AISubs v3.5
Good morning.
Get ready, everyone.
It's going to start.
Today, there are a lot of people.
Is there anyone you don't know?
Yes!
I'm Ryoha Itagawa.
What is it?
I'm Ryoha Itagawa.
Maybe you don't like the voice quality.
What?
It doesn't reach you at all.
Please say something casually.
First of all, is it your first appearance on "ab show"?
Yakata-chan!
Yes!
It's been a while.
How have you been for a while?
Have you been doing anything?
I was active in Nagoya.
You were active in Nagoya.
What else?
Are you a couple?
Yes!
Are you a couple?
Yes, we are a couple.
Would you like me to do it for you?
Yes!
Are you sure?
Please introduce yourself.
I'll introduce myself.
Get ready, everyone.
We are a couple.
We are a couple. We are a couple.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
I can't believe it. You are so high-energy.
You look like a bowl.
You are so thick.
You played too much in summer holidays.
I didn't do anything.
You are so thin!
Yes!
But you look healthy.
I don't want to be friends with such a dark idol.
In response to that, here is today's theme.
Can't you see it?
I can't see it.
What you will learn today is "idol".
What?
If you look at it, you can see a little bit of "ugly".
But "ugly" can be covered with "idol".
I want you to learn "idol".
Yes!
This time, the regular team and the pocket team will compete in a game that keeps the basic "smile" of an idol.
In addition, each member will be dressed up like an idol and sing their favorite song.
Azumaya, do you like it?
Yes, this is the first costume I was selected for and it says "escape" at the top of the costume.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I guess you like costumes with memories.
Yes, I do.
Yukizuna, are you talking with this costume?
Yes, I am.
Let me see it.
The tights are creepy.
White-stitched tights.
It's definitely sexy.
Your smug face is annoying.
What?
What's wrong with my face?
The first costume is "smiling stretcher".
Each member of each team will ride a stretcher that softens the hip joint.
And there is a roulette that says "0" to "9".
When a pair of members turn the roulette, the number of turns increases the steering wheel of the opponent's stretcher.
If you repeat it alternately and your smile disappears first, you lose.
If you can keep your smile even if it hurts, you win.
If you can avoid your cramp, you win.
This competition is between Koishi and Kimoto.
Isn't it hard?
It's really hard.
By the way, you're not fat, are you okay?
No, I'm not.
Put on your costume.
I hope you'll do your best.
Julia and Julia will show you a lot of stretchers.
That's right.
I'm Koishi, so I can do it without hesitation.
No problem at all.
I'm here again for fun.
Let's go.
Please turn the roulette.
How many times does Kimoto turn the steering wheel?
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
I'm so happy!
Let's go, Jurina.
Are you ready?
Don't say "0" anymore.
We don't need "0" anymore.
Juri won nine times.
I'm happy!
You can say it with a "do-es" feeling.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Nine!
Did you say "nine"?
Yes, I said it.
You can say "nine" more.
The first half is easy in this game.
They are clearing the game well.
It's okay.
Now, Koishi is playing 20 times, and Kimoto is playing 12 times.
But it's about to reach its limit.
It's coming a little.
Shall we go next?
Shall we finish it off next?
Let's go!
"0"! "0"! "0"! "0"!
"0"! "0"! "0"!
"4"!
Isn't it too slow?
I don't need "0" anymore!
Smile, please!
Smile!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
It doesn't hurt, does it?
Don't do it!
Okay, she can still do it.
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
It's hard for you, isn't it?
Why? Why?
One...
Now, Kimoto can keep her smile.
Two...
Three...
Can you do it? Three...
Can you do it?
Four...
- Okay. - Okay, you did it!
- Hey, it's the same! - It's about the same angle!
Yay!
It's about time it was decided, but...
What will be the next number?
Isn't it amazing?
Hey!
Attack! Assault!
Shut up!
Next up is a special "nico nico" handshake event!
