AISubs v3.5
Who is it?
Good morning.
Take a seat, please.
I don't have a seat.
Who is sitting in your seat?
Matsumura Kaori!
That's not your first row of faces!
What's wrong with you?!
You're getting out of your seats one by one.
What a pain in the ass.
Do you have any new faces today?
Takeuchi and Umemoto.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
You're the worst type of people to be friends with.
They're my classmates.
You're classmates?
Yes, we're in the same class.
What kind of people are you? Tell me about yourself.
Um... What was it? Umemoto and Madoka.
Are you on bad terms?
Umemoto and Madoka are good at cheerleading.
Takeuchi and Mai often capture young girls.
What do you mean "young girls"?
Do you mean young boys and girls?
No, we don't mean that.
Let's start with Umemoto.
Since you're doing cheerleading...
I want to cheer for you.
I'm happy for you.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
We won't get caught easily!
You're a tough kid.
He gets caught when he gets scared and says he's cute.
- Now then, did you think that of teacher too for a moment? - Yes! And she says he's cute!
Wow, that's a good point.
How about you, Katchin! Do you think of Katchin cute too?
It's just that this area is big.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Can you do it?
You will experience a lot of things today.
But you will do this today.
Like this.
What is "gatenkei"?
I want you to draw sweat clearly.
You will challenge "gatenkei".
It's time for you to change clothes.
See you later.
Gatenkei
Esukei Makieta Emission
You are ready now.
That's good.
When you become an adult, you will act like an old couple.
But we are a team.
We have people we don't know.
I didn't want to mess with you, but don't come forward.
I didn't want to ignore you.
You don't have a place in Matsumura.
So we gathered you there.
I wanted to study abroad for a long time.
It's a dream come true.
I'm happy.
I don't need it.
She doesn't laugh at all.
I don't need it.
I don't need it at all.
This time, we will compete against each other on the theme of "artistic occupation".
With the team's will and pride, let's sweat!
The first competition is "Which cat wheel?"
I'm alone today, so I'll call the deputy manager.
I'm Ebihara, the deputy manager.
Nice to meet you.
Then I will explain the rules immediately.
Please push the cat wheel with three donos and turn the truck around.
When you come back, you will give the cat wheel to the next person.
Each team has five people. The team that reaches the goal first will win.
If you lose balance and drop the dono on the way, pick it up yourself and return to the race.
By the way, how heavy is one dono?
That's a good question.
One dono is 25 kilograms.
Three donos are 75 kilograms.
My weight is about 37 kilograms.
I'm a little fat.
This member will participate.
Stability and sense of balance are key.
Let's start.
Ready, start!
The race has started.
First of all, Chibe-san...
Watch out!
Oh my god!
What a sudden accident!
With his butt! With his butt!
What a Team E! What a Team Yumemoto!
They're in second place now!
Oh my god! Accident!
Give me a lap! Team S, give me a lap!
Team E, let's go!
Now, Team K2...
Oh my god! Oh my god!
He fell! He fell!
Oh my god! He can't start!
What kind of competition is this?!
A lap at last! A lap at last!
Now, it's Masayoshi's turn! Masayoshi's turn!
Oh! Good balance! Wonderful balance!
Wonderful cornering!
Team S is coming! Team S is coming!
In the last moment! In the last moment!
He doesn't have enough speed! He doesn't have enough speed!
Oh! What happened to Shibata?!
Shibata, run!
I can't lift it up!
What am I doing?
Shibata, you're lying!
I'm sorry!
I'm dying!
Someone help me!
The road is sliding!
Isn't it terrible?
Shibata, what are you doing?
Down!
Shibata, down!
Shibata is blocking the road!
Go inside!
Shibata is blocking the road!
Is she going to make it?
She made it!
Team K-2 made it!
Watch out!
Good bye!
Takayanagi is great!
Go back!
Takayanagi is great!
Team K-2 leads!
Is 25kg too heavy?
Takayanagi and Kinoshita, go!
Balance!
Team K-2 is in 4th place!
Is it broken?
It's stuck!
A traffic jam!
It's not that bad!
The road is sliding!
