AISubs v3.5
Wow, I was surprised for real! Go over there!
Please take a seat! Please take a seat!
I don't want you to make a loud noise, so please follow me.
Have you taken a seat?
Yes!
Oh, you are here for the first time today.
Who?
Eko-chan!
Okubo-san, it's been a while!
Dami-san, what have you been up to?
Why didn't you come?
You are different from me!
Have you done anything good recently?
Recently...
I was happy to see Okubo-san for the first time in a while.
She is so cute!
Look at Okubo-san's face!
Please look at Okubo-san's face!
Okubo-san, have you done anything good recently?
Recently...
I went to many places at the amusement park.
Okubo-san, you said it but it's already out there.
And you might get rejected.
You can prepare something cuter, right?
What? Are you unhappy?
Are you going to cry?
I won't cry.
Really?
Yes.
That was cute.
Then, I will announce what you will experience today.
This way!
This way?
This way! Look!
My name is Mukara Dosei. I'm a movie director.
"Escape Alieta" movie show!
She's so cute!
We asked you to choose a member who you think is cute.
And we asked you to film her cutest moment.
We did it!
Did you do it?
Yes!
Good!
We're going to watch it and talk about it for 30 minutes.
Good!
It's going to be fun!
The first director is...
The delusional nerd, Furukawa Airi!
First of all, can you tell us about the title and role of this movie?
The title is...
"Too Late".
It's a taboo.
Yes.
The main role is played by Iwana Gutsu-chan.
And the main character's childhood friend, a boy.
A boy!
I, Furukawa Airi, played a boy.
The setting is...
A childhood friend's...
"Too Late".
Yes, "Too Late".
I've been having this delusion for a long time.
And this movie is about it.
It's a title!
I want to see it!
Now, let's watch "Too Late" movie show,
in which Furukawa airs Iwana Gutsu-chan's cute little sister.
Too Late
You're still sleeping?
Hurry up and wake up!
If you don't wake up, I'll get mad!
I'm sleepy...
I'm sleepy too!
Hey! Wake up!
I won't...
Come on! Wake up!
I won't...
Wake up!
Come on...
You're too cute!
Then...
Let's be late for school!
Wake up!
We'll be late together!
Shall we do a mission?
She's so cute, Tsumi!
She's so cute!
So cute!
You were looking at her with such a nice look!
You were looking at Tsumi with such a nice look!
She was cute, wasn't she?
No, but...
She was really good!
Like... "Let's be late together", and her "perfect timing"...
That timing was really important...
- That's so cute! - That's so cute!
- That's so important! - You're happy, right, Kuma-chan?
- She wrote "I love you" - That's good too, how do you say "it's okay"?
- "It's okay"? - "It's okay"!
- "It's okay", I love this line of Tsu-chan!
- Teacher, you can get that too, right? - Eh? White... white tofu?
- "It's okay"
- "It's okay"? - "It's okay"?
The next director is Sato Mieiko, the youngest member of AKB.
Please tell us about the title of this film and your roles.
The title of this film is "Kataomoi (One-sided love)".
Of course, Julina is playing the leading role.
But I need to play a rival role.
So I...
You're here!
I'm so happy!
Are you OK? Can you see how we feel?
I'm fine!
Please take a look at a page of youth drawn by Mieko in her 20s.
What's this?
I see. There was no male lead in a hurry.
Today, I'm going to confess my love to you.
She's cute.
Senpai!
Senpai! What are you doing?
Are you going home alone?
I want to go home with you, Mieko.
Mieko, are you going home alone? I'm lonely.
Kankara-ko!
Did you say "kankara-ko"?
Don't go. You'll win.
What's this?
It's cute.
I'm glad you like it.
Your acting is like a girl in her 80s.
Can you do it again?
It's Minami-chan.
Minami-chan!
Kankara-ko!
Don't go. You'll win.
Kankara-ko!
She took everything.
She's dead!
The next director is...
She loves two-dimensional. Takeuchi Mai!
I brought something special.
Who did you choose?
It's... Ego-chan!
You did it! You did it!
Let me do it! Let me do it!
Are you okay using Ego-chan?
Leave it to me! I'm okay!
Are you okay?
I brought out Ego-chan's charm to the maximum!
You brought it out, right?
I brought it out!
And...
On the contrary...
Over Mina-chan and...
Over-chan and...
And Nakanishi Yuka-san...
Wow!
Luxurious!
Yes!