Even in a handshake event, you have to respond with a smile, right?
Yes!
For example, I'm sure you've done it before, but do you have balloons in your fans' bellies?
No, we don't!
I'm sure there are times when the balloons start to inflate,
but will you still be able to respond with a "nico nico" handshake event?
I will decide which smile was better with the balloons inflating!
Let's get started!
Our opponents are...
Watanabe and Futamura!
What do you think of their smiles?
They look like they're having fun, right?
Their fake smiles.
They're not fake smiles!
They're smiles from the bottom of their hearts!
Are you smiling from the bottom of your hearts?
Yes, I'm shaking hands.
Oh, really?
Can you do it, Toro-chan?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
I won't lose!
You won't lose, right?
Yes!
Don't lose to such a fake smile!
Don't lose to such a hungry smile!
You're not responding at all, right?
No matter what I say, right?
No matter what I say, I won't get hurt!
My heart is made of steel!
You're strong!
I respect you!
First up is Futamura Haruka's challenge!
Let's go!
"Nico nico" handshake event, start!
What's your name?
I'm Oyama.
Oyama-san...
Where are you from?
I'm from Niigata.
Are you from Yamaguchi Prefecture?
What's delicious in Yamaguchi Prefecture?
Um, food is delicious.
Ah! I don't know!
Niigata Prefecture.
Um, what's...
What's in it?
Niigata Prefecture.
I've never heard of it.
Your body is pulling.
Ah!
The end!
Nao-chan! Nao-chan! Nao-chan!
Futamura's position!
Oh no! Everything was taken!
Everything was taken by Nao-chan! That's how it is!
Everything was taken!
She was pulling quite a bit! She shouldn't have been pulling!
She was rude to the fans!
That's right!
I think she was able to keep her smile!
Yes!
Shall we continue?
Next, the queen of handshakes, Watanabe Miyuki!
Let's continue! The Nico Nico handshake event, start!
Thank you very much!
That's nice!
You're Erii-san, right?
Thank you for your hard work!
Ah! You've gotten really big!
Hey! Could you be...
Mint-san?
You've gotten taller, right?
I've gotten 3 months taller!
You've gotten big!
Wow!
Ah! Then...
Then you and your husband are always in love!
Oh my!
Meow!
Wow!
That's nice!
She's licking you!
Didn't you say it yourself?
I did my best thinking it was a handshake.
That's amazing! You talked properly.
But when I found out, I got a balloon in my hand and it was a balloon.
It's a balloon.
So I'm going to judge it myself.
Milky wins!
I'm glad!
That's great!
Enshou!
The final match is Endless Okidoki!
Idols have a life of dancing.
In this match, Endless will dance to the chorus of SKE's song, which is said to be the most intense.
As soon as the smile disappears or the dance is no longer beautiful, the member will be eliminated.
The team with the most members remaining until the end will win.
By the way, the judgment will be made by Ms. Nao, who is sometimes a choreographer.
Please say something to Ms. Nao.
Those who dance embarrassingly as SKE will be eliminated immediately.
I'll eliminate you right away.
The final battle for the pride of idols.
Five representatives of each team will dance.
Now we're about to start.
Ms. Nao is 96 kg now.
It's really heavy.
Are you okay? Isn't your body heavy?
I think it's okay.
It's a little off, isn't it? Can you pull it in a little more?
Can you pull it in here?
Do your best.
Yes, I'll do my best.
The security team really has to do their best.
Security team, do your best!
Do your best!
Please sing that song properly, too.
Please sing it for me.
Then I'll go.
Let's go.
Endless Excited Music Start!
With a smile.
It's cute.
No matter how dark it is, I'm sure I can handle it.
It's okay. As long as there is love, my heart flutters.
The tears that fell on my cheek will wipe them away.
No matter how many people there are in this world,
Don't worry! Someone will
Don't worry! help me out.
