AISubs v3.5
I'm Nido Isayaka, who loves whales.
I haven't been watching TV because of the snowfall this summer.
I haven't been watching TV because it's not fun these days.
The news of Team A losing to Team B has spread all over Japan, from Tokyo, Osaka, as far as Kyushu and Hakata.
As usual, Team B is noisy and can't win, Gorisa!
Wow, Risako! Are you going to change your character again?!
Huh?! What character is it this time?!
Huh?!
Gorisa is also very angry at this situation.
Haruppi, we haven't been found out at all.
We've gathered three teams. Let's go back to Hakata for now.
SKE48's world-famous women's team!
Good evening, it's Wednesday night's "Onagusami S-jo"!
Everyone watching on stream, hurry up and move over here!
The host is Teppei and...
I'm Kato Rumi, the third-class TV announcer!
Yes, in this show, I will not be SKE48,
but I will be working as an announcer for medium- sized TV,
so thank you for having me!
Don't we have a lot of team members here today?
That's right!
We won the last match, so we're not girls' rotation!
We're not girls' rotation!
No, no, no!
Everyone, calm down!
Calm down!
Calm down, calm down, calm down!
Let's calm down, okay?
Yes.
Calm down!
Calm down, calm down, calm down!
If it was "Hondana", I would've stopped you!
Okay, here's the first game!
Are you ready?
Sansukumi de Gamamburo
Ah, watashi no yubi fuyakechou!
Wait a minute!
Since we're doing business in Gifu, why don't we go say hello to SK?
Who is it?!
It's HKT48!
Huh?
The opponents for this match are...
A fresh group of 48 groups aiming to expand their forces to the east...
HKT48!
Among them, the strongest members of ERIS
will challenge their senior group, SKE48!
What's going on?!
Well, well, well...
I brought my favorite...
Hakata's famous mochi hotpot!
Wait!
The Hakata members brought it, too!
Oh, right, right!
It smells good!
Now, everyone, please eat up!
Thank you!
It's so good!
Thank you!
It's so good!
Now that we're here, could you introduce yourselves?
I'll hold it up for you, so don't worry!
Then, sis, could you please lick it for me?
Me?!
Please!
I'll do it for you.
Could you please introduce yourselves?
How I feel today is...
Happy, happy...
Happy, happy... Haruppi!
Yes, every day I'm happy Hakata's fairy Haruppi, also known as Haruka Kodama!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a fairy!
Kistoru is...
Kistoru is... Korubo-gama!
Korubo-gama!
Yes!
Simply we're together, so it's very happy!
I'm half Russian, half Japanese, Russian!
Mutual...
Mutual... like... something!
I want to eat hormones!
I love hormones!
August 4th, 2008, 888 years old, 15 years old, from Nikoka Prefecture, I'm Natsuko and Matsuoka Natsumi!
My favorite Kistoru is...
My favorite Kistoru is... Smith & Wesson's vest!
Bang!
You too, you too...
You too, you too... in everyone's hearts...
You too, you too... in everyone's hearts... cherry blossoms!
I'm 14 years old, from Kagoshima Prefecture, Miyagi Cherry Blossoms!
My favorite Kistoru is...
My favorite Kistoru is... chalk...
chalk... pines...
chalk... pines... son!
And in everyone's heads...
Yanyanyanyan!
Sayan!
I'm 14-year-old Sayan from Oita Prefecture, also known as Saika Eto.
My favorite pistol is...
Anyway, it's flashy.
Wait a minute! Isn't that your voice?
I'm Saika Eto.
What?!
Against SKE, who is crazy about their famous mochi hotpot,
HKT secretly started a fierce battle.
Thank you for the food!
Well, since we're here...
Can I ask you guys a lot of questions?
Sure!
Um, Kaori Matsumura-san...
I heard that your room is really popular at the AKB cafe...
Yes!
Huh? Did you come up with that yourself?
Yeah! Um, I just randomly went to the electronics store...
And Yasus picked me up...
Um, you haven't stolen anything from any store, have you?
I haven't stolen anything!
Also, I have a question for Seira-san...
I heard you're a do-m. Is that true?
Yes, I'm a do-m.
Um, what is "m" anyway?
Huh?
Does it mean you like being bullied?
Oh, is that so?
She said something cute.
Huh?!
Don't say it!
It's hot because you're eating mochi!
I have a question for Ueno-san and Takagi-san.
I heard that manzai is really interesting in the park.
We're studying girls' stuff right now.
