪
♪ Who taught me about life ♪
♪ If you didn't drink and come home that day ♪
♪ Then you and your stupid son wouldn't have been born! ♪
♪ She taught me how to live my life ♪
♪ A kind mother ♪
♪ Blood and sweat and tears ♪
♪ The reflection of a dirty woman ♪
♪ You still don't understand, you stupid wife! ♪
♪ Get out of here, woman! ♪
♪ She taught me how to live my life ♪
♪ A kind mother ♪
♪ She taught me how to live my life ♪
♪ Work, work, work all you want! ♪
♪ Play all you want, rest all you want! ♪
♪ Think about it all you want! ♪
♪ In that case... ♪
♪ Die! ♪
♪ Mother! ♪
♪ She taught me how to live my life ♪
♪ A kind mother ♪
Yes!
You too, leave your hometown and leave for the capital of flowers and become a shining Japanese star and come back!
What do you think of what I just said?
It's not standard Japanese.
Wrong!
I can hear people's voices from far away.
They taught me about life.
It's kind of them.
No, it's really great as a team.
I don't care about the game anymore.
Yes, I'm sorry if you're moved.
The result is...
ska has one point and hkt48 has three points.
hkt48 wins!
What's wrong with you?
It was broadcasted on emm.com.
Good morning, everyone.
Today, I'm going to tell you...
what kind of people we are.
Once upon a time, thousands of kilometers away from the city, deep in a mountain, this bizarre story begins from such a place.
There was a wild man with a strange sphere in his hand.
Wh-what's with you all of a sudden?
We haven't even started talking yet!
No, what's with that image of yours?!
Don't you feel like you're missing out on a lot of things?
Are you trying to trick me all of a sudden, you bastard?!
No, no! First of all, listen carefully!
A mysterious adventure in which all seven wishes come true when you collect them all!
I think I know what you're talking about.
No matter how you think about it, it's that, isn't it?
It is "that".
It has to be "that".
Hey, can I go home?
After numerous adventures around the sphere,
the wild man grew stronger and stronger.
It looks like you're still going to continue.
Will it be long?
Hmm...
One day, a man who called himself "the elder brother of the wild man" came from space!
It was a shocking truth spoken from his elder brother's mouth!
When the wild man was a baby, he was sent to invade Earth.
He was the survivor of a terrible warrior clan!
Yeah, I know.
The battle against the prince of the warrior clan who came to Earth...
It was already fierce!
Even though he managed to win,
the battle against the huge evil that rules the space above him began!
That's right! The battle took off from Earth and became the scale of space!
You're still going to talk?
Are you going to stop now?
At this rate, he's going to keep talking.
Do you think you can beat a young man like me?
It's going to be long...
In the middle of the battle, the wild man finally woke up as a legendary warrior!
U-Um...
What?
How much longer is it going to be?
It's only going to last a little longer.
After a fierce battle, the wild man who finally defeated the boss
was involved in a star explosion and disappeared.
Isn't it enough now?
The battle is already very effective.
Are you ready?
Nuko-chan! I've heard of this story before!
Huh?!
This story is about...
Dragon Balls, right?!
U-Um...
Y-You're right...
You're right!
That's amazing!
Nuko-chan's ancestors were models for Dragon Balls!
Huh?!
It's not "huh"!
Dragon Balls is a world-famous manga!
I'm kind of moved!
Because it's Dragon Balls! It's a model!
Nuko-chan, this is a big deal!
Let me hear more about it!
What are you going to do?!
And with that, the final result is...
The winning team is...
5 to 0...
The HKT team!
We did it!
The HKT team won with overwhelming strength.
Because this is a created victory.
It's our ability.
After all, it's okay to be young, right?
Dad! Mom!
Mom! Say it!
I did my best to be born in 1961!
What?! 1961?!
She's surprised for real.
Eh, you say it that much?
As promised, we'll eat that.
What do you mean "that"?
Thank you!
Eh, you say it that much?
It's true, right?
It's a lie!
This is our show's signboard.
I've never seen it before!
I'll give it to you.
Thank you!
With that said,
this signboard is definitely
reserved for HKT48!
Everyone, if you're upset,
please come and get it.
Please come and get it!
Thank you!
Everyone, please come and get it!
Eh, no way!
But even without that signboard,
it's okay because it's a show, right?
As long as we don't go and get the signboard,
we'll always be HKT48 girls.
Their lives,
their eating and walking in the city,
and even if we take it off,
it's over.
We'll go and get it back!
Let's go!
Who wants to go to Hakata?
You lost because of me, didn't you?
Next time, we'll meet the world's hottest girls from Hakata, from HKT48. Goodbye!
Thank you!
Next time, we'll tell you about bad luck.
This time, SKE's voice actors have returned to Hakata.
In order to retrieve the stolen signboards, the four selected people board the HKT48 theater.
However, a shocking scene unfolds there.
HKT48's world's hottest girls!