It's okay. As long as there is love, my heart flutters.
No matter how painful it is, I'm sure I can handle it.
It's okay. As long as there is love, my heart flutters.
The tears that fell on my cheek will wipe them away.
No matter how many people there are in this world,
Don't worry! Someone will
Don't worry! help me out.
It's okay. As long as there is love, my heart flutters.
The first one to leave is...
How do you feel?
Ma'am, your legs are heavy.
Ma'am, are you tired?
It's okay. Ma'am.
Ma'am, eat this!
Thank you! Thank you!
What's going on?
And from now on, there will be no more smiling members.
Who will be able to dance until the end?
Kakaenagi, your face, is your face okay?
But, you like idols' smiles, are you okay?
You've become funny.
Tama-chan! Tama-chan!
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The endless record has been broken for the 12th week!
From the remaining regular teams, there are now three pocket teams!
Yamada! Yamada! Mizuho! Yamada! Mizuho!
Yamada! Mizuho! Heavy! Very heavy!
Yamada! Mizuho! Yamada!
Yamada is eliminated.
And...
Shibata-san! Shibata-san!
Shibata! Shibata!
His face is gone.
Shibata is eliminated in the 13th week.
Who will remain in the end?
I! I'm!
As expected of a persistent regular team!
I'm! As expected of a persistent regular team!
I can't anymore! I'm tired of it!
I did it, just one person!
My legs are heavy, everyone!
One person is left!
Your face is scary! I don't like this live!
For now, one person is left!
At this point, one person is left of the two regular members!
So, the regular team wins!
But you did your best, teacher!
I did my best.
You don't have to dance like that!
What's wrong? Did you get hit in the shoulder?
My whole body is aching! It's a little dangerous!
I'm sorry about tomorrow!
I'll do my best!
I'm sorry for thinking of you as an idiot.
After this, Tani Matsumura's hitchhiking journey!
Tani Matsumura's journey of hitchhiking from Soya Misaki to the SKE48 theater!
Last time, they arrived in Hanamaki City, Iwata Prefecture!
From there, they moved to Sendai and found a place to stay!
At last, Matsumura's true feelings will be revealed!
Matsumura wasn't in a good mood all day.
When the staff asked why...
Matsumura-san, why were you in such a bad mood today?
Are you okay?
I'm about to cry! I'm so sorry!
Do you want me to smell your feet?
No!
Don't cry!
I'm sorry!
Matsumura tells her his true feelings!
I'm pretty shy.
I don't know...
I don't like talking with people I don't know.
But we can talk when we get along.
I can talk with people I know at home.
But I don't have the courage at first.
I don't have confidence in myself.
Actually, Matsumura said this last night in Touno.
But I thought about it. All the houses I pinged were rejected.
- Yeah, it's not good. - Believe in July.
It's not good.
- Is your voice weird? - No.
I haven't been able to get a good impression of the chimerican director for a long time.
The experience of being rejected by others on a hitchhike
had made Matsumura, who was originally shy, more and more timid.
I'm always the one running away, so I don't want that to come out.
I'm a piece of shit as a person.
Did you have a lot of things you wanted to say to yourself?
I think I have to do it, but...
I know others will say it first, so...
Maybe I relied too much on myself.
But...
I'm glad I chose Matsumura as my partner.
Thank you.
But...
I'm glad I chose Matsumura as my partner.
This is the last thing I'm going to say.
Mom! Open up!
She's here!
Mom!
I'm sorry!
Next time... Mom Matsumura appears for the first time on TV!
She's here!
What's wrong with being ugly?
Really!
After the show is over, on "Fool You Complete Edition"...
We can't talk about it all in "ON AIR"...
Their true feelings will be revealed!
I want you to believe me.
SKE will challenge Ms. Okubo for "Hanayami Project"!
Will you be able to breathe with that?
If you put your true pride on the line...
You can't lose this battle!
Which one was the wildest one?