AISubs v3.5
Let's go!
She's got a lot of energy.
She can even do tree sizes.
She's weighing herself.
That's not it!
She's an excited person.
It's not that dark today.
It's starting to fog up.
Hey!
It's a new challenge for the match.
The strongest team in the world will be decided tonight!
Let's start with the semi-final!
From now on, we will have a match of the semi- final profile death match.
In the blue corner, team K-2, Goto and Lisa!
In the red corner, researchers Imade and Mai!
Researchers Saito and Makiko!
The final match of "Sakai's Strongest Tag Team" has finally reached its semi-final.
The commentary will be done by Teppei-san.
The guest commentary will be done by team K-2, Ogiso-san.
The commentary will be broadcasted on live medium- sized TV, Obara.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, in this match, a quiz about one of the tag team members' profiles will be asked at random.
On the other hand, one of the tag team members will be the answerer and answer the quiz.
First of all, the team with three correct answers will win.
Semi-final, second match...
Fight!
First, a question for Goto Orisako-san.
How tall is Avil-san?
166cm!
Correct!
Amazing!
A question about Saito Makiko-san's profile.
When is Saito-san's birthday?
Isn't it good?
This is not a basic question.
I thought it was a quiz question.
June 28th!
This is interesting.
It's been a while since both teams showed their bonds.
Let's move on to the match point.
The question is...
Kansai Combination!
A question for Imade Mai-san.
What is Saito-san's favorite phrase?
Don't forget your first love.
Correct!
You won!
By the way, Ogiso-san's favorite phrase is...
Can you say it to the camera?
Love.
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait!
I can say everything about Orisako-san's profile!
I can say it, too!
Orisako-san was born in June...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
1982!
Congratulations!
1982!
Kansai Combination wins!
By referee Fuita...
The match is decided.
Yoshii, please tell us how frustrated you are.
It's not like I'm frustrated or anything like that.
It's really...
Yoshii, come out!
Yoshii? I don't want to come out!
Yoshii!
It's not like we're stupid or anything like that.
We can do it, so...
We know each other.
We can't do it, but...
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Anyway!
This time, we're going to grow up and admit our defeat!
Red Corner, Team K-2...
Yamada Reika!
Team K-2...
Wakabayashi Tomoka!
Red Corner, Team K-2...
Sato Seira!
Red Corner, Team K-2...
Sato Mieko!
Semi-final, second match...
Fight!
Yamada Reika-san's question.
How tall is Wakabayashi-san?
157cm!
Correct!
How tall is Sato Seira-san's bust size?
Correct!
Yamada Reika-san...
Yamada Wakabayashi-class wins.
How tall is Wakabayashi Tomoka-san's waist size?
59cm!
Correct!
Yamada Wakabayashi-class wins.
We would like to try a personal double-match.
Thank you!
It's a shame for them to leave like this.
That's right!
From the blue corner for the first time, Yamada Wakabayashi group enters the stage.
Team K-2, please!
They came out while promoting Team K-2.
From the red corner, Kansai duo enters the stage.
It's a little slippery from the start, but is it okay?
That's right, it was a little slippery.
When I looked in the sky, I thought my shoulders were heavy.
From now on, we will have a one-time time limitless death match.
It seems like it's a metal net death match.
I see.
For this match, each team will choose one hamaguri.
The chosen two hamaguris will be placed on top of one metal net and grilled.
As it is being grilled, the hamaguri will gradually open,
and the team that opens its mouth first is OUT!
The team that chooses a hamaguri with guts will win.
Famous hamaguris from various genres have gathered here.
I see.
There is also a big actress.
She has a luxurious face.
There is also a comedian who represents Japan.
There is also a MC Hammer.
I was the one who said "MC Hammer" during the match earlier.
Please choose a hamaguri!
Charlie Hammer!
She chose a comedian who represents the hamaguri world.
Then, Kansai duo...
Hamada Marisa!
It seems like a good match.
It seems like it.
Final match, one-time match!
Fight!
One, two...
Hot, hot, hot!
Hamaguri!
Now, it has begun.
Metal net death match with guts!
It's a hamaguri!
Some people may have seen this game before,
but it was arranged based on the metal net death match.
This is the original,
so please enjoy it as if you haven't seen it.
Hot, hot, hot!
Oh, Charlie Hammer! Charlie Hammer!
Isn't it better if it's a little hotter?
Didn't you wipe off the salt?
Charlie Hammer is here!
Will it go as it is?
Charlie Hammer is here!
Oh, he's wiping his chin!
This is already...
Will it go as it is?
Not yet, not yet.
Still, still.
Soy sauce, soy sauce!
Someone, prepare soy sauce!
Charlie, go!
But Mary-san, you're moving a lot!
Who do you think you are?
