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I will become a pro bowler!
Today, we jumped out of the studio and came to a bowling alley in Tamachi Highland.
Let's aim for a pro bowler together.
It seems like we will do it in bowling, too.
Is it fun?
However, I will say it for the time being.
Bowling is popular with everyone from young people to elderly people.
That's why I came here today.
Ms. Sato's aunt is the generation of Ms. Ritsuko Nakayama, isn't it?
I wasn't born to be a bowler in ABEC!
It's great that you mentioned ABEC properly.
I'm not clumsy.
I'm just shining by your side.
I can't say anything.
Everyone has changed their clothes.
It's great, isn't it?
You look like a pro bowler.
You are serious, aren't you?
I was wearing this skirt in the morning, too.
I was trying to join the young team.
You weren't so cute.
Wait a minute!
She is a bad girl!
You know that, don't you?
She is serious, isn't she?
We want you to apologize for us.
Do you want us to apologize for you?
Of course!
Wait a minute!
I want you to apologize for us.
We don't want you to apologize for us.
Seven members want the members to apologize for them.
They will hit each other and the loser will apologize for them.
A fight is a bad thing.
We are here to play bowling.
Let's play bowling and settle this.
If you lose in bowling, you will apologize with this face stamp.
This is the usual face stamp.
What is it?
This is the usual face stamp.
I haven't heard of it.
You haven't heard of it?
No, I haven't.
Is there such a thing?
It is on the first page of the highway.
What is it?
It is a speedy face stamp.
What is it?
This is Ebisho's fighting and apologizing system.
The one who loses in bowling will bow down and have their face stamped.
It will turn white.
It's better than losing.
Let's do our best!
Who do you want to say it to?
Sato Mieko, you!
Mieko, please tell us what Sato did.
Body touch with sound effects! I don't know how to say it!
I'm sorry, but I don't know about body touch with sound effects.
Could you tell us what it is?
Is there anything else?
Stop it!
So, it's a one-on-one match between Kimoto and Sato.
The loser will apologize with a carved-face stamp.
Sato will go first.
Let's do our best!
Sato is out!
Next, Kimoto. Can she beat Sato's 8 pins?
Please!
Go!
How is it?
The winner is Sato. The loser is Kimoto. Please stamp your face.
The loser is Kimoto. She will receive a humiliating stamp of her face.
Kimoto, please.
Mieko-san.
Yes.
You said it yourself. I'm sorry.
Kimoto, Kimoto, Kimoto, Kimoto!
You arrived beautifully!
I feel like my chin has grown.
It's drooping.
Can it droop?
My eye area has widened.
Next is "draft battle".
The opponent is
an older woman.
What do you want to say?
It's scary to say it out loud.
Don't grab his arm in the park!
What do you mean by "don't grab his arm in the park"?
What do you mean?
First of all, there is a pose like this.
What does it represent?
The last one is "escape potato".
I see.
"efore" means when you grab someone's belly, you grab here and keep balance.
I see.
And when you stand up, you don't shake and you don't grab and you stand up like this.
I see. I stand up.
That's what I do now.
But you're 76kg now.
I've been saying it since last time, but I don't regret it.
You don't regret it.
You're a little heavy.
It's dangerous if you don't decide it.
I think so, too.
Try it with your usual tempo.
Is it "efore"?
I don't know what it is.
"efore".
One, two...
I can do it today.
No, you can't.
Now that they're exhausted, it's time for a bowling match.
Who will receive the face stamp?
Let's do it.
It's beautiful.
It's subtle.
How many? Three?
It's not funny.
I know.
Koukou's over.
If you knock down four or more, you win.
Let's do it.
One, two...
I'm scared of you.
It's low level.
The loser will apologize for being caught in the middle of the game.
I have to apologize for this.
That's a bad way of apologizing!
That's a bad way of apologizing! Come on!
Okay, from the next park...
I'm going to apologize alone.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry for everything up until now.
Okay.
One, two...
Oh, there she is!
Looking good!
She's got a hand on her chest!
She's so thin!
She's like a mask!
She's like an old woman!
Yeah, it's like everyone's wearing white and grape-colored masks.
Yeah.
She might be cuter than you think.
Oh, thank you!
Next up...
On the Takayanagi-Furuhata battle...
I don't like that bangs of yours!
Takayanagi-Furuhata won by putting a clasp on Furuhata's bangs.
