AISubs v3.5
♪ Galileo is the summer wrapped around the star of the emerald ♪
The world's smallest American joke ultra quiz!
After a week of waiting, it's quiz time!
No matter what comes your way, use your intelligence, stamina and luck of the moment to break through!
This is the world's wall!
Michael and Yuka's USA team will win with an American joke!
Birds don't fly in America!
The world's smallest American joke ultra quiz!
Are you okay with that?
The next quiz showdown is about to begin!
Next up is...
American common sense ultra quiz!
The American representative will quiz everyone about American common sense.
The S.K.E. team will choose one of the red and blue envelopes with questions in it.
They will answer in a quick quiz format and if everyone can answer within 10 questions, they will win!
First question!
Captain!
Sarah!
Yes!
Jane!
Blue!
Jane's blue!
Blue!
Jane's blue!
Correct!
Jane's blue!
Correct!
Yay!
This is huge!
What do you call this?!
The common sense ultra quiz quiz!
You're all familiar with it, right?!
The number of questions has decreased, so I'll put it in here.
No!
You said you wanted to do this, didn't you?
Yes, I wanted to do it.
Now, let's get back on track.
Sarah-san.
Yes!
Please choose one more time.
I don't like it if I'm wrong again, so I'll go with red.
OK, Michael-san.
Michael-san, red.
OK, here's the question.
Who is the current 44th President of the United States?
It's Kayaoshi!
You're the 43rd!
President Obama.
Yes!
Please stand in the back.
Everyone, hang in there!
This is hard!
You said you're the 44th, didn't you?
Current...
It's kind of hard!
Let me do it again.
OK, Kayaoshi-san!
Please choose the next question.
Then, David-san's...
Blue.
Here you go.
David-boo.
Speaking of the king of Hawaii, who is it?
What is it? What is it?
Hawaii's...
Hawaii's king?
Kamehameha.
Next, Akaeda-san, please choose.
Deriva-san's "Akaeda's Red".
Red, please.
Here is the question.
Who invented the light bulb and the telephone?
Who is America's inventor?
Takayagi-san!
Edison!
There are 7 questions left, so 1 of them is correct.
- There's still a chance of getting it wrong, right? - There's still a chance of getting it wrong, not at all.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Look, calm down!
- Okay, then, Sarah, please choose. - Yes!
- Cory-san's red! - Cory-san's red!
Here's the question.
Say it!
How many cents is one dollar?
What's a cent?!
- How much would one dollar be? - That's right, that's right.
10 cents!
How much is it?!
I'm a hurricane, Joe!
Okay, then, Akaira-san, please choose. Whose name is it?
- Jane-san's blue! - Okay, here's the question.
- Oh, okay! - Alright!
Easy question!
Very, very easy!
Who was the king of pop who died two years ago?!
Pop?!
Michael Jackson!
Four people have passed through, and only Akaera- san is left!
Will she be able to win?!
There are only five questions left!
- Okay, then, Cory-san's blue! - Cory-san's blue!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You can do it! You really can do it! - You can do it, Akaira-san!
Okay, then, here's the question.
What is an American currency?
- Blue! - Blue!
- It's the easiest one! - It's the easiest one!
- It's out! - Yes, it's out!
Please tell us the answer!
- Who?! - Who?!
- Oh, it's 6 cents! - Oh, it's 6 cents!
- Calm down, calm down! - Rima-san's blue!
- Rima-san's blue is blue! - It's okay, you can do it!
- It's easy...
- Here's the question. - Let's go!
- Who discovered the Americas continent? - Impossible! Impossible!
We'll send it to you via www.emm.com.
Fast-forwarded American Ultra Quiz!
Four people have made it through, only Akaeda is left!
- Who discovered the Americas continent? - Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
- Who discovered the Americas continent? - Recently!
- What did he do for society? - Recently!
Recently!
- Recently? - Yes!
- Nice! - But there are a lot of people who don't know!
- You don't know, right? - See?
- Okay, everyone who knows, let's say it out loud. - Columbus!
Yes, correct!