It seems like Mary-san's head is still open.
Ah!
Mary-san? Mary-san?
Mary, Mary, Mary...
Charlie!
Please send some English!
Now, Charlie! Charlie, hang in there!
Hang in there, Charlie!
Mary-san is working hard to wipe off the salt.
As expected of a multi-talent!
It smells good!
It's more like a quiz than a battle!
I think it's about even now.
I don't know about this.
Sato Mieko-san is...
towards the ring.
Yes, that's right.
At the end of this,
I think we'll all eat it deliciously.
That's good, isn't it?
Ah!
Hang in there, Charlie!
Wow, that was in an instant!
Wow, I'm surprised! It came all of a sudden!
Yeah!
Charlie said "thank you" in a flash!
That was impressive!
Hey, could we have a replay of that?
Yes, of course!
Ah! I see!
So that's what it was like!
And so, the winner is the best Kansai duo ever!
You will now receive your trophy!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Yeah!
It's time to say goodbye.
The commentary is by Teppei-san, and the guest commentary is by Ogiso-san.
The live streaming is by Obara on religious TV.
Well then, goodbye and see you later!
Bye!
Yeah!
Hey!
Call your dad and mom!
First grade! First grade! First grade!
First grade!
Don't panic, don't panic!
First day off, first day off!
First day off, second day off, third day off, fourth day off, fifth day off?
This program was brought to you by dmm.com.
In a certain city in a certain place, there is a shop where unknown idols go.
That shop suddenly appears in front of troubled idols and warmly welcomes them.
A mother with a wealth of life experience will solve their problems and offer a toast with the recommended juice.
Welcome.
Tonight, too, it's about time unknown idols come.
Yes!
I got it!
Yes!
Mama!
It's been a while!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
You do it, too!
Come on, don't overdo it and imitate your aunt!
I don't feel good!
You always do that, Hondara!
Huh?
You always do that!
I understand.
You always do that!
I can still do it! Erica's power!
Erica-san!
Come in, come in!
Have a seat!
It's been a while!
We didn't have any customers today, so we hid Yuria a little while ago.
Oh, I'm sorry!
That's too bad!
I should have come again!
That's right!
Who is this?
This is my junior, Erica!
Erica-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
And this person!
Mama Ogi!
I'm serious!
I'm not Mama Ogi!
I get it! I get it!
Nice to meet you! I'm Shiori!
I'm not Mama Ogi!
I get it! I won't forgive you even if it's the first time!
I get it! I get it!
I'm Shiori's mama!
That's right! Call me Shiori's mama!
But mama!
What's wrong?
We have similar concerns!
What's wrong?
Can you tell me?
Yes!
That concern is...
She's really popular with the members...
She's too popular...
I don't think she's like a girl anymore!
Well, it's a long story, so I'll go back to it!
See! She really understands!
Being a girl is...
Well...
Actions...
But also...
Um...
Things you have...
And...
Underwear...
Underwear is also related, mama!
Is that so?
That's right!
But...
Not only underwear, but also clothes, too!
Clothes, too!
What kind of clothes are you wearing?
As I thought!
I only wear things I bought on sale!
Isn't that a little manly?
I wonder if it is!
That's right!
As I thought!
If you're a girl...
You go check it out right after it's released!
That's right! I also wear cute clothes!
Oh!
That's right!
I usually wear cat ears...
Oh!
That's right!
Oh!
That's amazing!
Yeah!
You haven't changed at all!
That's right!
I do that kind of thing!
For example...
How should I act like a girl?
That's right!
Um...
Are you wearing underwear today?
That's right!
I wonder if you're wearing light-colored clothes today?
That's right!
As I thought...
It's a little tight...
That's right!
I didn't think it would suit you, mama!
I'm sorry!
But...
That's right!
Shall we go shopping together next time?
Yeah!
Sounds good!
Um...
The shopkeeper's...
Shopkeeper's...
Do you have one?
Yeah!
The shopkeeper's camera!
I'm a woman!
I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
I'm a woman, but I'll buy you some.
I'll take you out for free.
I don't make money for free.
Well... well... being a woman is hard work.
It's hard work.
It's a woman's lifelong task.
I feel like you're better at it than me.
No, no, no. We have the same life experience.
It's been a job for a long time.
How do you speak?
That's right, well...
If I were to say it in a basic way...
Erika-chan, you don't say things like "you", do you?
I do say things like that.
I don't think that's a good thing.
Saying things like "you" properly...
You.
That's right. Or "you."
You.
Or "me."
Me.
Um...
Using polite words...
Like, "Erika, you're ugly," or "you're ugly."
You're ugly.
For example, if you were to seal off "smash"...
Erika, smile.
Or...
I think that's fine, but...
You don't want to change it?
I don't want to change it.
