AISubs v3.5
Summer wrapped around my waist
Reflecting the color of the sea
SKE48's world uniform jockey!
Go for it, Nippon!
This time, our opponent is...
Oh my!
Finally!
The U.S. national team!
Go for it!
Actually, since this is a historic match,
we have a very special guest as a representative of the U.S.
Yes.
She's an amazing person.
I really respect her.
Yes.
She's a straight-up loser.
Yes.
Now, let's welcome her!
Hello!
Anyway...
Today, we really came all the way to Nagoya...
Thank you very much!
Are you teppei?!
Nippon!
Go for it!
On MTV's "VJ" we have teppei's senior, Michael Tomioka!
Huh? Wait a minute, what's with that reaction?
Don't tell me... Huh? No way...
You all know him of course, right?
Huh? Huh?
Isn't that a little too casual of a reaction?
I'm sorry!
Then, could you please introduce yourself?
Is it alright?
Is it alright? Please!
Welcome to the United States of America!
First of all, please welcome this person...
Ladies and gentlemen, representing the U.S.A., United States of America...
First of all, let me introduce the team...
From Texas, Greenberg River!
From Minnesota, Beach Coney!
From North Carolina, Pontage!
From Hawaii...
Konnichiwa!
[Singing in Hawaiian]
Aloha!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
All right!
I'm your team captain! Born in New York City, New York...
50 years old and single!
Michael Sheridan, a.k.a. Michael Tomioka, nice to meet you!
50 years old and single!
Wow! Have you ever been so excited about introducing yourself?!
And you're Michael Tomioka!
Michael Anthony Sheridan!
Sheridan!
Yes! American nationality!
50 years old and single! That surprised me!
What can I hide from you? My English is excellent!
Here are today's selection members!
Pay attention to the first-time appearance of the studio!
No matter what you say, the first-time appearance of the studio has a very large selection!
- Ms. Onoka Izumo, it's your first time in a studio, right? - Nice to meet you!
- It's super large! - It's huge!
- If you don't pull it out, you won't be able to get a sense of how big it is.
- How tall are you? - I'm 171 cm.
- Wow, but you have a small face. It's a nice style. - You look like a model.
- How are you feeling today? - I'd like to enjoy it!
- It's super large! - With Onoka's ability and anger, it's finally a confrontation!
- Do you want to go to New York?! - Yeah!
- No matter what you do, do you want to go to New York?! - Yeah!
- Aren't you afraid of bus games?! - Yeah!
- By the way... - Isn't that a generation difference?
- Don't you know what it is?! - We don't know!
- You don't know?! - What?!
- If you say "America" of a war country, it's "America Jordan Ultra Quiz", right?!
- This time, I really wanted to do it, so I couldn't help it.
- I'd like to do this project. Mr. Maiko, please give me the title call! - I'll do it!
- The world's smallest "America Jordan Ultra Quiz"! - Yeah!
- The world's smallest "America Jordan Ultra Quiz"!
- Do you want to win a ping-pong ball and want to do the "Ultra Quiz"?
- Do you want to win or cry?!
- Use your intelligence, physical strength, and sometimes luck to break through American jokes!
- We'll send it to you via dnn.com.
- Question number one!
- Ten points?!
- I really wanted to do this!
Don't you know this "de" in "de"?
This is a quiz where the American representative team will talk about funny American jokes and guess where they are from.
The answer is included in the flip. If all three questions are answered correctly, they win.
That's a good idea, isn't it? Let's think about it.
It's so heavy!
But it's pretty heavy.
Can someone press the button on behalf of me?
Wow! That's great, Takagari!
But I'm sorry, the first one doesn't count because it's a fast-forwarded version.
I'm sorry.
Let's get started with the first American joke!
You know, yesterday my friend Tom told me...
Michael, you know, I want to be a sailor, but I can't swim.
So I told Tom...
Hey, Tom! Don't worry! My daddy is a pilot, but he can't fly.
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know what you're saying!
That's hilarious!
Wow!
Now you know, right?
That's a big one!
Please write your answers, too!
Go ahead!
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? What do you want me to say?
I don't know what you want me to say!
What's wrong, Akaina?