The correct answer is red branches. There are only 3 questions left.
Where is the capital of the United States of America?
Washington, D.C.
Finally, with a win over everyone in the world, SKE selection wins!
A final round is about to begin!
Yes, it was fun!
The "American Normal Ultra Quiz" is over and SKE selection has won 1 win and the representative of the United States has won 1 win!
Thank you very much!
Now, in this tense situation, what kind of quiz will be waiting for you at the end?
The game that will decorate the end is...
Tengu!
The next match is a game of competing for nose height!
Each team will select 3 representatives!
Measure your nose height and the one whose total is closer to 10cm will win!
SKE, I don't think you can do it!
But you all have high noses!
No, but we can't do it!
Then, let's do it!
Instead of a handy cap, let's give you a nose cap!
What is it?
The SKE team can add one person from the back of Hinadan and make it four people!
That's right! We have to do that much!
Because we have high noses!
That's right!
No, look!
It's not high!
Then, who will be your assistant?
What should we do?
Oh, right! Kin-chan, you're always doing this to make your nose higher, right?
Yes, I've been doing this for about 3 months now.
Kaneko-san, will you do it?
But it's closer to 10cm.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's not like you can do it if it's 7cm.
If it's closer to 10cm, I don't mind if it's too high.
Then, around there...
Around Tomomiya...
That's why I was wearing a microphone!
Why did you do that?
I didn't think you'd do it.
Then, I'll do it.
The competition will start once they put on their jackets!
Starting with the American representative, who will go first?
First, let's earn some money.
Let's earn some money.
So, Corey!
By the way, this device is for measuring noses.
It's called "Eagle Sum".
The height is...
It's going up!
20cm!
4.02cm!
That's amazing!
I'll do it!
Who will go first?
If you're tall, you can't put on your nose.
I'll do it!
Is your nose high enough?
It's not enough.
Can you bring me a longer bed?
3.16cm!
You did it!
There is no difference of even 1cm!
Nice nose! Nice nose! Nice nose!
Who will go for 6cm more?
Shall we go for Jane? Jane!
Jane is a little high, isn't she?
Let's go over 10cm!
All of a sudden?
It's high! It's high! It's high!
Here we go! 3.53cm!
American nose! American team! American nose!
Then Sarah will go!
Let's go for 10cm more!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Why are you looking at me like that?
3.05cm!
Let's see how it went in the middle of the race.
Both teams finished in 2nd place with good scores.
Oh, American team is moving!
David with a low nose seems like he is going to win.
2.5cm!
Relax!
2.5cm!
This is a good spot! Shall we go for it?
Make it longer!
Here we go!
2.95cm!
It's pretty close!
I think it's about 10.5cm!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Don't put it on! - Don't put it on!
The SKE line has 3.79cm left.
- Isn't it better if it's lower? - Yeah, it's really low.
- It's too low! - It's too low!
- But the ogissa has smaller flowers. - The ogissa has smaller flowers.
- The flowers are bigger.
- Okay, let's decide! - Okay, let's decide!
- Okay, ogissa! - Okay, ogissa!
- Ogissa has smaller flowers. - Is it okay?
- It's 1cm! - It's 1cm!
- It's 2.13cm. - It's 2.13cm!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's really low! - It's really low!
- Wow, ogissa is really considerate! - Yeah, he is.
- But in order to win, you need lower flowers. Where can you find them?
- Can I choose from the sides of the flowers? - The sides?
- The sides of the flowers? - The sides of the flowers?
- Or we can have Hinatan pick again? - Yeah.
- I like manatsu. - Manatsu?
- I like manatsu. - I like manatsu!
- I feel like we have a complicated choice. - It's complicated.
- The members will pick. - Okay.
- The members will pick. - Thank you!
- I'll leave it to you. - Okay.
- Okay, I'll go with 1.6cm. - Okay.
Everything is entrusted to the incredible Malasta's nose.
Good, good!
I get it at this point.
That's fine!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
This is honest!
It's still going!
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News! S-K-E's events!
In the park, Kato Tomoko, who is always herself, will tell you!