Then, let's see how you do "Erika, smash."
Let's do it like a girl.
That's right. Um...
Lower "tosu."
And?
Raise "ashiho."
Like this.
A little bigger, okay?
Let's make it so that the skirt is left-handed.
You can still do it! Erica's power! Erica Smile!
Huh? But it looks like it's okay. Like it's safe.
Yeah, I think that's good.
Like this? Yeah, like that.
So you can run like this.
Like this? Yeah, like that. You can try it like that.
You've learned a lot! Yeah, really.
Mom, you're awesome!
Make sure you check your fashion history.
Make sure you wear clothes like a cat's collar.
Okay!
Got it!
Come again!
I'll come again!
Really!
So next time, let's talk together, the four of us!
Yeah! I'll say that to Yuria, too!
And to the bartender, too!
Erica Smile!
Please take care of me!
Really! But thank you for coming again!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
Be careful!
Don't be so mean at night!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
It feels so good to be with you, Mom!
Yeah!
I bought these clothes for sale, too.
You might have seen a snack before.
♪ "I'll give it to you" I said with love ♪
"I'll give it to you" I said with love ♪
Heavy...
W-what?!
You look like a gal right now, but...
Why?! Why are you covered in a bucket and standing?!
If you'd just lend me your underwear!
Hey! Don't stare at me like that!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Um... I'm covered in a bucket, so I just...
A bucket?!
You have a weird hairstyle.
What's with this woman?! This is so annoying!
You're the one with that curly hair. It's weird.
Disgusting!
Bye-bye, potato girl!
Hey! Hey! I can't see anything!
It's a hundred years too early for a potato to resist a princess due to her existence!
I transferred from L.A. with my dad's pension!
They call me Minami Kurihashi!
Everyone, call me Minami, okay?!
Minami, you're so cute!
You're too slow!
Minami, look over here!
You really grabbed the hearts of the potato girls, didn't you?
No matter where you go, I'm still a princess!
In the end, you're nothing but pests!
You're my potatoes!
Minami!
At least bow down to me!
Kurihashi-san?
I hope you'll be our health care worker for this season!
Y-yes!
Hey, did you hear? She's going to be a health care worker...
Really?! Minami, you're so cute!
Oh, that dark cave...
Yes, yes!
Okay, Kurihashi-san!
Please clean up the health care room after school!
What? What is this pile of garbage?!
Potatoes and magazines...
Ugh, what a pain!
Why do I have to do all of this?!
It's all poop! Poop!
Yay! My house!
No, no, no!
No tea, no potatoes, no plushies, no everything!
You're right!
Look, Aya-chan must have cleaned it up herself and forgotten about it!
I'll kill you if you don't clean it up!
Wait, wait, wait!
I was with you all along, right?!
You were, right?! You were, right?!
Listen to me!
Kill me!
That woman...
Isn't she Kisa's bucket gal?!
Is she really enjoying herself like this?!
I mean, what?
Just because you don't have anything of your own anymore doesn't mean you can blame your friends!
What a terrible potato you are!
Damn it!
I'm going to find Anne and stick my finger in her skin!
- Her skin?! - I'm going to tear her mouth apart!
No matter what it is, we can't let that potato gal find it!
It's a proof-destroyer teheran kappa!
This looks just like the Frenchman who used it in L.A.
This isn't the time to make memories with the Frenchman!
Proof-destroyer, proof-destroyer!
Huh? What is it?
Potato gal!
This is so exciting!
Shabosha...
By the way, what are you doing with my treasure?
Oh, well...
As a nurse, I'm trying to throw away the trash in the nurse's office...
Trash?!
Are you trying to say that my treasure is trash?!
I'm throwing it away!
No way!
I was just told by my teacher to introduce it as a nurse...
Let me talk to you...
My teacher has nothing to do with it!
- You're pretty good. - You too.
You have soft hands.
You have soft hands too.
Hey, let go of my hand!
You too, let go of it!
If you don't, I'll get closer to you.
That's my line!
Aya-chan!
Did you find Tengo or something?
Huh? Aya-chan, did you just say something?
Darn it! I can't find him! I'll go look for someone else!
I need to clean up the nurse's office!
Why are you here?!
Because I'm a nurse... Aya-chi.
Don't call me "Aya-chi"! Um, you know...
Call me Minami.
Who told you to call me that?!
And so, Minami Kurihashi became a hot topic among girls at the theme park!
And so, what happened to Minami Kurihashi?
One, two, three, four!
No, it's really amazing, but it's still a girl's everyday life.
No cut, I can't broadcast it. Ready, cut, I'll tell you a secret.
One-way.
Overdrive.
High school.
This is paradise.
One, two, three, four!
In a short month and a half, that night market will be reopened.
Paradise.
Ta-dah!
What are you excited about?