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SKE48's world uniform girls one-off final!
Tonight's "S" show...
For more details, please watch it later.
Today, we have Rina Matsumoto's "Suberanai Hanashi",
Teppei-san for commentary,
and Yuka Nakanishi for guest commentary.
Thank you for joining us!
Thank you for having me.
How was it?
I was really looking forward to it.
Me too.
You couldn't sleep last night, could you?
That's right.
How about you, Nakanishi-san?
Well...
I think we all have a lot of experience.
I'd like you to show us what you're capable of.
Who are these girls?
They're the girls I chose.
Really?!
You chose them?
They're the girls you chose?
The girls you chose?
Yes.
They're here.
Shall we get started?
Can we?
Can I ask the staff for some freedom?
That was too much freedom.
You hit the mic.
Shall we?
I'll roll the dice.
That's not fair!
The dice...
You can do it.
You made the dice yourself, didn't you?
Yes!
The staff must have had a hard time.
"IGUCHI" (outlet)
Yes, well, it was New Year's Day the other day, wasn't it?
Every year, my family and I go back to my grandmother's house.
My grandmother's house is in the countryside, and it's very cold.
It's colder than Antarctica.
And my grandmother told me to turn on the heater.
You know, there's an air conditioner in a high place like this, right?
I turned it on, and it was cold, so I thought I'd hit it directly.
And when I hit it like this, my grandmother said...
You're close to the air conditioner.
And...
That's all.
So...
The top batter is "IGUCHI" (outlet)
Is this how it's going to be?
This time, it's Rina Matsumoto's "slippery story".
Oh, it's not "slippery story", it's "boring story", isn't it?
It's getting there.
It's getting boring.
This time, we'll show you a lot of such "boring stories".
Everyone should have a "slippery story".
It should be interesting no matter who hears it or how many times you hear it.
Tonight's program is...
Rina Matsumoto's "slippery selection"
A simple program that only tells interesting stories.
The members who will present "slippery stories" are...
Rina Matsumoto.
Ririna Akaeda.
Makiko Saito.
Risako Goto.
Haruka Mano.
Kaneko Shiori.
Sakai Mei.
Kobayashi Ami.
Isohara Kyoka.
Mizuno Honoka.
Inuchi Shiori.
Of course, everything they say is true.
And so, the title has also been changed.
Rina Matsumoto's "Shimalanai Hanashii".
I'll do my best again.
Let's go.
Yes.
Really?
It came out.
Matsumoto.
This is a bit of an emperor today, isn't it?
That's right.
Well, I'm a third year high school student, so I have a test.
And at that time, the test is very serious, isn't it?
And I dropped my eraser.
And if you drop your eraser, you don't know who you can rely on.
So you can't call me "teacher" and you don't think you should speak up.
So I made a sudden decision and said, "Mom!"
And even after I got my tea, I couldn't play with anyone and I couldn't say anything.
On the contrary, I was lonely.
In the end, did you get your eraser back?
In the end, I got it back properly.
Did you get your eraser back?
I got it back.
And that's it.
That's impressive.
She's a really quiet pretty girl, though.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
It's not closed, is it?
Is it okay?
Here we go.
The other day, we went to AKB's handshake party on the afternoon and two days.
If you go to Tokyo for two days, you will stay at a hotel, right?
When we stay at a hotel, we always go to the bathroom together.
- We are... I'm sorry. Who? - We are...
- Are we all different? - What?
- We've never been in a bathroom? - What?
- You've never been in a bathroom? - What's that?
- We are in a team. - Oh, you're a team.
We always go in together.
Even if we say we go to the bathroom, we go to the hotel's small room.
The highest record is six people going in.
- We all stand in line. - Oh, my God!
- How did you know? - The other day, we happened to be in a small room.
It was a cold bath, wasn't it?
I couldn't do it.
So I called the front desk and said, "Let's find a bathhouse."
I called and asked, "Is there a bathhouse nearby?"
They said, "Yes, there is."
- Eight of us. - Eight of you.
- You were with me. - Eight of you.
We went to the bathhouse.
When we got there...
First of all, we didn't have towels.
We thought we had towels, but we didn't have them.
So we borrowed two of those towels...
...the bathhouse's towels and the bathhouse's bath towels...
...and we all...
- Washed them? - Washed them?
It was like a small bathhouse in a small town.
There were a lot of regular old ladies.
We were floating around.
Even though we said we wanted to warm up...
...we quickly took a bath...
...and in about 15 minutes...
...under a cold sky...
...with our hair wet...
...we all went back home.
- Her silence is unique. - That's right.
- Wasn't it long? - Not really.
But on the other hand...
...she can speak in such a small voice...
...in such a small space...
...that's amazing.
I mean...
...it's her arm.
- It's scary. - It's scary.
- That means... - Yes?
...team E knows most people's body composition?
- That's right. - That's right.
- But... - But...
- Matsuri is still young... - She's still young...