On the contrary...
That's right!
On the contrary, I'm angry...
Then...
On the contrary, do you have any complaints?
Please look at it...
Yes! First of all...
First of all...
Do you understand?
What is it?
Then, director!
Please act out the work!
Yes!
The title is...
Yes!
Yuna! Become a magical girl!
I see!
It's like an anime!
Is it a fantasy world view of an anime?
Then...
Takeuchi's own world view...
Please look at the work!
She's sleeping...
Huh?
What's wrong?
I am...
I am... fairy Minarin!
I will make you become a magical girl...
I will make you fight against...
I will make you fight against... a monster that tries to mess up the world!
I can't do that all of a sudden...
Cute...
Yes!
Today, I will make you bully someone!
You appeared, monster!
Now, I will use your power, monster!
Please, Yuna-chan! Lend me your power!
But I can't do that!
If you say that, you will lose your family and friends!
Are you okay with that?!
I don't want that!
Yuna will become a magical girl!
Lovely heart angel!
I'm sorry for being mean!
You are amazing, Yuna-chan! You did it!
You are amazing!
What's wrong with you two?
We also wanted to say "we love you", but...
But "mean" was really appropriate!
How about you, Ego-chan? What will you do?
I will do my best!
Ego-chan, you can do something cuter!
What?!
Wait a minute!
Ego-chan!
Wait a minute!
Ego-chan!
Ego-chan is definitely not that kind of person!
What's wrong with you?
I also made Ego-chan as the main character!
I think I was able to make a movie that shows more of Ego-chan's cuteness!
I can trust you, Ego-chan!
The next director is Masana Oyama, who is full of love for Ego-chan!
Don't hold hands!
The title is "Oikakekko", which means "Ego-chan and I are friends".
Here is "Oikakekko", which is about Oyama's strange love for Ego-chan!
Masana-chan, this way!
Ego-chan!
Masana-chan, you're really slow like a turtle!
I'm faster than a turtle!
Next, Ego-chan, try to catch me!
Let's go!
Wait for me, Masana-chan!
Ego-chan, this way!
Wait for me!
Masana-chan!
Ego-chan, hurry up!
Wait for me!
Ego-chan, I caught you!
I caught you!
Masana-chan, you can't run away anymore!
I won't run away!
You're so cute!
You can't do that!
What's going on?
Did you have fun?
Teacher! Teacher!
I'm speechless!
Teacher, what is this?
What should I do?
Ego-chan, how was it?
Wasn't it fun?
She's making me say it!
She's making me say it for sure!
Oya-chan, are you okay?
What do you think of this, Milky?
It's kind of...
horror.
Why?
The next director is...
Yamada Nana of Number Girls Academy!
And...
The lead role is also...
Watanabe Milky of Number Girls Academy!
On top of that, Miyazawa Sai will play the supporting role!
I know how much you love Milky.
I'm from Osaka, so...
I used Kansai dialect.
That's nice!
Kansai dialect is cute!
That's what you're saying, right?
That's what I'm saying.
I understand.
Watanabe's cuteness and Miyazawa's manliness are shown in this film!
- Wait a minute, Miyuki! - Don't touch me!
- No, it's a misunderstanding! - What misunderstanding?
- I don't know you anymore! - There's nothing between me and her!
- Nothing? Are you two flirting? I'm watching you!
- There's a reason for it! - What is it? Tell me!
- Actually...
- Here.
- Today is our third anniversary together, right?
- So, here you are. - What?
- I've never bought you a present before.
- My friend chose me for you.
- Really?
- I suspected you!
- You're the worst woman!
- That's not true!
- Oh, you scared me! - I love you!
- Right? I love you!
- No!
- Oh, you showed me already!
- You girls, eat this!
- Is it okay? - No, it's fine!
- It's freshly made, so it's hot! - It's hot!
- It's hot, isn't it?
- Well, I won't lose to your heat!
- Again! Again! - Don't do such a thing!
Director Yamada Nana gets high praise for making good use of their characters.
And the last director is Akane Takayanagi.
This time, it's a double performance of Rena Matsui and Akari Suda.
Rena-san, how was it?
It's my first time trying something from that era.
Something from that era?
It's from that era.
Is it like a movie?
I think you'll know if you watch it.
Let's watch it!
Watch it all! Look forward to it!
Director Akane Takayanagi's charming work. Please watch it!
This is embarrassing!
It's different! It's different!
Please forgive me!