It's dangerous!
Is it okay?
Kinoshita is fast!
Katsumura is starting!
Okay!
The grandmother is in 6th place!
Watch out!
Set is broken.
Now, Shibata is going back.
Now, just like Grandma did, Shibata is setting her own pace again.
Now, the team is a substitute winner.
They can't move up.
[MUSIC]
The team got through.
>> C-less anchor Matsumura is the only one left!
>> There was nothing!
No, no, I don't know if there is an immediate response or not.
Thank you for your hard work.
The next game is "Climbing Up and Down Quiz".
Yeah!
These days, you have to have knowledge and intelligence.
Therefore, we have prepared a game that combines knowledge and physical strength.
Then I will explain the rules.
One person from each team will reach the answer stone.
When the question is read, two other members will transfer a large amount of sand in a scope to the case in front of them.
As soon as you have 50 kg, you will reach the answer stone lamp, so you can answer.
It is a rule like this.
The team with two questions correct will win.
Moreover, in this game, each team will have their seniors dig sand.
The youngest member will be the answerer.
I see.
These members will participate in this quiz.
There is a lot of pressure on the answerers who make their seniors dig sand.
Even if you work hard, if you can't answer, it will end there.
Are you okay with studying system?
I don't have any image of being able to study.
The era of fools can only be accepted by a small number of people.
You said it.
What is your specialty?
My specialty is housework.
Housework!
Can you do housework?
Here is the question.
During the Edo period, when the governor of a region decided to come to Edo, what was the system decided to do?
I know! I know! I know!
I know! I know!
50kg!
What?!
Senpai is sweating for her juniors!
It's fine! It's fine!
Ah! Team Keisuu! Team Keisuu is almost there!
Team Keisuu!
Dog's...
Dog?
Dog's?
Gozan family's...
Dog's ass!
Ah! It's here!
It's here! Team E!
Can I answer?
Please!
Triathlon!
I won't do it again.
Her eyes are serious.
Was Team S the last one?
It's hard to find the right place.
Due to Team S's troublesome claim, they changed their place.
Let's move on to the second question.
Here is the question.
What do you call this unit that represents the strength of a typhoon?
How about changing places?
Is it better in the middle?
No, no!
Team K2 is reversing!
Where is it? Again?
For their seniors and juniors!
How about it? Team K2!
Team K2! Stop!
Stop!
Team K2!
Master! Hectopascal!
Correct!
Team K2 is one now!
But, look at their serious faces!
Right now, this place and that place are close.
Are you a claimer?
You can't win here!
Another claimer!
Again, due to Team S's hope, they changed their place.
Let's move on to the third question.
Here is the question.
No matter what master you are, if you let your guard down, you may fail.
The proverb is "what is kappa?"
What is kappa?
Is it Team K-2 again?
Team K-2 and Team E are c bidding farewell!
Alright, go! Go!
Will an "s" arrive?! An "s" came!
How's it?! Which one?!
Team K-2! Team K-2!
Team K-2 is strong!
Team K-2!
Kappa... kappa... kappa...
kappa... kappa... kappa...
So there's...
so there's a future...
So there's... there's a future...
there's a future for kappa...
Go! Go! Which one?!
No, only team K-2!
Wrong! Wrong!
Kappa? Kappa?
Kappa's...
I finally got it!
Kappa's...
Mochigusare!
Kappa's mochigusare!
What does it mean?
If you know the answer, you win!
Kappa's... Kappa's mochigusare!
You all failed!
There's a pattern like this. No matter how hard you try, you can't answer.
You're not tired. You can still do it!
I'll be the leader!
If you decide the rules on your own, you're bound to face someone with that kind of stamina!
Is that allowed?
You say it first!
I'm sorry, Kyoto. I'm sorry.
Of course you are!
Move, move, move!
Which way should we go? The other way?
Do your best!
I want to change with Oya-chan!
Team "S" and "E" are full of energy, but Team "K" is full of stamina!
"K" and...
Team "E" has reached their goal!
Next up is a question related to "Aichi"!
Here is the question!
What does it mean for an incident in which Oda Nobunaga was betrayed and assassinated?