- She's still interested in that stuff. - She's still interested in that stuff.
Let's go to the next one.
Oh! Akaeda!
The other day, I had a dream.
I was writing my high school diploma in my dream.
- She's a third year middle school student. - And...
Suddenly, my teacher said, "Hey, Akaeda, why are you writing your diploma?"
And I was like, "Huh?"
And she said, "Because you're studying at Tokyo University, you can't write your diploma."
- "Huh? But, teacher, I'm stupid." - There?
The professor of Tokyo University said, "I want to use your bad speech and do an experiment to improve your speech."
- "So you shouldn't go to high school, but go to college." - That's nice.
And I was like, "Am I this bad at speaking?"
- Huh? - What do you want to say?
Am I this bad at speaking?
- That's all we can say for now. - That's right.
- That's all. - Scary! Scary! Scary!
- This is a high school technique that doesn't end. - I see.
- The story doesn't end. - Yeah.
- The people around me don't know where it ended. - It's from "SKE48"'s "Bakashiten no...", right?
- The other day, I said "I got a really good score in Japanese", and it was 45 points. - Oh...
- 45 points for a good score... - Yeah...
- It's so annoying, you know? When you use this. - What?
- Everyone, please raise your hands. Who wants to show it? - We finally made a sample...
- Even though we don't have any stars yet... - That's right... The stage director is crying. - Who wants to talk about it?
- Me...
- Ah...
- Why?! - She wants to talk about it, huh? - Wait...!
- Seriously?! - She wants to talk about it, right?!
- She was quite enthusiastic, right? - Yes. - That's why she wanted to talk about it, right?
- I'm sorry. - You're wrong. It was the site's email...
- I don't care about anything. - Please show it to us later. - Okay, Yuki!
- Yes. - Yes.
This season, it snows, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
There's a lot of snow piled up in my garden.
It's piled up like this.
I was hungry, so I collected only the top part and put it on a plate.
And I put syrup on it and ate it as an ice cream.
No way!
I've never eaten it.
It's dirty.
I was so shocked that I did the same thing.
No way!
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious.
That's all.
I didn't expect it.
Matsumoto-san's catchphrase is "I want you to look at me in a soft mode."
Your talk was also soft.
It's like snow.
That's right.
Don't eat snow, Yui-kun.
That's right.
It's like you're eating garbage.
What's next?
Kyoshu?
That's weird!
Shall we go?
I think fashion is patience.
It's cold now, but I'm wearing a miniskirt and shoulders out.
That's weird!
It's like I'm in the city.
My grandfather and other couples have been staring at me and listening to me.
That's weird!
I was wondering what it was.
I was wondering if this outfit was the cause of it.
It's grassy and grassy grass.
I'm sorry.
This is the funniest part.
It was funny today.
I went home and wore a gray jersey and spent half a day.
I want to look fashionable, too.
How do I end it?
That came up again.
It's boring and I ask myself how I should end it.
It's a little reversed.
That's right.
So...
Shokono?
Talk to me, Shokono!
Shokono?
Mizuno-san!
I'm Aiken's Shin-chan.
This is funny.
I'll tell you about it.
I'm Aiken's French Bulldog,
Shin-chan.
He's very laid back.
On cold days,
he's always in front of the heater.
One day,
Shin-chan came back from a walk.
He ran and ran
and ran in front of the heater.
From Shin-chan's buttocks area,
there's steam coming out.
I thought it was dangerous,
so I dodged it,
but it was burning.
It was super hot.
It was super hot,
and my hair was a little messy.
Did you get burned?
I didn't get burned, but I got bald.
But he didn't notice it.
What?
Did you live in a hospital?
That's right.
You laughed by yourself.
That's right.
It's okay to laugh by yourself,
but it's a waste of information.
It's a waste of information.
If it had come out,
it would have been a little more troublesome.
It was a little more troublesome.
Next,
I'd like to talk about Meimei.
Last year, 2011,
December 25th, Christmas,
it was snowing.
I wanted to play with Risako.
I wanted to go to an amusement park.
But it was snowing,
so the rides stopped.
There was a big shopping center.
I went shopping there,
ate,
and took pictures.
It was fun.
That's all.
No way!
Miki?
Meimei?
I was bored and looked at her.
I was bored.
I was bored and looked at her.
It's a very basic method
in a boring story.
It's a very basic method
in a boring story.
It's a very basic method
in a boring story.
You showed us a great technique.
Thank you.
How about you, Nakanichi-san?
What I find most interesting
is the face of this other girl.
I hope you'll sometimes take it off.
Next, Nakanichi-san!
Can you tell us about your story?
That's right!
Last year,
We were playing a game where we weren't supposed to laugh.
We didn't laugh at each other, but suddenly...
Suddenly, Hata said "fufu" next to me.
Hey, you laughed just now, didn't you, Shark?
No, I've never laughed before.
Never laughed before...