It's not bad!
What's wrong?
Akari, what's wrong?
It's different!
It's not good!
It's no good.
It's no good?
Please forgive me!
That outfit!
You're from Shinomi!
Damn it!
Since you found out, it can't be helped!
It's a match!
A match with a ball?
I'll avenge my father!
She's strong!
At this rate...
Do your best!
Maybe...
I need your help!
She's saying everything she just heard.
Shut up!
I'll avenge my father!
Okay!
Let's go!
Karerumon, try it!
Karerumon!
You're weak!
You're fast!
This camera work!
I did it!
Yes, master!
Yes, I did it!
Look!
I'm carrying it in my heart!
Master!
I'm carrying it in my heart!
Yes!
Until I destroy evil, I'll do my best!
I'm this small ninja!
What is this?
But it's better than I thought!
It's amazing!
There are many things!
Sets, costumes, konetas...
Sets are the most expensive!
Sets and costumes are expensive!
It costs a lot of money!
It costs a lot of money, doesn't it?
It was very good quality!
Thank you!
Good luck!
Thank you!
So, the whole work is over!
Who is the best student this time?
It's Naganishi!
I didn't direct it!
It's potential!
I wanted to see it more!
On the contrary!
After this, a special class for only the two of them!
Announcement of the program!
Surprisingly, this program is...
Online video distribution service "fool root"!
After the broadcast on demand on Sunday...
Internet distribution starts!
For more information, please visit the program's homepage!
What's up?
Well, I heard from Milky that I look like Australopithecus.
I know.
How can I accept it?
Well, you know, it's like a self-harm.
Yes.
It's good that you did it.
Yes.
Today's devil was really good.
Pregnant! Pregnant! Pregnant!
No, no, no!
I'll make you a doll until you become a grandchild!
No, no, no!
Is this kind of character good?
Yes!
I'll pull your ass hole and make you a one-knot doll!
I'll make you a one-knot doll!
I feel sorry for you.
After that, Tani Matsumura's hitchhiking trip!
Nozomi!
Last time, T.I. and Tani were brought here by T.I. producer who suddenly appeared in the recording.
Sea?
Sea!
1,700 kilometers away from there, T.I. and T.I. aim for SKE48 theater on their own!
I don't know!
First of all, two people who decide today's destination!
It's Asahikawa, first of all!
Why is that?
Asahikawa is a big city!
Wow, you know it well!
Can we go to Asahikawa today?
Hitchhiking...
Louder!
Oh, no! My hands are stiff and I can't move!
Fire! Fire!
She writes down her destination firmly with her hands trembling with anxiety and coldness!
Before her first hitchhiking in her life, Matsumura has prepared a special secret plan!
Let's write "AKB48" then!
Then they'll let us ride separately!
"AKB" is too long! "AKB" is...
A bold plan to make her think it's "AKB48" and stop her car!
Will her "AKB" plan succeed?!
I'm nervous...
What should I do? My heart is about to break!
And then...
Let's ask Asahika where we're going.
She didn't know where she was going!
I'd like to go to Asahika, but which direction do you want me to go?
You're going this way, right?
Yes.
It's not connected here, so...
Yes.
Go this way.
Oh, like this?
Then let's go to Wakkanai.
Let's go to Wakkanai and go to Route 40.
Yes, yes.
Route 40.
To go to Asahikawa, which is the destination, it's better to go south from Wakkanai to Route 40.
Let's go to Wakkanai!
Someone, please take me to Wakkanai!
Wakkanai!
I'm worried if I can go home safely like this.
Get in!
Oh, excuse me! Hello!
Hello!
We're a group called "Escape 48".
Is there anyone who likes AKB around here?
Anyone who has a car?
And 5 minutes with a mask.
Oh, someone's here!
It's a family.
We're going back to Nagoya on a hitchhike.
Can you send us to Wakkanai?
Sure!
We did it!
Our first success!
Their goal is Wakkanai.
Thank you!
Their journey has finally begun!
After the show is over,
"Escape 48" will be broadcast live on TV.
They regret not arriving in Asahikawa.
Their excitement is exploding!
Please! Please!
Please!
Next episode, "Dangerous!"
An idol challenges a night hitchhike!
I didn't do anything!
Japan Red Hitchhike
Look forward to it!
"Adult S.K.E." again.
They transform into night hitchhikers!
Will you listen to me tonight?
What kind of strategy will they use?
Excuse me! Can you give me a pen?