I know the answer!
Hurry up!
There's someone who knows the answer!
Oda Nobunaga assassination!
It's over 30km/h!
Isn't it too fast?
Team "K" is in a reverse turn!
Team "K" is fast!
A little more!
Stop!
Team "K" is...
...not alone!
Team "K" is...
...not alone!
Yeah!
They are finally saved!
Yeah!
Team "K" gets one point!
What's up with you guys? It's like a calendar!
The last game.
If we're talking about "gaten" games, it's got to be this one!
Do you drive?
No, we don't. You'll have to pull it.
Mr. Ebihara, please give us the details.
Each team leader will pull a truck with a rope one by one.
And when you cross the red line 10 meters ahead of you, you'll reach the goal.
The time will be added up!
By the way, if you win this game, you'll get 100 points!
That's great!
That's a good plan!
The leader should do his best in the end!
What's up with you?
I used to be in the rope pulling team.
Really?
I don't know if you push me that much, but you're confident?
I am! I know how to do it!
I see!
You might be good at it!
By the way, Mr. Miyazawa with only mouth right now...
What?
Right?
I'll show you...
Mr. Miyazawa...
Look at the camera!
We got a lot of footage!
The final match is a one-on-one match between each team leader!
First up is Team E's Sudano's challenge!
Show us what you've got!
I'll pull all of you, Team E!
Are you ready?
Yes! I'll win!
Ready...
Start!
Is it moving?
Oh!
It's moving!
Oh! It's moving! Oh! With a low posture, this expression! This expression! Oh! He ate sand! He ate sand!
This is! This is the expression during the general election! He eats sand! It's finished now!
Wow! What is the record? The current record is 27 seconds and 14 seconds!
What is it? Is this one of the criteria? I don't know because I'm not the first one, but it's pretty hard!
Why do you keep biting the rope? What are you? I really hate that!
Next up is the confident ex-tsunahiki club, Furukawa!
Furukawa, you're ready, but please show us your enthusiasm! Tsunahiki club! I'll do my best!
She's pushing forward! Tsunahiki club! Tsunahiki club! I'll do my best!
Furukawa! Ready! Start! Oh! It's moving! It's moving!
How is it? Is it finished within 20 seconds? Hurry up and do it!
Hurry up and do it!
She dropped it! She dropped it! She dropped it! She dropped it! She dropped it!
Furukawa of the ex-tsunahiki club, who only had a good mouth, managed to reach the goal.
The record is 1 minute and 48 seconds. As a team leader, her dignity has fallen to the ground.
And after this, it's a challenge only for Team Uchi Miyaza! Will she be able to win?
And last up is Team S leader Miyazawa!
Miyazawa, show us your enthusiasm! I'll do my best!
I've had enough of this!
What's going on?
You're noisy!
Leader, you're in a bad mood!
Are you okay?
Let's start!
Ready...
Start!
She's moving!
Is she fast?
She's fast!
27 seconds left!
She's doing it!
She's got it!
She's fast!
The current record...
18.5 seconds!
Miyazawa, show us your enthusiasm!
She's fast!
The winner of this competition is...
Team S!
The best student is...
After the commercial, we'll announce the best student of the week!
The best student of the week is...
Oba-chan!
It's Oba-chan!
That's an excellent answer!
Dog's...
After the commercial, we'll announce...
This program is...
Online video distribution service, full route!
On demand on the day of, and online distribution after the broadcast!
For more information, visit the program's homepage!
You are strong.
Go over there.
Why do you say like this?
Go over there. I can't take the camera.
What? Do you have something?
No, I don't like you, Ms. Okubo.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
Isn't it?
The reason why I chose you this time is...
At first, you said that it's old-fashioned to laugh at idiots in a variety show, didn't you?
Yes.
But, your sloppy answer...
What was it?
Dog's...
Dog's fart.
Dog's dog's fart.
I think you should say like that.
What do you want me to do in a variety show?
It doesn't matter. But you don't usually laugh much, do you?
No, I don't.
I can't get in everyone's mind.
So, please make fun of me today, too.
What?
No, I'm kidding.
You're kidding.