Please write your answers, too!
Let's start with Captain Sato Seira.
You're sliding, but you're trying hard to laugh!
That's a weird way of holding back laughter.
I see.
Is that it?
Next up is Takayanagi Akaina.
It's only natural for people not to eat it.
What?
That's what you were talking about?
Some people don't know what it's about.
Next, Miso Shiori.
Birds don't fly in America.
When I was in America, I didn't see birds flying.
Birds were walking around.
I said, "Birds don't fly in America."
But you said, "Birds don't fly in America."
I don't know about birds.
I haven't heard of that story at all.
It seems like it came out of a story.
Akaida-san, please show us.
Birds don't fly in America.
I don't know about birds.
Lastly, Misono-san, please.
Because it's a backstabbing case.
What do you mean?
What's a backstabbing case?
My mom said it's okay.
Your mom said it's okay when you say it's a backstabbing case?
Yes.
What kind of mom is that?
It's my first time hearing that.
What kind of mom is that?
Next, Michael-san, please judge.
This doesn't make sense.
I haven't heard of it at all.
I'm sorry!
It's better than "Main Spector"!
I'm surprised!
A friend says that a sailor must be able to swim,
while a pilot must be able to fly.
So, only Takayanagi has suffered and is correct!
Did you get most of the tips?
Yes, we did!
Then, let's start with the second question.
Next American joke, please.
What will happen to the kids of "Fula Dancer" and "Boxer"?
Wait a minute...
The kids of "Boxer" and "Fula Dancer"?
What will happen?
That's great!
That's so funny!
That is a good one!
Hawaiian puns!
That's a good one!
Now, please read the answer!
I know!
Then, let's start!
1, 2, 3!
"Fura" means "dancer" and "boxer" means...
"Furubokko"?
"Furubokko" and "kid" means "furubokko".
"Fura" and "boxer" and "futobo" and "kou" means "furubokko".
A new interpretation!
Next, Takayanagi-san!
Well... "Hawaii" means "fura-dance" and "boxer" means "hawaiian punch" and "there's no way it's "hawaiian punch"!
You're good at that!
I'm pretty good at "hawaiian punch"!
I think I know American words.
No way!
Next, Ogito-shiori-san!
"Dreams are free", right?
You're good at moving!
It's not like "boxer" and "fura-dancer" kids can be anything they want!
So you're telling me not to pull the strings?
Next, Akari-san!
Next, Akari-san, please!
No comment
"No comment"!
And last, Mizuno-san!
Koutou-mukei
Grandpa, you're good!
"Koutou-mukei" is...
Grandpa, you can say you're okay now!
Oh no! He's a real person!
Oh no!
And now, Michael-san, your verdict, please!
Please!
This is... well, really... if I had to pick one, it's "green"!
Only Takaya Nagi is correct about this joke.
A famous Hawaiian drink, Hawaiian Punch, is born from a professional dancer and boxer.
Well, it's a joke. I'm in trouble!
I thought it would be a little difficult if I didn't know about Hawaiian Punch, but...
well, "green"!
Good job!
Have fun!
Why?
If not all of you are correct... you're out.
I didn't know there was such a joke!
Let's go to the next corner.
No No No No No No No No No No No No No!
red, blue, yellow, white, black, green, pink, orange
come on! Let's collect!
gold, silver, navy, gray, brown, light blue, beige, purple
Dream, sixteen colors (yume, jyurokushoku)
Finger to Tail to Maenya, Shiorin, Bokonii, Gorisani, Seranie, Ethans
Come on, everyone!
Shirinii, Shawakanii, Airin, Matsuri, Namanazuri, Mikikii, Rei-chan, Tomo-nyan!
Team K-2!
Height, weight, age and achievements
Our goals may be different
Let's draw one picture with pure white paper
Dream, crayon, individuality and individuality combine
To become a picture of the future
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Red, blue, yellow, white, black, green, pink and orange
Come on, everyone!
Gold, silver, navy, gray, brown, light blue, beige and purple
Dream, crayon, individuality and individuality combine
Come on, everyone!
Shirinii, Shawakanii, Airin, Matsuri, Namanazuri, Mikikii, Rei-chan, Tomo-nyan!