Furuhata apologizes!
I'm sorry!
Show me!
Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared of the wrinkles under your eyes!
Furthermore...
On the Azuma-versus-Shibata battle...
Don't overdo it! It's bad for you!
Seriously!
I hope it doesn't show on TV.
Shibata plays business haraguru.
Azuma wins by putting a clasp on Furuhata's bangs.
Shibata apologizes!
Please let me wear it!
You can't take it off!
It's like a summer Rinta!
Your bangs...
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
And Ishida's angry opponent is a senior who has been dating for more than 5 years!
What's up? What's up?
It's my 6th year, but I have one senior.
One or two?
One or two.
She's always been very nice to me.
But when I was in high school, I was already 18 years old.
She wasn't nice to me like she was when I was 12 years old.
Well, I guess you can't help it.
Who are you being nice to now?
I went to my dad and Ryoha.
I can't forgive that.
What do you mean?
You're getting bigger and bigger.
I can't help it!
You're getting bigger and bigger.
I can't help it!
What's up with you?
I can't help it. That's how you get older.
Okay, I get it.
If I win this bowling match, you have to take care of me every day.
What are you doing?
It's painful!
It's a real reaction!
Now for the bowling match!
Will Ishida be able to win and regain her dad's love?
Okay, let's do it!
Do your best!
I'm really good at bowling in video games.
Why are you talking?!
Wait, is it too close?
What is it?!
Come!
Come, come, come!
No, no, no!
It went in the middle!
It's a miracle!
It's hard as stone!
If she hits more than 6, the victory will be confirmed!
But it's amazing! She has power!
The old man won!
Masha and the old man won!
They both won!
I'm jealous and going crazy!
The defeated stonebird will continue to love her parents and juniors and endure their love.
I'm sorry for using this journey without permission!
This girl is terrible!
Her face is white!
Her face is completely white!
It's good!
Everyone's faces are getting bigger!
Next, the drafted stonebird will hit the senior, Kitagawa!
Don't say too much to Ryoha-tan!
Actually, from the beginning of the fight, Kitagawa Ryoha-san looks like him!
Really?
Kitagawa Ryoha-san confirmed it!
He confirmed it!
Let's confirm it!
Did you confirm it?
I said it, so I have to say it looks like me!
I see!
Moreover, Ryoha-san calls me "sister"!
I've never called you "sister" before!
No, it's not like that!
Ryoha-tan is very poisonous!
But, I want you to tell me one thing!
Do you know what I've been told recently?
What have you been told?
That I'm a fat Ryoha!
That's your own problem!
You're fat!
Anyway, if I win, Ryoha-san will get fatter!
Be ugly!
That's a terrible claim!
I feel sorry for her for making such a big request!
Will Kitagawa show her senior's will and reject this request?!
Hey, are you okay? Your ball is pretty big.
It's the heaviest ball I've ever thrown in my life!
What?!
Is bowling heavy?
It's my first time today!
Yeah!
What?!
I'm having fun!
Wow, look at the road!
If you get hurt, the show will end!
Yeah, it will end.
Stop it!
She looks like that, but she's being calm.
Stop it!
She's being serious.
Be careful!
Be careful and go!
Okay!
I fell from the bottom!
Are you okay?
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
What?!
I made a mistake!
You didn't make a mistake!
Koukou no Kitagawa!
If you can hit even one, you have a big chance of winning!
Okay!
Go for it!
Okay!
Loser Koishi, from now on, don't think you look like Kitagawa at all!
Kitagawa Ryoha-sama, I'm sorry for giving you such a rude clue!
I don't look like Ryoha at all!
Oh, that's good!
That's right!
It's terrible!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, Kyun-shi! Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
No! I'm not coming!
No, no, no!
Don't play with me!
You don't look like her at all!
I don't say "no" but...
I have to say "no" to Matsui Jurina!
What do you want to say?
Um... "kiss me, kiss me" is too loud!
Wow, I want to record it and listen to it with you!
But it's not only you, Su-chan!
No, no, no!
What do you mean? What do you mean?
It's not only you, Su-chan!
I...
I can't say "kiss me" that easily!
Of course, you're a woman!
I always say "no" but...
Saying "no" is also a little painful for me!
Why? Because you're a senior?
Because I'm a senior, I have to say "kiss me"!
I don't like it!
That's not good!
If you ask me now, I'd say "no" to both "sekuhara" and "pahuhara"
No!