Let's do it together.
And so, Yumana and Kazushi's manzai happened!
Kazushi-san...
Kazushi-san, if you were to confess your love, how would you like to confess it?
Should Yumana do it?
Me? Okay, I'll confess my love.
Please accept it.
My Mademoiselle, if I were tea and you were milk, would you like some milk tea?
I like sugar!
Thank you!
Okay!
Kaneko-san, you're an SKE but you're also a fan of Urawa Let's. Is that okay?
Yes, people in Nagoya say that a lot.
That it's not a grand pass.
But...
I'm going to live on without forgetting my love for Saitama.
What's wrong?
I found a carrot star!
What's going on?
Actually, it seems like it was a game.
What do you mean?
The team that eats the only carrot star in their motsunabe wins.
That's what I heard!
While eating Russian motsunabe, we asked our seniors various questions. It was a game!
It was a game!
Everyone, do you remember this?
What is it?
Behind this match...
I really want to go to Nagoya's stadium and play!
Last week, the staff who came to the meeting became the script for HKT48!
The director also said that if you come to the stadium and play, you won't do anything bad.
But if you win the game, you can change the name of the show to "HKT48's World Mentai Girls", right?
That's right!
With that said, we'll be visiting the stadium soon, so please take care of us!
Please take care of us!
With that said, if you win the game...
You can change the title!
Unfortunately, the staff has been completely stripped of their jobs.
This time, it's all going to be HKT48's bring-it- in games!
Furthermore, if you win the game...
You'll be taken away with a sign...
And the title will go to "HKT48's World Mentai Girls"!
This is weird! This back!
Huh? Who?
The back! The back!
"World Mentai Girls"!
You too?
Challenger-san, you're the media TV's representative announcer...
Of course you have to listen to what you're told!
With that said, first is "HKT48's World Mentai Girls"!
Next is...
In the waiting room of "SKE48"...
There's a fairy dog that only pure-hearted people can see...
A fairy dog is living there!
HKT48's World Mentai Girls
Is there a fairy dog in the world?
Last week, in a battle without humanity,
"Hiroga Peak" and "iino men men"
Among them, there is an unexpected person whose fairy dog can be seen!
Good morning!
Wow! I've seen it before!
Amazing!
Why can you see it?
Eh? Why? Eh? Why can't you see it?
You couldn't see it last week!
Eh?!
Until last week, Matsumura couldn't see the fairy dog because she was desperate to use "gugutas" to get on it!
Now, with the general election results, what will she do?
I think my heart has become clean.
I can't believe it, so whatever!
Look! The one that was clean last week is now dull!
I don't want to go back! I don't want to go back!
Moreover, these girls who have always been here don't notice it at all!
I don't want to be like this!
Well, since you've seen it, I'll participate in the inspection game!
Yay! I'll do my best!
What kind of inspection is this dog?
Eh? Isn't it difficult?
Until now, I've been watching the broadcast, but it's difficult, isn't it?
Because I was hit by a member of Team E once!
Eh?! Wait a minute!
I made it a little difficult!
Eh?! Wait a minute!
One!
Bark!
Eh? Prairie dog?
That's not a dog!
It's not a dog, but it's like a monkey or a squirrel!
I don't know!
For you, Kao-tan, I'll specially...
Kao!
What is it?
It's not a name!
Yes!
It's not a name!
Let me hear it!
It can move in two directions
The answer is...
It can't do anything
Is it that kind of dog?
Then, let's ask the owner to show us
It can call a dog from a dog park in Okazaki
Thank you so much!
Check!
It's Bolzoi's Nukiya-chan!
Nukiya-chan!
It was difficult!
I'm very scared!
Bolzoi was a Russian-born large dog used for wolf hunting
By the way, does Bolzoi's name mean "shunbin" in Russian?
Kaotan smells a little, so...
Wait a minute! Why?
What's that smelly thing?
It's not clean.
I don't like it either, but I won't bite it!
It's getting closer!
Stop it!
The battle of humanity!
"ske48" versus "hkt48"!
Round 2!
Please call out the title for the next game!
Dot dot...
Game!
"ske48" versus "hkt48"!
Let me explain the game!
There are squares divided into 9 squares.
In each square, you have to fill in the dots with your dot.
This is the dot of "ske48" and this is the dot of "hkt48".
You have to fill in the dots within 3 seconds.
The one with the same number of dots wins.
This is just a round game, right?
No, it's not.
Who is "arakawa"?