Team K-2!
There is no right answer anywhere
It's up to you to find it
Just believe in that color
Even if you draw it alone, it won't be complete
Dream! Crayon!
Encouraging each other, bumping into each other
It will be a wonderful picture
Let's draw one picture with pure white paper
Dream! Crayon!
Each personality combining their strengths
It will be a picture of the future
Come on! Let's gather!
Dream! Sixteen colors!
Come on! Together!
Dream! Crayon!
Everyone! 16 colors!
Team!
K-2!
Nyan-nyan-nyan-yo! Nyan-nyan-nyan-chikera!
Always powerful and also nyan-nyan-chikera!
It's still going on!
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News! S.K.I. events!
Due to the arrival of anime fans in the 5th generation,
I'm worried that my own character will be taken over.
I'm Furutawa Airi. Thank you!
First news!
This weekend, December 10th, Saturday,
S.K.I.48's talk show mini-live will be held at Centralia, Central Asia International Airport.
This is an event that will be held throughout Centralia during the warm Christmas season of 2011.
Oh, here it is!
Oh my!
I was surprised!
Oh my!
The participating members...
...have not been decided yet!
As soon as the details are decided, Centralia and S.K.I. will announce it on their homepage.
Please look forward to it!
That's all for news about S.K.I. events.
This season's recommended anime is "Fate/Zero".
I'm Furutawa Airi.
Show me your fashion item!
Then, this one.
Huh? Cat ears?
Trash is meow!
Oh, yes!
Meow!
In this quiz, we will answer the interesting points of American jokes spoken by the American representative team.
S.K.I. has not been able to keep up with American jokes spoken by American representatives until now.
Incorrect!
Next up is weekly American jokes!
Yesterday, when I went to the pizza shop, the clerk asked me "Would you like it cut into 8 slices or 6 slices?"
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You went to the pizza shop yesterday and the clerk asked you "Would you like it cut into 8 slices or 6 slices?" And then?
And I said "I can't eat 8 slices, so please cut it into 6 slices."
I can't eat 8 slices, so please cut it into 6 slices?
Everyone knows this, right?
No, no, no.
Look! Everyone knows it.
Right now, only I know it.
Eh? This isn't something we can answer by answering back.
This isn't something we can answer by answering back.
This is okay!
8 pieces would be too many, but 6 pieces would be enough.
What do you mean?
I don't know!
Everyone, please write down your answer!
Lili! Lili!
Pizza or pizza?
Lili is going to eat pizza.
The one in front of you or in front of us...
Why is it from the back seat?!
I know!
Pizza or pizza!
Pizza!
It seems like some of you know the answer...
But will everyone's American joke be correct?!
Let's start with Takayanagi-san.
8 slices, 6 slices...
The size of the pizza doesn't change!
That's good!
No matter how many slices you cut, the amount is the same!
We did it!
Let's have Sera-san go back for once, since you're the captain.
Sera-san, will you go?
Yes, captain, please!
I can't eat two of them, can I?
I don't know!
Who do you share with?
I'm asking you alone.
Even if you gave me just that hint...
Didn't you know about the American joke?
I didn't know anything.
Then, lastly, Mizumonoka-san.
Please go ahead!
Mizumonoka!
Den! Den! Den!
Gochisosamadeshita!
Cute!
Everyone, this is it!
Cute!
Everyone, show it off!
What is this back and forth movement about?
The pizza shop clerk did it like this...
Wait!
It's a big deal!
It's already...
Out!
The amount doesn't change no matter how many you cut it into.
I still don't know!
That's why, no matter how many you cut one pizza into, the amount doesn't change!
Since there are 8 slices, and since there are many, I can't eat 6 slices!
That's what it says.
But the amount doesn't change!
OK?
The result is...
The American representative wins!
American Jokes Ultra Quiz!
Next week, we'll have a quick and easy quiz!
Can we go to New York?
If you win, you'll go to heaven; if you lose, you'll go to hell!
Eyesight, physical strength, topinon!
Hurry up and come, come, Monday!
Next week, we'll meet you again with American Jokes Ultra Quiz!