It's a topic of December's birthday.
I will tell you about these five people's birthdays.
Furukawa Airi-san, who has already celebrated her birthday,
has passed away, but please tell us about your aspirations.
Aspirations? Well, I'm 22 years old now.
I need to be more sexy, but the older members are sexier,
so I want to aim for more and more sexiness.
Thank you for your wonderful comments!
Then, Hara-san, who will be celebrating her birthday on December 24th!
Hara-san, December 24th is your birthday,
and one anniversary is wasted, but it's not a waste, is it?
That's not true! On December 24th and 25th, I get cakes in a row,
so the fridge is full of cakes!
I don't know if it's good or bad, but...
Thank you for your wonderful comments!
News! S-K-E's events!
Kato Tomoka, who has recovered from her finger injury, has brought you this program!
I'm 12-year-old Narumi Ichi from Aichi Prefecture.
I want to practice facial expressions and dancing
so that I can go to the park as soon as possible.
I'm 17-year-old Tsugumi Iwana from Gifu Prefecture.
I want to be in a unit like Linville-don or Nagisa-no-cherry.
I'm from Aichi prefecture. I was born in 2000 and I'm a sixth grader. I'm 11 years old and my name is Naigo Yuna.
I'm the youngest member of SKE and I'm still not good at dancing, but my smile and energy are as good as anyone else's! I'll do my best!
I'm Risa Ogina from Aichi prefecture and I'm 12 years old and I'm a first year middle school student.
I like to say funny things and make people laugh, so I'll do my best to make people smile! Thank you!
I'm Risa Ogina and I'm 15 years old and I'm a first year high school student and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I want to form a unit with Iguchi-san and other members who are tall.
I'm Nanako Suga and I'm 15 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I think I can meet a lot of people while doing entertainment activities, so I'd like to meet a lot of people and talk about various things.
I'm Nidori Sayaka and I'm 17 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I'm the oldest member of Sayaka sisters from Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka and Hakata.
I'll do my best to make people think that Sayaka from Nagoya is also amazing!
I'll do my best!
I'm 19 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I will try my best to cherish every meeting and every day with everyone I can meet in the future.
I'm 16 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture. Nice to meet you.
I'm good at mechanical gymnastics.
And I'm good at playing with little kids and putting babies to bed.
I'm Haruka Tomura. I'm 15 years old and I'm a third year junior high school student. I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I want to make a lot of people smile when they see me smile.
I'm Nao Furuhata and I'm 15 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I want to be able to support and help my fans as much as I can.
I'm Miyamaya Mi and I'm 14 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I want to work hard so that I can be recognized by my seniors as soon as possible.
I'm Mizuho Yamada and I'm 14 years old and I'm from Aichi prefecture.
I will work hard with a bright smile.
And I like rabbits, so thank you in advance.
SKY48 will be sung by all members.
Have you made up your mind?
SKY48, come and meet us here.
We love you!
Please come and join us!
Oh, Haruka-chan, you caught a cold?
I was doing some research without turning on the stove yesterday.
Oh, well, it can't be helped.
Ah! It's warm and nice to stay here!
It's warmer than I thought it would be.
The final round is to measure the height of the flowers and get a total of 10cm closer!
The final challenger will decide the outcome of the match!
The flowers on the other side!
Everything is entrusted to the flowers on the other side of the marathon!
That's good!
Can you tell from this angle?
That's good!
A little more! A little more!
It's decided!
The height of the flowers on the other side of the marathon is...
2.2cm!
Unfortunately, America wins!
With that said, it's a very close match!
The winner of this match is...
USA! USA! USA!
And the MVP of this match is...
David!
USA! USA! USA!
And the MVP of this match is...
David!
And the MVP of this match is...
David!
Burger!
Looks good!
This match will be talked about as "thank you, Michael" later.
See you next week!
Next Week
We received opinions from the show.
What?!
We love late-night shows and watch a lot of them.
But still, the bad jokes in this show are too much.
We sincerely accept this situation and would like to make use of it for future shows.