Wait, who is "arakawa"?
"arakawa" has been active in Kyushu since the 1970s.
She is a multi-talented person and has advanced from "b" and "takeshi".
"arakawa" has been active in Kyushu since the 1970s.
She has been playing the role of "oyone baa" since then.
Thank you!
Mr. Batten Arakawa, when he went out for a drink with his juniors,
he had an expensive watch on his wrist so that he could go out at any time of the night when he didn't have enough money.
He's the type of person who comes and goes like "pirate", isn't he?
As expected of the S.Gio staff, they thought that with such a simple game like this, all three rounds would be drawn.
However, in order to respond to their cute suggestions, they dared to adopt this game.
As if mocking the staff's intentions, the game started unexpectedly from the first round.
Okay, let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're in first place!
Okay, "batten batten" game, start!
3...
2...
1...
3...
2...
1...
Ani-chan!
3...
2...
Mei-chan!
3...
2...
If you read it, you'll win, right?
That's right.
In the first round, HKT48 won!
In the second round, SKE-Mikkitty and HKT-Sayan.
These two, in fact...
Oita Prefecture match.
Same prefecture!
I'm also from Oita.
I'm from Nagoya.
Masaki.
First, let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Eto-chan will go first.
Oita Prefecture?
Yay!
I don't know!
Let the game begin!
3... 2... 1...
Yay!
I won!
3... 2... 1...
It doesn't count!
It's a draw!
Yay!
It's a draw!
It was an amazing match.
It's a draw!
The third match is between SKE-Kyon and HKT-Nerts.
These two also have something in common...
It's my birthday!
Your birthday is the same, right?
Oh, it's the same!
I was born on August 8th, 2008.
It's exactly the same.
We're the same age!
Then, let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yay!
Three, two, one.
You don't know up to here, do you?
No, not like that.
Not like that.
There, there.
Three, two, one.
Huh?
Ah!
One more time, please!
Three, two, one.
Huh?
Ah!
Um, Mr. Teppen.
Yes, yes.
Um, I've been wondering about this for a while now...
Go ahead, go ahead.
Mr. Batten Arakawa...
Yes, yes.
Um, I don't think he's from Hakata...
Yes.
I think he's from Kumamoto...
Ah, I see.
Why do you know that?
Um, I asked Kouami.
Ah!
Kouami knows everything!
Um, this conversation...
It's like a high school class.
We have brought you this program with the sponsorship of cmm.com.
I'm sure we'll get another hot one soon!
It's hot in this season.
That's right! Let's skip class in the afternoon and go to a hot spring at Takkonchi!
No, you idiot!
Our living room has a 50-degree cooler, so it's super cool!
See? I told you to hurry up.
Hey, guys...
Top heat insulation!
Who's there?
Power efficiency exercise!
Do you really need a 50-degree cooler?
That useless electricity is making heat insulation possible!
Hey, you stupid fairy!
We're the ones making the money, so it's up to us how we use it!
Don't you know that way of thinking is making heat insulation possible?
Ugh...
This is so annoying...
You should be more interested in the environment!
Hmm...
Oh, right! Do you know Goa Goa Gin?
I think Goa Goa Gin is...
Due to global warming, polar bears are taking up their habitat.
The cause of this warming is the death toll we cause!
Ah!
That's Goa Goa Gin, who's been so popular lately!
I'm working on environmental issues with him.
Would you like to go listen to what he has to say today?
Of course! I'm not blind when I'm famous!
Okay, I'll see you after school today. It's a promise!
Ah, so annoying...
And then...
What happened?
Huh? Where's Daco-chan?
It's so annoying and I can't stand it anymore!
Oh, that's right! It's me!
Ah, Goa Goa-san! Are you home now?
Muhahaha!
Humans are weak both on Earth and in the environment!
If you let them know about it, they'll immediately pay you back!
That's right! Nekko is an idiot, too!
She's not only being used for our money...
Nekko! Since when did you...
This is... Well, you know...
You bastard!
Nekko!
What is it, Sumire?
I think we can do it today!
Hm?
If you buy CO2 vouchers with money, your CO2 won't go down!
Take that!
Oh, you idiot!
If trading companies are so vocal, I'll punch you!
I'll punch you!
Huh? Why me?
Are you kidding me?!
Nekko, wait!
You're right. It was the worst when I heard "gwa- gwa".
Wow, Nekko's pretty good at answering, isn't she?
Look!
Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko, Nekko...
You taught me the meaning of life
You're a kind mother