Using your seniority...
Because you're a senior, you don't like it?
I don't like it either!
You don't like it, right?
I know you don't like it!
I know you don't like it, but I want to see your face saying "no"!
"Sekuhara"!
"Sekuhara" is...
No, no, no!
If you win...
Is it okay?
If you win, I'll do whatever you want!
If you win...
I'll kiss you!
And so...
Iwanaga vs. Matsui Jurina!
Will Iwanaga be able to escape Matsui's kiss slavery?!
Well, Jurina-san...
If you lose here...
You haven't made your face dirty in a variety show before, right?
No, I haven't!
You haven't made your chest white, have you?
No, I haven't!
Everyone in Japan wants to see it!
So...
I want to see it!
Are you okay? Can you do it?
I slipped! I slipped! I slipped!
Don't make excuses right away!
It's no good! It's no good! We have to do it again!
I'm sweating because I'm happy!
I'm sorry to say this, but if you defeat more than required, you can escape from KISS, but...
Okay, then go at your own timing!
Yes! I'll go!
The loser, Julina, will not be allowed to kiss Iwanaga from now on.
Please reflect on your actions. Don't kiss me from now on.
After this, Julina Matsui gets her first Dogeza Gannen stamp!
Please forgive me!
She said it!
You minor!
Breaking news! This program will be broadcasted online!
For more information, please visit the program's homepage.
Su-chan...
Yes?
Will not say "I want to kiss you" from now on.
Okay.
So...
So today...
Please forgive me!
She said it!
You minor!
Her face is different!
So beautiful! So beautiful!
Her forehead is so beautiful!
But you know...
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
That's how it is!
Oh, that's how it is! Sorry!
That's how it is!
Wow! Her first white glue!
Everyone, please watch Maiko's movie!
No, no!
It's a shame!
I won't put it in, though.
After this, Tani Matsumura's hitchhiking journey!
Aiming for the sk48 theater from Souya Misaki...
Tani Matsumura's "Japan Red Hitchhiking Journey"!
Last time...
At the epicenter of the Great East Japan Earthquake...
They visited Iwata Prefecture's Yamada Town.
From there, they were sent by Minato-san of the Tourist Association...
And arrived in Iwata Prefecture's Tohno!
Since there are few people passing by, they rush directly to the house and negotiate accommodation.
Matsumura is scared of the first guy visit.
For now, I have no choice but to try hitting it.
Avoid it and negotiate directly.
There is a person! There is a person in front of me!
Negotiate!
Hey! Why are you running away?
Matsumura is not reliant.
Even here, others negotiate.
Good evening!
There is no place to stay.
I'm looking for it now.
Then this is the only way up.
You were energetic, weren't you?
A little.
Is that so?
Thank you very much.
Is it late tonight?
It's a little late.
I really can't find a place to stay.
It's a little late.
Once again, they learned how difficult it is to stay.
What should we do if we can't stay for real?
It's impossible.
One and a half hours have passed since they started looking for accommodation.
It's late at night. I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
We are a group called "akb48".
We are looking for a place to stay now.
But we will do anything if we can't stay.
Such as cleaning the bath.
Cleaning.
Washing.
And we won't bother you.
Wow!
A bug.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What is it?
It's a bug.
For now, they let us stay in the house.
We can't miss this chance.
From now on, we don't have permission to film yet, so please watch it only with audio.
- Can we stop it? - We can stop it.
- We just don't want it on TV. - That's right.
- But we can't stop it unless it's on TV. - That's right.
- We can stop it. - I think we can broadcast it in Kanto.
- That's right. - It'll be fun.
- It's fine, right? - Is it okay?
- It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. - Is the TV okay?
- It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. - Is it okay?
- It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
They managed to negotiate!
They held a mini-concert to show that they don't want us to regret stopping them.
I asked them to go to a lot of houses, but it didn't work, it didn't work, it didn't work.
But in the end, they met a wonderful family and were able to stay!
Thank you very much!
Are you serious?!
Will they use their money wisely next time?!
- I told you not to think about money. - That's why...
What will happen?!
- Fight! - Fight!
After the show aired, they released their complete version of "Futage Trip" on Hulu.
Next week, "Webisode VS Comedians"!
Which of them will settle everything with bubble soccer?!
- I won't lose! - I'll blow you away!
- I'll do it! - I'll do it!
- I won! - I won!