Kaseifu's Hata?
That's all.
Wasn't it wonderful?
As expected of a guest commentary,
Nakanishi-san's story...
Well, how was it?
It was tight.
It was tight, wasn't it?
It was tight.
No, well...
Um...
The person next to me may be coughing.
Scary!
Well, around here...
Let's talk about funny stories around Igu-sama.
Igu-sama?
It's winter now,
doesn't your skin get dry?
Doesn't your skin get dry?
That's right.
Since I was little, my skin has been really dry.
It's been really dry.
So I changed my makeup to something less irritating.
And then...
I don't know why, but...
My skin started peeling off from around my face.
What?!
What's wrong?!
I'm worried!
You're always like that.
You always surprise me.
You always have a good face, Igu-sama.
I was worried!
I asked my mom if I was okay.
She said, "You're a tapir!"
And I thought I might be an animal.
That's all.
I'm glad that Mizuno-san, who is the same height as you, is worried about you.
I'm glad you're really worried about me.
It's been conveyed to me.
I laughed the most today.
As a twin tower.
It's not just that expression.
I feel like, "I did it."
January 25th.
For new song PR, SKE goes around the city's TV and radio stations.
The stupid staff go with them to study each song's work style.
They go around five songs and fifteen programs in one day, thanks to the famous TV.
It's the eighth single and final.
It will be released today.
Furuka-san, do you have a variety of jackets?
Yes, I do.
This time, there are seven kinds of jackets in all.
Seven?!
After "Lodesca", there is the popular program of "cbc radio".
When you say you can feel life response, you open the lid and these three vivid life forms come out.
Hello!
How many members are there in SKE-4?
Almost!
What do you mean "almost"?
One more left!
After this, they will appear in "Nagaoka" and "Sayupara" and promote their new song!
Next, the members will appear in "Toukai Radio"
Other members will join in and promote their new song in their own programs!
It's not "Sayupara"!
One-sided Final Release Commemorative Special Version!
Begins now!
Speaking of the current situation in the studio...
2, 4, 6...
Um... 11 people...
My breathing is getting harder...
Radio listeners, let me tell you what's going on...
Right now, there is a coverage of "Chukyo Televi"
Yes, that's right.
This is broadcasted on Chukyo Televi on January 30th, Monday night.
This is a coverage of SKE-48 "World Conqueror Girl"
That's right!
And now, "Super" who is famous in "Weekly Magazine"!
"Super" is also here with us today!
"Super"'s cameraman is here!
Don't be shy and film him!
"Morning Terrace", "Nago Music", "Yurisunu", "Shiny Morning", "Yamaura Fukaya"
"Sunny Day", "Nene from above and below", "m-slee" and "Appeared on old programs"
"TOKAI RATION" is putting in their effort!
Next is "fmih"
What's this!?
In the studio, there is a TV camera.
What's this!?
Well, we appear in a Chinese TV program called "World's First Women in Clothing".
Oh my, Kuro-chan is there too!
After 6pm, they went to a Chinese TV program.
They stayed there for a day and studied for each song.
In fact, they didn't have anything to ask.
In fact, when I was in 6th grade, I'm a little fat now, but I used to be a little thinner in the past.
There is an athletic meet.
Athletic meet is a kiba match and you are placed on top of each other.
At first, we all took hats off in a kiba match.
The remaining people played a one-on-one match.
Then it became about ten-on-ten.
I'll go first.
I defeated all ten of them by myself.
Can you do it?
The best promotion we can do is listening to their songs recorded in the studio.
Here you go!
♪ You're so close to me, but I'm so far away ♪
♪ I casually run at your gaze ♪
♪ I was worried about you ♪
♪ At the cafeteria under the spring sun ♪
♪ We happened to be at the same table ♪
♪ As if our hearts had solidified ♪
♪ We couldn't speak to each other ♪
♪ It was me ♪
♪ I like you, I like you ♪
♪ Ever since the first time we met ♪
♪ More than anyone else in my memory ♪
♪ I'm proud of you and you asked me strongly ♪
♪ I like you, I like you ♪
♪ I've been hiding it all this time ♪
♪ Today I'll stand up ♪
♪ Shall I confess my love? Finally ♪
♪ Someday I'll be more than you ♪
♪ I've always kept it in my heart ♪
♪ My love for you ♪
♪ I've finally realized it ♪
♪ I like you, I like you ♪
♪ Ever since the first time we met ♪
♪ More than anyone else in my memory ♪
♪ I'm proud of you and you asked me strongly ♪
♪ I like you, I like you ♪
♪ I've been hiding it all this time ♪
♪ Today I'll stand up ♪
♪ Shall I confess my love? Finally ♪
♪ I like you, I like you ♪
♪ Finally I'll tell you ♪
Finally I'll tell you ♪
It's an anime holiday, you know!
I went back to my parents' house, you know...
So, this boring story will continue someday...
Please look forward to it!